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Greys 17.11. SVU 17.10. SVU 17.11. SVU 17.17. Castle 8.10. The Middle 7.15. The Middle 7.16. Younger 2.08. Scandal 5.11. Scandal 5.12. How to get Away with Murder 2.11. How to get Away with Murder 2.12. Grandfathered 1.17. Grandfathered 1.18. Pretty Little Liars 6.17. The Simpsons 27.14.

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Fuller House has been renewed for season 2! After just 5 days! Are you guys just loving it?

Since I’m going on a holiday this Saturday, here’s part 1 of the remaining reviews.

Greys 17.11

The little Kepner wanting to have 3 children was adorable. Why on Earth didn’t she say she was pregnant? I honestly never could stand Avery, now it’s pure hate.

3/10

SVU 17.10

A case about a tacher sleeping with her students, meanwhile a wrestling coach sexualy assaults boys.

Danger of getting laid.
There are two predators in the same school.
Predators know who to pick on.
I woke up, because his mouth was on me.
It wasn’t your fault. It was nothing. It didn’t mean anything. You were drugged and your body reacted.
Whatever he may have made you do.
He’s the kid who got it from the wrestling coach.

9/10

SVU 17.11

One of the best episodes this season where Olivia goes to the house of a family her babysitter works for, and ends up being one of the hostages. The 16 year old daughter is raped, and Olivia once again cannot stop the rapist. The mother then calls and asks how are their kids and they answer they#’re okay but no one tells her her daughter has been raped. The girl’s brother was screaming Somebody help her, Make him stop’ which made it excrutiantly painful.

I just yelled ‘Stop police!’, but I’m not police.
All you have to do this go in there.

10/10

SVU 17.16

Liv and Tucker, seriously? Remember when he was always on hers and Elliot’s asses and basically hated them both? A vlogger gets raped and Rollins does something very stupid. Why would she risk being raped for one victim? They should have had one of her followers attack her, not some random pseudo celebrity. We all knew the new sergeant would run the place, just because of his daddy, and Liv would be left behind.

I’m a vlogger. My followers want to know anything that happens to me.
You didn’t deserve what happened to you.
Her exact words?
I don’t know her head was in my lap.
You used yourself as bait?
They tried to rape me.
Rollins in my office, please.
She lied to me. She said she didn’t post it.

5/10

Castle 8.10

A good Castle episode, that’s a shocker. I know I should contemplate every week, but there’s nothing to contemplate. But then Castle wanted to get thrown in jail and we remembered why we love it so much.

I went to high school with Nina. What high school?
I’m gonna get thrown in jail.
Joanna, how would you like to have a character in my next novel named after you?
How about a villain?

6/10

The Middle 7.15

What is going on with The Middle? This is definitely the weakest season.

Who’s that?
None of your business.
You would recognise it cause you never talk.

1.5/10

The Middle 7.16

Weakest episode of the season.

Free Wifi and a nice view.
Let me just stick my head out so I know what’s our new address.

3.5/10

Younger 2.8

I just love this show.

Millennial Print, you really are shameless.
#goodluck
What do creative directors do exactly?
Someone else’s coke mostly.
That girl is something special.
Assistants don’t have a lunch.
I’m not 26, I’m 40.
Now I’m interested.
Now I got another shot at my 20s.
According to New York Times you don’t exist.
Liza, are you crying?
I’m just so happy for you.

7/10

Scandal 5.11

I am loving this Liv/Mellie friendship. Carlos Solis joins the cast.

Because that Muppet is in love with you.
I left for the same reasons you stayed.
That’s what you write.You write that you were scared. That you couldn’t stand up to him. You didn’t need Fitz to give you the power. You had that power all along. It just took you a little longer to realize.
Get out your laptop, start typing.

7.5/10

Scandal 5.12

I loved how Cyrus staged for Carlos from Desperate Housewives to get shot, just so he can be the hero.

It’s easy , you just need to be in touch with your inner child.
Since you’re my only friend now, you can call me Fitz.

4.5/10

How to get Away with Murder 2.11

Ask miss Winterbottom. Clearly she’s the only one listening.
Don’t feel bad when i’m gonna end up shooting myself.
Wes went to the health centre to get some sleeping pills and they checked him into the psych ward.
You’re fired. My old Bonnie is back.
First year’s the hardest and I’m so behind.She needs therapy.
We all need therapy.
I killed Lila.

