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Petite Maman
I’ve seen everything directed by Celine Sciamma including her short Pauline. Tomboy is still my favourite film of hers, closely followed by Portrait of a Lady on Fire. Petite Maman is better than Girlboss, but weaker than Water Lilies. It’s got the tenderness of Tomboy and a cool fantasy twist. I’ve waited a long time to watch this and you can catch it on Mubi.
8/10
Phoenix Rising
I’ve waited a long time for this documentary. In 2007 one of my best friends at the time was obsessed with Marilyn Manson, his music, his persona. His relationship with Evan and his marriage with Dita was all she talked about for the two or three years we were friends. I was obsessed with Thirteen (2003) at the time, because I could relate to one of the aspects of the film and as a millenial and a film buff, I had seen Wood in numerous films before. The Manson/Wood relationship was never ‘goals’ to me, like it was to my friend. Like many, I didn’t get it, and as it turns out rightully so. I have been following this case for a few years now, but there were two or three things that Evan exposed about her private life that I didn’t know before and she’s also confirmed that the Heart-Shaped Glasses music video features footage of her rape. While she was targeted by Manson because of her Thirteen role, I really appreciate that she never said she regreted making it, despite being asked to make out with a 23 year old actor at 14. It is worth remembering it is not her role in Thirteen that ruined her life, but Brian Warner.
7/10
Onibaba
I really want to know if R.L. Stine saw this film before writing one of my most favourite Goosebumps books The Haunted Mask. It also happens to be my favourite Goosebumps episode, so obviously I loved this film, especially the ending. I can’t believe the show is being remade, it was such a huge part of my childhood. I can’t wait to watch every single episode and pretend it’s the 90s again.
9/10
Downton Abbey: A New Era
I don’t think I’ve ever cried so much at the movies. I was sobbing uncontrollably for the last hour at the threat of not one but two characters dying. I followed this series week by week as it aired and visited Highclere Castle a few times because everyone in my family loved this series so much. I really hope there’s another film I can look forward to.
8/10
Firestarter
I don’t remember the original starring little Drew Barrymore well, but I’m sure it was better than this. Ryan Kiera Armstrong predominantly plays the same character as in American Horror Story, but I found her a little less annoying there. This is the weakest film I’ve seen at the cinema since 2018, when I left the screening of Slender Man after the first 10 minutes.
‘You’re telling me I can’t trust the TV?’
2/10
Wonder Woman
My favourite part is when she calls London hideous. I hate that they decided to set it during WWI. This is my second attempt at watching this film, which just happens to be available on three of my services, HBO Go, Netflix and Prime. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a film available on more than two of my services at once, this must mean it’s in demand. I recommend you watch Professor Marston and the Wonder Women, Captain Marvel or Black Widow instead.
4/10
Never Gonna Snow Again
This is my 6th Szumowska film and I’m about to watch Infinite Storm right after, which I’m very excited for. I hate how Americanised this is, with kids dressing up for Halloween and a yellow bus taking them to some posh French school. There are no yellow school buses and trick ‘r treating in Poland, trust me, I wish there were. Also, the description says they’re middle class, but they’re clearly rich?
6/10
Hud
HBO helping me get closer to completing the 1001 Movies You Must See Before You Die challenge. A wonderful western/drama, nominated for 7 Academy Awards. Some of the scenes involving animals are concerning, but people didn’t really care about animal cruelty back then.
8/10
No Doubt: Live in the Tragic Kingdom
This may be my favourite album ever made. I have listened to Sunday Morning on most Sunday mornings for over 20 years now. Don’t Speak and Just A Girl are the soundtrack to my life. Every song is amazing, and I really needed to rewatch this today.
Wel…come…to…the…tra…gic…king…dom!
9/10


