15 Thursday Aug 2013
Posted in castle, Stana Katic, tv series
Probably the most tenuous season of the series. I know, I spit on the season in January, bacause it was just too weak, but the final episodes slightly amended for all the not worth remembering cases of the first 9 or so episodes, but I have watched the season two times, and I still vaguely remember only four or five cases, but it recompenses in good humour.
In total: 6.85/10
In the midseason after 9 episodes I gave the show a 5.3.
12 Monday Aug 2013
Posted in camp, dexter, pretty little liars, switched at birth, tv series
Dexter 8.07
Please don’t leave town before we talk again.
I won’t.
Can anything good come from putting two killers together?
Dexter needs to kill this kid, before he turns him in.
10/10
Camp 1.07
Let’s hope were speared that surprise.
Somebody’s mom is a train wreck.
Thats my mom.
She is so pretty.
He threw us out like trash. Trash.
Who spawned that little hellion.
Not sure. Looks like hes drom Richfield. And the matress in our cabin is way to firm.
Yourebkind of my hero today.
That’s Dave Coleman he’s amazing. I mean the kids love him.
Jumping off that rock.
It grows back you dummy. And who orders
I love dark Mac.
Someone had the nerve to ask how much Grace cost.
Florida.
Pleasebtell me there’s gluten free bread somewhere in this kitchen.
Mac, I cheated on Robbie.
Is it over with the writer? It is the writer right?
You bought me mascara when I was eight yrs old. You let me drink wine when I was eleven. I lost my virginity when I was 13. Its not that surprising. I have a slut for a mom.
Big night, banging someone elses girlfriend.
He vomited blood.
That this is a sex camp?
Everyone has gathered around the fiereplace.
Whats going on?
Kip colappsed in town. Apparently hes in remission for cancer and it may have come back.
Is the sick boy your friend?
lets go to the hospital then.
Youre respinsible for him. Just like im responsible for him. The fact that I have to explain this to you should make both of us think.
I think we pick the people that we think we deserve. You deserve someone really great.
Can we see him?
Yes go.
That was awesome.
10/10
Switched at Birth 2.20
Welcome home.
Come on she’s seventeen what do you think they’re doing just holding hands?
Thats why they have these cute pjs with the feet attached.
We need to have a girls night out.
We don’t have to have a penis peniata but we can still have some fun.
Her mother is terrible.
You can go all out if you pay for it.
Girl knows how to have fun.
Of course Simone gave them chlemidia.
Her dad was murdered for buying drugs?
Selling actually.
I get it our son is marrying into a drug cartel.
Could she please spin out on somebody elses budget?
When You’re looking for the answer to a problem its usually the most obvious one. Seems pretty obvious to me that what he wants is a laungere model like all guys.
Why would you do that? Why would you screw me over like that?
What do you think your doing? Arebyou listening to me?
Wait oh my gosh shes shes death.
She’s a stripper.
Not helping.
I dont tjink the fact that shes a size zero helped.
Seriously Who cares?
She thinks thats why uou haven’t kissed her yet.
We were total zombies.
Of course he saw the tape.
7/10
Pretty Little Liars 4.10
Sure sleep in dead’s girl bed.
Yes go tell them A is back.
Are you kidding me Warren’s working with A?
I knew he was not his father.
This enemy is everywhere and nowhere ag the same time.
I’m with a girl. I realized that’s who i want to be with and that’s who I am.
I m very proud of you Emily.
Of course you have. You loved her just as much as I did. I wish she could have return those feelings. I could have asked for a better person to love her than you.
Wow Cece is A because she got kicked out of college? Seems like too much work. Shes been doing it for 2 yrs. It seems awfully long for a revenge.
Pick up that phone.
They wore each other personalities.
Of course she had to recuse herself.
Why would Cece even be friends her. She was like 13.
I really dont think either cece or alison would live without a shower.
5.5/10
10 Saturday Aug 2013
It was much weaker than the exciting season 1, until it got really good. Declan died, and even though we all knew this would happened, it was still intriguing how they chose to kill him off, but that was not the biggest shocker. I was also surprised by Amanda’s death and by the Emily/Mason Treadwell alliance. I was not shocked to see Padma use Nolan, it was great. We found out Takeada’s secret. We saw Victoria’s past, her relationship with mother and found out she was abused by a stepfather and gave birth to a child of rape. We are saying goodbye to Ashley, who did not bring anything useful to the plot this year. We met Aiden, and I still have not formed my opinion about him, he is not Daniel, but he is not Jack as well. I am not happy with Char’s pregnancy, she will not go to Harvard and the plot is just cheap and common. And finally, the biggest surprise, Emily told Jack she’s the real Amanda Clarke. It was, overall, a good season.
