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03 Monday Nov 2014

Posted by Joanne in american horror story, bad judge, bones, castle, downton abbey, Emily Deschanel, faking it, gilmore girls, how to get away with murder, Kate Walsh, Lauren Graham, Madeleine Stowe, nashville, parenthood, revenge, scandal, the good wife, tv series

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Where were Greys, SVU and The Simpsons this week? I was going insane with just eleven shows, so I started watching The Good Wife, a show I left in season two back in September. I’m also in the middle of my Six Feet Under rewatch. I haven’t seen more than two episodes since middle school, around the year the show ended and I thought it would be a good idea since I don’t remember many details. I just saw that ABC will air just 8 episodes of each show this fall season and be back in January. Remember when they used to air 12 episodes before Christmas? Or last year when they aired 10? Most of the shows will air their 7th episode of the season and then they’re back on hiatus for two months, as if we haven’t suffered enough because of the 4 month long summer break. This ruins all my TV related plans. I will be done with The Good Wife and Six Feet Under by December, and then I will be stuck going insane over the films I want to watch but cannot find anywhere yet again. On another note, I’m finishing my 14 hour shift in an hour.

Parenthood 6.06

This episode fell too close to home. It was absolutely wonderful. Drew has to choose economics because his mother cannot pay off his student loan and he has to help his pregnant sister. As someone who had to drop out of uni and go to work just to start paying off my parents’ loans, you can imagine how relevant Drew’s speech was. Also, how painful it is when people don’t understand the choices we have to make for our family. I have met so many people who react to my financial troubles exactly like Natalie did, telling me to focus on myself and that my family’s problems are not my problems. When of course they are. The writers made an excellent job here, as usual. Same with Crosby not being able to take his son to Harry Potter world. How cute was this scene by the way? Everyone who was a pre-teen when Harry Potter came out gets it. I saw so much Lorelai Gilmore in Lauren Graham’s Sarah this week, I froze for a second and had to rewind the whole scene. It gave me such flashbacks, it just felt weird and like time stopped and this (almost) past decade never happened. I finally got used to Hank, till this week I was still hoping for Mark to come back, as we all rememember how much fun he and Sarah had and how stupidly happy their were. How about Kristina hating the Bravermans at first? Reminds you of Hank comparing Bravermans to Starbucks. Episode that will leave me analizing for a week. I will miss this show dearly.

It’s more than my apartment.
It’s just so much better here with you guys.
I value you more than him.
Gane night? Do you play for money?
You have till junior year to choose your major.
Would tou like to stay the night?
That is not appropriate.
That’s why I didn’t fire her 3 months ago.
And I like hanging out with you.
She saud I had nice eyes.
Then I think she’s headed into that direction.
Nora’s cute. You’re fun.
Yes it was.
It looks like most of it is out.
Tou should figure out what makes tou happy.
Now she’s my best friend.
I was much worse.
This is Mr. Back up plan.
You’re apologising?
How did that happen? How long will it last?
Not long.
That is my life. I’m not changing it. It’s the reality.
I don’t have a back up plan.
Griffindor!
Almost as good as the real thing.

10/10

Revenge 4.05

I’m not sure about this season. There’s too many characters that annoy me. The show is still excellent, but why can’t Madeleine and Emily get all the screen time? Why do they have to share it with Charlotte/Daniel/Margo/new cop/the redhead? I couldn’t care less about their storylinea. It’s utterly annoying.

She took him to Amanda’s grave?
You think he blames you for the death of his daughter?
David!
I’m gonna find out what really happened to my girl.
Only family can go through. You don’t qualify. At least not yet.
God, Charlotte, she took him to what was supposed to be my grave!
Do come in we have so much to discuss.
Now tell me where my father is.
I’m ypur grandpa.
The bar? – He didn’t want to see the album at all. Isn’t that weird?
David!
Then why was she living above the bar?
She’s sliping away from me.
My father needs Amanda Clarke.
You’re not Victoria. You’re worse. You’re Conrad.
No wonder you love to hide behind all that crap. How else could you live with yourself?
This was my house.
I swear to you Amanda. I will have revenge.

10/10

Downton Abbey 5.06

I could not be happier about where Violet and Mrs Crowley’s relationship is right now. They went from constant arguing to ‘You’ll find she’s a constant visitor.’ Edith cannot have some couple raise her kid and then just change her mind and take her away. Baxter may be my favorite character right now. Bates admitted to knowing who did harm to Anna and Violet was being herself throwing her hilariously sarcastic opinions all over the place. Mary swept the floor with Edith, but we’re not bkaming her as nobody likes a downer.

You’ve never looked worse.
He was a nice man. Though what he saw in Edith.
What Baxter have to do with it?
She’s refusing to wash your… things.
And you wonder why I have neither lady’s maid nor butler.
Let her stay.
When you served your sentence for theft…
What?!
Does her ladyship know your story?
Yes, she knows everything.
I know what it was.
To make me more like other people.
Oh It is you. I thought it was a man wearing your clothes.
Hopefully not, as you usually spoil everything.
I envy her.
All this thinking is overrated. Before 1914 no one thought about anything at all.
Why are you smiling?
Because you’re innocent.
I can’t stay. Not if I’m ever gonna be happy again.
I think she’s splendid.
I think she’s cracked.
Convert to what?
There’s always something. Isn’t there?

10/10

American Horror Story 4.04

Elsa’s backstory explains last week’s choice of song to all of those who found ‘Give it to me’ and ‘Waiting to get hit hard’ from Lana Del Rey’s song repulsing. You probably didn’t, my mother would. Elsa having her legs cut off did not impress me as much as drugging and raping the nurse or Meep being killed in life. Yes, I did notice all these scenes are rape related. Before they told us Meep was dead I was sure he was going to be assaulted and before Elsa’s legs were cut off, I thought the same. Maybe I was wrong, maybe not. Probably not in Meep’s case. Three rapes in one season? We did have a rubber man raping Connie Britton’s character and the doctor raping Sarah Paulson’s character in Asylum and a sport team raping Emma Robert’s character in Coven. Ryan Murphy said Freakshow is Jessica Lange’s favorite show, and after four episodes, I understand why.

They could never love me..
You’re not the one.
Excuse me.
This is not amusing. You’ve come to the wrong tent for tour silly little Halloween prank.
I am not one of them.
See if I can help her.
Even then I was a star.
No one puts on a show better than I do.
In the end, I wasn’t Elsa. I was nothing.
Time for the real Halloween.
I hear the copy even made it to theatre.
I was a star.
She’s the one.
Everybody run!
Get back here! I haven’t finished the show.
Catch me of you can, asshole.
You ruined my Halloween, you stupid girl.
How come you talk so stupid?
But I’m a good person. Mama said so.
Kids love me.
That’s a lie. I’m a good person.
I’m so dumb. I can’t even kill myself.
Children forgot they loved me.
You made the demon veep.
We want to thank you.
Hollywood?
I’m a talent scout.

10/10

Bones 11.06

Speaking of Gilmore Girls, you should have seen my reaction when Kirk appeared on my screen. Made my day. Shame he didn’t have a bigger role though. It was a great episode, I don’t how many more times can Hodgins be a suspect until the show gets boring, but it might just reached it. One of my first notes on this episodes was about the burnt person being the one Hodgins just fought with. Some of the cases lately are that obvious. I must remember to show this episode to my father as Kirk was his favorite character on GG. Not Bones related, but he’s favorite scenes are when Kirk’s checking the condition of the Dragon Fly Inn and runs away from a mouse and when he’s running out of the Dragon Fly naked covering himself with just a pillow right after Lorelai and Luke kissed for the first time.

Don’t be rude. Let her finish.
A uselful device for people with no memory or powers of observation.
You’re an incompetent forensic anthromologist
You’ve never researched any of your other books.
Does everyone in this place hate each other?
You and I are okay.
Oh my god there’s a body on fire.
The evidence’s burning.
This isn’t the time for science lessons.
Who’s got the LED lamps?
I’m feeling more like a security guard at a Beyonce concert.
Go find a Kardashian.
That makes me want to kill someone so I won’t waste the time.
I want a public defender and a sober one.
The DNA is a match for Doctor Hodgins.
Which means no suspects have alibi.
Including you.
Do not compliment the killer.

10/10

Castle 7.05

A case seemed fresh, at least this one. Remember last week’s invisibility case? The video at the end is a treassure. I want this on my phone asap.

Wow. You nailed playing yourself
That’s impressive.
And that god personal appearances?
It’s a little too obvious.
Crime scene photos, but not ours.
It already is.
Wrong suspect NYPD. I’m still here. What will I do next?
I’m not getting anywhere with this.
You’ve got 47 followers.
Why target a no name like her?
You have a blog?
Can tou force me to go with you?
No. Then bye.
They’re taking that photo out of context.
I gotta get one of these.
Why would someone let random people stay at their place. – Oh please Kate.
The basement is a rental unit.
He’s got people in custody too.
Like me or I’ll die.
Or tour mommy made you.
Hi, I’m Richard Castle.

10/10

Bad Judge 1.05

I can’t believe this genius show was just cancelled.

That’s me out there.
Maybe I should get a dog.
That call can wait.
Show on the road. I’ve got places to go.
She was pregnant?
Boo ya.
Anyone wants some pickled eggs? Pass it along. Sardines?
Fun!
Did they cancel Pretty Little Liars?
Nokay.
Got everything fugured out, red?
These pants give you front butt.
You guys have the same pimp or what?
Let’s all get sexually repressed kid off.
I’m as serious as your mother’s coke addiction.
I don’t know if i’m high fiving myself ot slapping a todler’s ass.
All right hooker skirt.
Really? You just got here.

10/10

Nashville 3.05

I’d say it’s a pretty good day for me
Well then don’t.
You can pack your stuff.
I know you loved me once.
Which one of you actually lives here?
I’m having fun. I’m allowed.
Please tell me you’ve got a bonus single that you haven’t told me about.
Daddy, I was so scared.
The father is Avery Berkley and that’s all I’m gonna say.

6/10

Scandal 4.06

Brian Benben guest stars! I was so scared he retired! I’m loving the new Abby, standing up to everyone.

You want me to have the chef send tou some fried chicken?
Check out that little fella over there. He has assassin written all over his face.
I need to talk to you about Jake.
Who used to sleep with my best friend.
Your nuckles are awfully bruised.
So please if you love her. If you love her at all.
You’re telling me he may actually be innocent?
I’m gonna need you to shut up.
Or vaxinate fat kids.
How does she know?
He’s looking for a legitimate reason to fire me.
You don’t know him the way you know me!
Why are you being such a…?
Bitch?!
I’ll leave you to your funeral.
Hashtag justice4Cooper
I will be remembered as a wife of a man who did something with his life.
You wanna screw me.
My word is not gonna change anything.
Not choosing me is okay.
I made sure I chose the ugliest woman and he still managed to bang ber twice a day for 8 years.
I want to go out with a bang.
I outpoped Olivia Pope?
I made him feel pretty.
You may wanna check your bell door.

10/10

How to Get Away with Murder

In two weeks we’ll know who killed Sam, so the show should get tight soon. This episode, half of the points go to Bonnie and the OITNB, my two favorite characters. The biggest shocker, Annalise didn’t kill Sam, the kids did? I was pretty sure they were covering for her, with the carpet and all.

I guess we finally know why you’re here.
No idea.
It’s for Annalise. I’d do anything for her.
You and Rebecca?
Frank, forgot your coffee.
I want the trophy.
Oh, it’s good.
With me, now.
You’re scaring our client.
That’s the best thing I’ve seen in days.
It’s always the one you least expect.
Wouldn’t you be?
Did you have her killed?
If she’s gonna get disbared, will this go on our records too?
Let them know what you’ll have for dinner.
Whatever it takes. Isn’t that what you said?

9/10

The Good Wife 6.07

A proof of other crimes.
It was like I was watching a ship go down.

