My shows

  1. Private Practice
  2. Grey’s Anatomy
  3. Bones
  4. Law and Order Special Victims Unit
  5. Dexter
  6. Judging Amy
  7. Gilmore Girls
  8. The Big C
  9. Friends
  10. Desperate Housewives
  11. Lost
  12. Castle
  13. Cougar Town
  14. Brothers and Sisters
  15. American Horror Story
  16. Shameless
  17. Revenge
  18. Parenthood
  19. Bates Motel
  20. Orange is the New Black
  21. Close to Home
  22. Chase
  23. Switched at Birth
  24. Nashville
  25. Sex and the City
  26. Six Feet Under
  27. Downton Abbey
  28. The Good Wife
  29. Full House
  30. The Leftovers
  31. Dirt
  32. My So Called Life
  33. Skins
  34. Camp
  35. Scandal
  36. Ray Donovan
  37. Starved
  38. The Slap
  39. Pretty Little Liars
  40. Past Life
  41. Sugar Rush
  42. Go On
  43. V
  44. Suburgatory
  45. Save Me
  46. No Ordinary Family
  47. Off The Map
  48. The Carrie Diaries

This is my list as for today. The list changes a little from time to time.

Updated: 21 May 2013 – The Big C moves from place 7 to 3. Judging Amy drops from place 3 to 6. Go On is added to the list, place 28, so is The Carrie Diaries and lands place 33, last on the list. Off the Map drops from 28 to 32.
Updated: 1 August 2013 – The Big C drops from place 3 to 5. SVU moves from 5 to 3. Judging Amy moves from 6 to 4. Switched At Birth joins the list and takes the spot number 18. Save me joins as well and ends at 32. Bates Motel joins the list.
Updated: 24 August 2013 – Bones moves to place 3, SVU falls to 4, followed by Dexter at 5 and Judging Amy at 6, and The Big C at 7. Friends drops to place 8. Camp joins and lands at 24 and Scandal yet to be decided.
November 2013 – Nashville joins the list
December 2013 – Orange is the new black and Ray Donovan join the list
January 2014 – Downton Abbey joins
June 2014 – Gilmore Girls join
July 2014 – The Leftovers joins
August 2014 – Parenthood joins
August 2014 – The Good Wife
September 2013 – How to Get Away with Murder joins
December 2014 – Puberty Blues joins
January 2015 – Eye Candy joins
February 2015 – Six Feet Under joins
March 2015 – Secrets and Lies join
April 2015 – Younger joins
June 2015 – Full House joins
July 2015 – Grace and Frankie join

July 2015 – all new shows get their places:

Gilmore Girls at 7, Parenthood at 14, Nashville at 24, The Leftovers at 26, Downton Abbey at 26, The Good Wife at 27, Six Feet Under at 26, Full House at 29

Law & Order Special Victims Unit Season 3

  1. 18
    Cabot falls down, and Elliot picks her up. Poor Alex is suspended.
    10/10
  2. 16
    A fourteen year old girl is raped at her boyfriend, pimp’s party.
    10/10
  3. 9
    A little girl is beaten to death by her foster grandma. Alex slaps around a foster home.
    10/10
  4. 8
    Chinese women are raped beaten up by a black n chinese son of a rapist. Olivia feels connected to the case.
    My mother was a rape victim. She got pregnant. She had me. So, yeah, it was personal. I think I’d be lying if I didn’t admit that that’s probably the biggest reason that I decided to become a cop. You know, to join SVU. I used to think that it was because I wanted to do something good, you know, make a difference.
    But you’re questioning those reasons now?
    I don’t know. You know, I mean, look at my job. I have to be aggressive, even violent.
    And you think that makes you like Darrell Guan.
    Well, look at Darrell Guan. I keep trying to convince myself that he had a choice.
    You know, be a rapist, don’t be a rapist. Be violent, don’t be violent. But… If he had this aggression inside him, even violence, then,does he have a choice? Does anyone?
    You don’t hurt people, Olivia. You protect them. You’re proof that we do have a choice.
    Or… Or maybe I’m just lucky.
    10/10
  5. 2 –
    Someone kills people connected with Olivia. Olivia shoots the guy.
    10/10
  6. 3
    A child is kidnapped.
    10/10
  7. 17
    Emily Deschanel guest stars.
    9.5/10
  8. 22
    A girl with Down syndrome is raped.
    9.5/10
  9. 10
    A man is raped at the party, one of his rapist is killed. We meet Diane, but not as Casey Novak.
    9.5/10
  10. 13 –
    A man is found on a FBI woman, in a park. Aaa, and they are both dead, and she doesn’t have head or hands.
    Screw you.’ ‘I can screw you harder.’
    9/10
  11. 14
    A policeman is raping woman, and killing them.
    9/10
  12. 15
    A serial killer. And Stabler fucked up. Then got beat up, and Wong too.
    9/10
  13. 19
    Judge’s daughter is killed. His the father of is daughter’s baby.
    9/10
  14. 21
    A woman is investigated for killing two of her kids.
    If she was high, then it’s her own fault, she was asking for it.
    No one asks to be raped.
    9/10
  15. 4
    A woman is raped. Another woman is raped.
    He wasn’t supposed to die, you were.
    9/10
  16. 1 – Repression
    Father rapes his daughters. Therapist is putting shot to patients heads.
    9/10
  17. 6
    A cop sent to prison a wrong man, he’s working with Elliot.
    9/10
  18. 7
    Gay porn.
    8/10
  19. 11 – Monogamy
    A woman is found with her baby taken out. By the time Liv and El find him, newborn is dead.
    8/10
  20. 12 –
    A mother drops off her son at the ER, and runs away with her other son.
    ‘Law is not about justice.’
    8/10
  21. 5
    8/10
  22. 23
    A priest molesting young boys.
    Your risking your soul.
    I believe I’m saving it.
    8/10
  23. 20
    A fraud.
    8/10

