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60 Best Episodes of Mid and Spring TV Seasons

12 Friday Jun 2015

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I cut more than 15 episodes that got a 10, so only 60 best make the list.

1. Parenthood 6.13
2. Greys 11.21
3. Parenthood 6.12
4. SVU 16.23
5. Parenthood 6.11
6. Revenge 4.23
7. Parenthood 6.10
8. Revenge 4.13
9. Nashville 3.22
10. Castle 7.23
11. Bates Motel 3.10
12. The Good Wife 6.23
13. Scandal 4.22
14. SVU 16.10
15. Greys 11.24
16. Revenge 4.22
17. Shameless 5.02
18. Bates Motel 3.09
19. Bones 10.17
20. The Good Wife 6.22
21. AHS 4.13
22. Revenge 4.11
23. Secrets and Lies 1.10
24. Greys 11.22
25. Greys 11.23
26. Revenge 4.21
27. Castle 7.20
28. Castle 7.21
29. SVU 16.20
30. Bates Motel 3.08
31. Shameless 5.03
32. The Simpsons 26.11
33. Revenge 4.20
34. Bates 3.07
35. The Good Wife 6.20
36. Scandal 4.21
37. Shameless 5.12
38. SVU 16.18
39. Cougar Town 6.13
40. Bones 10.12
41. Scandal 4.11
42. Greys 11.20
43. Revenge 4.19
44. Nashville 3.17
45. The Good Wife 6.17
46. Greys 11.15
47. Shameless 5.8
48. The Good Wife 6.13
49. Scandal 4.14
50. SVU 16.13
51. Greys 11.13
52. Nashville 3.14
53. HTGAWM 1.14/1.15
54. Bones 10.22
55. Greys 11.12
56. SVU 16.15
57. Nashville 3.13
58. Castle 7.16
59. HTGAWM 1.13
60. Scandal 4.12

8 episodes of Greys, 7 episodes of Revenge, 6 of SVU, 5 of The Good Wife and Scandal, 4 of Parenthood, Bates Motel, Castle and Nashville, 3 of Bones, Shameless and HTGAWM. 1 of Cougar Town, AHS and The Simpsons.

In the fall season it was
6 episodes from Parenthood, 6 from Greys, 3 episodes from SVU, 3 of Revenge (now 7! And it was the weakest season), 3 of Downton Abbey, 3 of Bones, 3 of The Good Wife, 3 of American Horror Story, 2 of Scandal, 2 of The Simpsons, 1 of Castle, 1 of Bad Judge, and 1 of How To Get Away With Murder. No Nashville, whereas now 4.

100 Best Scenes of Mid and Spring TV Seasons 2015

11 Thursday Jun 2015

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No particular order.