5/10

How to get Away with Murder 2.12

Oh, I hope Wes killed his mom.

Let mommy take care of it the way she always does.
Now what, mommy?
Now I have five of them and it’s the worst experience of my life.
When he applies to law school she helps him get in.
That one of you will be Wes Gibbins.
Is it true? Did Wes kill his mother?

7/10

Grandfathered 1.17

So do I just pay him in cash when he gets here?
This is Juliet.
Where’s Romeo?

7/10

Grandfathered 1.18

Is this really how they want to finish this and possibly the show’s only season? With them dating other people? It was the show’s worst episode. Also, too sex crazed, and not enough Granfdfather-ing.

With this Sarah this happened?

0.5/10

Pretty Little Liars 6.17

Now the new A has Emily’s fingerprints on the murder weapon.

That person may be storing my future offspring.
I’ll sleep when I’m unemployed.You get a chance to make people better than yourself.
You are the writer in the family.
We’re all different people now.
At least one of us will have a degree that matters.
You need to start talking before our baby does.
The protagonist is not Aria. We never meade it past Philly.
I think it’s fate. People who were meant to be together take a break and find a way back to their first love.
We graduated and we grew up.

6/10

The Simpsons 27.14

Awful.

0.5/10

Greys 12.04. Downton Abbey 7.04. Castle 8.04. How To Get Away With Murder 2.04. How to Get Away with Murder 2.05. How to Get Away with Murder 2.06. Grandfathered 1.03. Grandfathered 1.04. The Good Wife 7.02. The Good Wife 7.03. Scandal 5.03. Scandal 5.04. The Leftovers 2.02. Switched at Birth 4.18. Faking it 2.19

03 Tuesday Nov 2015

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Here are some quick October reviews. Look out for the remaining 15 episodes this Thursday.

Greys 12.04

Derek’s killer is Callie’s new girlfriend.

Who screws the interns?
The father of my children.
I’m a widow, I’m dead inside. I’m widow Grey, I’m all okay.
Yours is the face they will remember for the rest of their lives.
I’ve had that great amazing love.

9.5/10

Downton Abbey 7.04

Robert better not die. This is not Parenthood. Moseley and Baxter better end up together, and they better show us. Rose came back and acted weirdly. The writers need to understand that none of us cares about the hospital.

Trying to get through life the best that we can.
And you’re wrong about me, I mind what people say.
But he hasn’t ruined you, has he? And the proof is you’re standing here.

10/10

Castle 8.04

As I asked myself where the f do I recognise this guy from It got to me that it’s Gabby’s pervy stepfather from Desperate Housewives.

No, no. Well, yes, yes.
Pathological liars anonymous.
The blind priest just ran away.

6/10

How To Get Away With Murder 2.04

This season seems much less planned out.

Do you actually think that murdering someone is not a big deal?
I think about it a lot. Killing myself. Have been since I was a child.
If I don’t deserve to die, than you definitely don’t.
Let’s all find a cliff and go out in style.

4/10

How to Get Away with Murder 2.05

We finally got Bonnie’s back story and it was painful, and the show is finally getting more valuable again.

I found Wes and Nate last night?
Screwing?
That man is her father.

1.5/10

How to Get Away with Murder 2.06

I see what you’re saying, Asher is dating Bonnie who as a child was sexually abused by her father. Asher on the other hand gang raped a girl as a teenager. This is good. Who cares about all the other storylines this season, none of them are worth our time.

Contamination the crime scene. Let’s make a note of this officer not wearing gloves.
Tiffany was gang raped.

3.5/10

Grandfathered 1.03

Paget’s character reminds me of me a little more each week.

The age I lost my virginity. 13.
Thanks to you he’s one step away from being Norman Bates.
Mother in Parenthood.
Which Friends character are you?Come on, I’m Monica!
You delay, delay, delay and suddenly it’s too late.
What’s this, a cheesy rom com.

4.5/10

Grandfathered 1.04

Come on, Stamos you do know who Big Bird is, remember how obsessed Michelle was with him on Full House? Posting fake reviews and lying about leaving home on point. Other than that, weakest episode of the season.

Anonymous 2023.
Almost there. Traffic is awful.