Mean grade is: 8.7

Law & Order SVU Season 2

I am rewatching the entire series, because it’s been a while and I’ve missed some episodes. Right now, I’m rewatching season 2. Season two is much better than one, the stories seem to be more straight and better prepared. Alex kicks some asses this season. Episodes I have not seen – 11 – Abuse, and I heard it was good, and it’s killing me.

List of episodes, in order of how much I liked them.

  1. 15
    A paedophile kidnaps and rapes a young girl. He killed his previous victims. Guest starring Andrea Bowen.
    10/10
  2. 1 – Wrong is right
    Detectives Stabler and Jeffrey are under the close look of police. Tutuola joins the group.
    10/10
  3. 10 – Consent
    A student is raped and the detectives are trying to find out who is responsible. Two girls from the sorrority want her to pay for charming a guy so they make a love potion. She gives a guy a lap dance, and another one rapes her.
    9/10
  4. 9 – Pixies
    A bulimic athlete is raped and killed.
    Why did I get my period? Because it’s natural. No, because I’m not training hard enough.
    Diphenylmethane. Ingredient found in laxatives.
    Also has enamel erosion on upper and lower incisors. Self-induced vomiting.
    She was bulimic.
    9/10
  5. 5  – Baby Killer
    A young boy shots a girl at school. Sara Ramirez guest stars. Boy aimed to kill the guy who he saw killing another guy the previous night, but shot the girl by accident.
    9/10
  6. 20 – Pique
    Chad Lowe guest stars.
    9/10
  7. 2 – Honor
    Religion, brother kills a sister because she lost virginity. Father kills mother for talking to the police.
    9/10
  8. 18 – Manhunt
    John and Fin get their own case and go outside NY. There’s a cabin in the woods, and the woods, where they find 15 bodies.
    8.5/10
  9. 4 – Legacy
    Girl is beaten up and molested. Mother is to blame. Munch feels connected to the story.
    8/10
  10. 7 – Asunder
    A policeman is raping his wife, and she throws things at him. Elliot gets a black eye. Cabot loses.
    8/10
  11. 16 – Runaway
    Cop’s daughter runs away, SVU is being assessed as Craven is to blame for the investigation went wrong, as informant is killed.
    8/10
  12. 3 – Closure Part 2
    8/10
  13. 13 – Victims
    Paedophiles are getting killed.
    7/10
  14. 21 – Scourge
    4 people are killed, a man who has a high developed syphilis.
    7/10
  15. 19 – Parasites
    A Romanian woman’s body are burried in a backyard. Ringer.
    7/10
  16. 17 – Folly
    An escort is beat twice. Someone is beating up escorts.
    7/10
  17. 14 – Paranoia
    A cop and Olivia’s teacher is raped, She was set up by friends from her unit, for wanting to sell them out for selling drugs.
    7/10
  18. 12 – Secrets
    A teacher is raped and murdered. She’s also a hooker.
    7/10
  19. 6 – Noncompliance
    A social worker helping homeless is killed, a man is stabbed.Not a clean case, I never like when they try to frame a schizophrenic, just because it fits and is easy. The ending was intriguing.
    6/10
  20. 8 – Taken
    Girl claims she’s raped, but she’s not. It’s all a money scam.
    6/10

I assess the whole season for: 7.6/10

Very Annie Mary. Cabin in the Woods. Hell. Beautiful Kate. Seven Below. Off The Map. Lake Placid. Butterfly On a Wheel. History of Violence. Answers to Nothing. Blood Runs Cold. Kaboom.