1. Derek dies on Greys.
2. Victoria Grayson dies on Revenge.
3. Zeek dies on Parenthood.
4. Parenthood ends with a baseball match.
5. Adam becomes the headmaster of Chambers academy after Cristina gives him her spot.
6. Amber and Crosby are the new Adam and Crosby and keep the recording studio.
7. Victoria committs suicide by setting a fire to the Grayson Manor, leaving us thinking she’s actually dead.
8. Herman survives the surgery, but loses her sight.
9. Parenthood’s somehow uplifting flash forward where Camille goes to France after Zeek’s death and Max finishes high shool and everyone is there.
9. Amaro leaves SVU after being shot.
10. Meredith introduces her sisters to dance parties.
11. Greys make a major 10 month time jump, where they fit in the whole 12th season.
12. Meredith gets pregnant and gives birth to Derek’s baby.
13. Meredith runs away with her kids just like her mother did, later names her daughter after Ellis.
14. Alex is Meredith new person and shows up to pick her up from the hospital.
15. April goes to Afganistan with Owen, out of nowhere.
16. April gives birth to a baby who lives only a couple of minutes, just like Amelia’s unicorn baby on Private Practice.
17. April and Jackson split up after he gives her an ultimatum.
18. Jo tells Alex he should give Meredith her house back.
19. Booth starts gambling again.
20. Bones is pregnant again.
21. Bones throws Booth out for gambling.
22. Derek saves everyone for the last time.
23. Huck kills the whole bus of jurors on Scandal.
24. Debbie rapes a guy, losing her virginity at the same time on Shameless.
25. Debbie gets pregnant by the guy she raped.
26. Carl asks to get put in juvie.
27. Sammi makes a Manson swastika tattoo on Chucky’s forehead.
28. Sammi runs with a gun after Mickey, while two cop cars follow.
29. Frank falls for a young doctor, who later commits suicide.
30. Chucky is a little small for his age, but he’s 13.
31. Ian steals a baby.
32. Chucky clulessly lets uncle Carl strap bags of drugs to his belly.
33. Ian is diagnosed as bipolar.
34. Ian finds out his condition may get a little better after 40 years of taking pills.
35. Debbie gets all crazy and tells Fiona she loves her boyfriend and wants to have his babies.
36. Kev is the campus’ rapewalker.
37. Hodgins invents a magic mat.
38. Norman can’t stop thinking of his mother sexually on Bates Motel.
39. Psychologist asks Norman if he wants to sleep with his mother.
40. Norma asks for a pool when blackmailing a guy.
41. Norma and Romero almost kiss.
42. Dylan gets 25 thousand for Emma’s surgery.
43. Norman kills Bradley as his mother.
44. Norman turns all Norma and makes breakfast for her sons.
45. Norman as Norma tells her brother he raped her.
46. Norma hits Norman on the head with a vase after he pushes her down the stairs.
47. Norma forgives her brother for raping her repeatedly when they were kids.
48. Castle tells Alexis she’ll figure out what she wants to do.
49. Castle is the closest person to an air marshal and along with Alexis solves the case.
50. Kate has to choose between being a Captain, even though she was never a lieutenant and sergeant, or a senator.
51. Norma tells Romero she knows how the town works, as she was raped.
52. Little Abby is the killer on Secrets and Lies.
53. Cougar Town ends with the gang wondering if they’ll be meeting at Jules’ house for the rest of their lives, doing crazy things together.
54. All the Braverman mothers tell Amber about motherhood.
55. Parenthood plays Jesse’s Merchants Remember Defeats as each Braverman learns about Zeek’s stay at the hospital.
54. Amanda tells Barba her previous captain raped her.
55. Liv tells Amanda to go see her therapist.
56. Travis starts a vinebulance buisness.
57. Bay is sexually assaulted on Switched at Birth.
58. Zeek’s Let’s go home after they go back to their old house.
59. Homer has an accident and thinks his 10, as he befriends Bart he tells him to stay 10 forever on The Simpsons.
60. Lauren Graham and Mae Whitman perform The Circle Game.
61. Kristina looks at Chamber’s students on Carrier Day as Ave Maria plays.
62. Amber names her son after Zeek.
63. Elsa commits suicide after learning all her freaks were murdered, and meets all of them in the afterlife.
64. A has a lyer where he kept Mona dressed as Alison and now the girls joined her at the Dollhouse.
65. Sheila’s house exploads, and she leaves Shameless to travel, when she couldn’t leave the house for years.
66. Lip tells Mandy she’s gorgeous and smart and she leaves with her abusive boyfriend anyway.
67. Nadia from Chicago PD is found killed and raped on SVU.
68. Paul Adelstein guest stars on SVU again as a dentist who raped his niece and all of her friends.
69. Will Chase performs If I drink this beer on Nashville.
70. Katherine tells Bay she was sexually assaulted by her friend’s brother when she was 17.
71. Amelia tells Owen about her unicorn baby.
72. Crieepiest episode of Castle when 3XK comes back and claims he’s not 3XK he just got plastic surgery to look like him.
73. SVU squad goes undercover as pimps when a woman asks for help in finding her daughter.
74. Ian’s the gay one with all the problems.
75. Rayna saves Maddie from Edgehill, ruining the company.
76. Rayna signs Layla.
77. Amelia gets a standing ovation after she finishes her lectures.
78. Rebecca gets killed on How To Get Away With Murder.
79. Annalise’s mother burns down the house after she realizes her brother raped Annalise.
80. Yard chair episode of Scandal.
81. Jelly Bean must be rushing to get the results of her latest STD test.
82. Daphne decides to retake her class after her friends get hit by a car and a nurse tells her there’s not enough doctors who know sign language.
83. Emily tells the world she’s Amanda Clarke.
84. Canning asks Alicia to partner on The Good Wife.
85. Kalinda leaves.
86. Nolan continues avenging people.
87. Norman sits on Norma’s bed and touches her thigh while she’s sleeping.
88. Alicia reminisces to Will times when emails get hacked.
89. Derek says none of the kisses before Meredith counted.
90. Daphne performs Have a little faith in me without her sister.
91. Alicia tells Grace it wasn’t just flirtation with Will.
92. Meredith breaks down and throws charts.
93. Amaro leaves SVU.
94. Olivia says she didn’t have personal life when Elliot was her partner as their partnership took all her time.
95. Everyone is freaking out as the courtroom gets shut on Bad Judge.
96. Victoria offers her life for Emily’s so she can have some more time with her father.
97. David Clarke dies.
98. Jules bumps everyone with the car, including herself.
99. Bay gets an everyday hero project, after Emmett tells her she is not doing anything with her life.
100. Bones and Booth leave the Jeffersonian.

Greys 11.19. Greys 11.20. SVU 16.19. Shameless 5.12. Revenge 4.19. Nashville 3.17. Nashville 3.18. Bates Motel 3.05. Bates Motel 3.06. Bones 10.13. Bones 10.14. The Good Wife 6.19. Scandal 4.20. Younger 1.02. Younger 1.03. Younger 1.04. Secrets and Lies 1.07

17 Friday Apr 2015

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Greys 11.19

A funny episode, Stephanie does not want to pursue carreer in penal reatachment, Mer doesn’t speak with Cristina, but she remembers the promise she made about Owen. Alex’s other person is Maggie and I’m liking this friendship very much. Amelia stands up for herself to Meredith.