6/10

Faking It 2.06

On second thought I just bought new shoes that need to be broken in.
Shrimp girl?
Nobody does neon anymore.
Fifth Harmony.
It’s pretty fucking loud.
Oh good you found one, this headache is killing me.
She is definitely rocking with the homies.
Part of you wants her to tell you ‘I want to be with you and I don’t care who knows it.
Lauren’s my friend when she’s on ecstasy.
I’m on what?!
You heard me the first time, didn’t you?

5/10

Parenthood 6.04. Parenthood 6.05. Greys 11.04. Greys 11.05. SVU 16.04. SVU 16.05. Bones 11.01 Bones 11.02 Bones 11.03 Bones 11.04 Downton Abbey 5.02 Downton Abbey 5.03. Downton Abbey 5.05. American Horror Story 4.01. American Horror Story 4.02. American Horror Story 4.03. Castle 7.04. Scandal 4.04. Scandal 4.05. How To Get Away With Murder 1.04. How to Get Away With Murder 1.05. Nashville 3.04. Nashville 3.05. Bad Judge 1.03. Bad Judge 1.04. The Simpsons 26.04. The Good Wife 6.05. The Good Wife 6.06. Faking It 2.04. Faking It 2.05.

28 Tuesday Oct 2014

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So many shows this semester, already lost truck. Had to split the post in two. It looks like during the move, or actually two moves I’ve missplaced some notes on a few episodes, all notes on Revenge for example. I plan to rewatch them on Thursday and post them the same day.

Parenthood 6.04

I’m sorry I woke you. Why did I do that?
I’ll just put some clothes on.
That’s what they all say.
I clearly apologised.
Hi Sarah.
Here you’re headmaster Braverman.
Oh you’ve already had that discussion.
She calls me Asbergers.She also calls me a freak.
I’ll talk to her.
You might wanna rethink that.
What did I win?
I don’t want to start a boyband.
I hope to God It’s gonna stay.
Your sister Sarah was just here. She threw your mom under the bus after 2 seconds.
Parents screw their kids up.
What do you do when you like a girl?
If you’re mad at me it’s okay.
Of course Kristina’s the only one who gets it.

9/10

Parenthood 6.05

The show is so much less interesting without Lauren Graham.

Studying the trash.
You can get a ticket for driving too slow, you know.
How did Sarah get out of this thing?
That’s terrible advice.
Your dad’s number is undergoing a change as we speak.
I can work with you two.
I imagine I have a decade maybe more to change your mind.
Drew has a new room.
I still can’t believe she likes horses more than lizards.

4.5/10

Greys 11.04

All the flashbacks.
My memory of her is a little bit different.
Karev’s back and Maggie is going.
The carousel never stops turning. You can’t get off.
My mommy tried to kill herself.
Pierce’s in AA?
Oh my God. You don’t know anything.
Like mother, like daughters.
You and I know something about crazy mothers.
Ellen’s reaction during You gave it up for me, but I don’t want it.
You might have saved your mother’s life.
She’s my sister.
I love sisters. I’m glad you told me. It’s nice to meet you.
She’s my daughter. Mine and Ellis Grey’s.
Then she took me home and then she attempted suicide.
I should be making a lot more money.
Her water broke all over the kitchen floor .
Meredith showed Maggie the journals.
They’re not so warm. She wasn’t either.
She wanted you to be okay.

10/10

Greys 11.05

Addison was mentioned two times this episode, which is all I needed.

I came back for you. I came back for you.
I was so in love with you. I just wanted to be with you no matter what.
We find a way to help him that’s not stupid.
No break right?
I think we should take a break.
How are we supposed not to talk for a month?
Why not try what is it Callie?
Sorry, I have my own stuff.
Have you cured death yet, Meredith? When will you cure death Meredith?
Like me anx Derek cheating in Addison.
Did you get excited about her vagina?
No.
Then no.
I’m hot. My husband is an idiot.
That might come back up.
You don’t mean? 10.9.8….1
How’s the diet going.
No late night binges?
I almost had a cheesburger. Then I didn’t.
She was jelous.
Does this mean this thing might actually be working?
It’s my fault. I can’t stop the pain.
Addison Montgomery with a todler?
So what if we don’t tell her?
I don’t know what’s wrong with you. What are your demons?
I finally feel like I might actually survive this.
I should love me and you should love you. I want so much more for you, Arizona.

10/10

SVU 16.04

Excellent episode, the promo for next week ‘A case so twisted it can only be SVU’ describes the show accurately. I will never get over how superb this show is.

And I despite having so much to offer, am alone.
He counted out each time he stabbed her. That’s not good.
Idiots. I’m right here and no one even notices me.
He had a knife to your neck. It’s normal to freeze.
This is your fault Gigi. You had your chance.
That’s every other white guy.
I would know how to take care of you. How to worship you.
He spilled water on guy’s lap. I can’t have that.
Is this about my neighboors?
She flirted a lot with unsavoury men at that place.
They’re illegaly restricting my movement.
We need 24h surveillance on this guy.
Hold on did they ID him? 2 out of 3.
I will be coming for you.
She was young, pretty. Not a very good teacher though.
Not you, Nick. Her. You can call me Amanda.
I cannot shoot this trump.
All pretty girls lie.
Shut up I’m talking to her.
He’s been through a lot therapy. More talk won’t help.
Are tou having sex with this guy?
Girls like you always go for jerks like this.
Do you think he cares about you?
These toung girls don’t understand how special you are.
He wanted to be alone with Rollins.
I’m a woman and I wish we were somewhere else right now.

10/10

SVU 16.05

That sure is one way to pay for college. Every campus rape always happens in Hudson. Richard T Jones guest stars.

Whatever you’ve done before, it has nothing to do with being assaulted.
Film class is over.
Rollins, you’re telling me this now?
Great speech. Better headline.
At first I didn’t think you can rape a girl like that.
Whatever choices she may have made in the past, she didn’t choose this.
Can tou tell us why you dexided to work in the adult film buisness?
You hoped it would remain private? On the internet?
You understand what you’ve just described is the definition of rape.
I have ro move out by the end of the week.
She even showed her srudent ID in some of them.
A publicity stunt to jump start your porn carrier.
Makes you wonder what the point of a jury is.
And now I only have one left. Goodbye.
There are other schools.
Amanda walk away.
She’ll have sex with a dozen guys.

10/10

Bones 11.01

I love…
They tried to take your picture.
It is nice talking conspiracy without being called a loon.
You’ve clearly suffered trauma to your…(Bones talking bones talk)
Yes, I’m blackmailing you.
You promised.
No. You told me not to. It’s a significant difference.
Urine in the coffin so the acid breaks the bones.
I spent some of your money too. A lot of it, actually.
You helped her with the move, with Christine.
Are you damaging the bones?
Slightly.
Daisy’s pregnant.
He says you’re family.
I won’t hurt you.
Maybe I wasn’t the best doctor.
That’s clear.
It’s a high praise coming from you.
Hodgins switched the bones.
I’ll finally get to use my siren.
Jay Edgar Hoover?
‘Nooo God Please No’ was my original reaction to Sweets’s death.
Massive internal trauma. He’s bleeding out.
I don’t know if I can do this to him.

10/10

Bones 11.02

New opening credits and hey, let’s hire a guy who looks exactly like Lance, so we forget he was just killed off. I remember what a big deal it was when Vincent died. Maybe it felt more important because Booth and Bones finally got together, and maybe they wouldn’t if Vincent hadn’t died. But then I remember Sweets was the one who told B&B they’re in love with each other by drawing a theory they work so well together because they have feelings for each other. I’ll never forget that. Remember the heavy metal concert back in season 4? When we found out Sweets was too a foster kid and was whipped and beaten as a kid? And thanks to that we discovered Tempe was being locked for breaking the dishes? And how he was Booth’s almost partner? It’s the little things we’ll all miss.

He was family.
Uncle Sweets and Daisy are taking me to the park today.
Good job, Sweets.
Conspiracies are living organisms.
Seely, Seely, Seely. That’s what Lance wanted to call the baby.
Bones throwing the keys at Booth.
Please don’t go.
He played every night to the baby.
I’m planning his funeral.
You can love me later.
That’s why I’m riding in your bumper car. You’re a genius.
Distract me. What movies have you seen lately?
Tell me tou didn’t steal from the exhibition.
She’s always sure when she speaks.
You must have scratched yourself while injecting.
We need Sweets now. The answers are here.
Hoover’s office.
He’s here. He’s a part of us.
We are all who we are, bexause we knew Sweets.
Sweets had a song, remember?

10/10

Bones 11.03

See how he was stuck. He was obese.
Yeah, not much of a threat.
King of the lab!
He’s building a bomb.
Mexicans. Blacks. All on drugs.
They must have had sex.
I disagree. Sex and violence are two primal instincts.
Twist. Please continue.
I know a good man when I see one.
Phones carry more bacterias than toilet seats.
B & B.
Oh you named it after us?

6.5/10

Bones 11.04

It’s not gonna work, Bones.
Is our work interfering with your social life?
Then what do I do with these?
You really don’t trust me if my background check is going back that far.
Especially since it’s the only thing we can afford.
And where did you attend kindergarten?
What are you into? Gardening?
This was a beautiful cooperative moment, did you feel it?
What the hell is this?
You can never be to thorough
Perhaps I can assist. Assist? That’s a first.
He’s been catfished.
Do you really think my eyes shine?
This is my research. Oh no Bones.

8/10

Downton Abbey 5.02

You tried to have me sacked.
Even my sense of humor.
I suppose he can’t hear us. No he can’t.

9.5/10

Downton Abbey 5.03

I left school at 11. What was I supposed to learn by then?
Nothing vulgar I hope. Nothing of that sort.
Let me drink my brandy in peace.

8.5/10

Downton Abbey 5.05

Nudes colony.
I wouldn’t go that far. Precisely.
I do not quite grast your question.
You forget my wife was one of them. My daughter is one of them.
Did you like Mr Green?
Yes, very much.
We already knew that.
All sorts. What’s going on here?
This house has no secrets.
We’re the future. They’re the past.
I don’t really. But the son’s nice.
I agree with Carlson. Seems very fast to me.
I’m not sure that’s a good enough reason.
I wish men worried about our feelings a quarter as much as we worry about theirs.
I promise you. Nothing bad will ever happen to you.
In my eyes it makes you innocent.
God what a night.
He’ll have you on the operaring table before you can say knife.

8.5/10

American Horror Story 4.01

What an idea. This show is marvellous. I can already say ot will be better than the teenage focused season three. Shouldn’t this show be a little scary? With a killer clown, this season will work. I can’t wait to get background stories of all the characters, especially the supporting ones. The theme music and the collage are my favorite of all the seasons. Can’t wait to get a look into all the remaining characters that we haven’t met yet. Jessica Lange killed David Bowie’s Life on Mars. Downloaded it and cannot stop listening to it.

10/10

American Horror Story 4.02

A curfew? You’re going to ruin my buisness.
He did seem drunk though.
Blood marks.
The clown posing with other clowns.
No better. No worst. Just regular people.
You can’t live on candy and conyack, Dandy.
She reminded me of the pregnant hippo we saw in Safari.
Please tell me this is a rest stop.
I’ll pay you handsomely.
A little tone deaf.
Daytime is for kiddie shows and clowns.
Meatloaf. Meatloaf.
If we’re going to have any fun.
Cause I’m feeling like a criminal.
On what grounds, officer?
She made you feel like shaise.
I thought all I needed was an audience and then it would all come together.
They took Nip.
Nip in the bag.

10/10

American Horror Story 4.03

Elsa really should not have performed on Halloween. Jessica Lange’s cover of Lana Del Rey’s Gods and Monsters is marvellous. Haven’t stopped listening to it. I can even ignore the fact that they, again, didn’t change the lyrics and Jim Morrison is mentioned in the 50s. Remember the pilot and John Lennon in David Bowie’s lyrics?

