Fall season, thank god you’re back. I hate that the summer is gone and I haven’t seen many films I wanted to. It’s like I’ve wasted the entire summer doing absolutely nothing. I did start watching Bates Motel, and The Killing and Switched at Birth and rewatched Daria, because I haven’t seen it in 10 years. I still think this was the most unproductive summer of all. I will try to catch up with everything I’ve left aside last winter. I’ve started with dvr-ing some 70s films. I am glad I am not watching horror movies excessivly but that is probably the case because I finished watching everything important a few years back, but I still haven’t chosen the movies for Halloween. Is there some horror classic I’ve missed over my darkness obsessed teenage years? Speaking of classics, back to the list Jo, seriously. Get your shit together. And please for God’s sake stop spending so much time on tumblr.

Greys 10.01

‘We’re all going to die. We don’t get much say over how or when, but we do get to decide how we’re gonna live. So, do it. Decide. Is this the life you want to live? Is this the person you want to love? Is this the best you can be? Can you be stronger? Kinder? More compassionate? Decide. Breathe in. Breathe out and decide.’


Greys 10.02

‘They say your life flashes before your eyes right before you die. The important moments, the moments that tested you, the moments that made you who you are. I don’t know about my life flashing before me. I was thinking about my white coat and how I’m glad I had it on me now. It’s the moment my life started, seems fitting it should be on me when it ends.’

You make a decision and then the world has it’s turn. The consequences unfold out of your hands. There’s only one thing that seems clear in those quiet moments while you wait. You chose wrong.’


Greys 10.03

Webber’s all suicidal, saying Mer is not his family and he only chose her to help him die, fully understandable.

In the game of mercy, when one kid cries out, the other one listens and the pain stops. Don’t you wish it was that easy now? It’s not a game anymore and we’re not kids. You can cry mercy all you want but nobody’s listening. It’s just you screaming into a void.


SVU 15.01

Liv’s alive. She’s a survivor.

‘I think I want you to suffer first. Maybe I can burn you, or cut you, or I can use the blowtorch, but you might enjoy that too. I want to shoot you in the head right now. Watch you bleed out, but maybe that’s too easy.’

‘My old partner, he’d know what to do. He wouldn’t question himself after what you’ve done. He would kick your teeth in, break your legs, break your arms, break your back, break your face. Maybe I should call him. Maybe I should get him to use that metal bar on you and make you beg for your life.’


SVU 15.02

‘You know what I’ve seen, is that people who have gone through unfair, horrific experiences, is that they have this will, and when they get support, a chance, they can not only survive, they can thrive.’


SVU 15.03

SVU is without a doubt the best show there is at the moment, the writing is just superb and the show has never been better.


Bones 9.02

And if you’re lucky, fieces.
I tend to represent all hot women.
I don’t know if you can classify hot women as a race.
This is a job for Tony and Roxie.
Why do you always refuse help?
We’re actually talking 8 hearts here.
No Tony, I ain’t.
Because of my superb acting skills.


Bones 9.03


Castle 6.01


Castle 6.02


Revenge 3.01

Arctic pools.
As of tomorrow Grayson mansion is on market.
I am Nolan 2.no.


Scandal 3.01

You lowered your skirt.
He told you you’d be the first lady and you believed him.
You could have aimed for the first lady.
Exactly Liv why didn’t you aim for Mellie?
Do you have to be so mediocre?
I am the hell and the high water.
I am a monster, but, honey, I’m your monster!
I need you to get off the plane.
The Lord has no right to vote.
Godless homosexual lifestyle.
Who is sleeping with whores.
That limo scene.
They lost all the clients.
Start a kill folder for Olivia Pope.
Where is he and what have you done with him.
She called Mellie!
I am a rose dying on the vine here.
And then it ended and started and ended and started.
You felt terrible afterwards.
And it didn’t happen after you got shot.
He is freaking hot.
This girl is the other woman.
What did you do?
After you leaked Olivia’s name.


Hostages 1.01

Don’t think of it as killing the president, think of it as saving your family.
They have to fear us. Sometimes you have to do a bad thing for a good reason.
I don’t give up that easily.


Hostages 1.02

One of them has to die.
See, you are a killer.
Sometimes a mind game is more effective.
Do you know of any plots?


Masters of Sex 1.01

What happens to bodies during sex?
I want a degree in something important. This study is the scandal.
At the end of the day all you really are is a whore.


Masters of Sex 1.02

We were very excited.
I am willing to go all the way, why isn’t that enough?
Isn’t it the normal way to just put it in?


The Crazy Ones 1.02

They’re models, they don’t know what anything means.
It’s raining coffee.
Killer coffee. Dangerously good.
There’s no shame in failing.

Back in the Game 1.01


Back in the Game 1.02

If I was a Martini where would my maid put me?
Everyone hates their jobs, that’s what alcohol is for.


The Simpsons 25.01

25 years and they can’t come up with a new punishment.
Why does everyone has to talk so fast and panicky?
Water? That stuff killed my grandmother.
Use your fat ass handcuffs.
There’s some things they don’t teach you in police academy movies.

The Simpsons renewed for s26! Even though I enjoyed the episodes better back when they were more down to earth, I’m thrilled to hear d news!


The Originals 1.01

We’re vampires, darling. The original vampires.
We have a vampire problem.
Kill her and the baby.
No one touches the girl.
Always forever. Family above all.