Cristina asked me to watch out for him.
I am one of the leading experts on penal reatachment.
There’s nothing wrong with you.
He should have want to listen.
I’m dorky. I’m nerdy. I’m me.
Until younhave walked in my shoes, you need to cut me some slack and back the hell up.
We get more than just one thing to love. One day something will click and you’ll know when you’ve found it.

8.5/10

Greys 11.20

God, remember when they were all stranded in the woods. Thank you for that cry session, Greys. I love you to pieces. What an excellent episode, I was a little surprised she didn’t know about the plane crash, she is as she mentioned herself, a nerd, so wouldn’t she google her sister? I loved that Mer’s first reaction was to find the only person who gets it, Arizona. Karev told Arizona he was the one who cut off her leg and I liked that Callie wanted Arizona to have someone she could count on. And this brings us to Calzona, and the furious discusion begins yet again. Why is Callie saddenly so cold to Arizona anf why doesn’t she feel any need to take her back. Calzona was more significant than Merder since they met. I hope Shinda gets them together at the end of the season. I hate that Jo and Stephanie knew so little about the plane crash. Jo’s dating Karev and complaining about his friendship with Meredith constantly, yet doesn’t take a second to take interest in getting to know anything about her boyfriend’s bff. I loved Maggie’s reaction, but she should have known. They also should have told her about Meredith puting her hand into the guys chest back in season 2. Chief Webber shouldn’t behave like an arogant dumbass considerning the fact his students were in a plane clash inky three years ago. They should have dug up more. I also want to hear from Cristina. We know Mer has stopped facetiming her once Derek went away, but I just can’t stand the thought that the twisted sister haven’t spoken in 9 months. What’s the point of living if your person stops speaking to you, then? Little Sydney from Parenthood is going to be in the next car crashy episode.

‘You and Derek went down in a plane, you drowned, he got shot, you gave birth in a power outage. You have every reason to feel the sky’s falling.’

(we can name at least five more bad things that happened to Meredith)

And that is exactly why Derek won’t die.

That many bad things can’t happen to one character. They will not want to make it any more unrelatable then it already is. The cathastrophies should have eneded with the plane crash.

A plane went down, right in the middle of the city.
Sorry there was a plane crash.
Have you seen Dr Robbins? Where’s Dr Robbins?
We’re okay. This isn’t us.
We’re okay.
We’re okay.
Have you seen Meredith or Arizona?
We should look out for them today.
It’s the plane crash. The plane crash is making me worry.
You and Derek went down in a plane, you drowned, he got shot, you gave birth in a power outage. You have every reason to feel the sky’s falling.
She died out there in the woods.
There was another one, Lexie.
I can never look at any of them the same ever.
What’s the point of the plane crashing and you ending up here.
The next time it will end with ‘and then I died’.
It was me who cut off your leg.
Thank you for telling me that.
I wanted you to have somebody.

10/10

Revenge 4.19

Oh it was a painful flashback episodes and they still didn’t make it. The show is drowning and no one watches it anymore. I don’t think Lydia has the power to mess anything up, she can burn the Grayson Manor but that’s pretty much it.

If you speak a word of this self destructive will take a whole new meaning for you.
Amanda Clarke is chaos theory.
Why hold on to anything?
Because it meant something to me. Beause I wanted to remember what we’ve accomplished.
It’s like for 4 years I thought that I was a part of something bigger than myself. I’m just a hacker that read Emily Thorne.
You are the dynamic duo.
This is the girl you met on the beach, this is the girl you named your boat after.

10/10

Nashville 3.17

Best Nashville episode in a long time.

You have no idea what I’ve been through for the last 24 hours.
I’m just scrabbing notes.
All I felt was music.

10/10

Nashville 3.18

Nashville is gettng good just when it’s rime to say goodbye. I really don’t want to lose it but how can it accept death for the third time? Juliette is going to perform a song, that makes it maybe three this year, we got screwed over by this pregancy, as it is probably the final season.

Nashville’s next Johnny and June.
Just tell them we have the best song.
He is the biy who posted you as Maddie Claybourne on the Internet.
I’m a little rusty. Why the hell are you rusty?! You’re a musician, you write songs. What other things could you possibly be doing?!
She was to write this sad ass song, and I can’t go there right now, cause rhat’s what I’ve got playing in my head all day.
This is her. She’s making this happen, this is her talent.

8/10

Shameless 5.12

You know, Deb, you cannot determine pregnancy after a week, which means it’s that 21 year old’s you raped. Weakest season, and an averge finale. Kevin the rape walker had lots of opportunities. Debbie could not have lost her mind any more. Frank’s girl drowns. Sammi shows up at the end and lights up the episode. The last scene of Lip and Ian sitting in the car and Frank stopping buy to blow a joint, was along with Sammy shooting Mike the only great thing about the finale.