Coney Island’s a little cold this time of year. How about Florida?
I find clows delightful.
Even after death the demon’s face was smiling.
Can’t wait to go trick or treating and terrorize the neighborhood.
Curfews are for poor people.
Or maybe you’re blinded by a pretty face.
She looked at the paper and she knows what to tell her.
That bitch stole my carreer.
It’s your song, Elsa. It’s the most heartbreaking song I’ve heard.
Esmeralda, you’re hired.
The freaks. They’re everywhere.
I’m sure that’s not the only thing you give away for free.
Nobody cares what happens to a freak.
You look like a nice christian girl. The only proper question is how to display the body.
The clown took him.
Pick up those drum sticks and start banging.
Oh yeah give it to me.

8.5/10

Castle 7.04

Potato chip flavour.
Who kills an ice cream man?
Got it. Easy.
We are all writers.
Somewhere in that pile is a key to find our witness.
Then he changed the channel.
Mr Castle told me to let it go.
Searching through their stuff.
Jerk face over there.
Behind you. Oh what a fall they took.

6/10

Scandal 4.03

You can answer your phone.
We have to talk about the First Lady.
It’s a video of people doing things.
I’m not. A gladiator?
When one of us goes missing, the rest looks for them.

6.5/10

Scandal 4.04

Call Cyrus Bean. To tell him we’ve got the president’s daughter.
I need you to shut down the cell service at this address.
What are we doing? Getting you into college.
I just saw the dirtiest sex tape I’ve ever seen and it stars his teenage daughter.
The only way I could have sex with two guys is if i was raped? How lame are you?
What about what I did to them?
What are you two doing here?
One was blond. Does he have a tattoo.
Olivia! Mellie.
I’ve dealt with drunk Mellie and Smelly Mellie and screw everything Mellie and eat everything that’s not nailed down Mellie.
You’re sitting, eating chips and getting drunk at 11 am. Tony’s voice on 11 am.
Sex tape? She takes after her daddy then, doesn’t she?
Where do you have the tape?
2.5 million dollars.
You’re exploiting them. You’re child pornographers.
And sexist. If you were a boy, they would want to high five. But you’re not, so your knees will have to stay closed.
Who brought Ronan into this? I did.
Ballard gave me the order.

9.5/10

Scandal 4.05

Yes, I would like to report an assault.
Why isn’t she running?
In what context are we normal?
So you get drunk at 8 am in the morning now?
You’ve told me this crazy story a thousand times.
Then why don’t you believe me?
Do you have Jake?
I’m here because of her.
Why isn’t the car parked out front? It’s 2.50.
Can you read? Reading is fundamental.
Quinn figured out and cut the body open.
I told tou the truth and you lied to me.
Next time ypu wanna chat. You’ll find me dancing on his grave.
I was at the Pentagon trying to get a confession out of our son’s killer.
No no. It’s good. It helps.
Jerry’s death was meaningful.
Take your scotch and your chips. Drink. Eat.
Why are we all trying to be Olivia Pope?
Everyone who touches you pays the price.
Did you kill my son?
Mellie took a shower.

10/10

How to Get Away With Murder 1.04

Wes was right.
What the hell’s a shooting star?
This is what pilates can do for you.
I don’t think I can ever see Liza as someone other than Paris Gellar.
I just know everybody hates their boss.
Sara Paxton guest stars.
Liza going all Paris on her.
Did they just here about what he did to his ass? Nothing more awkward than your teacher knowing about your sex life.
He fell out the window.
Holy crap. We make good spies.
Maybe something fell off.
Rebecca, smile. You’re going home.
Tell me what’s on the phone.
The wig.
And the eternal question, What is your penis doing on a dead girl’s phone?

7.5/10

How to get away with murder 1.05

Judge me if you want. Just do it while we’re carying the damn body.
Tou need to show off that’s something to talk to your therapist about.
I still remember that episode of NYPD Blue. Excused.
You’re making a score card?
How about two hairy guys? Enjoy.
Know the blog inside and out for tomorrow. There’s like 800 entries.
Well done.
You’ve got something?
I just like making people feel uncomfortable. Makes me feel better for some reason.
Bitch please.
Mistrial.
Look at the wallpaper.

6/10

Nashville 3.04

Jeff is going to sign Maddie and Daphne.
Reputable and discret.
I honestly haven’t heard a single word you said after Hey.
Would you like to go with me while I try on my wedding dress?
I want you to be happy.
Why did Gunnar ask you to stay? Why didn’t you?
You and me are gasoline and maches.
But I love her. But I want her. But I need her. What you need is to move on cause the night is still young.
Because if I won’t who will? Because she’s like my kid.
I’m gonna stay on the line with you.
Deacon Claybourne’s bus left without Deacon Claybourne.
What happened to us? It’s like we spent the whole year taking turns at apologising.
Jeff has signed one woman and she’s a reality tv star and you can ask Layla Grant how that’s going for her.
You don’t wanna be Rayna Jaymes. You wanna be the one and only Sadie Jones.
Scarlett, sing with me.
Not everything is always about you.
I just signed with Rayna Jaymes and Highway 65.
You and me are gasoline and maches.
You’re the one who destroys people.
I need to know if I can sign a couple of kids to the label with just one parent’s consent.

10/10

Nashville 3.05

Zoey took Juliette’s place in te show and Julliette gave Avery the big news via text.

I’m pregnant. It’s yours.
I like to drink. Run around with strangers. Everythung that screams out danger.
Yeah, but I prefer chocolate milk.
This trip sucks. You suck.
Is she sure it’s not Jeff’s?
It’s true, isn’t it? I’m plain.
I told that devil to take you back.

6/10

Bad Judge 1.03

Then I choked him.
Look at him. Overruled.
Could ask sexurity to do it.
It’s called Mockingbird.

6/10

Bad Judge 1.04

What are you doing with the jacket? This doesn’t just happen.
I’m like a chick magnet for 30 something lesbians.
See what I mean. Actually she’s kinda cute.
You know there was this one time in college.
You’ve seen me at McDonald’s when I miss the breakfast cut off. You wanna add a weapon to that mix?
Why is your lock 69 69.
Because it’s hilarious!
I hope you don’t mind I made a sandwich.
What?!
You might wanna move your briefcase.
Don’t forget everyone underestimated Elle Woods.
Are you refering to the film Legally Blonde?
The handle is too small for my hand!
We have tou on tape.
Is that going to be a problem.
Guns Guns Guns.
That explains a lot.
You idiot.
He said happy ending.
He was thanking me.
Oh that’s nice!
Oh he’s grandma wife is gonna be pissed.
Erin Brockovich! Great flick!

10/10

The Simpsons 26.04

We’re in hell. Cool.
Hey Lisa touch this.
Keep your pants on Marge.
Mom, please tell me I can go to hell.
Clockwork yellow and Mrs Poppins.
I’ll be the judge of that.
Stanley Kubrick.
The others.
This house is haunted.
I work 12h a week.
What kind of an afterlife is this? Can’t even shake my dead kid.
I can’t believe you wasted our money on fruit.
Might as well clean while killing myself.
Wait a minute. Who killed Maggie?
Isn’t it about time you went digital.

8.5/10

The Good Wife 6.05

Who’s that?
Elisabeth Tascioni.
What is she objecting to I haven’t finished my question yet.
Why are all the computers counting down? I feel like in a Bruckheimer movie.

8/10

The Good Wife 6.06

I’m your body woman.
In my opinion.
Have you heard this song Call me Maybe?

10/10

Faking It 2.04

Joined drama club and left to LA for pilot season.
My face covered with pimples on my HD tv.
My face exactly.
OITNB people on every show I watch.
Taylor Swift pretty much said it all.
If you like me, maybe I’ll like myself.
Who the fuck is Oliver.
I could pond it and pay for college.

6.5/10

Faking it 2.05

The balls in the room, best gift ever.
I was so wrong about this class. This class isn’t straight. This is the gayest thing I have ever seen.
If you melt her heart, you’ll save all the villagers.
Do not get him started on Batman.
He and Alfred lived in a cave and designed outfits.
Like I’m about to own all your asses.
Karma loves guys.
And you?
I love Karma. That’s the whole problem.
I’m starting to realise other people will live in them with us.
You know what they say. If tou love something, set it free.
Oh, fuck it.

6/10

Parenthood 6.03. Greys 11.03. Revenge 4.01. Revenge 4.02. American Horror Srory 4.01. Bad Judge 1.01. Bad Judge 1.02. Castle 7.03. The Simpsons 26.02. The Simpsons 26.03. The Good Wife 6.04. Faking It 2.03

25 Saturday Oct 2014

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Parenthood 6.03

So much preparing for the worst, a big deal with the ring, rumours of one of the Bravermans dying was enough to make me believe this wouldn’t go well.

We can watch the squirells fornicate. That will be a scoot.
What?!
I’m pregnant.
I’m going up there with you.
Dad’s still doing paperwork.
We’re going to the drug store.
Box of twizzlers.
Red is for old people. You should get the red.
I don’t want to give you my wedding ring.
You look really pretty.
Adam sent this to scare the crap out of everyone un the family.
We’re gonna win this one, son, cause you’re not getting my truck.

We need to take your ring, Mr Braverman.
Tell him to turn it down.
What’s the score?
If you get bad news they take you to the bad news room, so you can break down in private.
She’s gonna be looking fine when they wheel dad out healthy.
Why are you taking me to the bad news room?
It’s like dad. You think you’re gonna fix him. You can’t help him. If you were gonna help, it would have already happened.
I’m not leaving you in Wyoming.

10/10

Greys 11.03

I realize that I said yes to being your new person now.
She’s what?
Why aren’t you taking notes?
I’m not that tight.
If anyone asks, I’m sick.
The only thing you inherit in this family is Alzheimers.
Wow. Dark.
Good one though.

Bailey taking a selfie.
Yeah, I bet.
Mer’s yeah it’s great.
I’m the sun and he can go suck it.
I will stop screaming in the hallways.
You’re a very different person.
That’s illegal.
That’s when she tried to kill herself.
Speaking of which, Avery has a history of making bad choices.
How are you on the board and I’m not?
You knew I had a sister, you had a daughter and you haven’t told me?
You didn’t tell her?
I would have liked to do it 30 years ago. I would have liked to have a daughter.
How sobby do I look?

10/10

Revenge 4.01

Only Victoria can leave psych ward in such style and so much grace.

To die, to live and to be reborn.
Maybe you better off alone.
Maybe we all are.
You know what they say about a girl who gave up revenge? She lived happily ever after.

I’ll buy you a new one.
The old Grayson house.
Look at you solving conflict without a red sharpie.
I may as well hang myself.
This is Victoria Grayson, I’m being held captive.
I want my childhood.
For the record, Conead slaughtered Pascal, not me. As for everything else, I would do it again.
Sorry you wasted your call.
Every queen needs a throne.
Who’s your in here?
Emily Thorne.

That’s why you can’t get rid of Emily Thorne.
It’s the truth. I don’t know who I am without it.

Am I right, Amanda?
How did you get out?
With a little help from my friends.

10/10

Revenge 4.02

I told myself Conrad was the master mind and you were a victim as much as I was.
All I could hear was the sound of my revenge free summer being strangled by a web of thorns.
Emily is an ex con?
I’ve waited too long for this. There’s no way I’m gonna lose you again.
I suggest you follow her lead and disappear.
This isn’t primary school.
My muse.
I’m telling you Nolan, she’s not.
Jumper’s been apprehanded.
I had no choice so I became the good wife.
I still love you, I always have.
She owes you her life.
Actually she owes you.
She’s the only person in the world you need to be listening to right now.
I’m your sister Charlotte, I’m Amanda.

I wasn’t able to do it for Amanda.
You kidnapped me and you say you wanna pick up where we left off?
I understand, duty calls.
At a certain point I could only see one way out.
You dropped your steak knife?
I killed Conrad.
Thank you.
You’ll be landing in Heathrow.