8.0/10
Last year I gave the show a 8.5, in the midseason, after 9 episodes a 7.6, after 14, 7.7.
08 Thursday Aug 2013
Posted in tv series
This past year I didn’t enjoy watching my shows, at all. I used to obsess about every single episode of Greys, Private Practice, Bones, Castle and some of others, but this year, I don’t know whether I’ve grown up (please no) or simply had too much uni/work/living on my own stress on my mind, but I never really enjoyed any of the episodes. I hated that the entire year. Remember when you used to cry every episode and rewatch a couple of times especially Greys and Private Practice? The shows used to be my whole life, the reason I got up in the morning, and now they were just an addition to my boring life and I hate that. It feels like I haven’t given them the respect they deserved and that feels awful. I hope it will go back to how it used to be a year or more ago, I’ve missed obsessing over them. Since summer is coming to an end, most of my shows are coming back on air very soon. I am going to sort them by time. I have Dexter to keep me sane in September, but it feels different, watching this season, knowing it’s the last.
Let’s start with which summer shows end when (Australian/European dates)
Switched at Birth – season finale – Aug 20
Pretty Little Liars – season finale – Aug 28
Camp – season finale – Aug 29
Dexter – series finale – Sept 23
When do fall shows come back? (AU/EU dates) In calendar order
Bones – Sept 17 – which just happens to be my birthday
Castle – Sept 24
SVU – Sept 26
Greys – Sept 27
Revenge – Sept 30
American Horror Story – Oct 10
The Carrie Diaries – Oct 26
Shameless, Cougar Town, Suburgatory, Switched at Birth, PLL back in January
Will add new shows and their premieres when I get through them and decide what to check out this week. My plan for the early September is to rewatch first 3 seasons of Greys like every summer.
07 Wednesday Aug 2013
Posted in camp, dexter, pretty little liars, Rachel Griffiths, switched at birth, tv series
Dexter 8.03
Harrison ate all the popsicles and it looked like a crime scene. Late night eating, we’ve all been there.
Deb keeps getting wasted.
Exactly what my reaction would be if I hit that pole.
It’s just so unusual.
Are we done I need a fucking nap.
How do you know I’m hangover?
Awesome, fucking awesome.
Fuck Dexter I don’t have time for this, you know? I have to find out if some rich asshole is banging some chick which he probably is so that I can tell her and she can get a killer divorce settlement and they can move on with their stupid fucking boring lives. And I can move on with mine. Cause this is my life now.
He could be hunting me right now or he could be selling fitness equipment at the mall.
Yeah its really fucking classy.
When your sister found out who you were and what you were doing why didn’t you kill her?
I would never kill Debra, she’s my sister, I love her.
Selfless love is hard enough for typical people and for psychopaths it’s impossible.
I want you to revel in what you are. I told you you’re perfect.
You’re perfect as a psychopath, all this talk about helping Debra and loving her is like you’re Michaelangelo trying to play banjo.
What the fuck are we doing in this hell hole?
I’ll take a bourbon neat.
You’re a good person. You brought a lot of good to the world.
Have a nice day at the mall.
She just didn’t wanna see it. People get used to living in denial. Its just easier you know.
That’s why the kitchen is so clean, it’s a kill room.
Wasn’t checking my body fat for my own fitness, he was checking to see if I was fit to have as a main course.
Fuck Deb confessed to killing La Guerta.
When Debra killed LaGuerta it was real selfless love. She sacrificed everything she believed in for you. Can you see that?
That was interesting.
Hold this.
I am perfect, but only at one thing.
You’re disgusting, cannibal consumer of human flash. There was a time when I couldn’t imagine anyone being what you are, doing what you do, but now I realise I’m just like you, I consume everyone I love.
10/10
Dexter 8.04
Dexter’s need to kill was born in a container much like this one. And he’s been trapped inside its walls ever since. As a psychopath he will never be able to break free, but you can by reliving the events of that night over and over again.
There are countless ways to inflict physical trauma on a human body and sometimes the deadliest wounds are the ones we barely see they run deep like the ones I inflicted on Deb.
Dexter is fucking Dexter.
That night in the container Dexter was exactly who he was meant to be and so were you the loving sister.