It’s a really big school, V.
I was the rape walker. I had lots of opportunities.
Frontal or anal?
I’m pregnant.
I love him. We’re gonna get married. And we’re gonna have a lot of babies and we’re gonna be happy.
Could I be possibly doing a worse job raising them?
He’s a nice guy, and you know, you’re not.
Frank, please give this to my family.
Happy is overrated. Grow up, Fiona.
I love you. That means we take care of each other.
Is that Sammi?
And something about sitting in a box for a week.

10/10

Bates Motel 3.05

Are we really gonna keep Norma’s rapist and obey his sick needs just because he loves her? Guess what the Wifi password is. Norman has his mother’s favorite dress which he just can’t get enough of. Did Alex know Norma was raped by the previous owner?

He raped her.
We have your mother Norma Bates at the ER.
What’s wrong with these criminals, why can’t they just hold on to their shit.
The password to Wifi is mother.
You were wearing that blue and white dress that I like.
Norman, dinner’s ready. (Just fucking your dress, mother.)
You think i don’t know what they’ve done to me? No one know better than me. They raped me. They put a dead man’s body in my bed they kidnapped my child and they put him in a box in the ground. What else are they going to do to me? Kill me?
And I want a pool.

9/10

Bates Motel 3.06

Apparently I was wrong last weak, I rewatched all the episodes where Norma mentions her childhood, and she says her brother has raped her for years on all counts, as opposed to Caleb’s story, him raping her because he loved her so much and could not let run away.
And then, the writers try to push an incest relationship that was going on between them for years. This week though, Norma shot her phone, Alex got shot too, Norma got sexually assaulted again, Norman went full on Pscho, dressing up like his mother, who later forgave her brother/rapist – a reaction we did not expect and then the one we did, Norman made a Psycho face when he saw that his mother has had ‘their’ kind of relationship before.

I’m having some kind of a breakdown.
I don’t know if I can keep living my life.
When we were growing uo he was very terrible to me.
My son isn’t normal, there’s something wrong with him.
He has these blackouts and he loses himself. And I have killed myself trying to take care of him, to protect him, to keep it a secret.
Norman is sleeping.
Parents don’t have their needs.
I won’t talk to your dad because he raped me.
Norma Louise, I’m so sorry!

8/10

Bones 10.13

Criminals get killed and Arastoo decides to go back to Iran to say goodbye to his brother. Of course you don’t have anything to say here, Cam. What’s Cam’s religion anyway?

King of the lab, Aubrey.

3.5/10

Bones 10.14

I stop thinking it would help if they moved it back to Mondays, as it’s obvious it can’t compete with Greys as the number of viewers was again below 5 mln. But the cases, are excrutiantingly boring. Only Castle can suck more. And these are the two shows I used to root for. At least Max hasn’t changed and went grave robbing. Little Christine sounds exactly like Emily and that’s super scary. Do kids really talk like that? Last time I checked you can’t understand a 3 year old most times, and even though she is Brennan’s child her overpronounciation is plain spooky.
Someone who tried to clean it was clearly not a trauma scientist.
Grave robbing.

3/10

SVU 16.19

Started off good and then ended up a non-svu related case of measles.

I’m never having kids.
Rainbow party is when girls wear different shades of lipstick. And they take turns on the guys. The guy who has the most colors wins.
There is this pressure to do all the guys. They had an oral sex competition.
Rollins, feel my forehead.
I’m not feeling your forehead.

3.5/10

Scandal 4.20

White hats and you bought me. Let’s take Ronan once and for all. Huck and Quinn breaking bones coukd not be more disturbingly good. So what would happen if the guy said it was miss Pope and her team who got rid of the body? Wouldn’t they all go to jail for cleaning up somebody else’s mess? I would watch that anyday.

No matter how white the (k)night is.
Goodbye homicidal robbery, welcome missing person.
Flip and fold.
Did you study law? You sure not even like a semester?
You are unrecognisable to yourself.
Bravo, Olivia.
He’re so wearing a white hat.

6/10

The Good Wife 6.19

Alicia was reminiscing to Will times. It’s so easy to write Kalinda off, by throwing her into prison or killing her for starters.

Alicia is the perfect example of someone sleeping her way to the top.
I can’t just say this stuff about Will, because it wasn’t true.
Love is a word that is so exhausted. I wish it meant something for me.
Law is always personal.

8/10

Younger 1.02

Deleting facebook to escape friends you don’t want to keep in touch with. Hilary’s character’s relationship portrays what evey woman had to deal with at least once in her dating life. Bosses emailing you before 8 am, how well I know this.

Din’t worry that bitch will never find you.
Remund me to never have lunch with you on Tuesdays.
The lesbian artist? You could have stayed with me.
It’s just some old woman looking for directions.
I can only stay if I have sex with you?
Where have you been, I have been emailing you all morning.
It’s 8am.

5/10

Younger 1.03

Whoa, what was that? Very disapointed.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Type Yes!

1/10

Younger 1.04

I have very recently rewatched all episodes of Lizzie Mcguire, as I was having a little identity crisis and had to go back to where my life had meaning. That was one hell of a show, now Younger, as glad as I am that it was focused around Hilary Duff’s character and we got to see Lizzie Mcguire got hammered, I am still angry we never got to see Lizzie in high school, and almost lose everything she’s worked for overnight, it was still not it. It was muh better than the previous episode, but I honestly couldn’t care less about Liza’s relationship with the young guy, it seems too much like a phase she needs to go through to get back on her feet.