10/10

American Horror Story 4.01

Favorite opening credits and they changed the theme song.

To see the monster?
What pretty girls you are.
So fortunate to have a sister.
Shut up, what’s wrong with you!?
Complicated, no?
Tell me has anyone tasted your cherry pie?
Oh Dear God. She’s a psycho pervert.
Shut your disgusting mouth, you filthy whore.
Mr Hitchcock had some kind of nervous break when he casted his picture.

I don’t go to the movies much.
Refill!
My monsters wouldn’t hurt a fly.
What happens when she sees you, all of you.
Oh darling, it’s on the house. Stars never pay.
Don’t call us freaks.
Life on Mars.
‘But the film is a saddening bore.
He doesn’t know he’s in the best selling show.’

10/10

Bad Judge 1.01

And somebody get me some gatorate.
Sorry if my line of questioning doesn’t work with your hangover.
Let your junk breathe, you may wanna have kids someday.
Someone’s been looking into travel.
I know what I’m doing. Oh is this going up?
Red hot chilli peppers, uninvoluntary.
Personal space, dude. That one is on you.
I just think his head looks like a dong.
I’ll be happy to do portraits of your family.
That’s the best advice someone gave me in a long time.
Wow, I’m sorry, please continue.
What? How am I gonna pick up girls?!
Nope, I think you’re a mess.
You’re really taking this cougar thing to a new level.
Drinks on the house! Judge’s paying!

9/10

Bad Judge 1.02

Dude, seriously.
911, I forgot how to breathe and there’s giant fruit!
Wink wink.
What’s the matter, cat got your hashtag?
Yeah, we’ll need more handcuffs.

8/10

Castle 7.03

Dude, you’re supposed to be on call. Why do you smell like vino?
The devil came and got his due.
Our killer is not Spiderman.
Agreed, cause he’s the devil.
Clearly the killer’s the Invisible man.
We didn’t get a good look at the assailant.
He ran of with my credit card.
I got a job bouncing at a club.

5.5/10

The Simpsons 26.02

They did everything they could to stop us.
Freeze nudity!
I don’t know what that site blocks.
That better not be what it means when I say it.
You poor woman. Dealing with Bart has turned your ketchup to water.
Milk? That’s for babies and old dudes who can’t sleep at night because of what they did in war.
Now I’m never eating broccoli.
You are definitely eating that broccoli.
You lick this table clean.
I’ve gotta take out the Wifi.
She’s under a lot of stress. Her husband’s at the sea.
That doesn’t match my phone!
You critisised me. That’s all I ever wanted, honest parenting.

8/10

The Simpsons 26.03

Jesus is my coach.
That’s a higher power than even I believe in.
Hey I was listening to that.
Dad, dogs don’t know when to stop eating.
Lucky.

Mom dad is imagining me as a food again.
Never claimed to be.
Yeah and aren’t.

How much money do we have put aside?
None.
That’s how I bancrupted a pizza hut.
Must be licensed to hse mayonaisse gun.

You won’t hire me cause I’m pretty?
Now I’m running to the unemployment office.
Are you wroking two jobs here?
Some fat blob wants to see you.
You wanna make American kids work?
If I’m gonna do this when I’m 40, I might as well start now.
Simpson, why aren’t you at work?
Put the body with the others.

You’re working so hard, you’ve lost weight.
I’m going to Moe’s.

10/10

The Good Wife 6.04

Who’s that?
I have no idea.
She hit a child in rhe deprtment store.
Talk to mom about hitting children.
Christianity 3, atheism 0.
Is it about Kalinda?
It was a public service.
It was videotaped.
Are you kidding? This is fantastic!
Should have spanked you, you bitch.

10/10

Faking It 2.03

I guess I just assumed since you fell for me that you were a lesbian.
So you can see yourself having sex with the guy?
I saw a guy guessing a girl’s weight for prizes.
My life is not a movie. You are not a director anf you cannot fast forward.
I fell in love with my best friend and I finally got the guts to tell her and everything got weird and now she can’t wait for me to fall in love with someone else. But everytime I look at her I get that sour feeling and my stomach gets these I think I’m gonna barf feelings and as much as I want then to go away I kinda don’t.

I really wanted that stuffed banana.
For what? Being the school’s slut?
What do you think you’re doing, Nancy Drew?

6.5/10

Greys 11.01. Greys 11.02. SVU 16.01. SVU 16.02. SVU 16.02. Castle 7.01. Castle 7.02. Parenthood 6.01. Parenthood 6.02. Castle 7.01. Castle 7.02. Downton Abbey 5.01. How to Get Away With Murder 1.01. How to Get Away With Murder 1.02. How to Get Away With Murder 1.03. The Simpsons 26.01. Scandal 4.01. Scandal 4.02. Nashville 3.01. Nashville 3.02. Nashville 3.03. The Good Wife 6.01. Thw Good Wife 6.02. The Good Wife 6.03. Faking it 2.01. Faking it 2.02

30 Tuesday Sep 2014

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The fall season has finally started. Every year I get out of my ways to try to find something to occupy myself with during the summer break and this year wasn’t any different. Thank God the shows are back and I have 14 of them this semester. Since it’s a massive post, let’s get on with it. Since I’ve misplaced my notes when moving three times in one week, Bones, Revenge, American Horror Story, Bad Judge and the rest of the episodes will be posted tomorrow.

Parenthood 6.01

I’m starting off with Parenthood, as it’s in it’s final season, which is something NBC won’t let me forget. Do I really need to here ‘Parenthood’s farewell season’? in every promo. It aches too much. But back to the premiere, why does Julia have a new guy when there’s just 13 episodes left? Shouldn’t she be happy with Joel? Vegas was an excellent idea, especially Sarah being the one celebrating Zeek’s birthday with him, but what was up with Adam undermining her constantly? I didn’t cry till Kristina welcomed Max to her school.

Your mother must be thrilled.
Sarah’s taking Zeek to Vegas.
Any person can come in.
Dad that’s not what he’s asking.
I felt like I had a great hand.
Hell yeah I’ve been drinking. This is Vegas for God’s sake.
With my second least qualified sibling? How can you, Adam?
This family is sick.
Now we’re like old. We’re real life grown ups, dude.
Max Braverman, welcome to Chambers Academy.
I’m pregnant.

10/10

Parenthood 6.02

So I wasn’t imagining it when Amber got into bed with Ryan at the hospital then. I thought I imagined it. I was complaining about them not showing us Sarah’s reaction last week, but I got all I needed. I never know how much of this show is scripted and how much is actors killing it, but Lauren Graham’s reaction was everything I needed and more. ‘How?’ was the right question we all hoped she’d ask. Do not get me started on Julia and this new guy. Come on, guys you have to have photography elective and get Hank and Sarah to teach, please. ‘My autistic needs are not being met. Nora agrees.’ We missed Max. Who’s Janis Joplin? Just when I forgot Sydney’s a brat. Nora is so grown up, shouldn’t she be 2? ‘What’s your motivation?’ ‘Being cute?’ Oh, that’ll get you far in life. Kudos to Parenthood writers for not trying to pull a ‘grandpa’s in his mid 60s’ storyline. I can’t stand when shows try to convince us that parents have their kids in early twenties. Late 30s and early 40s always seem more accurate, than a married 23 year old father. ‘Can you sign a form stating that this counts as my art elective?’ ‘That’s absurd, I cannot do that.’ ‘Then I’m not singing. Im not singing.’ That is not cute, that’s a way to humiliate yourself for your family, so, for a good cause. Nice knowing you is definitely not something any doctor would say, but fits right in. Sarah and Hank trying to figure out how Amber and Ryan had sex considering he was in a full body casket is the highlight of this episode. ‘We would have heard something.’ Driving privileges, Zeek? I don’t agree with Sarah that she let Amber down with an ‘Oh’. Any other reaction at that point would not be appropriate, ‘freezing’ like Sarah did or going ballistic on her for getting pregnant at 22 seems just right. Many girls would die to have a mother this understanding. The heart monitor didn’t go off, cause apparently it’s perfectly normal to take the edge off one way or another. ‘He was in traction maybe it helps.’ No, no Sarah this is the point. Hank’s reaction is all mine would have been in this case. Adam is hilarious these past few seasons, nothing better than a person cracking up during their own jokes. ‘You be quiet, I’ll do the talking.’ ‘Wait till you see my review on yelp.’ And Kristina is back, welcome to season 6. Plus the guy clearly eats too much gluten. I just hope the Grahams will take care of Sydney, as a few comments like this at that age, a few screw ups, parents’ high expectations and an eating disorder guaranteed. Adam has to show he’s better than Sarah and Crosby. ‘What’s his name?’ Exactly. Adam please, you’re not better that the rest of the Bravermans. ‘You check that email’ and bagging the groceries is all I need in a show to make me feel better. ‘She just said no questions, how do you stay married?’ Wow, Crosby, remember when you were annoying in the first seasons. ‘To have all the dietary requirements met.’ ‘I just wish you weren’t doing it now.’ Excellent, that sounds more like something a mother would say it this situation and yes, Amber hasn’t thought of how hard it is. And Adam was right, Crosby can’t do this. ‘It’s an elective surgery I elect not to have it.’ Adam’s going to cook. ‘It better be photography.’ ‘I can’t wait to do it with the whole band.’ ‘No no I like fire.’ ‘This is not art, this is slave labour, you can be arrested for this.’ That is exactly how parents and kids coexist, arguing and screaming at each other. ‘Try the filling, it sucks.’ Yep and that’s how birthday’s look. Sarah’s all clueless. ‘So what is going on.’ ‘I want one.’ ‘Then you can use this one.’ ‘He’s not in the best health right now’, ouch. Camille can’t say anything to Zeek or he’ll what, leave her? All the kids are telling him to get the surgery, but Camille just waits for them to convince him.

10/10

Greys 11.01

Not the show’s best premiere, probably least favorite, but still a 10. Already missing Cristina, Richard is not telling he’s the father. Amelia moves to Seattle. Derek is being McDreary and flashbacks are not quite good enough. They changed the girl, of course they did we met little Meredith back in season 5, she’s almost a teen now. The one in five looked exactly like Ellen Pompeo, this one, has a wig, as in that’s all we know about her at this point. But what is up with two cancer teens having sex in the car and Mer/Owen/Maggie letting it fall on them during the storm? Yep, completely casual. Must be Shondaland.

She told me it was time to play the quiet game.
I might have told her I forgot my doll. I loved that doll so much. It killed me to leave it behind.
It’s funny isn’t it? The way memory works. The things you can’t quite remember and the things you can never forget.
Amelia hears ‘Last night I found out I have a daughter.’ Of course she does I had a feeling someone from the hospital’s would be there, forgot Amelia joined Seattle.
Page Yang. Page Pierce. And Grey.

10/10

Greys 11.02

Great portrait of the character we already grew to hate.

Grown woman having her parents their only friends. I approve.
And you solve the puzzle.
People are a harder puzzle.
Willis. Milton. Watson. Why cannot she remember her name? Witton.
Jo is short for Josefine, not for Joanne. Did not see it coming.
Please let me die.
Nice, Maggie getting Karev fired.
Zola saying hi to Maggie.
Isn’t that gonna get cold.
I’m really killing it today.
I’m sorry is everyone in the room somehow related?
Amelia’s reaction to the above.
Meredith Grey has an adoptive daughter.
She adopts a kid, her mother gives one up.
You’re off my service.
You’re nice and full of crap.
Doctor Blabbermouth.
I love you. No one has ever called my brother the other doctor Shepherd.
She had to register that thing to put music on it. Someone has already said it on Greys.
I like her.
Way to embarass your kid.
It was incredibly cheesy and I loved it, thank you.
I feel like I’m missing out. I mean I don’t want a stroke, but I’d like to get close.
They’re all very all together and I got a little mess.
When I find a puzzle It’s very hard for me to put it down.
Pierce, you’re letting her die.
Doctor Pierce just slow coded her patient. She let that woman die.
Grey took her side.
My mother was Ellis Grey.

