The Good Student

Now when I think of it, I have seen it before. It was just as bad as the first time I watched it.

2/10

I Know What You Did Last Summer

Was I postponing watching this one or what? More like avoiding it. The only film that was on UK tv during that night shift I did once at that one place. It was either this or Glee. I remember rewatching Revenge two times, same episode, two channels. It-s just like Final Destinations, we know they are all gonna die, though here they did not.

3/10

Flirting

Good Australian drama avout coming of age and insides of a boarding school featuring young Noami Watts and Nicole Kidman.

6/10

Unlawful Entry

Oh the thrillers of the 90s. This one has Madeleine Stowe and is obsessive and awesome.

7/10

Can’t Buy Me Love

Simply amazing. One of the teen 80s films everyone has to see.

8/10

The Babysitter

Very average.

3/10

The Crush

An amazing thriller, I was not expecting for it to be this good. My favorite Alicia Silverstone film after Clueless.

I’ll tell ya, if you were ten years older…
You’d what?

I mean, let’s face it, you’re fourteen, I’m twenty-eight. That’s a big difference.
Whatever you say.
Seriously, Adrian. I want you to know, you can count on me. I’ll always be your friend, no matter what. Okay? Okay.
Like the night up at the lighthouse when we kissed?
Now, that was a mistake, Adrian.
Was sneaking in to watch me undress a mistake, too? Hmm? Nick, ever do a virgin?
What?
I know you want to.
Now, look! Let’s avoid any confusion here! I’m gonna make this very simple for you. You’re – You’re too young for me. There’s nothing between us.

You wanna do her, too, is that it? I’m not good enough for you? I came back here for you, Nick. My parents tried to take me away, but I fooled them. I came back here for you, and I found you with my best friend. I still love you, Nick!

I got my period.

8/10

The Simpsons : The Longest Daycare

An amazing short film from The Simpsons. Over the 25 seasons we have never seen Maggie at daycare. We don’t know much about the youngest Simpson. Maggie’s a precious little thing and there’s a scene at the very end that might have left me speechless, which seems fitting, as the film is mute. Completely deserved that Oscar nomination.

8/10

Frozen

An excellent animation, great songs, lovely characters.

7/10

Monsters, inc

I loved it so much when it came out, watched it, as I was rewatching Monsters University for the fourth time, and wanted to fill sin some blanks. Monsters, inc it’s a great entertainment for the whole family, but not as good as Monsters University.

8/10

Toy Story 3

I don’t remember much from the first one. And I have never seen a sequel, but this one? Cried at the end. Why would you give your childhood toy away?

7/10

Dear Dumb Diary

Incredible film for pre teens! I just love the book series. I honestly have them all and still buy when they come out. And I’m twenty. Adored the soundtrack, and no one is going to outhrow Emily Alyn Lind from the number one favorite child actress spot for me. She’s gonna have to outgrown it. Favorite song? Definitely Dear Future Jamie. The day she thought her Diary was stolen, the fear and panic, followed by a candy binge, everything a 13 year old fears, was shown so incredibly. I guess we’ll never know why little girls pay attention to everything and care too much about what everyone says. I know this too well, and If I saw this film when I was thirteen, I think a certain thing in my life would not have happened, and I would remain a jolly person, just like Jamie. I absolutely loved how she handled it with a song, actually believing this won’t matter in a few years. I have barely read the Dear Dumb Diary Books, but this was an amazing adaptation. I was exactly like Jamie, always in my imagination, super creative, having long conversations with myself (hello, Lizzie McGuire), always with a musical number in my head. Not much has changed.

‘Dear future Jamie, it’s me, I mean it’s you, only younger
Do you remember how complicated life used to be when everything seemed so
unfair, but you don’t care anymore, do you?’
‘I bet you never shared a single tear for me Jamie of the past, cause you grew up really fast.’
‘And have you ever told them that old story
About how they stole your diary from me
Oh Boy I bet that gets a good laugh.’
‘Maybe you’re in Hollywood among the movie stars.’

5/10

Lipstick

A truly interesting rape and revenge example. Just when you feared it would happen, it did.

6/10

The Breakfast Club

I still hate that we did not get to see what happened on monday and that none of the actors had really great carriers.

Saturday, March 24,1984. Shermer High School, Shermer, Illinois, 60062. Dear Mr. Vernon, We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did was wrong. But we think you’re crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. What do you care? You see us as you want to see us – in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. You see us as a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess and a criminal. Correct? That’s the way we saw each other at 7:00 this morning. We were brainwashed.

We’re all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that’s all.

10/10

Terms of Endearment

I have always hated that the daughter dies. Incredible performances.

You are not special enough to overcome a bad marriage.

I like the lights on.
Then go home and turn them on.

8/10

Lost and delirious

Lesbian? Lesbian? Are you fucking kidding me, you think I’m a LESBIAN?
You’re a girl in love with a girl, aren’t you?
No! I’m PAULIE in love with TORI. Remember? And Tori, she is, she IS in love with me because she is mine and I am hers and neither of us are LESBIANS!

She’s the only person who ever loved me, you know?

I think I’ll die without her.

Have you ever been really thirsty? And you open a carton of milk and you pour it in your mouth… and it’s… sour. That happened. Inside me. Forever.

I felt like a gray mouse heading straight for the mouth of a cat, and there was nothing, nothing I could do about it.

7/10

The Departed

I know I should love it, and I did, but It felt too long, and I wish it had more Jack Nicholson.

