SVU 15.13. Shameless 4.03. Bones 9.15. Nashville 2.15. American Horror Story 3.13. Cougar Town 3.04. The Carrie Diaries 2.13. Suburgatory 3.03. Switched at Birth 3.03. Pretty Little Liars 4.17. The Simpsons 25.11

SVU 15.13

10/10

Shameless 4.03

10/10

Bones 9.15

6/10

Nashville 2.15

10/10

American Horror Story 3.13

10/10

Cougar Town 5.04

10/10

Suburgatory 3.03

7/10

The Carrie Diaries 2.13

10/10

Switched at Birth 3.03

8/10

Pretty Little Liars 4.16

7.5/10

The Simpsons 25.11

7.5/10

Captain Phillips. Dallas Buyers Club. August Osage County. Saving Mr Banks. 12 Years a Slave. Her. The Wolf of Wall Street. American Hustle. Revenge. Blink. China Moon. Private Lives of Pippa Lee.

Captain Phillips

10/10

Dallas Buyers Club

10/10

August Osage County

10/10

Saving Mr Banks

10/10

12 years a Slave

10/10

Her

8/10

The Wolf of Wall Street

7/10

American Hustle

7/10

Blink

8/10

Revenge

8/10

China Moon

8/10

Private Lives of Pippa Lee

Good until she married the old guy. I really thought it was going somewhere.

4/10

Revenge 3.12. SVU 15.12. Bones 9.14. Shameless 4.02. Nashville 2.13. American Horror Story 3.12. Castle 6.13. Suburgatory 3.02. Switched at Birth 3.02 Cougar Town 5.03. The Carrie Diaries 2.12. Suburgatory 3.02. Pretty Little Liars 4.16. Ravenswood 1.08.

Revenge 3.12

10/10

Bones 9.14

There are 15 kids in the class.
Because Cam won.
Of course he said all good.
That’s why I don’t live in Canada.
Oh my, Peter Gray, what are you doing on Bones?
You told them to honor me?
When I stress I eat.
Check mate.
Normal people who saw people yawn they yawn too, because they feel guilty.
It’s for children.
We both do a shot.

8/10

Shameless 4.02

Fiona eating McDonald’s while driving.
Who the fuck plans three kids?
I’ve got a magic dick! I’ve got a magic penis.
At least I don’t have a tiny dick.
Call me when it’s grad school cock.
I’m only 13. Okay.
Over my dead sperm.
I lied. I’m a Gallagher.

10/10

SVU 15.12

Everyone in charge has drinking problems.

Something Cragen said to me. Nothing changes except what has to.

10/10

Nashville 2.13

You’re a beautiful person with a beautiful voice.
If you say jump, he will always say how high.
It’s magic. I do want it. I love it.

10/10

American Horror Story 3.12

You will perform the seven wonders or you’ll die trying.
Tell the truth, Cordelia, are you into girls now?
She’s gonna kill all of us.
She’s pretty but she doesn’t have your cheekbones.
Did you walk into the wrong house.
Nobody messes with our coven.
By the end of next week we’ll have a new supreme.

10/10

Castle 6.12

What do you mean aunt is putting it on facebook. Tell her to take it down.

4.5/10

Cougar Town 5.03

Eye molest me.
Why are the girl scouts hand clapping.
It’s my mini cul de sack.
Grayson is really tiny.
I added pilates to my workout.
So smart.
How did you know one of my boobs is slightly bigger than the other one.
Let’s photobomb some pictures.

10/10

The Carrie Diaries 2.12

There are things you’ve always invisioned, like your senior prom.
Sometimes things don’t turn out exactly how you imagine.
You raised 6 thousand of it?
Are you smart?
Prom in Manhattan!
Ironically.
A degree? Why waste four years to have a job I already gave you.
I imagine my dad react to me not going to college.
It is tradition to mock it and love it at the same time.
A friend that I made a promise a ling time before.
For us it was celebration of our friendship.
And we need our arms to be even more stiff.
You’re a writer you don’t need school, you need life expierences.
I started volunteering at gay crisis centre.
Take the job, you were born to write.
This is my boyfriend, Bennet.
Oh my God!
What is Mouse doing?
You still have the biggest wreck in the school.
You’re my legacy and I’m proud of you.

10/10

Suburgatory 3.02

A lot can be said by someone’s breakfast table.
Hunger strike.
Lisa, call for your brother.
I stand with you.
It’s a poor man sack.
Thank you. You’re welcome.
Poor little bitch girl.
How many can I have?
You would’t hppen to have a European model? Oh you didn’t.

8/10

Switched at Birth 3.02

It will fill in your PE requirements.
I am 17 so I have a carfew.
The sad drunk high school student trying not to vomit.
You really should not be handing me a stick right now.
Art was the only thing I was good at.
I want you yo take that cheesy art and smash it.

5.5/10

Pretty Little Liars 4.16

You’re the one. Always have been.
I just wanted to let you know that this was the best year of my life.