10/10

SVU 16.01

Good continuance, not best case.The new detective looks like a paedophile, good choice. Super trustworthy.

Who are you? I asked for someone experienced and sensitive.
Are you stupid enough to threaten Detective Benson.
Somebody’s cleaning the house.
This is Seargant Benson. Shots were fired at the playground.
You sent me the Virgin Maria.
Yeah, save it sister.

Also, perfect use of Kat Dahlia’s song. Very relatable, not only because I’m 21 and my family’s job and money problems are the source of my stress all day and night long. Made me download a few more. Have you heard Mirror? All I’m saying.

‘I’m young, twenty one. Living in a crazy world.’
‘And this recession’s so depressin
My parents don’t stop stressin
Just hopin I learned all their lessons
And I’m paying rent, food, clothes, phone, christmas presents
6 shots in, I’m just countin all my blessings’
‘No days off baby I ain’t restin’

9/10

SVU 16.02

I hope this season we will finally find out what happen to Rollins in Atlanta. Amanda clearly did not want to see her ex boss. What did deputy do to Amanda? Why did she have to leave? For the first time Amanda used the phrase ‘From personal experience, hinting yet again, that she has been a victim in the past. But this week, a weak case.
He’s not a hero, he’s a rapist.
From personal experience, pretending things didn’t happen, doesn’t make them go away.
Remind me why you’re SVU?

6/10

SVU 16.03

Amanda Bynes’s case meets every teen star’s attempt to make it while being harassed by the bosses and falling a victim to exploitation. Might call it a true inside to what a life of a teen star looks like and an excellent case. Ron Rifkin is back as a defender.

It’s like my mother telling me I’m the only one who can mop the floor.
She did have an encounter with a 15 year old.
Start checking ID.
I guess he wants to be traumatised again.
Sexual tourism.

10/10

Downton Abbey 5.01

One of the three shows that leave me thinking, along with Parenthood and How to Get Away with Murder. The entire episode focuses on Moseley’s hair. Cora remains my favorite character, god the compassion that woman has. Mary or Edith would have her fired, not to mention the man of the house.

Why the lamentation?
Avoiding one’s friends. That’s the real test.
Daughters in law and how to survive them.
You look very latin all of a sudden.
Cora all please tell me.Two parties in one day’s too much for me.
What happened to Moseley’s hair?
She’s not allowed to that opinion.
Principles are like prayers. Noble of course, but awkward at a party.
Lady Mary not so lady like.
Lady Edith chose to set fire to her room.

10/10

Castle 7.01

Kate running to the car in the wedding dress.
What are Alexis and Martha doing at the scene.
Kate panicking while the guy is crushing the car.
Your father will be here before you know it.
Kate thinking Castle brought her coffee.
Kate doing what she does best, solving the case, the same way she solved her mothers, by posting photos and notes to the window.
Just when I start liking Alexis again, she goes all stuck up med student on us and uses sentences like ‘Why hasn’t he regained consciousness.’ Not medical really, but a simple Why isn’t he awake from a concerned loving daughter would suit here more.The amnesia story line. Do we really want to go there?
He was shot a few weeks ago?
What was he doing? Camping. That can’t be right.
My reaction to You have been missing for two months is best described by what the f?!
You never wrote a book called Tropical Storm, Castle. Cute and compelling.
To my amazing mother, wonderful daughter and the love of my life.

9/10

Castle 7.02

I might have been writing the notes to this episode at work, but I cannot explain how come I gave this episode a 10 and cannot remember more than three scenes of the twenty I wrote down.

I’m not gonna give them my phone number.
I’ve always loved you, always.
I think I have a crazy theory for you.

10/10

How to Get Away With Murder 1.01

Or as I prefer to call it Hhow to get away with murder
Day 1 and you’re unprepared
From the waitlist
Did she do it?
They killed her
The weapon
What does Katie Findley study
She asked to burn an old rug for her?
He got in
Jinglebells
Eye
they killed the husband

6/10

How to Get Away With Murder 1.02

Good luck proving it
Laurel, speak up more. I like your ideas.
Oh thank god, Liza finally showing what she can.
he’s a hunter. He knows how to kill.
Paris being slaughtered to death at the bench.
Okay, I don’t like this part.
They arrested Katie.
Rebecca killed the sor’s husband.

4/10

How to Get Away With Murder 1.03

Shut up and learn.
Hooker mom turned out to me bomb mom. I freaking love this job.
We were fasting. That’s called food deprivation.
I’m not concerned if you’re comfortable.
The bonfire. That’s our alibi.
Smile or go to jail.
Please clean your mess.
See the pile.
She’s my next door neighbour.
Have you located your client?
Your client just confessed.

8/10

The Simpsons 26.01

Come on Milhouse, don’t pretend you’re asleep.
Popcorn.
Then we go to some more permissive parents.
Your nose is red cause embarassed to be seen with you.
Every muscle, till I’m a supermodel.
Shut up, children.
Yes yes, buy the house.
I want you to binge watch.
Where’s my whisky flask.
Pour. Helga.
With me it’s easier to say which one’s aren’t hookers.

5.5/10

Scandal 4.01

The only premiere, that took my breath away. Every character is in a completely different place than they were when we left them. Bones left me speechless and furious at the same time, but this was actually interesting, as in comparison to literally all else.

Harrison’s dead.
OPAA completely empty.
What happened to OPAA?
She sent suggestive selfies. Oh Huck.
Next customer.
Mellie in bathrobe with cereal.
Portia De Rossi joins the cast.
Wives, mothers, people like that.
There’s no ‘and associates’.
You’re working at the white house now?
You abandoned Harrison. What kind of a gladiator that makes you?
Son of a bitch.
The time you killed 3 people?
Mellie’s washing her hair. She’s not brushing it, but it’s clean.
How do I choose the box to bury my friend in?
They’re not Abby and Huck anymore.
I need an ambulance.
That sounds rehearsed.
I am Randy. Randy doesn’t hope.
Mellie laying at her son’s grave.
He’s a rapist. He’s a sexual predator.
We’ve seen this more than thousand times.
When a man grabs you, you remember every single detail.
It’s the intern.
Everyone showed up at the funeral.
I won’t try to kill myself, I’m not you.
I’ll add it to the list. Dead son, missing mistress, Mellie’s rape, Fitz’s suicide.
Are we gladiators or are we bitches?
Women being harassed at work.

Scandal 4.02

The first lady would like her chips.
This photo of you looking crazy is in every paper in America.
And David did not get the part.
I call it winning.
Abby killed it.
And my lovely, amizingly strong wife, Mellie.
Mellie stood up first.
Pearls.
Mellie’s breakdown.
4.5/10

Nashville 3.01

Luke punched Deacon, and yet Rayna chose Luke. Better yet, Juliette is pregnant and a road trip that made no sense.

I guess timing really is everything.
How am I supposed to tell you I want mom to marry Deacon and not Luke.
I know he’s the safe choice.
No painful memories.
Tell me you don’t feel that and I’ll let go.
You know where you’re going? Yeah, home.
Rayna can we have a shot of the ring?

7.5/10

Nashville 3.02

As exciting as this is you my wanna do sth nicer than siting here staring at the window.
You liked this song yesterday.
That was yesterday. Today I don’t like it. Can we just change the station?
I also remember standing on this carpet when daddy kicked me out when I was 16.
How did he get Rayna bumped to number two.
This can’t be a all male label.
Rules are different now.
Why didn’t you just say something? Why didn’t you fight for her?
I’ll still be here when you open your eyes.
How could she not have chosen you?
I’d love it to be you so badly.
Me too, sweetie. Me too.
Laura Benanti joined the cast.
It’s not a cowrite. It’s your song.
Did he just call her fat.
Deacon can’t leave Luke’s tour.
Rayna’s 1 year tour.
How do you think it went. It was terrible.
Don’t forget to smile for the cameras.
The camera’s weird close ups.
I don’t know who I am right now.
Thank you for bringing me back. It’s the right thing.
I guess you were right before, fantasy doesn’ exist.
The music buissness is your thing, not mine.
I need to spend a little time just being Tendy Hampton and see if I like it.
Oh just shut up.
This time.
Oh my God, It’s not Jeff’s.

10/10

Nashville 3.03

I guess I’m not the me person to yy anymore.
Ii’m in the bathroom can you just hold on and give me a little provacy.
If you’re satisfied with the message press 1. To delete press 2.
I love you dad.
That does not work for me at all.
You what are you singing?
Words.
Deacon asked you to marry him and you said no. Why didn;t you just give him a chance.
In what world did it seem appropriate for you to tell our daughter that you proposed marriage to me?
Round and round you go.
Well I don’t anymore.
Scarlett will write for other artists?
No short shorts.
Don;t go through my stuff.
That was good.
Of course she went to a party.
She wasn’t clean and she wasn’t true.
Maddie just left with some guy and Scarlett saw them.
Because trust me your night was about to get a gell lot worse.
Stick tou your reality show cause your carrier is over.
That’s a big part of what makes you an artist. And it’s a blessing, but It’s also a curse. Cause that is what we do. We feel. Very deeply all over the town. The best way for people like us to deal with all their feelings is to write them down.

10/10

The Good Wife 6.01

Kalinda, she needs to come with me.
I bring in prestige and 38 million.
I thought Chicago was corrupted. Can’t you just steal more?
Which intern is not wearing panties?

10/10

The Good Wife 6.02

I’m going to Florrick Agos.
We are now Florrick Agos and Lockhart.

10/10

The Good wife 6.03

Mrs Florick is here.
Thank you Nora. Your precognitive powers amaze me.
Some indian woman told him.

6.5/10

Faking it 2.01

Mother’s so happy she’s straight, she’ll allow anything.
No judgment, no judgement at all.
This is America, we’re all entitled to our secrets.
You slept with a boy. That means you’re straight.
No it means I’m confused.
If you could be with a boy why wouldn’t you? It’d be so much easier.
For me or for you?

4/10

Faking It 2.02

Do you secretly have a crush on your bff.
Now let’s just get out of our clothes and into some sweats.
My face is doing this because I really need to pee.
Ocupied.
And he’s a veterinerian. I’m just fucking with you. He’s a pediatitian. He’s a mortitian.
I dare you to kiss Amy for 60 seconds. With tounge.
I’m not into backhair and I’m guessing you’ve got a lot.
Have you ever masturbated thinking about Karma?
I don’t wanna play anymore.
Sister talk.

4.5/10

 

 

Fall TV Season

18 Wednesday Sep 2013

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I am so ready for the fall season to start. I hope I will be able to mourn Dexter but still get excited about other shows. I have made my peace with The Big C ending and Cathy dying. I still haven’t seen the finale of Private Practice, I’m still too fragile to say goodbye. I am waiting for some special occasion, but yesterday was my 20th birthday and the finale was right there on my dvr and I chose to watch earlier episodes of the season instead. I’m starting to think I’ll never be ready. I just think It needs to be a special day, and I simply haven’t had one since January. I miss Addie and Violet and seeing Kate and Amy on my screen. I hate that so many of my shows are ending, like I haven’t had enough changes. I have said goodbye to The Big C, I still haven’t recovered from The Killing cancelletion. I truly don’t feel like starting a new show. There are too many changes and disappointments in my life right now. Private Practice, The Big C ended. Dexter ends in 2 days. Go On, not the best, but my favorite new show of the fall 2012 got cancelled. The Killing, a great show that I have started watching less than 2 months ago got cancelled. Camp, a cute and fun summer show won’t probably make it and a half of the shows I watch don’t come back till January. I was desperate to find a new show to fill this empty space and started watching shows I promised I never would and there are only two shows still on air that I love unconditionally and never fail to surprise me. And I hate that. I hate changes, feeling like I’ve failed at life and have no purpose and most of all, I hate being an adult.