Now that mirror is cracked an the only reflection you see is one of darkness.
You are no monster, you never have been.
Anyone on my table would disagree.
Dexter. Monster by definition is outside of nature but you’re a part of natural order of things.
I’ll still want her in my life.
Want her but not need.
Dexter can’t help who he is. He has no conscience Unlike you. You knew the moment you pointed at gun on La Guerta it was wrong and still you pulled a trigger. You shot a woman in cold blood you let her bleed out and did nothing. You shot an innocent woman for simply doing her job.
Because of Dexter.
And that’s what terrifies you the most. You so desperately want to believe that if you had just shot dexter then you wouldn’t have to face the hard truth. That if you had to do it again you’d still choose him, because in your heart you know you’d always choose Dexter.
How do I make it right?
By finally accepting that you are a good person who was forced to do a terrible thing. And that you made the best of an impossible situation. You can walk out that door, you can move forward, the choice is yours it always has been.
Masuka has a daughter!
Somehow he’s deluded himself into thinking his feelings for his sister are genuine unaware there are no real emotions behind them.
Do you understand or do you need to write it down?
I don’t think I can live with this.
Fuck and i’m supposed to?
Vogel believes I’m just like all her other experiments, psychopath who can’t form real connections but she’s wrong, Deb isn’t a prop like Yates’s father was to his son. She’s more than a mirror. She’s family. if I have a purpose, and value and a right to exist, so do my feelings for Deb.
The body forms scar tissue to close a wound. Has my sister began to do the same? Eventually scars fade. Who knows, with enough time you may not even remember how you got them.
Did dad killed himself?
Yeah. He od’d on his heart medication. Thought he created a monster.
I think I know how he felt why he killed himself. But he only got it half right.
Nothing says family like shit.
10/10
Dexter 8.05
So I’m not perfect.
You are not even listening to me. You don’t understand I’ve been trapped in a fucking fog.
I’m stupid that way I’m limited.
I don’t hate you.
Why did you save me, why didn’t you let me drown?
I saw the car go into the water I knew you were gonna die I couldn’t imagine my life without you in it.
I was expecting that.
Yeah we’ll get him. Dexter will.
Serial killer bested by 100 pound nanny.
That’s why he’s taking the shoes.
Which little piggie won’t be making it to market?
She slapped him around like his mother used to.
It’s a search for the same connection.
Poor boy.
Fuck you, Dexter.
Debra, are you okay?
I’m good really I’m good.
We’re the family that kills together.
You’re doing well Debra you’re very resilient.
You never gave up on her. I’m impressed I know Harry would be too. He was always concerned that as you grow older you may drift apart.
We never really had a choice. If anyone ever really knew us they’d run screaming.
A few days ago everything seemed hopeless between me deb a d me but through Dr Vogel and Yates I’ve got my sister back. Not like things were before. Its something different, but for now its enough.
Its beautiful out here Dexter.
I like it. It’s peaceful, alone on the water.
Tonight you brought us.
Yes. Why?
I wanted to be with family.
10/10
Dexter 8.06
He’s drawn to blood like me.
I remember that feeling ‘oh’, wonder, it only fed the urge.
What do you like to do for fun?
You know normal stuff.
That’s it?
That’s all I can tell you.
Dating is harder than I remember.
Families fuck you up that’s just the way it is.
He treats the blood like a swim suit model.
Wow very colourful.
Forgot it’s a crime scene. Keep thinking that dead chick spilled all that blood just for me.
He’s streets smart.
Just like old times, huh?
It was worth living for.
He’s 4, duffus.
Jesus Christ how many pictures of fucking women in tights does this pervert need?
Someone’s shitting is somebody’s cheerios.
How weird was that she confessed to killing La Guerta?
I should have stayed in my office.
You look incredible.
Don’t look so fucking surprised.
I just don’t wanna touch anything i’m not supposed to.
He deserves nothing but my table.
To take a living person and make them dead, imagining that you can actually hear the moment when their heart stops beating, smell the blood as it pulls across the floor.
I can’t help it, it just builds up inside me all these years.
How was it once you killed her.
It felt like this huge weight was lifted off my chest. This release of something horrible inside me.
Like you’re finally in control.
Yes just go ahead and kill me
Why?
Because if you don’t, I know I’ll do it again. I don’t want to be like this but I can’t help it. I just am some kind of freak.
Monster.
Yes.