How have we not banged him yet?!
Yeah I think I just passed this point.
Fine, go home binging Gilmore Girls.
You are HOT!
She may still be asleep.
Significantly older than I am!
She looked stupid.
You don’t even remember.
I was so excited, I got drunk.
I have a relative become dependant on me

6.5/10

Secrets and lies 1.07

And Christy has taken the kids, what a lovely scene, best episode yet. Why did he try to hide the flashlight when he knows Cornell is always onto him, we’ll never know.

Abby counted the presents.
Did anyone see you releavibg yourself?
We have to stay together!
Why are you leaving dad alone?! It’s two days before Christmas!

10/10

Greys 11.18. SVU 16.18. Shameless 5.12. Cougar Town 6.13. Revenge 4.18. Nashville 3.18. Bates Motel 3.01. Bates Motel 3.02. Bates Motel 3.03. Bates Motel 3.04. Bones 10.12. Castle 7.18. Castle 7.19. The Good Wife 6.15. The good Wife 6.16. Scandal 4.18. Younger 1.01. Secrets and Lies 1.05. Secrets and lies 1.06.

10 Friday Apr 2015

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Greys 11.18

And here I was scared Greys forgot they have an upper floor. Bailey crossed the lins asking the mother for her son’s organs for the kid that shot him. Derek’s speech at the end and a personally painful voiceover. When did it stop being enough? For me it never was.

Feels good, doesn’t it? Knowing what you want to do next.
We are runners. Something scares us, we spring.
If it’s not working, fix it.
I don’t need to save the world.
When did that stop being enough?
Wouldn’t be love if it didn’t.

7/10

SVU 16.18

Hudson University, an elite school for rape and sexual assault. Ally Ionnides stars in a case that is not at all what it seems (is it ever?).

Noah, just to be clear, you are not going to Hudson University.
When’s the last time a carjacking victim was asked, are you sure you didn’t want your car stolen?
We are all Jane.
I am the real Jane.
One of the guys threw my panties at me.
Nobody raped this girl.
She want to play whore on Saturday and a saint on Sunday.
Who else want to rape that?
Did she just say 6 men?
I’m the dace of the movement.
They probably all took a piece of me.
This is about eliminating rape culture.
I could have been gang raped.
I have to go to school every day and see my rapist?
You have a dangerous predator on your campus.
It set the clock back 30 years.

10/10

Shameless 5.11

Sammi was accidentaly killed, then she came alive.

For bankrobbery or a driveby.
Sex i the first thing to you know sex.
For me part of feeling alive is being alive.
Ah fuck she’s dead.
Too late for that.
He was released in the care of Monica Gallagher.
Help! Help!

6/10

Cougar Town 6.13

A beautiful finale, they all stayed at the cul-de-sac and were meeting at Jules’ house every day till the rest of their lives. An uplifting finale, as it should be. They continue to do crazy things and they’re all okay and that keeps me from falling apart.

The wife made it to the end of the lawn.
He was here when I got here.
If Travis and Laurie bought it.
You’re gonna kill us someday.
We could finally be a couple.
Give me Big Chuck.
Who moves at night?
You’re my best friend.
Does everyone have to leave this second?
Why is everyone leaving me?
We are so lucky.

10/10

Revenge 4.18

Oh how weak is Revenge this season, and sadly, we all know it’s going to be thia show’s last, and It aches me that I’m going to have to find a replacement in September, as I used to love this show so much. I expected so much more. It was a fun ride, Revenge, up to season 4. Charlotte will be back in a few episodes, I hope they’ll find her a place other than being a bitchy junkie. He should not have lost that baby. Any storyline is better than what she has.

‘I am David Clarke’s daughter. I am Amanda Clarke.’ I expected more than a random admission at an even more random party.

5/10

Nashville 3.18

All the songs. The aings are always my favorite part of the show. I hope it escapes death again. All we all knew Sadie was going to kill her ex husband the minute she bought the gun.

I’m a broken guitar, working on a broken song.
I can be hurricane driving through misery.
Have you ever been in love? Then you shouldn’t write about it.
If you need anything, just give me a look.
Don’t tell me I can’t sing this song. This is my time. This is my song.
He can be an axe murderer.
Except he’s a doctor.
You might understand something I’m going through.
Yeah I might.
Are you guys together? Like together together?
Sadie! What happened?

7.5/10

Bates Motel 3.01

And we’re back with Norma and Norman and their incest-like relationship. Calling your mom ‘silly woman’ and sleeping in the same bed underlines the creepy incesty vibe the show gives. Also, Norman is back to killing.

Norman is 18. He should  not be sleeping in the same bed as his mom.
Looks like your mom and you are pretty close.
Yes we are.
I think you should go to your own bed.
There was no place left for us. Except with each other.
It’s not normal.
I may be growing up, but I am not going anywhere.
Move over, silly woman.

