21 Thursday Nov 2013
Greys 10.10
10/10
SVU 15.09
This is what happens when you sleep with men, Amanda. No one can convince me she is straight. Also, was it fall season’s finale?
Hit me.
9/10
Bones 9.10
9/10
Nashville 2.08
10/10
Revenge 3.08
8/10
Castle 6.09
8/10
American Horror Story 3.07
8/10
The Carrie Diaries 2.05
8/10
Ravenswood 1.05
7/10
The Simpsons 25.05
5/10
16 Saturday Nov 2013
As you can see, I cannot find the time to comment on the episodes, but I still manage to grade them.
Greys 10.09
Amazing, I’m ready to see Calzona back.
10/10
SVU 15.08
10/10
Bones 9.09
6.5/10
Bones 9.10
9/10
Revenge 3.07
6.5/10
American Horror Story 3.06
7/10
The Carrie Diaries 2.04
4/10
Castle 6.08
2/10
Ravenswood 1.04
5.5/10
The Simpsons 25.04
8.5/10
02 Saturday Nov 2013
Posted in american horror story, carrie diaries, castle, Ellen Pompeo, greys anatomy, revenge, Stana Katic, tv series
No Bones, no SVU, what a sad week.
Greys 10.07
As I rewatched the episode I realized it was actually good. Meredith is now just another character, when I really do not want to get to know the new ones.
Arizona slept with Lea.
Damn she didn’t invite her.
She had lasic surgery.
None of them do and I don’t need to spend a day in the or.
it’s a holiday for children you know.
A zombie?
Zombie bit Lea.
Where did you cone from?
The x rays are backwards.
I know that happy halloween.
Candy for dinner, nice.
Zombies aren’t real.
Maggots.
Luckily someone invented a bus pass.
Come on grey, you won’t makr her take a bus, there’s a shop, just across the street, she can walk.
Head mirrors.
Ben you are a doctor, have you ever worn one?
We’re gonna have to take you down to the or to get the parasites out of the wound.
Doctor Brooks. Heather Brooks. Yes she is she’s always here.
Another one down.
You’re from Scotland Kevin, what the hell are you talking about.
Grey got her an sleep patch.
You’ll be here the whole time Meredith?
The whole time.
Everyone gets a trophy for just being on the team.
And tell her she’s beautiful.
Maybe she’s a ghost.
She walk on the lady.
You only get ten of them.
You got me quarantined.
You are not under quarantine.
Isn’t that like 100 times scarier than some zombie apocalypse.
Right now it’s not the time to be easy peasy.
Doctor Brooks died three months ago.
Are you as good as she was?
No, but I will be.
You’re really gonna tell me that’s the wrong answer?
You’re so easy.
Dude I’m waiting for my boyfriend.
Tequilla.
Get in before the trick or treaters think that I’m home.
10/10
Revenge 3.05
This show is doing so great, but please more Victoria, less the french girl, we sent Ashley away to get a french version of Ashley?
8/10
Castle 6.06
Alexis is starting to get on my nerves, but not as much as people who don’t understand that it’s normal for a 19 year old to live with her boyfriend. But seriously, we found some couch and chairs on the street? With my ocd I’d be scared I’d catch something.
8.5/10
American Horror Story 3.04
So what happened to Queenie? I hope they get over this Frankenstein storyline and please less chanting and fighting with the bad witches and more killing.
5/10
The Carrie Diaries 2.02
The show is so good with Samantha, but please no more Sebastian crap.
Shes walking naked.
You’re right, Carrie, there’s some great stuff in here, phone sex operators wanted, work from home, 6.99 a minute?!
Carrie no the spanker!
Has someone been a bad boy?
Party lines still exist?
She’s not some chick, she’s a new friend.
Good thing I planned it so far in advance.
What did you call me?
No I didnt mean sayvit again.
Jane Fonda.
That’s right there you go.
I’m a phone sex operator.
People open up to me, it must be likr talking to a nun.
Religion can be very hot.
And a few other things.
