Tad the Lost Explorer

It’s outrageous how tiny the clothes the redhead wears are, the film is for children, not adults with busty animated female character fetishes.

4/10

Tad the Lost Explorer and the Secret of King Midas

So much more fun than the first one! And guess what…the girl actually wore clothes!

6/10

Zoe Gone

That made no sense, first she called the child a bastard, then when the child gets kidnapped, she says she will never leave her, then she fights for her and finally chooses to let her go. My whole family was furious with this ending. The child wasn’t a tiny baby, the girl was 10 months old, the mother will wake up one day 5 or 10 years later when she has a good enough job and she will regret her decision.

4.5/10

Winchester

Fell asleep at the cinema and woke up when the child was shooting at Helen Mirren. What did any of this have to do with Screen Australia and Screen Queensland? Apparently the film was shot at the real Winchester House in San Jose, California. Was it partially shot in Queensland? Extra half point for the creepy picture at the very end, which sadly was the only creepy thing about this horror.

3/10

Status Update

And how was this different from High School Musical?

3/10

Children of the Corn 666: Isaac’s Return

This film did not look like it was made in the 90s.

3/10