7/10

Bates Motel 3.02

Norma knows its her son who’s killing ‘questionable’ women. I mean why else woukd he get into the car with that woman? Emma has gotten too forward after that summer fling.

You can’t keep getting into cars with questionable women! Slutty, oversexed, crazy.
I don’t know how long I can keep doung this, Norman.
Doing what?
Are you planting tomatoes?
Yeah and corn. And green beans.
I always felt safe when you were here.
Norman was the last person who saw her.
Of course on purpose. Do you think I bump into signs not on purpose?

7/10

Bates Motel 3.03

I’m pretty sure Norman is the biggest weirdo in town, Norma. Norman’s obsession with his mother gets creepier as he says he feels he’s ‘outside’ of her, as opposed to the ‘inside’ he wants to be in. The show is gonna end with Norman raping Norma and killing hr afterwards just like his victims.

I haven’t been in school in 20 years, I’m probably gonna look like everyone’s mother.
Maybe for spending so many years close to my mother.
Have you interviewed all the weirdos in this town?
Secret club of the damaged.
I just feel like I’m outside of her.
What game are you playing today, mother?

6/10

Bates Motel 3.04

Dylan and Norma’s relationship is so much more enjoyable than Norma and Norman’s. Norma’s brother loved his little sister so much that when she wanted to end their weird bond, he raped her. Norma gets jeleous another relationship of her son’s and forbids him to have sex with Emma. And Norman, the creepiest character on TV, desperately wants to make his mom jeleaous kissing Emma and making sure Norma watches.

Dylan, good you’re here. He’s very upset. Take him to the house.
You can’t sleep with her.
My mother says I shouldn’t have sex with you.
She was more than my sister. I loved her more than anything. And I couldn’t let her go.
You betrayed mother and she needs to know. (Full on Psycho)

5.5/10

Bones 10.12

First of, one more cave man following you? Brennan gets a twitter and lightens up the episode, now who killed… Lucas from PLL. Congrats Bones, I actually remembered. You didn’t suck this week.

Twitter gives fans a chance to onnect with you till the next book comes out.
It’s abandoned.
That doesn’t help my argument.
Oh my god.
What you got bit?
My book. It’s in the cleareance section.
I’m totally gonna follow you.
Mole matching program.
I did start folowing Dr B on twitter.
He’s 18, his frontal lobe isn’t fully developed yet, so his judgement cannot be trusted.
It’s probably just the squints following you.
You’re posting articules on bone diseases and cave men.
What you’ve got another cave man following you?
Because in high school I was shoved into locker multiple times.
This locker is smired with blood.
Why are you tweeting and not working my case?
The victim had a twitter account. (Duh)
We’re looking for someone who has a car with no trunk.
Smiley face, wink wink.

10/10

Castle 7.18

Still waiting for Castle to surprise me, to have a case that’s going to sweep me of my feet. For Alexis to have an interesting storyline, not just asking friends over to play with Castle’s toys. I want to hear about hr vlog again. Her character needs some depth, they all do. Carlos from Desperte Housewives guest stars in the first role I’ve seen him since Mr Solis. And Kate wants to take the Captain’s exam. Does this mean they plan to write Gates off by the end of this season?

Is it One Direction?
No, they’re in Hong Kong. (How manly of you to know that Espo)
Captain’s exam.

2.5/10

Castle 7.19

The only thing I remember is that Ryan and Espo challenged Castle and Kate and performed to the most annoying song. No idea what the case was.

2/10

The Good Wife 6.15

One of the boring episodes before Alicia’s win. Can’t their have their emails hacked already?

You don’t want me to win.
Alicia’s defeat could be a major embarrasment.

5.5/10

The Good Wife 6.16

Dennis O’Hare is back and he just cannot swallow the fact that the printed gun cost 25 dollars.

Is anyone else disturbed by…
The one that your wife is not suing.
I just can’t believe 25 dollars.
Who’s your attorney?
David Lee.
Actually I am.
Yes maybe he can find another way for associating with killing Jews.
To trash Peter!
What’s this?
I don’t know it’s too far for me to read it.
Are you sending money to Palestinians?

10/10

The Good Wife 6.17

Somebody hacked into your system.
You performed oral sex on Limond in a supply closet?
Like removing stick from my ass.
What world are you living on?
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Eli! Stop saying that.
Never apologise beforehand.
Whatever you wanna do, no.

10/10

Scandal 4.18

Every time they mention wearing white hats, I’m happy. Any time they talk about B613 and Liv’s dad, I’m angry. I don’t think Mellie will win. But she’s still my second favirite character after Abby.

Drug store. Tampon run.
We are the white hats, we’re the good guys.
The good guys lose. And the white hats burn.
She’s family, Rosen.

5.5/10

Younger 1.01

Great pilot. Good to see Hilary Duff back on TV, and Sutton Foster too. The pulot made me think of Bunheads, and I got upset. Then, Gilmore Girls and Lizzie McGuire nd I got all nostalgic.