I most certainly will not.
I can get you tickets.
No problem bambi, just a simple phone call.
Toilet paper, we’re out, maybe you could get some?
Sure thing.
Tangled in a phone.
You’re Carrie Bradshaw, you do not take any crap from any man.
How are you so brave?
Donna took sone guys hat.
Lets fo this kindergarten style.
You are all ruining my fantasy of being your sexy nurse.
Carrie shut the hell up with the food talk.
I’m gonna kill you, right after I…
You’re a girls girl, thats why I like uou.
So we’re still friends?
Honey, of course, we have to stay friends, we wear the same size underwear.
I don’t even wanna know how you know that.
You better not be leaving with any of my underwear.
You broke me. You broke my heart and I hate you because I still love you and I hate myself even more for it. You happy?
Can I tell you the gruesome details later? I’m still a little fragile.
10/10
Ravenswood 1.02
Will watch a few more episodes, as I have so little shows to watch.
3/10
29 Tuesday Oct 2013
I am giving up Scandal. I am really mad, because us little people cannot do shit like that. I hate shows I cannot relate to. I should have not started it, I was mad about Shonda taking time to write it, and leaving Private Practice for death. Lately she is doing the same exact thing to Greys and I cannot see it go, because of some show, I only started watching because I was bored. Since I only relate to the killing parts, I am saying goodbye to Scandal. I have not yet picked up any new shows this fall, even Masters of Sex, which I found very good.I have never felt more relieved to give up a show. Scandal, I am not watching you again.
Greys 10.06
Did I say last episode was bad, this one was much worse. The weakest episode of the series, without a doubt. How bad your imagination and creativity must be if you base an episode around a mug? I am mad at Shonda for focusing on Scandal and giving up Private Practice and now Greys.
4/10 – what the hell Shonda?
SVU 15.06
Highly disapointed this week.
4/10
Bones 9.06
My babies got married! I’ve waited 8yrs for this. Couldn’t stop crying. So many beautiful memories. Can I go back to all those early mornings? I’ll be reminiscing for the rest of the week and rewatching the wedding. I remember the rush this show used to gave me, miss those times. What a spectacular episode.
‘Look, hey, do you remember the last time that we were here? Standing right around this spot, it was right in the beginning before we really knew each other. I was trying to get away from you because you were irritating me and you chased me down and you caught up to to me. I said to you, ‘Listen, I just have to get all my ducks in a row,’ and then you said to me, ‘I can be a duck!’ We have been chasing each other for a long time. We’ve been chasing each other through wars and serial killers and ghosts and snakes. Chasing you has been the smartest thing I’ve ever done in my life and being chased by you has been my greatest joy. But now, we don’t have to chase each other because we caught each other.’
‘When Hodgins and I were buried alive, we each wrote a message to someone we loved in case our bodies were ever found. Hodgins wrote to Angela and I wrote to you. ‘Dear Agent Booth, you are a confusing man. You are irrational and impulsive, superstitious and exasperating. You believe in ghosts and angels, and maybe even Santa Claus and because of you I’ve started to see the universe differently. How is it possible that simply looking into your fine face gives me such joy? Why does it make me so happy that every time I try to sneak a peek at you, you’re already looking at me. Like you it makes no sense, and like you, it feels right. If I ever get out of here, I will find a time and place to tell you that you make my life messy and confusing and unfocused and irrational and wonderful. This is that time, this is that place.’
‘You ready, Booth?’ ‘I’ve been ready for years.’
‘What you and Temperance have, it’s the reason we draw breath.’
‘We’ve waited long enough.’ ‘We have.’
10/10
Castle 6.05
8/10
Revenge 3.04
The show is doing so fine.
‘While I adore performance art, why don’t you just get on with it.’
‘Do you ever feel like you don’t belong?’ ‘Story of my life.’
10/10
American Horror Story 3.03
5/10
Pretty Little Liars
5/10
Ravenswood 1.01
Will watch.
