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Some of the films I’ve seen this week include:

craw scary

Crawl

Everglades my ass!

I know crocs are supposed to be more agressive than gators, but you wouldn’t want to encounter a hungry aligator. Crawl is a surprisingly entertaining water creature flick, a must have every summer. I haven’t seen Uncaged, aka 47 Meters Down 2 yet, but it can’t be better than this.

8/10

Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark

They asked Lana Del Rey to record a new version of ‘Season of the Witch’. I liked the film enough to read the book.

6/10

dogto heaven

Dogtooth

Finally got to see this masterpiece. For different reasons, it made me think of M. Night Shyamalan’s ‘The Village’ and Bernardo Bertolucci’s ‘The Dreamers’. I need to take one half star off because of the unnecessary unsimulated sex scene.

9/10

Heaven

I loved reading V.C. Andrews’s books growing up, so I’ll always be biased when it comes to Lifetime’s adaptations, because I’m just happy anyone’s making them. I’ve always wondered though, did Virginia know about her breast cancer before writing ‘Heaven’?

5/10