2/10

The Good Wife 7.02

Jeffrey Dean Morgan joins the cast! An SVU case about mom taking naked pictures of their kids and selling them as art.

Have you seen the movie It Follows?
That’s when I got my first email from a pedophile.
After I came back from school, these men would wait for me.

8/10

The Good Wife 7.03

Grace working as Alicia’s assistant/secretary is my new favorite thing about the show. Interns caring about their boyfriends was hilarious too. Don’t go to law school if you want a normal life, simple as that.

Do these new summer interns seem less concerned to you? They worry about their boyfriends and having easier work days.

10/10

Scandal 5.03

How can Fitz still treat Mellie like crap?

Shut it down or get fired, people.
We’re running, people.

10/10

Scandal 5.04

Quinn has recruited a new gladiator.

Gladiators don’t ask questions.

2/10

The Leftovers 2.02

What is it with this season? Pure boredom. Miss Patty and where the heck is Amy Brenneman? So Kevin is a part of rapture number 2?

1.5/10

Switched at Birth 4.18

Were we supposed to be surprised that Daphne’s tutor was gay? Wasn’t that obvious? A very weak episode.

2.5/10

Faking It 2.19

Karma is just jealous that Amy does not pay attention to her anymore that she may actually try to be with her for a while, ruining Amy’s feelings.

The real you is so fantastic.

2.5/10

Castle 04.13 Shameless 2.03 Desperate Housewives 8.11 Pretty Little Liars 2.17 Skins 6.01

29 Sunday Jan 2012

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Shameless 2.03

Fiona’s story was very good, her image of the perfect high school boyfriend was all ruined. I did not see that bitch coming on Fiona like that, they probably have a similar situation, older sister taking care of her siblings, at least Gallaghers have money now. Karen and that 37 years old dude getting married, just ridiculous. Frank genius as always, but for the first time watching this show I was disguised by his character, when he answered that pager and then called and said ‘She doesn’t need that heart anymore.’ How she paid him 2 000 $ and a flat screen so he fuck her to death, that was good. I was nicely surprised when he felt sad after seeing death’s face. Frank’s talk how people shouldn’t interfere with god’s plan, that was excellent. Last scene, of Frank stealing money from church, that was so obvious. Debbie and her death phase was good, don’t know why they had to end it.

7/10

Castle 4.13

The incredible interaction between Kate and Castle in the hand scene. When he was showing her how she should rub the dog, was touching her, when she is so in love with him, her face said everything. I am so intrigued by this scene. The rest of the episode was not good enough for season 4, which is in total a masterpiece. Too much Esposito and this reality TV star not enough investigating and Castle and Beckett. I knew the dog would not choose them, this scene was nice though. The running away from dogs scene was amazing, Esposito’s ‘Run’ and Kate’s  ‘Aaaaaa’. Hilarious.

6/10

Desperate Housewives 8.11

Gaby’s story, the scene when she tells that woman ‘At least you believed her, my mother never did.’ That was just well written. Also the previous ‘Then believe me.’ Bree is definitely my favorite character this season, when he walked through church, after she confirm she is a neighborhood slut, genius. I love how this show can handle alcoholism, the card very nicely played. Australian guy should be back on V, where he belongs. Renee is less annoying these days, maybe after her speech last episode I look at her differently. I am not saying that Lynette and Tom shouldn’t break up (they shouldn’t though) but this is not the storyline for the final season. It is hard to watch these two, and we all should fully enjoy this last season. Not well thought, Mark Cherry, not well thought.

5/10

Pretty Little Liars 2.17

Finally a not so bad episode, the previous one was so cheesy. Ezria all the way, I am glad they are staying together, but when the hell are they going to sleep together? This is ridiculous, in real life he wouldn’t wait for her. You should have told Caleb everything, I have a feeling he could protect you. Alli was harassed by A too? That is interesting. Spencer is acting all stupid again, and Emily is such a useless character.

3/10

Skins 6.01

This generation is super annoying and just disastrous, but what happened in the last 10 min of the episode was genius. This is the old Skins back! The most annoying character ever falling into coma, well played. I don’t like Minnie and Al together, when she got up I thought they were going to play the ‘Cassie waking up to drink water’ card, which could have been marvelous, but no, she woke up to take a shower and get into Al’s pants. They could have played the ED card so well here, and now I don’t like any of the characters. First season of a new generation is usually better as we get to know all the brand new characters and the second is all about partying, but this coma storyline may change it.