5/10
The Carrie Diaries 2.01
The stain of defeat is a mafe little easier by a great place to live, a great summer job, an awesome new look and a whole new attitude.
Its Saturday.
Than why did you wake me.
Who’s miller?
I don’t have time for regrets, only fun.
And impersonating her mother.
That purse is a part of who I am.
What are you looking at? You never seen anyone sweaty before?
Is the cake okay?
No I didn’t realize there are 20 murders a week in Manhattan. That’s good to know.
Drug diller can’t reach if the line is busy. Tea would be lovely thank you.
You promised no whining.
Hello officers.
Say nothing.
Everyone is just been laughing about you.
There’s no money for me to go to college. If I wanna go, I have to pay for it myself.
I just feel so lost. Everyone hates me.
If I don’t go to college, I’m stuck here.
We all lose things. Stuff comes and goes, who cares.
Yeah that is stupid.
If you ever need anything, you know where I live.
Can I stay here for a couple of days.
10/10
19 Saturday Oct 2013
Greys 10.05
Probably the weakest episode of the whole series. I knew this would happen if we leave it to the interns. I hope Dexter’s father isn’t going, wasn’t he supposed to stay for more episodes? The final voiceover and what Cristina said relate so painfully much to me at the moment, it hurts.
‘You and I started running down the same road, at the same time, and at a certain point, you let up. You slowed down. You made your choices and they are valid choices. And don’t say that I don’t support that, because I do. But don’t pretend they don’t affect your skills. We’re in different places now, and that’s okay.’
‘What if your focus splits? What if you can’t be all in? Are you left with nothing at all? Maybe you just need to find a different path. Here’s what’s horrifying. What if you can’t give 100%? Maybe you just need to go back to the beginning and start all over again.’
6/10
SVU 15.05
Farewell Munch! I’ll miss you dearly!
Shut the front door.
9/10
Bones 9.05
9/10
Castle 6.04
6.5/10
Revenge 3.03
‘Some believe confession helps a guilty soul find peace. Releasing us from the shame and regret of our mistakes. In the face of mortality many feel the need to seek this closure to make things right. Because if death doesn’t kill us our demons will.’
‘I’m turning myself in to authorities.’ ‘So your psychosis has progressed.‘
‘You’re going to be hand-delivering all 400 wedding invitations? Surely you have enough money for postage.’
‘There’s so much you don’t know about me, Victoria.’ ‘I’m learning more and more each day.’
‘I was always drawn to the Old Testament. God… the one who avenges.’
10/10
American Horror Story 3.02
Again, the weakest episode.
5/10
Scandal 3.03
‘This is not a fairy tale. This is not the happily ever after. If you’re still alive, it’s because he still owns you. It’s because you’re still useful to him, and he’s going to find a way to use you against me…He still owns me too.’
5/10
12 Saturday Oct 2013
Posted in bones, castle, revenge, special victims unit, the simpsons, tv series
Greys 10.04
What a lovely way to celebrate 200th episode!
Overture, curtains, lights. This is it, the night of nights. No more rehearsing and nursing a part. We know every part by heart. Tonight what heights we’ll hit, on with the show. This is it!
10/10
SVU 15.04
I love when Amanda goes undercover. I am so sad Richard is leaving the show.
‘What did you think? That he was gonna leave his wife and his kid for you? You spent the last five years sitting in that car hoping that one day he would look over at you and suddenly realise that you were the woman that he couldn’t live without.’
9/10
Bones 9.04
First of, remember when all the episodes were this good.
To hell with the FBI.
I have to go do scientific things to catch a serial killer.
Oh here we go down the rabbit hole.
You and I are destined to die together.
Think about all the innocent lives you’re saving by doing absolutely nothing.
That’s what you call a tortured soul.
Up until the moment he discovers that she’ll never have him.
I’ll take that as a yes.
That son of a bitch left her a love note, that only she can understand.
Who cares, we were here for the big happy ending.
10/10
Castle 6.03
She’d be sleeping on the couch with him.
Nobody tells you how it feels like when it’s gone. Plenty people around you to help you spend it though.