You never had a harry. Someone to talk to. Someone to teach you.
Some things happen to us by accident others are choices. There are parts of me that I can never share with my own son, but with Zack, could I teach him? Am I ready for this? To be a spiritual father?
He likes me cause he doesn’t know a fucking thing about me. Yeah I killed two people and tried to kill myself and my brother i’m sorry what kind of wine would you like to order. I mean what the fuck.
but Hey life is good i’m feeling optimistic for a while i’m even thinking about taking on a kinda intern.
10/10
Camp 1.05
Sorry, grown up stuff.
Hey mom look what dad got me for my birthday he must love me so much.
At least my other parent cares.
What can I do? Get a little jerk a better present.
Shopping I love shopping.
No you don’t.
The way he grabbed her.
Yeah we all remember valentine’s day.
I’m asian adopted and my parents are gay how do you like that kind of pressure?
Who looks great? My dads do.
Also grace honey you should probably go through vocabulary again when you get a moment.
What about an electric guitar?
Are you ready to listen to smells like teen spirit at a 1000 dwxiblws?
Have you eaten today?
No why? Cause You’re getting a little irritable.
A pop singer. Super bubbly. Hopeless romantic. Rights songs about her breakups.
Katy perry. Kelly Clarkson. That awful girl that broke Justin Bieber’s heart.
No she’s dated literally every guy under 30 in America. She wears sparkles and too much red lipstick. Kanye west stole the microphone from her.
Britney.
What kind od a gay are you? Taylor Swift. Pick up a people magazine why don’t you. Taylor swift. It’s Taylor Swift you idiots.
You’re right food does help especially this crap. Which is awesome. Double cheese I dont eat like this anymore.
Every day I like to have 3 awesome things to happen.
why life is hard. It just gets harder and harder.
Life is awesome Mac. Focus, 16, what you were doing when you were 16?
Me? Getting high, roaming around the mall looking for posters trying on clothes. Go to the arcade. God it was so fun.
Of course we’re playing truth and dare.
I think its my second awesome thing.
The fact that its your second awesome thing make s it my second awesome thing.
Sure you can afford this. You’re not using your food money or anything.
What are you my mom? No im not using my food money.
I was born cool.
And you’re stoned. You guys got stoned together.nice thats fun isnt it getting high at work?
Follow me stoners.
This leather is so soft which is a total deal breaker I don’t know why so many animals need to be killed to make car seats.
Parenting advice from a childless man.
The white gay dude got stung by a bee.
Okay I ship them.
And them too.
Clearly that had to happen.
Would have been criminal if it didn’t.
You really made lemonade out of that leukemia.
You made my crappy day awesome.
Oh oh what’s happening.
Can You hear that? I don’t like it.
Happy sweet sixteen man were gonna die!
One time I list him at the mall.
When?
It doesn’t matter.
Yesterday was still fyn though. I like three awesome things every day.
Why not?
All kinds of reasons.
Let me know when you think of a good one.
I haven’t have so much fun all summer or even a year.
10/10
Switched at Birth 2.19
Ask the right parent.
John and Regina.
Remind me to thank him.
You should go with your stomach next time.
Sure I’m good down here.
I don’t have the Kennish gene for atlethics, okay? I don’t.
Can you ask Daphne?
There is a special place in hell for boyfriends like you.
Because of what happened with Chef Jeff.
Melody and that doctor.
We’re very 2013.
You jump.
Bay almost shat herself.
Not surprised she got pissed.
Shit, it didn’t work.
This is sound, Darling.
Emmett’s father is my favorite character together with Melody.
‘Hello’, I can hear that.
I’m the wizz with the copy machine.
I don’t know who I’m more scared of you or him.
Bay mentioning the helicopter that went down.
She’s broke her ankle.
Emmett’s dad listens to him play drums.
7/10
This was simply the best episode of the second half of the season. It is probably worse because it’s not based around school or Bay’s art anymore and girls don’t live together and Angelo’s child storyline is not very solid.
Pretty Little Liars 4.09
Ezra’s watching Aria and his girlfriend’s going to Washington.
A bail of 1mln dollars.
I was wondering where did the preacher go.
Preacher posted the bail!
Take Malcolm and get back with Aria.
What if he takes the paternity test and it turns out he’s not his father.
He was a corrupted cop, Ashley.
Everyone has their limits.
Jenna got thrown into the pond.
It was Ted.
Maybe you could let someone navigate for a while.
I knew it was Cece.
