Grey’s Anatomy 9.05

Why oh why did he have to die? Please tell me Cristina is not coming back to Minnesota.

‘Sometimes things are simply out of your control. You can’t change them. You can’t bend them to your will. It doesn’t matter if you’re already 45 minutes late, if your hair isn’t brushed, and you haven’t fixed breakfast, and you’re haemorrhaging brain cells by the second while you sit here… Dying… Dying inside.’

Don’t hold your breath. You stop thinking when you stop breathing. Breathe. Please, God, breathe.’

‘Lexie’s dead.’ ‘Yeah… Everyone’s dead.’

Does anybody know what we’re doing now? 30 second dance party. Dance or you’re fired.’

‘You have greatness in you, Yang. Don’t disappoint.’

‘You will be the surgeon of your generation. I knew that as soon as I met you. People will try to diminish you, as they did me. And they will fail.’

‘Do not panic. Don’t panic.’

‘I can’t move. I need to move, but I can’t. I think I may be frozen to this spot. Literally frozen.’

‘Please tell me you’re as miserable as I am.’

‘You’re afraid to fly. You’re not going anywhere.’

‘Look, If I’m going, I want to go down fighting for something that I believe in.’

Please don’t make me strangle you.

I’m not a spoon, I’m a knife and I’m gonna stab you in your eyeball.

I can’t look at you. I can’t look at you either.

Well, you’re in a mood.

Don’t get emotional, just eat it.

Is anybody gonna help me?!

Hands off the patient now! Grey!

Now I know what the end of the world feels like and I don’t wanna feel that again.

You love me more than anybody has in a very long time.

Don’t say this is Lexie. It’s not Lexie.

Thank God I don’t have children, they would be just like you.
Oh come on, I’m your dream come true
That is the truth.

I was trapped under something. You were there. You were there right? I was.

10/10

Dexter 7.06

When you like to kill, you don’t just stop.
Don’t you have more pressing concerns?
Why do you think I need to kill so badly?
Why are you so concerned she’s still a killer?
I know that face.
Mother fucker, you were together, like a couple. I remember having a thought that whoever was doing it, was doing it for love. I was right after Rita died, you had that tenant, with that weird fucking name, Lumen. t was her wasn’t it? It was. Jesus fucking Christ Dexter, you moved your girlfriend into the house where Trinity murdered your wife so you could kill together?
I felt guilty abut what happened to Rita, I thought that maybe if I helped Lumen… I was trying to make things right.
Of course. By murdering five other people.
Why can’t the past just stay in the past, do we have to keep talking about this?
I really need to kill someone.
I wanna take you out.
On a date?
That’ll work.
The girl who stabbed a woman in cold blood.
Just to hold on to the fantasy. No, now I do everything it takes to make sure I don’t lose myself like that again.
I’m just trying to do the right thing.
Do the wrong thing.
I think I burned out Deb. I’m so focused on work that I forgot to have a life.
If you show it to me, I’ll totally make out with you.
Best first date ever.
All of us have some kind of longing. A need crying out to be net. Some of us get what we want, and we’re happy. But some of us are never satisfied.
When I said I wanted to take you out, this is what I meant. This is what keeps me up at night. This is what I long for. This is what I need to fill my emptiness.

8.5/10

American Horror Story 2.03

The kids were playing ‘let’s kill people’ and the faceless man came.
Photo in the paper from ’49.
Go away, Satan.
She killed a woman and gave her to the creatures in the woods.
Why are all the nuns there sluts?
Your friend? She’s the reason why you’re in here?
Chloe’s character wants to escape with them.
I admired her purity, her innocence. And that’s gone.
Drunk Jessica’s character introducing the film.
Where’s that God damn Mexican.
There you are, whore.
Where do you think you’re going? Whore.
Now? But the Christians are about to be eaten.
I guess we found a Mexican.
Rape. Oh that’s reach coming from you.
He caught off her legs.
We know what’s in the woods.
She didn’t see it was them trying to escape.

10/10

American Horror Story 2.04

We’ll start treatment first thing in the morning. Lock her up.
She’s gonna be a creature.
Doctor, I have been this way since I can remember. There’s no cure.
I am Anne Frank.
Nobody was safe in Auschwitz.
You killed the thing you loved the most.
I did everything I could think of to survive and then I did everything what I had to do to get out.
What am I? Crazy or sane. Am I a killer?
I don’t care whatever you are. I’ll be with you.
I didn’t know what has gotten into you lately, sister, but It is a decided improvement.
Are you purposely trying to make a killer baby?
Sterilisation for both of you.
Actually I’m gonna ask you to touch yourself .And try to focus on his genitals. Now take your other hand and place it on…
Sara did an incredible job this week.
Keep touching yourself. You’re doing a great work, we’re all routing for you.
Daniel will take off his robe and you will regard his physic.
Have I opened our eyes? Are you repulsed by what I am.
No, I admire you.

8.5/10

Castle 5.06

I’m your number one fan.
How far they fall.
Good to see you.
If only the feeling was mutual.
You should have seen her as Lieutenant Chloe, oh wait, you can.
Kate Beckett! Kate Bex!
Isn’t it fracking awesome?
It’s fracking something.
In your dreams.
Look at my life, my dreams come true.
Detective Beckett and non-detective Castle.
Oh my God, Alexis!
Dad? What are you doing here?
What are you doing here dressed like that?!
Don’t wear clothes?!
Oh I’m embarrassing you? I’m the one who’s dressed.
Didn’t you see what she’s wearing? Not that bad? How am I gonna unsee that?
Castle, she is a fall grown woman.
Yeah, I could probably see you as an elf or a hobbit.
You should have seen the UPS guy, he almost wet himself.
If I wake up bold tomorrow, you’d still be attracted to me? Oh my God, you wouldn’t.
With that pumpkin head, dude.
I completely understand why you hated it., buy , Castle, I also understand why people loved it. It was about leaving home for the first time, about searching for your identity, and making a difference. I loved dressing up. She didn’t care what anybody thought about her and I kinda did at that time. It was like I could be anything and I didn’t have to choose, so don’t make fun, okay?

7/10

Bones 8.05

Leather face and Jack the Ripper references!
What kind of freak feels nostalgic over human sacrifices?
This is not why I went to art school.
Great, okay, eat your pickle.
She is most certainly dead.
We’re very sorry for your loss.
Yeah, I’m Adam, what do you want?
An occasional prostitute, interesting.
I was thinking, sad.
I don’t look so good now, do I? Does that cheer you up? A little.
The killer is mimicking Jack the Ripper.
And people think I’m creepy, cause I am a pathologist.
Now we have to go clean the tub.
Bones dancing.
Admission. Cleansing. Celebrating.

6.5/10

Revenge 2.06

Oh my! Mason knows they switched! I don’t know why I like him so much this season, maybe because of Roger’s recent appearance on SVU?

To successfully create an illusion, the first thing you need is trust. But to perfect an illusion, the false reality must appear as authentic as the one it hides. Careful attention must be paid to every detail. The slightest of imperfections can, like a pin to a balloon, burst the illusion…And the truth behind the illusion becomes revealed.

6/10

Suburgatory 2.04

I want you to make me disappear.
If you look up rock bottom in the dictionary, there’s a picture of Evan in a top hat.
Tessa caring about Dalia.

1.5/10

Factor 2.14 and 2.15

Tate Stevens got the most votes! And Vino Alan, who’s my second favorite, came in third! Excellent show this week, Everyone was great!