5/10
Revenge 3.02
Can’t wait to see Victoria and Aiden join forces!
Freelancing is not a profession, dear. It’s a hobby one has between bartending shifts.
Convince Conrad to confess. To everything.
10/10
American Horror Story 3.01
Apparently I’m a witch, it runs in my family. It doesn’t show up in every generation, or in every girl. My cousin Amanda’s just bulimic.
“It’s a cliche. But like all cliches, it’s the truth. Your life can change overnight.”
“When levees broke the people of New Orleans were tested. Those who stayed stayed for a reason. With that came a sense of purpose and community. That’s what happens in a crisis. All the bullshit falls away and what’s left is just so raw and vulnerable. It’s agony to let people see you so exposed. It takes a huge amount of trust and for most of us, that trust was shattered long ago. But like it or not, we need each other and we need each other desperately. My mother was right. The world isn’t safe for a girl like me but maybe I’m not safe for the world either. And since I’ll never be able to experience real love, I might as well put this curse to some use.”
10/10
Scandal 3.02
10/10
Masters of Sex 1.03
Thinking of quitting this show.
7/10
The Simpsons 25.02
4/10
05 Saturday Oct 2013
Posted in bones, castle, Ellen Pompeo, greys anatomy, Kelli Giddish, Mariska Hargitay, revenge, special victims unit, tv series
Fall season, thank god you’re back. I hate that the summer is gone and I haven’t seen many films I wanted to. It’s like I’ve wasted the entire summer doing absolutely nothing. I did start watching Bates Motel, and The Killing and Switched at Birth and rewatched Daria, because I haven’t seen it in 10 years. I still think this was the most unproductive summer of all. I will try to catch up with everything I’ve left aside last winter. I’ve started with dvr-ing some 70s films. I am glad I am not watching horror movies excessivly but that is probably the case because I finished watching everything important a few years back, but I still haven’t chosen the movies for Halloween. Is there some horror classic I’ve missed over my darkness obsessed teenage years? Speaking of classics, back to the list Jo, seriously. Get your shit together. And please for God’s sake stop spending so much time on tumblr.
Greys 10.01
‘We’re all going to die. We don’t get much say over how or when, but we do get to decide how we’re gonna live. So, do it. Decide. Is this the life you want to live? Is this the person you want to love? Is this the best you can be? Can you be stronger? Kinder? More compassionate? Decide. Breathe in. Breathe out and decide.’
10/10
Greys 10.02
‘They say your life flashes before your eyes right before you die. The important moments, the moments that tested you, the moments that made you who you are. I don’t know about my life flashing before me. I was thinking about my white coat and how I’m glad I had it on me now. It’s the moment my life started, seems fitting it should be on me when it ends.’
You make a decision and then the world has it’s turn. The consequences unfold out of your hands. There’s only one thing that seems clear in those quiet moments while you wait. You chose wrong.’
9/10
Greys 10.03
Webber’s all suicidal, saying Mer is not his family and he only chose her to help him die, fully understandable.
In the game of mercy, when one kid cries out, the other one listens and the pain stops. Don’t you wish it was that easy now? It’s not a game anymore and we’re not kids. You can cry mercy all you want but nobody’s listening. It’s just you screaming into a void.
8/10
SVU 15.01
Liv’s alive. She’s a survivor.
‘I think I want you to suffer first. Maybe I can burn you, or cut you, or I can use the blowtorch, but you might enjoy that too. I want to shoot you in the head right now. Watch you bleed out, but maybe that’s too easy.’
‘My old partner, he’d know what to do. He wouldn’t question himself after what you’ve done. He would kick your teeth in, break your legs, break your arms, break your back, break your face. Maybe I should call him. Maybe I should get him to use that metal bar on you and make you beg for your life.’
10/10
SVU 15.02
‘You know what I’ve seen, is that people who have gone through unfair, horrific experiences, is that they have this will, and when they get support, a chance, they can not only survive, they can thrive.’
