The Breakfast Club

I still hate that we did not get to see what happened on monday and that none of the actors had really great carriers.

Saturday, March 24,1984. Shermer High School, Shermer, Illinois, 60062. Dear Mr. Vernon, We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did was wrong. But we think you’re crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. What do you care? You see us as you want to see us – in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. You see us as a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess and a criminal. Correct? That’s the way we saw each other at 7:00 this morning. We were brainwashed.

We’re all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that’s all.

10/10

Terms of Endearment

I have always hated that the daughter dies. Incredible performances.

You are not special enough to overcome a bad marriage.

I like the lights on.
Then go home and turn them on.

8/10

Lost and delirious

Lesbian? Lesbian? Are you fucking kidding me, you think I’m a LESBIAN?
You’re a girl in love with a girl, aren’t you?
No! I’m PAULIE in love with TORI. Remember? And Tori, she is, she IS in love with me because she is mine and I am hers and neither of us are LESBIANS!

She’s the only person who ever loved me, you know?

I think I’ll die without her.

Have you ever been really thirsty? And you open a carton of milk and you pour it in your mouth… and it’s… sour. That happened. Inside me. Forever.

I felt like a gray mouse heading straight for the mouth of a cat, and there was nothing, nothing I could do about it.

7/10

The Departed

I know I should love it, and I did, but It felt too long, and I wish it had more Jack Nicholson.

When you decide to be something, you can be it. That’s what they don’t tell you in the church. When I was your age they would say we can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I’m saying to you is this: when you’re facing a loaded gun, what’s the difference?

Why is the last patient of the day always the hardest?
Because you’re tired and you don’t give a shit. It’s not super-natural.

8/10

Insidious 2

In my line of work things tend to happen when it gets dark.

10/10

Mama

A ghost is an emotion bent out of shape, condemned to repeat itself time and time again.

Daddy, look! there’s a woman outside the window. And she’s not touching the floor.

6/10

Cracks

Girls, we are angels, eagles! To dive is to fly. Set yourself free of the shackles of conformity. Let nothing hold you back except the air itself. You are between heaven and earth. The rules no longer apply.

The most important thing in life is desire. You can achieve anything you want. The world is yours for the taking. Nothing is impossible for you, my girls. All you need is to desire it.

Dear team, please don’t be cross with me for leaving you in the lurch. There is no place here for me now. And I feel with great certainty that I must chance to make a discovery of my own. I’m not sure I will come across elephants or crocodiles immediately, but I shall write to tell you the minute I do. You must look after each other now, and do your best to be fearless and true. Carry these notions forth into the world, because without you they will simply disappear. Don’t fret, I will write soon. And PS, make progress to replace the short bread. Love, Di.

7/10

We’re the Millers

Hilarious, I loved that they got into the witness protection and went by the Miller name. The kissing scene truly uncomfortable. I cried when they played I’ll be there for you at the end of the bloopers.

You know what I’m sayin?
Well, I’m awake and I speak English, so yeah I know what you’re saying.

You’re making $500,000 and giving me only $30,000?
$30,000? I’m only getting $1,000!
You guys are getting paid?

7/10

You’re next

Disappointed big time, the posters and all the people saying it was a genre changing piece. It really was not, and I did not think the Purge was a masterpiece either, but it was much better.

3/10

Don’t say a word

Everyone was watching and no one helped him.

She heard.
How do you know?
She stopped breathing.

6/10

I Spit On Your Grave 2

A disgrace to an incredible movie and it’s satisfying remake.

5/10

The Interpreter

Definitely not recommending it, it was a drag, I slept 3 hours and was more exhausted after watching it. There was no shocking twists and everyone was just sitting, doing nothing. It was so slow I just kept playing pool and Simpsons Tapped Out on my phone.

4/10

Something Borrowed

I can’t take this ‘daddy beats me because he loves me’ excuse.

No, I didn’t pull my vagina! I just pulled… near my vagina.

4/10

License to Wed

It was cute, I absolutely loved the weddung vows in sand and Robin Williams was incredible. Oh and the mechanic kids were amazing, they even moved their eyelids and face muscles. Never to fart sounds so much better than Never to part. My mom is still talking about this one.

So Ben, what do you do, besides little Sadie here.
Oh, please. Please. You go to a liberate college, you have a bisexual rommate, you forget about God. Don’t sweat it. He doesn’t forget about you.

Bad news, guys. Next available date is in two years.

Reverend Frank is everywhere, remember?

The moment you told Joel that Sadie wasn’t a fish, I knew it was meant to be. Besides, anybody who kicks a reverend’s ass for his woman, you’re A-okay in my book.

8/10

Resident Evil

You’re all going to die down here.

I’ve been a bad, bad girl.

I don’t want to be one of those things. Walking around without a soul.

All the people that were working here are dead.
Well, that isn’t stopping them from walking around.

6/10

Made of Honour

Nobody in the world makes me laugh the way you do. You’re my best friend. I just wanna be with you.

6/10

Perfume: The story of a murderer

If someone told me this had Dustin Hoffman and Alan Rickman in it I would have seen it sooner. I know it is an uncommon opinion, but I was not impressed by it and I thought the ending was terrible. Up until after he killed Laura the film was inspiring, but when everyone was under the charm of the perfume and started taking off their clothes, I found it a little too despicable.

I have to learn how to keep smell.

For the first time in his life, Grenouille realized that he had no smell of his own. He realized that all his life he had been a nobody to everyone. What he now felt was the fear of his own oblivion. It was a though he did not exist.

He still had enough perfume left to enslave the whole world if he so chose. He could walk to Versailles and have the king kiss his feet. He could write the pope a perfumed letter and reveal himself as the new Messiah. He could do all this, and more, if he wanted to. He possessed a power stronger than the power of money, or terror, or death – the invincible power to command the love of man kind. There was only one thing the perfume could not do. It could not turn him into a person who could love and be loved like everyone else. So, to hell with it he thought. To hell with the world. With the perfume. With himself.

Within no time, Jean-Baptiste Grenouille had disappeared from the face of the earth. When they had finished, they felt a virginal glow of happiness. For the first time in their lives, they believed they had done something purely out of love.

7/10

A Fish called Wanda

That was one crazy movie.

5/10

This Means War

3/10

Scary Movie 5

I’ve only watched this monstrous movie for Kate Walsh, who was in one scene.

1/10

Albino Farm

3/10

Train

1/10

Fun Size

4/10

Liz & Dick

Not that I’m counting, but if I’m not mistaken you just ended what, your fourth marriage?

Oh, who’s counting?

3/10

Dark Tide

3/10

Kraken

Enjoyed the killing and underwater scenes, everything else was terrible. Shame the octopus didn’t attack them too much, it basically took what was in the water.

1/10