5/10

Castle 4.12 Revenge 1.11 The Secret Circle 1.11 Greys 8.12 Private Practice 5.12 Shameless 2.02 Desperate Housewives 8.10 Suburgatory 1.11 Pretty Little Liars 2.16

19 Thursday Jan 2012

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Castle 4.12

Tense episode, just excellent. You’re a writer, finish this sentence. Many good lines, of Castle wanting to protect Beckett. ‘Trust me when I say, it’s not your concern.’ ‘It is if it involves Beckett or her mother’s murder.’If Weldon had been run out of office…’ ‘…I’d be gone from the 12th precinct.’ ‘And then who’d keep Beckett from looking into things she shouldn’t? Who’d keep her out of harm’s way?’ ‘What am I supposed to do, Rick?’ when she calls him Rick. it’s even better than when he calls her Kate. ‘I can’t just stop being a cop, because it’s inconvenient.’ ‘When he’s gone, the first thing she’ll do is get rid of Castle.’ ‘I know.’

10/10

Revenge 1.11

An excellent Revenge episode. ‘How much collateral damage are you willing to accept? I may have Jack’s blood all over my jacket, but you’ve got it all over your hands.’ ‘The Graysons framed my father. They were responsible for that plane going down. They set him up to take the fall. While I was rotting away in juvie with you and my father was rotting away in federal prison, the Graysons were sitting in that house, living their lives spending their money, raising their kids, like nothing ever happened. So that’s why I’m here. I came back to avenge my father’s death. And to take everything away from them.’

10/10

The Secret Circle 1.11

Best episode of the entire series. This is one of the three shows, along with Suburgatory and Pretty Little Liars that I watch just in the background while doing something else, but today I was so in the story. Why do I think Adam’s father is Cassie’s father? Grave digging and dog’s skeleton, so good.

10/10

Greys 8.12

What the hell is Shonda doing to my favorite guy character of the show right now? Owen screaming ‘You killed our baby!’ in front of everyone, best scene this year so far.Owen’s ‘You’re drowning, Grey.’ and Mer’s ‘Drowning is a strong word.’ he may not know, but hell, she almost drowned in season three. Adele’s story was very good, Kepner acting all stupid. Everyone telling Mer she should continue her mother’s path, that was a good storyline, but chief’s speech was marvellous. ‘Meredith, look at everything you did today, this party for your daughter, what you did for me in that OR. You don’t have to ever worry about being anything like your mother. I knew her, and you’re nothing like your mother. You have a gift. Don’t waste it.’ I loved Sandra’s acting this episode and this line ‘You let me operate on her husband, and now he’s dead. She gets whatever she wants. Do you understand? Anything she wants from me, ever.’

9/10

Private Practice 5.12

Stop beating Violet up. She’s been through enough and she always ends up a victim anyway. loved the storyline and the new boyfriend of hers. Of course she believed that woman, who wouldn’t have? But how she bit Violet up, and the paramedic kid told her ‘I’m here for you, whatever it is.’ that was so good, and how she did not want Pete’s help and went to see the paramedic kid. Amelia is annoying again, but I loved how she told Erica not to do the surgery. Addie is done and drinking with Jake, I love that.

9/10

Shameless 2.02

They could get over the Liam masturbating all the time storyline, he’s just a kid. Veronica’s ‘If God loved me he would have made me white and rich.’ Grandpa died. Deb at the hospital. ‘Eat shit, Frank.’ ‘Well, I would, but I recently went vegan.’ this line. shameless at its best.

9/10

Desperate Housewives 8.10

Renees storyline and Bree’s ‘U’ll always b d person who saved my life. N now that I’ve had time to think about it, I realize that makes u d best friend I’ll ever have.’ Susan being the stupidest person on TV. Alejandro raped his other step daughter too, that was a good plot. Lynette screaming at kids, that now she has to do it all on her own, a very good speech. Bree sleeping around and drinking, ridiculous and good.

9/10

Suburgatory 1.11

Where did Lisa got all these condoms from? I thought she was the perfect kid till her ‘running around the neighborhood naked’ incident. George now thinks Tessa lied about what she was doing with her boyfriend.