Mona’s back where she feels most comfortable.
And we know Jenna is not A for sure. Shonna isn’t probably either.
3.5/10
06 Tuesday Aug 2013
Posted in Julianne Moore, movies, Oscar nominee, Sally Field
The remaining films I watched between December – August. For some reason I haven’t posted them yet. The notes got lost between the move, and uni and work and another move.
Lincoln
With The Impossible movie of the year.
10/10
Silver Linings Playbook
10/10
Not Without My Daughter
No film has ever scared me as much as this one.
10/10
Mrs. Doubfire
I am job.
10/10
Catch Me If You Can
What an amazing film.
9/10
Sinister
Not as good as Insidious, but still creepy at times.
7/10
Nine miles down
I was truly surprised by this one, even though I found some of the acting annoying.
8/10
Taken 2
Almost as good as part one.
Do you know how to shoot?
No.
Then drive.
7/10
The Assassins
Yet another action film with Stallone, Julianne Moore, again playing just an accessory to men and Antonio Banderas in the role I actually almost liked.
7.5/10
Losing Isaiah
7/10
Unknown
Disappointed with this one.
5/10
The Cave
Not nearly as good as The Descent.
4/10
Freshman Fall
An amazing and inspiring lifetime film.
I can’t concentrate. I don’t eat. I can’t sleep.
I drank too much, I forgot I haven’t eaten and I went upstairs with this guy and he had sex with me.
It was the first week of school, I went to this frat party and things got out of control.
I said no. I didn’t want to, but he wouldn’t stop. He wouldn’t listen to me. He ripped off my clothes.
Just because you knew the guy, doesn’t mean it wasn’t rape. If you said no, and he did it anyway, you were raped.
I shouldn’t have gone upstairs.
I don’t want you to think any less of me. Mom, I was raped. I had too much to drink, it was dumb.
Still that doesn’t give anyone the right to rape her.
It’s not fair that he could do that to me and just go on like nothing happened.
Why are you doing this to me?
Because you raped me.
As if rape can be mediated.
Rape is rape whether a woman’s drunk or not.
If there’s any doubt in your mind, she means no.
You’ll what? Rape me again?
Nothing like that could ever happen to me.
It’s my turn, so shut up. I’m talking.
I thought if I pretended that it was no big deal, it would just go away, but it didn’t. I forgot who I was and why I came here. I lost my scholarship, I lost everything.
10/10
Little Black Book
I modelled then I barfed quietly.
Oh good, narration.
Would you look at this cervix?
Textbook.
Damn proud of you.
How do you know her?
We did a show last year on bulimia.
I got sick that night and not on purpose.
10/10
The Christmas Hope
7/10
Girl Fight
5/10
The Internship
7/10
Rogue
Not impressed.
4/10
Bunnyman
I really do not think the girl would be jumping on a tree right after being raped. It was very low budget, but also very gore and good.
7/10
29 Monday Jul 2013
Posted in carrie diaries, tv series
Each year I sum up how my shows did this year, but at the end of the year I get caught up in things and watch the shows without rating them, and then I have to rewatch the remaining episodes. The second on my list is The Carrie Diaries, as I only have 2 episodes not rated. I still have 3 episodes of Revenge, 4 ep of Bones, 5 episodes of Greys and 6 ep of SVU and Castle to rewatch. I will most likely finish them in the first week of August. I am also considering rewatching the rest of Shameless, and if I’m drunk enough, Pretty Little Liars, everything just not to start another show. I have seen 6 episodes of Scandal and I haven’t decided if I should continue watching it, but now Lisa Kudrow has joined the cast and Scott Foley has become a series regular, so I cannot decide.
Total: 6.3
27 Saturday Jul 2013
Posted in suburgatory, tv series
Season two was not as good as season one, or should I say It sucked through most of it. Although the last six episodes were pretty descent. My grade of season one was: 6/10, let’s see how this one went.
This is how I graded season 2.
My grade is 4.6/10
I was not surprised when we found out the show was moved to the midseason, I was actually waiting for it to get cancelled, but it barely survived. At first I thought It was bad when they announced we’re getting rid off George’s best friend, but when I think about season two and all the Carmen and Otis stuff, I am satisfied with letting him go, what is even better is we will not see any more cheesy gay jokes concerning Chef Allan and the counsellor. I wish they picked up Dalia’s obsession with Daddy Altman. I will not be watching any Suburgatory till midseason, but despite everything, I am looking forward to season three.
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