5.5/10

Ravenswood 1.08

2/10

Revenge 3.12. SVU 15.11. Bones 9.13. Castle 6.12. Nashville 2.11. Cougar Town 5.02. Suburgatory 3.01. American Horror Story 3.11. The Carrie Diaries 2.11. Switched at Birth 3.01. Pretty Little Liars 4.15. Ravenswood 1.07. The Simpsons 25.10

This is exactly the amount of episodes that should premiere each week. Imagine what would happen if Greys and Scandal premiered too and if I haven’t seen Shameless last week already. There were so many episodes I could not catch up with them during the week with my 10 h shift, which meant 4 shows on Saturday, now, that’s a perfect day. I only managed to watch Revenge, Suburgatory, Nashville, Switched at Birth and Pretty Little Liars the morning after they premiered. On Friday I watched Cougar Town, rewatched Suburgatory. On Saturday I dug into The Carrie Diaries, Bones, Castle, SVU. Dropped exhausted and watched American Horror Story and Ravenswood on Sunday. Then I rewatched Revenge and Nashville. Then I turned into SAGA and CCA. Best weekend in a long long time.

Revenge 3.12

You really want people to think you are a gold digger?

10/10

SVU 15.11

The only thing wrong with this episode is that it did not have an SVU case.

10/10

Bones 9.13

The last two episodes, this is why Bones is so excellent. I was getting really annoyed with all the bad episodes.

8.5/10

Castle 6.12

This show needs better cases.

10/10

Nashville 2.11

Happy Peggy died, she was drugging the shown down.

9/10

Suburgatory 3.01

Happy to see it on my TV! Thank goodness it stayed on air.

8.5/10

Switched at Birth 3.01

So happy SAB is back!

7/10

Cougar Town 5.02

Grayson, Monica.

10/10

American Horror Story 3.11

Feels like a teen series.

7/10

The Carrie Diaries 2.11

This show is doing so fine this season, sad it’s only 13 episodes.

8/10

Pretty Little Liars 4.15

Seriously? Hanna and Aria’s brother? Running out of ideas there? The writers do anything to prolong the series as much as possible. So many useless plots and this one is the stupidest of all.

2/10

Ravenswood 1.07

When will I stop torturing myself with this show?

3/10

The Simpsons

That was the worst episode I’ve seen in years, probably the worst Simpsons episode of all.

0.5/10

Revenge 3.11. Shameless 4.01. SVU 15.10. Castle 6.09. Bones 9.12. Cougar Town 5.01. American Horror Story 3.10. The Carrie Diaries 2.09. The Carrie Diaries 2.10. Pretty Little Liars 4.14. Ravenswood 1.06. The Simpsons 25.09.

The week started with 4 episodes in one day, last time I had 4 episodes a day was back in 2011.

Revenge 3.11

Cried at every Victoria scene. What an excellent episode.

10/10

Shameless 4.01

Why are they all so grown up?!

10/10

SVU 15.10

10/10

Bones 9.12

Finally a great episode.

10/10

Castle 6.09

9/10

Cougar Town 5.01

5/10

American Horror Story 3.08

5/10

The Carrie Diaries 2.09

9/10

The Carrie Diaries 2.10

10/10

Pretty Little Liars 4.14

10/10

Ravenswood 1.06

2/10

The Simpsons 25.09

10/10

The Prize Winner of Defiance Ohio. A Map of the World. Laws of Attraction. Don Jon. Carrie. Next. Rommates. The Shipping News. Diana. Mysterious Skin. The Best Little Girl in the World. Clueless. Kramer vs Kramer. Gravity. Say anything. Girls just want to have fun. Loverboy. Ice Princess. While you were sleeping. Arthur Christmas. Trust the Man. The Sounds of Music Live Musical.

The Prize Winner of Defiance Ohio

Every single scene of this movie, especially the one when she falls on the glass, amazing. I know it was a small film, but Julie should have been nominated for an Academy Award for her compelling performance.

10/10

A map of the world

What a beautiful movie, all of it. Even the awkward kissing the neighbor was in place. Julianne Moore and Sigourney Weaver in one film, yeah It could not get better.

10/10

Laws of Attraction

One of my favorite romantic comedies. It lifts me up, like nothing else. I’ve seen it 5 times this week.

What is this, medical waste in a glass?

10/10

Don Jon

Yes, it was Julie Moore week. Don Jon is slutty, but funny, and it ended just like I wanted, with him picking up the right woman, not the slut.

I’m sorry this may be rude but were you just watching people fucking on your phone right now?Did you just called me lady?

I just thought you could use something better than that shit you’re watching on your phone, am I right?

It’s actually pretty good. It’s pretty hot.

If you have a girlfriend, why are you watching dirty movies?

You’re fucking weird, you know that?
I don’t entirely disagree, but you’re the one who’s gonna go pretend to be texting while you watch people pretend they’re fucking on your phone.

Of course they are.

I swear to God I just fell asleep during that entire class. The whole fucking thing.

I really shouldn’t get so high after launch if i’m gonna be coming here later.

It is pretty boring, don’t you think?
I said this class is pretty fucking boring.

They give awards for porn too.

This fucking lady.