My holidays may have started three weeks ago, which means the same every year, season of watching films have just started, but this year I have decided to rewatch all seasons of SVU and Brothers and Sisters first, which is why I have only seen twelve films from the beginning of my summer break.

Very Annie Mary

An amazing comedy, which was not in fact a comedy. In the beginning, how naive Annie Mary was that was just precious.

8/10

Cabin in the Woods

I am not a fan of Saws, but that was different, until it all fell apart. Till the moment the guy jumps on his motocycle, everything is great, he dies, and the film immediately starts falling apart. I was happy to se Sigourney Weaver and Jodelle Fernand at the end, and the ending was not bad itself, but twenty minutes in between ruined the movie.

6/10

Hell

One of the most intriguing post apocalyptic films in a while. Breathtaking shots. I am not a fan of German cinema in general, but that was very good.

8/10

Beautiful Kate

One of the most intriguing films about inset I have seen, the issue presented gently and remarkably, reminding everyone that Australian cinematography is truly spectacular and highly unappreciated.

9/10

Seven Below

I was disappointed Val Kilmer got killed first, but the film was good, even the ending.

7/10

Off the Map

Depression well but, but is it just me or was trailer better than the film? Not enough Amy Brenneman.

7/10

Lake Placid

Starring Bridget Fonda, Oliver Platt and Mariska Hargitay. Bridget’s character at the beginning made me laugh, and the film was not bad itself. It is not my favorite creature based or water creature based film, but not disapointing.

7/10

Butterfly On a Wheel

I figured it out in the beginning, there was not enough tension, I would expect.

7/10

History of Violence

First half intriguing, then a little bit worse, but a good thriller after all, plus the ending was very good.

7/10

Answers to Nothing

There have been just a few very good multi stories films, like Things you can tell just by looking at her or Mother and Child and this is one of them. Inspiring stories, maybe not fully presented like in the Thing you can tell just by looking at her for example, but this is life, just how it is. Though the film lacks a well highlighted  ‘Answer to Everything’ line or narration, but if we look closely, we surely find the answers we need.

7/10

Blood Runs Cold

I always tend to watch low budged independent films, expect them to be good, oh how naive I am. There are not many low budget films that are in fact good, and this one is definitely not one of them. The problem is, I enjoyed the killings.

3/10

Kaboom

Another huge disapointement, started pretty okay, and then got all twisted, not in  a good way. When I read the plot I thought It might be similar to Donnie Darko, and it was in a weird kind of way, but it definitely not as good.

1/10

Special Victims Unit 12 A killer season

Definitely the best season of the series. Episodes of Law and Order Special Victims Unit Season 12 gathered in order of how much I liked them, and the first 21 from my list are to die for.