When you decide to be something, you can be it. That’s what they don’t tell you in the church. When I was your age they would say we can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I’m saying to you is this: when you’re facing a loaded gun, what’s the difference?

Why is the last patient of the day always the hardest?
Because you’re tired and you don’t give a shit. It’s not super-natural.

8/10

Insidious 2

In my line of work things tend to happen when it gets dark.

10/10

Mama

A ghost is an emotion bent out of shape, condemned to repeat itself time and time again.

Daddy, look! there’s a woman outside the window. And she’s not touching the floor.

6/10

Cracks

Girls, we are angels, eagles! To dive is to fly. Set yourself free of the shackles of conformity. Let nothing hold you back except the air itself. You are between heaven and earth. The rules no longer apply.

The most important thing in life is desire. You can achieve anything you want. The world is yours for the taking. Nothing is impossible for you, my girls. All you need is to desire it.

Dear team, please don’t be cross with me for leaving you in the lurch. There is no place here for me now. And I feel with great certainty that I must chance to make a discovery of my own. I’m not sure I will come across elephants or crocodiles immediately, but I shall write to tell you the minute I do. You must look after each other now, and do your best to be fearless and true. Carry these notions forth into the world, because without you they will simply disappear. Don’t fret, I will write soon. And PS, make progress to replace the short bread. Love, Di.

7/10

We’re the Millers

Hilarious, I loved that they got into the witness protection and went by the Miller name. The kissing scene truly uncomfortable. I cried when they played I’ll be there for you at the end of the bloopers.

You know what I’m sayin?
Well, I’m awake and I speak English, so yeah I know what you’re saying.

You’re making $500,000 and giving me only $30,000?
$30,000? I’m only getting $1,000!
You guys are getting paid?

7/10

You’re next

Disappointed big time, the posters and all the people saying it was a genre changing piece. It really was not, and I did not think the Purge was a masterpiece either, but it was much better.

3/10

Don’t say a word

Everyone was watching and no one helped him.

She heard.
How do you know?
She stopped breathing.

6/10

I Spit On Your Grave 2

A disgrace to an incredible movie and it’s satisfying remake.

5/10

The Interpreter

Definitely not recommending it, it was a drag, I slept 3 hours and was more exhausted after watching it. There was no shocking twists and everyone was just sitting, doing nothing. It was so slow I just kept playing pool and Simpsons Tapped Out on my phone.

4/10

Something Borrowed

I can’t take this ‘daddy beats me because he loves me’ excuse.

No, I didn’t pull my vagina! I just pulled… near my vagina.

4/10

License to Wed

It was cute, I absolutely loved the weddung vows in sand and Robin Williams was incredible. Oh and the mechanic kids were amazing, they even moved their eyelids and face muscles. Never to fart sounds so much better than Never to part. My mom is still talking about this one.

So Ben, what do you do, besides little Sadie here.
Oh, please. Please. You go to a liberate college, you have a bisexual rommate, you forget about God. Don’t sweat it. He doesn’t forget about you.

Bad news, guys. Next available date is in two years.

Reverend Frank is everywhere, remember?

The moment you told Joel that Sadie wasn’t a fish, I knew it was meant to be. Besides, anybody who kicks a reverend’s ass for his woman, you’re A-okay in my book.

8/10

Resident Evil

You’re all going to die down here.

I’ve been a bad, bad girl.

I don’t want to be one of those things. Walking around without a soul.

All the people that were working here are dead.
Well, that isn’t stopping them from walking around.

6/10

Made of Honour

Nobody in the world makes me laugh the way you do. You’re my best friend. I just wanna be with you.

6/10

Perfume: The story of a murderer

If someone told me this had Dustin Hoffman and Alan Rickman in it I would have seen it sooner. I know it is an uncommon opinion, but I was not impressed by it and I thought the ending was terrible. Up until after he killed Laura the film was inspiring, but when everyone was under the charm of the perfume and started taking off their clothes, I found it a little too despicable.

I have to learn how to keep smell.

For the first time in his life, Grenouille realized that he had no smell of his own. He realized that all his life he had been a nobody to everyone. What he now felt was the fear of his own oblivion. It was a though he did not exist.

He still had enough perfume left to enslave the whole world if he so chose. He could walk to Versailles and have the king kiss his feet. He could write the pope a perfumed letter and reveal himself as the new Messiah. He could do all this, and more, if he wanted to. He possessed a power stronger than the power of money, or terror, or death – the invincible power to command the love of man kind. There was only one thing the perfume could not do. It could not turn him into a person who could love and be loved like everyone else. So, to hell with it he thought. To hell with the world. With the perfume. With himself.

Within no time, Jean-Baptiste Grenouille had disappeared from the face of the earth. When they had finished, they felt a virginal glow of happiness. For the first time in their lives, they believed they had done something purely out of love.

7/10

A Fish called Wanda

That was one crazy movie.

5/10

This Means War

3/10

Scary Movie 5

I’ve only watched this monstrous movie for Kate Walsh, who was in one scene.

1/10

Albino Farm

3/10

Train

1/10

Fun Size

4/10

Liz & Dick

Not that I’m counting, but if I’m not mistaken you just ended what, your fourth marriage?

Oh, who’s counting?

3/10

Dark Tide

3/10

Kraken

Enjoyed the killing and underwater scenes, everything else was terrible. Shame the octopus didn’t attack them too much, it basically took what was in the water.

1/10