Index of all the films reviewed on this blog.

08 Sunday Sep 2013

Posted by Joanne in amy brenneman, Ellen Pompeo, Jodie Foster, Julianne Moore, Kate Walsh, Kelli Giddish, Laura Linney, Mariska Hargitay, movies, Naomi Watts, Rachel Griffiths, Sally Field, Stana Katic

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Index, starting with the latest and ending with the oldest. All the films reviewed since October 2010. I will make an alphabetical index soon.

Vera. Jury Duty. Defiance. Joy Division. The Perfect Husband. The Laci Peterson Story. Converstations with Other Women. A Case of You. All Roads Lead to Rome

The Girl in the Book. Lions for Lambs. Gone. My Sweet Audrina. Admission. Charlie’s Farm. Containment. The Abandoned.

Fathers and Daughters. Anesthesia. Miss You Already. Max. The Barefoot Executive. Bushwacked. The 33. Vacation. Wicked Little Things. The Killing Room. Charming Christmas. Indigenous. Jamie Marks is Dead.

Me and Earl and The Dying Girl. House Arrest. The Little Rascals. I Spit on Your Grave 3. Hocus Pocus. Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials. Shutter. Window Wonderland.

Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead. Paper Towns. The Man Who Knew Too Little. When Calls the Heart. Hidden. The Visit. The Gift. The Gallows. Sharknado 3

Driving Miss Daisy. Bad Santa. The Pacifier. Apollo 13. The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants 2. Because I said so. Kon-Tiki. The Hand that Rocks the Cradle. The Clearing. Sweet November. Plots with a View. Lucky 13.

Little Miss Sunshine. This is Where I Leave You. The Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood. The Myth of the Fingerprints. Titus. The Assault. My Sister’s Keeper. Evan Almighty. Violet & Daisy. Annabelle. The Purge 2 : Anarchy. Deliver Us from Evil. Poat Grad. Mr Woodcock.

The Help. Everybody’s All American. The Babadook. Take Shelter. Night and the City. The Guilt Trip. Before I Go to Sleep. If I Stay. As Above, So Below. Snakes on a Plane. Ouija. Horrible Bosses. Into the Storm. The Turning. Stage Fright.

Now And Then. The Manchurian Candidate. The Proposition. The Maze Runner. Child’s Play 3. The Dorm

Spy. The Fault in Our Stars. Tomorrowland. Insidious 3. Recess: School’s Out.

Clouds of Sils Maria. Clockwatchers. Manglehorn. Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion.

Delivery Man. Bad Words. Lemon Tree Passage. The Alphabet Killer.

Little Birds. Cape Fear. The Secret Lives of Dorks. Swiss Family Robinson

Hope Floats. American Reunion. Independence Day. Parental Guidance. Yours, mine and ours. Friday the 13th. Friday the 13th Remake. It Follows

Flash of Genius. Heller in Pink Tights. Ghosts of the Abyss. Nightwatch. Mixed Nuts. Grease 2. The Bling Ring. Jesse Ston: Thin Ice. First Daughter.

Recess: Taking the Fifth Grade. American Pie. Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit. Who is Clark Rockefeller? Rachel Getting Married. The Wedding Pact

Welcome to the Dollhouse. At Middleton. The Calling. Mom’s Night Out. The Family Stone. Babysitter’s Black Book. Nothing Like the Holidays.

Birdman. Cake. Paddington. Alexander and the Horrible Terrible Not so Good Nad Very Bad Day. The Gambler. Adult World. The Notebook. The Best of Me. Dear John.

The Theory of Everything. Boyhood. The Imitation Game. Unbroken. Whiplash. Big Eyes. Into the Woods. Selma. Inherent Vice.

The Goonies. The Apartment. Jaws. The Social Network. Along Came A Spider. Death Valley. Wind Chill.

Gone Girl.

Mockingjay Part 1.

Philadelphia. Quartet. The Painted Veil. When Harry Met Sally. Down and Out in Beverly Hills. Fireflies in the Garden. Evil Dead. Evolution. Sixteen Candles. Pregnancy Pact. Body of Evidence. Octane. Mirror Mirror. Life-Size. Prosecuting Casey Anthony. The Cat in the Hat.

The Heat. Europa Europa. Blue is the Warmest Color. Standing Up. Speed. Speed 2. Freaky Friday. Children of Men. Freedomland. Very Good Girls. Dead End. Stuck in Love. Miss Congeniality. Miss Congeniality 2. The Haunting in Connecticut 2. A Daughter’s Nightmare. Peace, Love & Misunderstanding. All About Steve. Texas Chainsaw 3. The Possession. Oculus. Candleshoe. All about Steve. But I’m a Cheerleader. Consent. G.B.F. Tarzan. Starving in Suburbia. Haunt. Blindness. Excision.

Absolute Power. The Details. Beyond the Poseidon Adventure. Sometimes They Come Back Again. Thinner. Cat’s Eye. Inside Man. Twelve Monkeys. The Governor’s Daughter. Closet Land. Being Flynn. The Big Lebowski. Marie and Bruce.

Howards End. The Bridges of Madison County. Ironweed. Inside Daisy Clover. Eastern Promises. Out of Africa. The Last Picture Show. All is Lost. Deliverance. Timepiece. Silkwood. The French Lieutenant’s Woman. Non-Stop. The Assassination of Richard Nixon. Acceptance. Fireflies in the Garden. The Ladies Club. Vacancy.

The Way We Were. The Electric Horseman. An Unfinished Life. Ordinary People. Educating Rita.

The Good Student. I Know What You Did Last Smmer. Flirting. Helter Skelter. The Crush. Unlawful Entry. Helter Skelter. Can’t Buy Me Love. The Babysitter. The Crush. The Simpsons : The Longest Daycare. Frozen. Monsters, inc. Toy Story 3. Dear Dumb Diary. Lipstick.

Captain Phillips. Dallas Buyers Club. August Osage County. Saving Mr Banks. 12 Years a Slave. Her. The Wolf of Wall Street. American Hustle. Revenge. Blink. China Moon. Private Lives of Pippa Lee.

The Prize Winner of Defiance Ohio. A Map of the World. Laws of Attraction. Don Jon. Carrie. Next. Rommates. The Shipping News. Diana. Mysterious Skin. The Best Little Girl in the World. Clueless. Kramer vs Kramer. Gravity. Say anything. Girls just want to have fun. Loverboy. Ice Princess. While you were sleeping. Arthur Christmas. Trust the Man. The Sounds of Music Live Musical.

Ellie Parker. Catching Fire. The Outsider. The Shaft. King Kong. Bermuda Triangle. My father the hero. I heart chuckabees. Movie 43. Children of the corn IV. Tank Girl. The Others. A wish upon the star. Pretty Persuasion. Eden Lake. Jewtopia.

Saving Private Ryan. Heavenly Creatures. 3096 Tage. Fast times at Ridgemont High. Adore. The Girl. Jaws 2. Carrie. We Were Soldiers. Mary and Martha. Avenging Angelo. Bad Girls. Short Cuts. The Addams Family. The Addams Family 2. Crazy in Alabama. Curse of Chucky. Resident Evil 2. Revolutionary Road. Vampires. House of cards. White Squall. The Way Way Back. Cherry Falls. The Happening. The Sleepwalking Killings. The Blue Eyed Butcher. Static. Ramona and Beazus. Pora Mroku.

The Breakfast Club. Terms of Endearment. Lost and delirious. The Departed. Insidious 2. Mama. Cracks. We’re the Millers. You’re Next. Don’t say a word. I Spit On Your Grave 2. The Interpreter. Something Borrowed. License to Wed. Resident Evil. Made of Honour. Perfume: The story of a murderer. A Fish called Wanda. This Means War. Scary Movie 5. Albino Farm. Train. Fun Size. Liz & Dick. Dark Tide. Kraken.

The English Teacher. What Maisie Knew. Children of a Lesser God. Restless Virgins. Blow Dry. Me myself I. Hotel New Hampshire. Mental. Muriel’s Wedding. Maverick. The Conjuring. Elysium. Trespass. The Departiate. The Descendants. Frequency. The Suicide Shop. Simpsons The Movie. Frankenweenie. Easy. The Space Between.

Lincoln. Silver Linings Playbook. Not Without My Dayghter. Mrs Doubfire. Catch Me If You Can. Sinister. Nine Miles Down. Taken 2. The Assassins. Losing Isaiah. Unknown. The Cave. Freshman Fall. Little Black Book. Girl Fight. The Internship. Rogue. Bunnyman.

Stoker. Contact. Hitchcock. The Laramie Project. Anna and the king. Smokey and the Bandit. The conjuring. The Purge. The Call. The Big Wedding. World War Z. World traveler. The Lost World: Jurassic Park. Benny and Joon. Monsters University. Enchanted. Snow White and the huntsman. Hangover 3. Spring Breakers.

The End of The Affair. Hannibal. Psycho. Crazy. Stupid. Love. Savage Grace.

Midnight Cowboy. Lost in Translation. The Kids Are All Right. The Truman Show. Martha Mary Marcy Marlene. Sala Samobójców The Suicide Room

The Morning After. The China Syndrome. Interiors. Testament. The Day After Tomorrow. Missing. Fargo. Capote. The Graduate. Megan is Missing.

They shoot horses, don’t they? Les Miserables. The Impossible. Hyde Park on Hudson. Jindabyne. Maze. Coming Home. Tommy. The face on the Milk Carton. On the Edge of Innocence. Daughters. Confessions of a Go-Go girl. Why my daughter? Selling innocence.

Trust. Poker House. The Perfect Family. The Prime of Miss Joan Brodie. Sinister. The Hunger Games. Eye for an Eye. Punchline. Kika. The Perks of Being A Wallflower. Augusta, Gone. The House at the End of the Street. The Pitch Perfect. Beyond the Blackboard. ATM. The Crazies. Underground The Julian Assange Story. Mom at Sixteen.

Born on the 4th of July. Klute. Chloe. Schinler’s List. Loving Annabelle. Far From Heaven. Magnolia. A Single Man. The Unforgotten. Shelter. The New Daughter. Game Change. Elevator.

Hilary and Jackie. The Hours. Carnage. The Beaver. Little Man Tate. Foxes. The Iron Lady. Erin Brockovich. North Country. Frozen River. Winter’s Bone. In the Bedroom. Plain Truth. Breathless. The Grey. Dead Man Walking.

Steel Magnolias. Enter Nowhere. Sybil. Carriers. Detention. The Art of Getting By. The 19th Wife. Brake. The Awakening. Doubt. Funny Games US. The Hunt for the Unicorn Killer. Mulholland Drive. World Trade Center. The Accused. Taxi Driver. Nell. The Dangerous Lives of the Altar Boys. Flight Plan. The Little Girl Who Lives Down The Lane. The Brave One.

Secretary. A Lonely Place To Die. Norma Rae. Painful Secrets. Carjacked. The Yellow Handkerchief. Welcome to the Rileys. The Messagner. The Woman in Black. Panic Room. Chernobyl. The Treatment. Silent House. The Innkeepers. I Don’t Know How She Does it. New Year’s Eve. Head Of State. The Party Never Stops: Diary of a Binge Drinker. Invention of Lying. Piranha 3DD.

Very Annie Mary. Cabin in the Woods. Hell. Beautiful Kate. Seven Below. Off The Map. Lake Placid. Butterfly On a Wheel. History of Violence. Answers to Nothing. Blood Runs Cold. Kaboom.

Cold Creek Manor. Devil. Anonymous. The Human Stain.

Feast of love. For Lovers Only. Stiletto. Bond of Silence. Angel’s Crest. Remember Alice Bell?

Dream House. Contagion. Hidden 3D. 21 grams. Stay.