6/10

Pretty Little Liars 2.16

Oh so ridiculous, Lucas’s storyline was so bad, no idea why they wrote it into the script. Ezra acting all I don’t know you kid is super annoying, but real at least.

4/10

Private Practice 5.06 Greys 5.08 Bones 7.01 Desperate Housewives 8.06. American Horror Story 1.05 The Slap 1.05. Revenge 1.07. The Secret Circle 1.08. Suburgatory 1.06

05 Saturday Nov 2011

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Greys 5.08

All the George mourning, Bailey’s ‘George was my favorite’ n his mom is Callie’s mom now, and our 3 talking about him, couldn’t stop crying.

10/10

Private Practice 5.06

Brilliant. Jessica Tuck was on Private Practice! Why did Coop say Sheldon, why not Violet, I needed a Judging Amy flashback! Char’s story was goood!

9/10

The Slap 1.05

Melissa George was absolutely amazing. Rosie’s story was very moving, though I think she should really stop breastfeeding plus I hate Gary. Plus I was a little bit dissapointed with Rosie’s plot, but still.

9/10

Bones 7.01

This season is gonna be hella differnt than previous 6, I did not like the first episode of season 7 as much as I thought I would.

8/10

Desperate Housewives 8.06

Weird. Desperate Housewives like. Loved it. I knew what kind of cat It’s going to be before them, that was pretty obvious, right?

‘I’m asking you, please, back off, okay? We have five kids, one of them is just a baby, I’m not letting my husband go without a fight.’

8/10

American Horror Story 1.05

Better than part 1.

8/10

Revenge 1.07

Good. All of it.

8/10

The Secret Circle 1.08

Pretty good.

8/10

Suburgatory 1.06

Hilarious and pretty good.

7/10

Private Practice 5.05 Greys 5.07 Desperate Housewives 8.05. American Horror Story 1.04 The Slap 1.04. Pretty Little Liars Halloween Revenge 1.06. The Secret Circle 1.07. Suburgatory 1.05

29 Saturday Oct 2011

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Private Practice 5.05

Genius episode, that’s it. Just genius.

‘Are you crazy?! Are you actually clinically insane?! Did you really do this thing? Because even I didn’t think you were stupid enough n crazy enough to actually go through with it. What is wrong with you?! Why are you this self destructive?!’

‘So we’re both screwed up, but maybe we can be there for each other. Like some kinda messed up body system.’

‘I won’t drink today, if you don’t kill yourself.’

10/10

The Slap 1.04

Just brilliant, I assumed Connie’s story would be just another teen romance, was nicely surprised.

9/10

American Horror Story 1.04

good not superb.

8/10

Pretty Little liars Halloween

Did not bring anything to the story but I absolutely loved the fat Hanna, wild Aria and nerdy Spencer. This is what this show should be about, not the perfect teens.

8/10

The Secret Circle 1.07

Very good. Point plus for Halloween decorations!

8/10

Revenge 1.06

Almost as good as the previous one.

7/10

Greys 5.07

Funny, medium good.

7/10

Desperate Housewives 8.05

The only scene I loved: ‘It’s okay, Gaby, we got it.’ ‘I don’t know what to say.’ ‘Just take care of your husband.’ heartbreaking scene.

6/10

Suburgatory 1.05

That was just bad.

5/10

Private Practice 5.04 Greys 5.06 Desperate Housewives 8.04. American Horror Story 1.03 The Slap 1.03. Revenge 1.05. The Secret Circle 1.06. Suburgatory 1.04

22 Saturday Oct 2011

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Private Practice 5.04

This season is absolutely amazing. Cried through the entire ep! Why does Pete hate Violet so much? Why did Char write this check? And Cooper, you’re gonna be an amazing dad!

9/10

American horror story 1.03

‘Now you’re stuck here forever.’ american horror story is just excellent.

9/10

Revenge 1.05

Very good episode! All the Lydia thing.

8/10

Greys Anatomy 5.06

This week’s episode was pretty boring.

6/10

Desperate Housewives 8.04

Starting to be a bad season 7.

6/10

The Secret Circle 1.06

The Diana/Cassie drama is pretty good. But the whole Jake story just doesn’t seem like worth watching.

6/10

Slap 1.03

Boring episode, the character not interesting at all.

5/10

Suburgatory 1.04

Dolls drama. That was actually pretty bad.

5/10