Eat, pray and chronic diarrhoea.
Who inspires you?
Katniss Everdeen.
Favorite band?
One Direction.
As Taylor Swift said, there’s a special place in hell for women who don’t help other women.
I’ve got your back, girl.
You’re gonna set a twitter account for Jane Austen.
Dead Jane Austen?
Are you deaf? Is that how you got into Darmouth?
Can I out your bush on Instagram?
Is that why your bush turned gray?
She lies about her age, how lame is that.
Hashtag pathetic.
We’re only in our 20s once.
I wanna come home.
Come home.

9.5/10

Secrets and Lies 1.05

I am only watching this for Kadee and I love how snarky Juliette’s character is.

Now the alleged evidence is missing like the flashlight.
To protect and serve. That’s the job.

4.5/10

Secrets and lies 1.06

You have a stalker.
You mean beside you?

A little off truck and the show is starting to get really boring.

2/10

Greys 11.15. Greys 11.16. Greys 11.17. SVU 16.17. Shameless 5.09. Shameless 5.10. Shameless 5.11. Cougar Town 6.10. Cougar Town 6.11. Cougar Town 6.12. Revenge 4.15. Revenge 4.16. Revenge 4.17. Bones 10.11. Castle 7.17. The Good Wife 6.14. The Simpsons 26.16. Scandal 4.15. Scandal 4.16. Scandal 4.17. Switched at Birth 4.10. Pretty Little Liars 5.23. Pretty Little Liars 5.24. Pretty Little Liars 5.25. Eye Candy 1.09. Eye Candy 1.10. Secrets and Lies 1.03. Secrets and Lies 1.04

02 Thursday Apr 2015

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I have decided to quit American Crime, as it hasn’t really won me over and I don’t really have time to follow shows I really don’t believe in. I’m gonna stick with Secrets and Lies, because I’ve seen the AU version and it has Kadee Strickland in it.

Greys 11.15

Greys do their own 911 episode. Not as good as SVU’s but still. Ed Sheeran’s best song – Photograph is used, and the use of Staying Alive was at least disturbing.

She hasn’t lost anyone since November.
Ruby, I’m Owen.
The ohine is beeping. I think it’s running out of battery.
I don’t wanna ask her to do this.
Hahahaha staying alive.
The nurse that had syph.
Ruby?
There was a gap. I was just too different.
89 surgeries with no miss.
What does that tell you? That I’m better off without him?

10/10

Greys 11.16

Hunt just saved this little girl’s life over the phone.
My short twisty mad voice.
He’s not cheating on you.
It’s time to deliver the baby.
Whatever is gonna happen, is gonna happen.
Meredith, what happened?
I’ll forget that I’m a murderer?
You’re a freaking novel romance.
He’s done it before. He met a girl. He met me and left Addison.
It’s not just my wife. Elis had Alzheimer too.
I have an Alzheimers predisposition.

7.5/10

Greys 11.17

Worst episode of Grey’s history.

I’d take it alart, piece by piece. But immediately, there’s always something
left.
Seriously weird, seriously misguided.
When he kissed me, we were exactly the same age. All those years between us disappeared. Somehow we’ve never run out of things to talk about.
I love my wife. I don’t want anything other than what I have with her.
You. You. You are my everything. I love you and I’m not gonna stop loving you. I can’t live without you and I’m gonna do everything in my power to prove it.

4/10

SVU 16.17

She made me do her.
I’m thinkibg your sister’s fiance might have been raped.
It was right. And it wasn’t your fault. And it’s not just gonna go away.
It was a man.
Seriously? How does that even work?
Do you think a man could respond like that under duress?
Actually, yes, we do.
What do you mean other services?
It’s like free sex. I should feel lucky. Right?
It’s like onion. You cry, it doesn’t mean you’re sad.
It’s a mechanical, chemical response.

5.5/10

Shameless 5.09

What’s it feel like to be crazy?
Strap it to Chucky.
Uncle Carl?
He was cleaning his gun and it back fired.
I’m not Monica anymore than you are.
I told you not to fuck up your life.
You can’t drink it away. It won’t go away.
He ran that way.
He’s 13. He’s a little small.
Don’t shoot, I’m white.
Don’t say anything!
I want a fucking lawyer, motherfucker.

10/10

Shameless 5.10

Chucky’s Manson tattoo.

Let’s be honest. Chucky was not destined for greatness.
Even if he’s functionaly retarded, he’s still doing time.
What’s the occasion?
You have got to be kidding me.
If I didn’t know him, I’d rhink he’s an upstanding citizen.
He’s gonna be running that joint.

5.5/10

Shameless 5.11

What the hell happened to Shameless!? The only good thing was when Sammi rat Ian out. Have Carl and Chucky left the show?

They’re ready to take him to jail now.
It’s a shame when someone you love is taken away, isn’t it?

1/10

Cougar Town 6.10

He’s practically screwing her at the table.
House privleges are revoked.