Kinsey. You can Count on Me. Squid and the Whale. The Mystic River. The Savages. P.S. The Other Man.

Downloading Nancy. Things You Can Tell Just by Looking at Her. Mother and child. Shark Night. The Runaways.

Valentine’s Day. PuppetMaster. Life as we know it. Gifted Hands. 27 dresses. Easy A. Anacondas Haunting for the Blood Orchid. The Resident. Conviction. Chopping Mall. Insidious. Step Up 3. The Amityville Horror. Village of the Damned. Jawbreaker. 30 days of night. Triangle. Frozen. Stake Land. The Shrine. The Reef. The Ruins. Case 39. Final Destination 5. The Betrayed. Choose. Held Hostage. Derailed. Piranha. When a stranger calls. The quiet. Speak. She fought Alone. Eat Pray Love. Rec. Quarantine. Mr. and Mrs. Killer. Road Train. Don’t be afraid of the Dark.

I Saw the Devil. Harry Potter 7 part 2. Monsters. Somewhere. Tomorrow when the war began. Old school. Cyberbully. Moonlight Mile. Daredevil. Fright Night. Night Fright. Sleepaway Camp. Super 8. I spit on your grave. Descent. Creepshow. Descent 2. Last House on the Left. Last House on the Left remake.

Hanna. Black Swan. Rest stop. The Strangers. Secret Window. The Age of Innocence. The Uninvited. The Hills Run Red. Valentine. The Mesmerist. Alice Sweet Alice. Pleasantville. Maniac. Devils rejects. Night of living dead. Basket Case. Grinhouse, Planet Terror. Sugar and Spice. Melancholia. Larry Crowne. Donnie Darko. Soul Surfer. Bubble Boy. Odd Girl Out. Saw 5. Minority Report. Ice Cream Man. The Haunting In Connecticut.

Dead Silence. Fame. Water for elephants. Pirates of the Caribbean 4. Evil Dead. Silence of the lambs. Exorcism of Emily Rose. An American Haunting. The Orphan. The Ward.

Scre4m. Just Go with It. The Switch. Little Nicky. Red Eye. Ghost World. Cursed. The Dark. The Husk. My soul to Take. Lymelife. Broken. Butcher House. Imagine me and You. The Haunting. Hatchet. Blair Witch Project. Lost things.

How Do You Know? Hit and Run. Amusement. Insane. The Cycle. Glory Road.

Boogeyman. It’s kind of a funny story. Birds. I Spit on your Grave. Tourist. Harry Potter 7.

Black Christmas. Happy Hell Night. Slaughter High. Under the Tuscan Sun. The Heat. Nancy Drew. Santa Claus 3. The Proposal.

American Psycho, The Shortcut, Night of the Demons, Asylum

Ring. Ring 2. Silent Hill. Grunge. Flock.

Daylight. Wit. 88 minutes.

Not Another Teen Movie, Repulsion, Forget Me Not, Prayers for Bobby, 4.3.2.1, Antichrist

Hills Have Eyes, Resident Evil, Legion

Grey’s Anatomy 9.12 Grey’s Anatomy 9.13 Bones 8.12 Bones 8.13 SVU 14.12 Shameless 3.02 Shameless 3.03 Revenge 2.11 Go On 1.13 Castle 5.12 Pretty Little Liars 3.16 Pretty Little Liars 3.17 Suburgatory 2.10 Carrie Diaries 1.02 Carrie Diaries 1.03

03 Sunday Feb 2013

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Grey’s Anatomy 9.12

Owen screaming at Karev to stab Arizona in her foot. Kevin’s face killed me. That was spectacular, so was the Cristina and the poor orphans scene during the gathering.

9/10

Grey’s Anatomy 9.13

The beginning, with everyone confused and the cameras and Bailey rocking that practice and Grey being better than her, and Chief not wanting to cooperate, was much better than the rest.

5/10

Bones 8.12

bones was absolutely amazing! but hodgins and angela are broke now! why didn’t pelant empty brennan’s account?

9/10

Bones 8.13

I cried at the end. Bones’s ‘Not my problem’ answer was great.

7/10

SVU 14.12

‘We’re not judging you.’

Amaro hates gays, why the hell is he working at SVU then? I just needed one thing to understand why I never liked him and this may be it.

8/10

Shameless 3.02

Shameless is back to its best, incredible episode. ‘Well, that’s a piece of shit anyway.’
‘It’s like I said, the only way to make money when you’re poor is to steal it or scam it, but hey, let me know if the rules are changing.’

10/10

Shameless 3.03

‘I don’t excuse you, you sick bitch. I don’t excuse you ’cause you’re hot or ’cause you’re blonde or ’cause of what you’ve got between your legs. You see that? They’re digging your grave. And u want to b gone bfore they get down to 6 feet. How’s it goin’, boys? Tick-tock, kid fucker.’

‘This house is so quiet.’ ‘Kids! Breakfast!’ ‘Jeez, Fiona.’ ‘This shit is all in your head, V. This house ain’t quiet.’

‘No shit?’ ‘No shit.’ ‘No shit?’

‘Only one coupon per customer.’ ‘It doesn’t say that. I have four coupons! I dug through the neighbours’ trash to get them!’

‘Just stay here and bag the groceries.’ ‘We didn’t pay.’ ‘She said we could have ’em.’

‘I’d be happy to give you a coupon for a free ham.’ ‘That’d be great.’

‘The kid’s already a half-wit. U want 2 give him autism too? Now close your mouth before someone considers it an invitation, and pour me a goddamn drink.’

‘That kid’s just got cancer. Hymie’s mentally deficient. That’s a permanent condition.’ ‘You should know, Frank.’

‘Why didn’t you stab him?’ ‘Stab him with what?’ ‘You ride the city bus without a knife?’

‘I’ll file a report, but…’ ‘But what? Nobody cares about a pervert on a bus?’

‘Dude wanted a blow in exchange for a job, giving new meaning to blow job. You grow up in tis house, you think that nothing can shock you anymore and then.’

‘Yo, we’re going to jump a pedophile. You want to come?’ ‘Have fun wailing on the pedophile.’ ‘Is there any way not to?’

‘What the fuck you want?’ ‘Convicted child rapist just moved in down the street.’ ‘Let’s get the boys.’

‘What the fuck is this little parade?’ ‘Kid fucker, next block.’

‘Since when do you…parent? Well, make sure you wash the sheets too, okay? ‘I look like a woman?’

‘That is terrible ugly dress. Your friend, she must not like you very much.’

‘The good news is, the cancer’s in your brain. And you never were much of a thinker, so it probably won’t affect you that much.’

10/10

Revenge 2.11

What I tweeted during Revenge:  Nooooo! Kill Victoria Grayson? No, Aiden, please no!
‘We know he’s trying to save his sister. But who’s the target?’ ‘Victoria. Track his phone before it’s to late.’
‘You think we’ll ever get back to being the people we once were?’ ‘Maybe. Just not tonight.’

7/10

Go On 1.13

Quitting the show, but I’m gonna miss Anne’s ‘I’m listening.’ and her being angry all the time.

3/10

Castle 5.12

wait, so Alexis is still 18? She’s been 18 for two seasons now. It’s 2013, why hasn’t she turned 19 yet?

4/10

Pretty Little Liars 3.16

Most likely the best episode of the show ever. I am so glad Spencer finally knows Toby’s working with Mona.

9/10

Pretty Little Liars 3.17

This second half of season three is surpringly good. Hanna at the lesbian bar and better, her mom asking her if a pink drink is a gay thing and if she wanted to try something new.

Suburgatory 2.10

I am quitting the show, I have given it a lot of second chances and there is nothing that could possibly save this show.

2/10

Carrie Diaries 1.02

I was kind of hoping the second episode would be bad, so I could quit the show, but it was pretty good.

7/10

Carrie Diaries 1.03

The episode was fine, nothing special.

5/10

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Private Practice 6.12

A beautiful episode. Georgia, Caroline and Rachel! And Addie got Henry and Jake! And Violet is gonna write another book and I won’t survive next episode.

10/10

Grey’s Anatomy 9.11

Nooo! What do you mean Seattle Grace goes bankrupt?! Of course the insurance company wouldn’t pay. Nicely played, Shonda.

‘They say ignorance is bliss because once you know, you can’t go back. Will you be strong or will you fall apart? It’s hard to predict, so don’t worry about it. Enjoy the time you have before the news comes. Yep, ignorance is bliss.’

9/10

SVU 14.10

Let it go, Amanda, come on, let’s go.
Liv calls Amanda Georgia Peach.
He said he was gonna make her do it, until she didn’t want it again, to exorcise the demon of sex in her.I’m a dead girl walking, but he could still have a life.
He got the wrong priest, you should let him go.
That’s not the way it works.

10/10

SVU 14.11

A good SVU storyline.

It’s my fault he did, I shouldn’t have told him to stop.
You can say no any time.

8/10

Revenge 2.10

If only we did not have this Jack/the bar storyline and Nolan’s love life we do not care about the show would be perfect. What it needs is more Victoria, more Victoria interacting with Emily and with Conrad. The episode itself was definitely worth watching, the revealing abuse scene was to congratulate. But like I said, Jack and Nolan storylines, that’s a no. Other than that no good quotes, which is just disappointing.

6/10

Go on 1.11

I loved the episodes, many amazing quotes, and Hey Ryan remix killed me. And the intro coming right after this scene was an amazing choice!

If it succeeds, my life has been worth living. If it fails, I’ll be like Yolanda.

Let’s hear it for Mr. K! But not too loud, as we know it sexualized him in the past.

I have nothing. My life has no purpose. I’m just waiting to die. Like Yolanda.

Nothing’s worth it anymore. My life is devoid of meaning or purpose or hope.
What brave emotional honesty. Let’s discuss that further.
No, Ryan has his thing. My despair can wait.

Fausta, honey, there’s been some kind of mistake. You forgot to send me an invitation to the quinceanera.
I didn’t forget. You are not invited.
Wait a minute. Not that I care… I mean, I clearly have way better things to do…Why not?
Because you are… how you say… You are sour, you are difficult. Momento. Sonia wrote a few down for me. You are wet blanket, bummer, buzz kill, bit-cah? How you read?
Bitch.
Yes. That’s good. Bitch.

Well, what happens on the radio is between you and Dan from Burbank. Listen, is there anything I can get you? Coffee, medication, anything to help you avoid another epic meltdown like the last time you were on TV?

Do you experience me as a wet blanket? A bummer?
Anne, you’re kind of catching me off guard here, but yeah.
Fausta didn’t invite me to her niece’s thing. I mean, yes, okay, I’m not all sunshine and rainbows, but my life is hell. I’m basically drowning in a sea of sorrow.
Hard to imagine why she wouldn’t want that at a 15-year-old’s party.
I can be as difficult as I want. My stuff is bigger than hers.
I don’t think she sees it that way.
Why are you defending her? Why aren’t you mad?
Well, I was invited.
What? It never even occurred to me that she would invite you. That’s it. She’s not getting away with this.

Honey, is she bothering you?
What the fuck is this? I don’t want to know.

Anne, what are you doing here?
Shut it, Aladdin. Fausta does not get to exclude me from this. Look there. A completely empty table. All right, out of the way, girls. Widow coming through. Yeah, that’s right. Life ain’t all Justin Bieber and second base.

Now I have to be brave enough to ask, “what’s next?”

911, that’s a sequence of numbers that you should call. The fashion police to talk about that firbucci’s hat there.

Look at her having so much fun with her family and her friends while I sit at the table with my partner, loneliness.

Banana shoes, come. Translate for me. I want to hear what she says about me.
No, don’t sit at the table. It lessens my isolation.

She’s glad that we made it. She loves her niece.
Wow, what an orator. Move over, Abe Lincoln.