  1. 12.24
    We lose Elliot.
    10/10
  2. Totem 12.20
    Elizabeth Mitchell rocks this one, you had no idea what is going on, thinking the mother raped the girl, and suddenly little sister confesses.
    10/10
  3. Rescue 12.10
    Olivia lost Calvin, this scene is still haunting me.
    Not everyone can be helped, Olivia, some of us are just too damaged.
    10/10
  4. Delinquent 12.23
    14 year old serial rapist. Rita Wilson should have gotten a bigger role. Ending sucked, he was justified.
    10/10
  5. Possessed 12.12
    Olivia and Elliot in search of pedophiles. Fat pervert rapes a girl at the hospital, Elliot beats the crap out of him, Olivia comes looking for them. Shocking face of a grown up victim of abuse, which I clearly did not expect. I though he would be dead, or maybe even a magical reunion, but not the devastating truth.
    10/10
  6. Locum 12.1
    Joan Cusack is doing her job, surprisingly girl is found in the woods out of nowhere, though she is supposed to be dead.
    10/10
  7. Mask 12.13
    Masked sex addict rapes victims of rape. Jeremy Irons plays a psychiatrist who is assured he raped his 17 year old daughter when he was under the influence of alcohol. Elliot goes undercover to the sex anonymous treating facility.
    10/10
  8. Flight 12.15
    Famous pervert gets massages from underage girls.
    10/10
  9. Spectacle 12.16
    A young man forces Elliot to find his brother, pretending the abduction of a young woman.
    10/10
  10. Gray 12.9
    Campus rape.
    10/10
  11. Pop 12.11
    Drea de Matteo plays the victim of abuse, we have no idea who killed the abuser.
    10/10
  12. Bully 12.18
    Kate Burton screaming get out of my way. To my business partners – Screw you for abandoning me in my time of need. To my customers who cancelled orders and left hateful messages – You can all go to hell too, To the press, who turned on me and to the NYPD, who hounded me mercilessly – You’re scum, all of you. And to my family, my lying, backstabbing, and ungrateful family, you are all fired, each and everyone of you. You’re as lazy and as useless as that bitch was drugging me down. I just want you to remember one thing, you made me do this. Then she pulled out her gun. Tampons with vodka. So she rejected you. Can you believe it, a woman like her, probably never been laid in her life. I had to make it look like and accident like she was drunk off her ass.
    10/10
  13. Bang 12.22
    A prick has 47 kids all over the world, is murdered by a procurator.
    10/10
  14. Pursuit 12.17
    A psychopath kills 43 women and Sonia.
    10/10
  15. Bullseye 12.2
    A girl who’s mother says her daughter has been replaced with a clone is raped by a mentally ill pervert at the jungle gym. So who’s that a volunteer pervert? ‘Laffy time. Land of laugh, fun and sexual abuse.’
    10/10
  16. 12.8
    Agent Lewis is raped, and needs Olivia’s help.
    10/10
  17. 12.7
    Olivia gets Calvin.
    10/10
  18. 12.6
    I’m nobody, who are you. Are you a nobody too?
    10/10
  19. 12.4
    Kids were kidnapped.
    10/10
  20. Repararations 12.21
    Girl says she is raped, her granpa hates blacks and raped a black woman, and SVU thinks is revenge.
    10/10
  21. Behave 12.3
    Jennifer Love Hewitt guest stars.
    10/10
  22. Bombshell 12.19
    Olivia and Elliot go undercover as a couple, thank you very much, brother and sister are sleeping together. Guy from Greys is being super naive and played by the character of Rose McGowan.
    9/10
  23. Dirty 12.14
    A cutter is pushed off the roof. Olivia has gun put to her head and a girl attacks her with a knife.
    9/10
  24. 12.5
    Guy wants to cut Liv’s hair.’I’ve got a lullaby. You wanna sing it for us?  That’s an alibi, not a lullaby, you moron.’ The squad room is being renovated. And we meet another new ADA, again. I get Sonia, Jo and Greylek, but the rest of them, hell no. ‘It wouldn’t be so bad if it was me and that lady cop instead of you. You wanna do to my partner what you did to that blond girl last night? ‘The sex was consensual, okay, she even took out a tampon before we did it.‘ Blaming coke for suicide. ‘Was poisoned.’ ‘By who, the smerfs?’ Olivia smells mushrooms, and faints on Elliot. Guy poisons Liv and then screams. And Elliot goes you wanted her to DIE, DIE, DIE.
    9/10

Total grade: 9.9/10

Skins Season 6

Or rather why this generation was bad. There was not one single character that deserved as much love as any of the characters of previous seasons. Some were more likable than others, for example Alex and Liv, I think they were the two I liked the most this season. They were true, and even though their stories were not triggering, this makes it even more real. They were not in a center of attention, and there was never some complicated drama going on with them. They were two true characters, who really represented what a life of a teenager looks like. The character who was the best written and simply had the best storyline was Franky. This character was great at the beginning of the first season, and then her storyline got bad, but this season, the abusing boyfriend, that was real again. Minnie, I liked the storyline with her father, but the whole pregnancy thing, that was just useless. Rich’s storyline was okay. The rest of the characters I am not even gonna comment, because that was just a huge disappointment. Episodes in an order:

  1. 4
  2. 8
  3. 9
  4. 3
  5. 5
  6. 7
  7. 2
  8. 10
  9. 1
  10. 6

Bad characters and season, but it is still Skins. 7/10.