10/10
SVU 15.03
SVU is without a doubt the best show there is at the moment, the writing is just superb and the show has never been better.
9/10
Bones 9.02
And if you’re lucky, fieces.
I tend to represent all hot women.
I don’t know if you can classify hot women as a race.
This is a job for Tony and Roxie.
Why do you always refuse help?
We’re actually talking 8 hearts here.
No Tony, I ain’t.
Because of my superb acting skills.
9/10
Bones 9.03
9/10
Castle 6.01
10/10
Castle 6.02
10/10
Revenge 3.01
Arctic pools.
As of tomorrow Grayson mansion is on market.
I am Nolan 2.no.
Davenported.
10/10
Scandal 3.01
You lowered your skirt.
He told you you’d be the first lady and you believed him.
You could have aimed for the first lady.
Exactly Liv why didn’t you aim for Mellie?
Do you have to be so mediocre?
I am the hell and the high water.
I am a monster, but, honey, I’m your monster!
I need you to get off the plane.
The Lord has no right to vote.
Godless homosexual lifestyle.
Who is sleeping with whores.
That limo scene.
They lost all the clients.
Start a kill folder for Olivia Pope.
Where is he and what have you done with him.
She called Mellie!
I am a rose dying on the vine here.
And then it ended and started and ended and started.
You felt terrible afterwards.
And it didn’t happen after you got shot.
He is freaking hot.
This girl is the other woman.
What did you do?
After you leaked Olivia’s name.
10/10
Hostages 1.01
Don’t think of it as killing the president, think of it as saving your family.
They have to fear us. Sometimes you have to do a bad thing for a good reason.
I don’t give up that easily.
8.5/10
Hostages 1.02
One of them has to die.
See, you are a killer.
Sometimes a mind game is more effective.
Do you know of any plots?
9/10
Masters of Sex 1.01
What happens to bodies during sex?
I want a degree in something important. This study is the scandal.
At the end of the day all you really are is a whore.
10/10
Masters of Sex 1.02
We were very excited.
I am willing to go all the way, why isn’t that enough?
Isn’t it the normal way to just put it in?
6.5/10
The Crazy Ones 1.02
They’re models, they don’t know what anything means.
It’s raining coffee.
Killer coffee. Dangerously good.
There’s no shame in failing.
6/10
Back in the Game 1.01
5/10
Back in the Game 1.02
If I was a Martini where would my maid put me?
Everyone hates their jobs, that’s what alcohol is for.
5/10
The Simpsons 25.01
25 years and they can’t come up with a new punishment.
Why does everyone has to talk so fast and panicky?
Water? That stuff killed my grandmother.
Use your fat ass handcuffs.
There’s some things they don’t teach you in police academy movies.
The Simpsons renewed for s26! Even though I enjoyed the episodes better back when they were more down to earth, I’m thrilled to hear d news!
7.5/10
The Originals 1.01
We’re vampires, darling. The original vampires.
We have a vampire problem.
Kill her and the baby.
No one touches the girl.
Always forever. Family above all.
5/10
10 Saturday Aug 2013
It was much weaker than the exciting season 1, until it got really good. Declan died, and even though we all knew this would happened, it was still intriguing how they chose to kill him off, but that was not the biggest shocker. I was also surprised by Amanda’s death and by the Emily/Mason Treadwell alliance. I was not shocked to see Padma use Nolan, it was great. We found out Takeada’s secret. We saw Victoria’s past, her relationship with mother and found out she was abused by a stepfather and gave birth to a child of rape. We are saying goodbye to Ashley, who did not bring anything useful to the plot this year. We met Aiden, and I still have not formed my opinion about him, he is not Daniel, but he is not Jack as well. I am not happy with Char’s pregnancy, she will not go to Harvard and the plot is just cheap and common. And finally, the biggest surprise, Emily told Jack she’s the real Amanda Clarke. It was, overall, a good season.
8.0/10
Last year I gave the show a 8.5, in the midseason, after 9 episodes a 7.6, after 14, 7.7.
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