Fausta, I’m sorry that you miss your family. I’m sorry I sat at your table. I, uh, I am a bit-cah.
No. It’s okay. You and these people, you help fill my empty table.
How do you do it? How do you smile with so much pain?
You can smile or you can cry. And I choose to smile. You people help.
Come on. Let’s get you fun clothes.
What?
No more sad man suit.
This is a good suit.

Oh, God, look at him.
Are those tears in his beard?
Yeah.
Becoming a better person is such a drag.

Oh, honey, you’re on TV.

10/10

Castle 5.10

6/10

Private Practice 6.11

Amelia’s episode was not special.

5/10

Cougar Town 3.01

Disappointed the show used to be soo good.

3/10

Pretty Little Liars 3.15

Not so bad.

4/10

Suburgatory 2.08

4/10

Grey’s Anatomy 9.10

Yet Shonda killed off another character.

8/10

Revenge 2.11

And we’re back to bad episodes.

4/10

Shameless 3.01

I hate the Jimmy’s storyline.

7/10

Bones 8.10

Okay I have missed Wanda and Buck like crazy!
Sayonara, I don’t even like feet and definitely not when they’re coming off.
Who wants a real life when you can dance.
I love going undercover Because it’s fun and exciting.
I have a lot of stories like that, I’m Wanda.
Booth and I intend to win the rumba competition.
And solve the murder.
Of course that’s the main objective.
I understand Angela and I feels so bad for her.

5/10

Bones 8.11

Bones competing with Clark, yes, but the murder no.

5/10

Carrie Diaries 1.01

Sweet and awesome. I swore not to start another teen show, but the teenage version of me was obsessed with Sex and the City.

8/10

Castle 5.11

I have just realized that epiosdes with Alezis are betterm but enough with the boyfriend storyline. Anyone else wants to see her in trouble?

Major hottie is what you are.
Okay, now that we’ve got that cleared up.
During that investigation Stana loked like from season 2! Other than that, just another case.

4/10

Go On 1.12

4/10

Suburgatory 2.09

Each episode has good and bad moments, never shockingly good.

4/10

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01.06.2011 ‘We need to become doers.’ 2×16 ‘You’re a doer, remember?’ 5×22 (Greys)

5.08.2011 “It’s just… Meredith always makes me think screwed up people have a chance.” (Greys)

9.10.2011 ‘You be wowed, I’ll be drunk.’ (The Big C)

10.11.2011 ‘George is dead and Izzie is gone and we’re all different. We’re different.’ (Greys)

17.12.2011 ‘I thought I was headed in the right direction. My Dark Passenger back behind the wheel. But if I was so sure I knew where I was going…How did I get so lost?’ (Dexter)

23.01.2012 ‘You’re drowning, Grey.’ (Greys)

18.11.2012 ‘You’re a serial killer and I’m more fucked up than you are.’ (Dexter)

7.05.2013 ‘I think my antidepressants just kicked in.’ (The Big C)

10.05.2015 ‘The sad widow is my friend. My best friend.’ (Greys)

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10.10.10 – ‘Like I said, I’m screwed.’ (Greys)

15.04.11 – ‘It’s just a good story.’ (Greys)

22.06.11 – ‘I should have fought for you, Violet.’ (Private Practice)

20.12.11 – ‘I am a father, a son, a serial killer.’ (Dexter)

8.08.12 – ‘You have to pick the girl who lives.’ (The Big C)

5.10.12 – ‘You are my person. You will always be my person.’ (Greys)

10.11.12 – ‘Thirty second dance party. Dance or you’re fired.’ (Greys)

19.02.13 – ‘There’s nowhere on Earth I’d rather be right now.’ (Castle)

29.07.13 – ‘The family that kills together.’ (Dexter)

15.01.15 – ‘Let’s go home.’ (Parenthood)

20.05.2015 – ‘The sad widow is my friend, my best friend.’ (Greys)

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favourite film and tv quotes

‘When I lived in Porpoise Spit, I used to sit in my room for hours and listen to ABBA songs. But since I’ve met you and moved to Sydney, I haven’t listened to one Abba song. That’s because my life is as good as an Abba song. It’s as good as Dancing Queen.’ (Muriel’s Wedding)

‘I used to think about
your life in New York. I tried to imagine your room. I kept track of the time difference, so I  knew when you were awake and when you were asleep.’ (Disobedience)

‘Nothing’s clean, Howard. But we do our best, right?’ (The Aviator)

‘No, I’m not quitting. I don’t quit things.’
‘No, actually you do. Your mother quit your father. Your father quit you. You quit your boyfriend and if I read your hospital chart correctly you quit your life momentarily on a couple of occasions. You quit. It’s what you know how to do.’ (Greys)

‘Where the hell was I that year?’
‘Your were watching television’. (Everybody Loves Raymond)

‘It’s impossible to worry about anything else when there’s blood coming out of you.’
(Short Term 12)

‘I wanted it to happen. And when we were girls… Even then, it was the same. It’s always been this way! I have always wanted it.’ (Disobedience)

‘Sometimes it’s easy, sometimes you play games in your head. You make up someone, someone good.’ (Greys)

‘There comes a moment when our lives change forever. The moment we admit our weaknesses, the moment we rise to a challenge, the moment we accept a sacrifice, or let a loved one go. And sometimes the change in our lives is an answer to our prayers.’ (Desperate Housewives)

‘Yesterday I went to the movies all day by myself. One after the other. I’ve never done that before. I had a really happy day.’ (Doing Time for Patsy Cline)

‘I just need something to happen. I need a sign that things are going to change. I need a reason to go on. I need some hope. And in the absence of hope, I need to stay in bed a feel like I might die today.’ (Greys)

‘She saved me my whole life. Without her, I’m nothing.’ (The Favourite)

‘Don’t wonder why people go crazy. Wonder why they don’t. In face of what we can lose in a day, in an instant, wonder what the hell it is that make us hold it together.’  (Greys)

‘Bree sobbed quietly in the restroom for five miutes, but her husband never knew, because when Bree finally emerged, she was perfect.’ (Desperate Housewives)

‘I am not food, you cannot just eat and eat.’ (The Favourite)

‘I don’t love him.’
‘Of course you do.’
‘No!’
‘Don’t take me for a fool Olive,  I’m many things but I’m not a fool.’
‘I know that, you’re brilliant.’
‘Don’t you see, it’s over. Whatever this is, was, it’s over.’
‘I love You.’ (Professor Marston and the Wonder Women)

‘At the end of the day, the fact that we have the courage to still be standing, is reason enough to celebrate.’ (Greys)

‘Many years ago, a neighbour and a good friend of ours took her life, and that left us all heartbroken and perplexed. But somehow, when I was alone in that hotel room, I forget about all the pain that she caused. In those awful moments, I thought maybe she had the answer.‘ (Desperate Housewives)

‘What happened last year when you fell in the water?’
‘I almost drowned. Do you think I did that for kicks?’
‘You put your hand in a body cavity that contained unexploded ammunition.’
‘I was trying to save a patient!’
‘Why is it that every other person in that room had the sense to hit the deck? You know people run away from this line between life and death. You seem to stand on it and wait for a strong wind to sway you one way or the other. You’re careless with your life. You’re not slitting your wrists but you’re careless. Probably because your mother told you you were a waste of space on this planet. The problem is you believed her. And if you don’t want out one of these days you’re going to die because of it.’  (Greys)

‘This is the street where I used to live and these were the people with whom I shared my life. I met them the day they moved in. And I saw what they brought with them. Beautiful dreams for the future. And quiet hopes for a better life. Not just for themselves, but for their children, too. If I could, would I tell them what lies ahead? Would I warn them of the sorrow and betrayal that lie in store? No. From where I stand now, I see enough of the road to understand how it must be traveled. The trick is to keep moving forward, to let go of the fear and the regret that slow us down and keep us from enjoying a journey that will be over too soon. Yes, there will be unexpected bends in the road, shocking surprises we didn’t see coming, but that’s really the point. Don’t you think?’ (Desperate Housewives)

‘Was your life not working when you let that slip out from under you?’
‘When are you going to stop suggesting that I’m suicidal?’
‘When you start acting like someone that wants to be alive.’
‘Give me my chart.’
‘Why?’
‘Because I’m not suicidal, and if it says that I am, then it’s wrong.’ (Greys)

‘There is nothing wrong with me.’
‘Then show me your arm.’ (Degrassi)

‘Look, my whole life, I have been the freak. The girl who nobody picked for dodgeball. The girl who didn’t have a mom. The girl who dressed funny because it was her dad buying her clothes. And then, tonight I looked at these people, and I thought maybe there’s a future where I don’t have to be a freak. Maybe I can be who I am and that’s okay.’ (Everything Sucks)

‘Dr, I have been this way since…since I can remember. There is no cure.’ (American Horror Story)

‘He was so crazy about me, I couldn’t breathe. So we tried drinking our way back into love, but it never made sense in the morning. So I ran. And every time I came back, he was here. And he was still crazy about me.’ (My Blueberry Nights)

‘Bree van de Kamp had always wanted to live her life with elegance and grace. That is also how she wanted to die. Her plan was to pour herself a glass of her favorite chardonnay, put on her most stylish nightgown and leave behind a note on embossed stationery.’ (Desperate Housewives)

‘All we have is this moment. The future is just a fucking concept that we use to avoid being alive today. So be… here…. now.’ (Six Feet Under)

‘On the train coming here, we were in the same cart, I saw you, you were reading and you feel asleep. I didn’t dare to look at you, you were so beautiful, it was scary. Afterwards,  I couldn’t stop thinking about you. It made me smile. Then I thought of all the men who would get to hold you, who’d make you laugh. How lucky they were.’ (Enemy at the Gates)

‘It was a good day. Maybe even a great day. Even when it was hard, I was the me in my head. There was a moment when I thought I cant do this, I cant do this alone. I close my eyes and imagine myself doing it, and I did, I blocked out the fear, and I did it.’ (Greys)

‘There comes a time when we must expose our weaknesses. When our secrets can no longer remain private, when our solitude can no longer be denied, when our pain can no longer be ignored, but sometimes we feel so alone that a weakness we thought we’d overcome suddenly becomes too strong to fight.’ (Desperate Housewives)

‘Why did you get married, Esti? Why didn’t you just leave? So everything was all right when I left?’
‘No. I was ill.’
‘What sort of ill?’
‘In my head.’
‘If I had to sleep with a man, why not with our best friend?’
‘Oh, Esti…’
‘It hasn’t been a complete disaster.’
‘And that’s enough?! Do you have to have sex every Friday?’
‘It’s expected.’
‘It’s medieval. What happened to you?’
‘Nothing. You happened to me. And then I started teaching and that became important. I give them ambition.’
‘To do what? Push out seven babies and be a good wife?’
‘Don’t. Don’t. I help them to value themselves.’
‘Okay, but what about you?’
‘That is me. And you? Are you happy?’
‘Yes, I am.’
‘Have you been with other women?’
‘No. Not really. And you?’
‘No.’
‘But, Esti… Do you still
only fancy women?’ (Disobedience)

‘OK, then, listen. Let’s not get caught.’
‘What are you talkin’ about?’
‘Let’s keep goin’!’
‘What d’you mean?’
‘Go.’
‘You sure?’
‘Yeah. Yeah.’ (Thelma & Louise)

‘She let me live at Nora’s house. She let me believe that I was a part of their family. I fell in love with that family. What am I supposed to do, just sit there, pretend I’m related to them? I was happy. For the first time in my life I was happy.’ (Brothers and Sisters)

‘You will be left all alone with your bitterness and your rage and your knowledge that you loved her and she loved you and you threw it away for them.’
‘Do you love her?’
‘Yes.’
‘And Have you always?’
‘Yes.’
‘So then ask her.’
‘Olive, will you forgive me?’ (Professor Marston and the Wonder Women)

‘No razors, no scissors, no fucking freedom.’
(Short Term 12)

‘You can’t take a picture of this. It’s already gone.’ (Six Feet Under)

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