Revenge Season 1

I cannot even begin to grasp how happy I am this show appeared in my life. It’s my 2nd personal favorite new show this year, right after American Horror Story. I was intrigued from the very first episode, maybe from the very beginning, when the Confucius’s quote appeared ‘Before embarking on the journey of revenge, dig two graves.’ By the end I realized how amazing this show was to become. I always fall for female villains, and just like in American Horror Story, my favorite character is Constance, here my absolute favorite is the one and only queen Victoria. Victoria Grayson is a smart and intelligent character, full of rage, dignity and class. Imagine my surprise, when I saw the cliffhanger, also known as season 1 finale. I rewatched this scene fifty times since the premiere, which was 5 days ago. How I see it is, Victoria is the lead, with Emily stomping on her toes, so there is no way they will write Victoria off the show. Emily is my second favorite character, and the character I have despised since day one is Daniel.  I just never liked him, and from the way he has been acting recently, I was certainly right. I also like Conrad, Jack, and Nolan. I ship Jack and Emily.  It is hard for me to trust and like Ashley and Charlotte. The show has provided me with many excellent quotes about life and death. As I always have to categorize everything I have made a list of episodes in order of how much I liked them.

  1. 15
  2. 22
  3. 11
  4. 1
  5. 21
  6. 20
  7. 19
  8. 18
  9. 17
  10. 16
  11. 14
  12. 13
  13. 8
  14. 7
  15. 5
  16. 6
  17. 4
  18. 3
  19. 11
  20. 10
  21. 9
  22. 2

Revenge is addictive and the whole concept is compelling. I am always excited to see what is new with the Graysons. The twists never disappoint, are always surprising and Revenge definitely deserves a 8.5/10.

Suburgatory Season 1 and Why I quit The Secret Circle

The third show I have decided to watch this year, and I treat it like an easy comedy. I always have many questions to this show. Many scenes should not be made and many new, more funny could be added instead. My favorite character is Dallas. I think it is one of the not so many shows where the only character that is annoying is the lead character. I like George, he is an amazing father. Sheila, though sometimes annoying, is bearable. I definitely think that the whole surrogate mother thing ruined the show, also Malik and Lisa could just keep it in their pants. Body is amazing, he is self centered, but funny and stupid at the same time, which does not eliminate, charming. I love how Sheila and her husband treat Lisa, that is actually pretty good. Sometimes it is hard to stand Dalia and her friends. I get the whole red bull thing, and this should stop right there, but people in the suburbs of Chatswin are really stupid. Dallas and Tessa’s friendship is one of my latest favorite things. I am desperately shipping George and Dallas, and Dallas is the main reason I am still watching this show. And I will not be able to listen to Kelly Clarkson’s Stronger without thinking of Dallas’s ‘This is how you leave a man, Yakult!’, which is my definite favorite scene, which I played about 100 times. Still Suburgatory will never be my most favorite shows, becuase of so many reasons, but it definitely made a compensate the loss of V, Off the Map and No Ordinary family.

All the episodes, from the best to the worst.

  1. 1
  2. 22
  3. 14
  4. 10
  5. 16
  6. 6
  7. 2
  8. 21
  9. 19
  10. 17
  11. 15
  12. 18
  13. 11
  14. 13
  15. 9
  16. 12
  17. 20
  18. 7
  19. 8
  20. 3
  21. 4
  22. 5

The whole show gets a 6/10 from me. To compare it with the shows listed above, I gave season one of V, a 6.5, and a second a 7, Off the Map, 6.5 and NoOrdinary Family 6.5 as well.

Sometimes I feel like it is a teen show, but it is not on ABC Family, it’s on ABC. Speaking about teen shows and ratings, I have quit on The Secret Circle, I should have never started watching it, it was always around a 4/10, with one magnificent episode concerning flashbacks. The pilot was bad, then got surprisingly better, then there was episode 1.12 and then just started falling into pieces again. I have to admit I have seen 18 out of 22 episodes, and the last few were painful. It was not a show that I paid a lot of attention to, I was always playing it in the background, while writing some assignment, and looking up when something cool was up, mostly scenes with Faye, Phoebe Tonkin’s character, who was the only interesting thing of the show. I have never been a fan of magic teen series, I have watched just a pilot of Buffy, and saw a few last minutes of like ten episodes of Charmed when waiting for Private Practice. Maybe I am too cruel, do not know, but most likely I am just too old for magic, sorry.