10/10

Carrie

Woah the Margaret’s self harm scenes and the last one of Margaret and Carrie on the floor. Every scene with Julianne actually, I am so happy I got to see it at the movies! Judy Greer’s character was fine too. For some reason so different from the original, Julianne’s Margaret completely fresh, and everyone thought that would be impossible to beat or show differently, and did I mention the self harm scenes?

10/10

Next

Loved it, and if you like people who can see into the future, then you will too. Being an FBI agent just suits Julie.

8/10

Rommates

‘Would it help if I cursed at you in Polish?’

Oh yes it would.

Weird representation of Polish people, but an okay film after all.

7/10

The Shipping News

The rape scene and when he comes all wasted and tries to make a move at her, and the house falling apart and her husband leaving all so good.

If I end up with strechmarks I’ll sue his ass.

Why are we talking about my husband?

When someone hurts you that much how do you…does it ever go away? Is it possible?

My father rapes his little sister and then he taught me how to swim.

You’re always sorry.

8/10

Diana

I am so disappointed with this one, when I heard Naomi would portray Diana I thought Yay she’s finally getting an Oscar, and even though her performance was great, the film itself was not good enough to get any recognition, it was crushed by critics, actually and I cannot really argue. If it was any other actress as Diana I would still watch it, just to see how Diana’s life was portrayed, but most of all how they decided to show her death. Here it was really tactful, they did not show the actual crush and I am not sure if I am disappointed or think it was a really respectful ending. Is Naveen Andrews really the best Pakistani actor out there? I never see any other Pakistani actors turn up in more than one movie. I wonder why they decided to show the love affair that was just so boring and did not draw any conclusions as to why she was killed. I may be talking about possible conspiracies, but they did not show how her death affected the world, that it would mess up military plans, that Clinton decided to vote against and that she did not marry a Pakistani, which would have been a scandal, but would change the position of other Asian countries, even though we see Pakistani own everything in the UK now without Diana’s help. I did not see it at the cinema, I was not sure if I should go or wait and I am not mad at myself that I didn’t. I am sad that one of the two films with Naomi I really looked forward to this year, turned out to be a disappointment.

5/10

Mysterious Skin

I actually saw it before Don Jon, I did not even think I would see Don Jon a month later, but the film was truly incredible. Better than Don Jon without a doubt, shows sexual abuse with so many little details. The Ufo talk was slightly getting on my nerves, but it was absolutely understandable. All the flashbacks were shot very beautifully.

10/10

Kramer vs Kramer

There are so many films like Kramer vs Kramer, where people fight custody, take it to court and the one person that the judge decided should get a kid and of course it is always the wrong one, decides to not take the kid. I am not thinking of I am Sam at this moment or oh Judging Amy even came to my kind while writing this, but really every family movie.

10/10

The Best Little Girl in the World

Not my favorite ED movie, and why does every ED movie end with a girl eating what she would consider a binge food and why does in every ED film the girl’s friend have to die and why cannot every ED film be as good as Sharing the Secret or The Secret Between Friends?

8/10

Clueless

I just love this movie, everything about it. The way Alicia Silverstone talks and acts in this film is amazing. I wish she did a similar role to this one in the 90s.

10/10

Gravity

Not as great as Contact, but okay. Loved the scene after she passed out and saw George’s character and I thought Sandra gave a fine performance.

Na zdrowie.

9/10

Girls just want to have fun

Fun at parts.

7/10

Say anything

Yes, 80s teen films are the best! Great, but could be better.

7/10

Loverboy

Hilarious, especially the parts where his parents think he’s gay and find all the evidence to prove that.

Our son is a flower.

8/10

While you were sleeping

Great romcom.

8/10

Ice Princess

A cute family movie, Joan Cusack killed it, as always. Kim Cattrall was fabulous to.

7/10

Arthur Christmas

Long and nothing special, why cannot every Christmas animated movie be as good as The Polar Express? Watched it only for Laura Linney.

4/10

Trust the Man

I am not enjoying Bart’s films, I have seen three so far and every single one of them lacks in writing and wit and the story line is always just bearable. The only good scene was the one when Julie was narrating the porn film with the worst stage direction she’s seen. Can we talk about the guy who was always touchy feely with her? I know it is not usually the case and young actors try to behave themselves not to ruin their carrier, but here he always found a way to get close to her. In real world is different, because when we see a guy like that we just tell him to get lost and he usually loses interest, but in the movie business, I do not know why she did not mention that to director and I cannot even imagine how terrible that must feel. I am biased because I am not sure if I am happy with it, as it showed how exhausting life an actress can be or disappointed because we did not get to see how this story line ended and she did not tell him to piss off.

3/10

The Sounds of Music Live Musical

Audra, Carrie and Laura killed it. There is this one scene that bothers me, and I know it should not, because it is a family musical, but my mind always ends up going there; when she comes back to the sisters all crying wanting to come back and the sister does not ask her if something happened to her, if maybe possibly the captain tried to take advantage of her, or she did not ask if she even likes him, she just says that having a man is better than being a sister. The kids were not annoying at all surprisingly, not as good as the movie, obviously, but a nice way to spend a cold evening.

7/10