5.5/10

Cougar Town 6.11

That’s why Grayson sprays cleanser on everything you touch.
You wanna tell me a story, act it out with beautiful people while I’m eating popcorn.
This isn’t like the hamster hostage situation.
What’s my birthday?
I’ll try harder.
I lost some beautiful wine glasses.
I just can’t focus enough to read a book.
Jules!
I loved it!

5.5/10

Cougar Town 6.12

How do we live without the cul-de-sac crew and jokes like ‘Jelly Bean must be rushing to get the results of her latest STD test.’? Don’t go. I will always love you, Cougar Town. Thanks for being here for the last 5.5 years. You were oh so good.

I hate people.
Pipe down, chucklehead.
This may surprise you, but sometimes I give off a creepy vibe.
Eh. We’ll see.
Laurie and Ellie had a kissing contest.
Yeah, pipe down ass wipe.
I proably look like Sigourney Weaver in that alien film.
Jelly Bean must be rushing to get the results of her latest STD test.
What the hell do you guys do when I’m not around?

7/10

Revenge 4.15

By tomorrow morning the world will have a completley different idea of Emily Thorne.
Emily and I are like superheroes.
And bad to those who don’t.
Jack told me the gym was on the 8th floor.
I both broke and entered.
I’m sorry I didn’t see it sooner. How much we are alike.
Emotion and sincerity can be faked.
You have done and sacrificed so much for me Jack, but I can’t Jack. I’m sorry.

9/10

Revenge 4.16

The last couple of episodes make it so easy to say goodbye to the show.

Who are you?
The last person you wanna mess with.

1/10

Revenge 4.17

The last couple of episodes make it so easy to say goodbye to the show.

Emily flew me in last night. Or should I say Amanda?
Oh how kind of you, but get out.
It was an accident.
Whith you there are no accidents.
The baby is gone. Daniel is gone.
I tried to end it, but it was too late.
Then she pushed me.

5/10

Bones 10.11

I have missed it, but this episode reminded me why I haven’t really missed it. Another weak case. Can we go back to season 6 when this show made so much sense? And then, and then the last four minutes comes, and we hear that Lance has left Booth and Brennan a love-story version of the book he wrote on them five years ago. You tear up and forget that the case you’ve just watched is about a few lesbians, who might all have out another lesbian in a tree. And you hear Sweets’s dedication and agree with it completely. My life means so much more with you Bones, it’s just that you used to be so much better.

I don’t have tea party with God.
My three year old can complete a 100 piece puzzle, I wxpect the same from you.
Why hide a body in a tree?
Booth, the screen was cracked.
I minored in religion in college.
It’s the book he wrote for you.
My life means more, because I know you.

6/10

Castle 7.17

Speaking of long running shows disapointing, look at this one.

Like I should be doing something more.

1.5/10

The Good Wife 6.14

My pants get so sweaty, so i remove them.
Grace, can you pray for him, cause I don’t believe in Him.

6/10

The Simpsons 26.16

Marge’s hair.

8/10

The simpsons 26.17

Shut up biking Flanders.
Cat Deely says You’re america’s next… Someone has clearly messed up the shows.

2/10

Scandal 4.15

That fear quote.

This is just theatre.
Something horrible happe ed to you. You could use something good right now.
Sometimes fear keeps us safe, sometimes it holds us back.
There was a hole.

6/10

Scandal 4.16

Worst episode of Scandal, but Huck killed.

She would have talked.
She is not your client. Abby is. Abby’s family.

2.5/10

Scandal 4.17

Emily Bergl was Cyrus’s wife, and Kate Burton is back and she’s taking the loss of presidency pretty well, and lots of Bucatinsky in flashbacks.

It’s been sixteen years and I barely know you.

4/10

Switched at Birth 4.10

As a writer, I get Emmett taking Bay’s story as an inspiration, but It was too soon, since the wounds haven’t healed yet. I stand with Bay. Working through it? That’s bullshit. But we undertand why they won’t work. A lot has happened in a year, they were just kids a year ago. You may not have changed, but your thinking certainly has. Daphne’s storyline was amazing. I am glad she’s retaking the class. Couldn’t she retake the exam though?

You had no right to put this in front of all those people.
This is my life you’re drawing from.
A couple of kids from your dorm got hit by a drunk driver.
There are no doctors or nurses here who know sign language.
What if you’ve given her the dialopid?
What happened to I’m always gonna come find you?
I guess we’ll need to redo the end of our timeline.
Oh my god. I’m taking that class again.
This is not because of you.

6.5/10

Pretty Little Liars 5.23

You were talking to A.
The texts stopped when Mona was killed.
It was A, not Mona.
is he saying what I think he’s saying?
Has she offered anything to induce your testimony today?

7.5/10

Pretty Little Liars 5.24

The liars got arrested.

I’m asking you to have three aswers. Yes, no and I don’t remember.
We’re not that desperate.
Yes we are.
We find the defendant guilty.

6/10

Pretty Little Liars 5.25

First of all, I am so happy Toby got Spencer’s parents involved in the A chase. Finally! And now Tanner knows too. Weren’t we supposed to find out who A is by the end of season 5? Is Andrew A or Charles? Is he Jason’s brother? Why did the DiLaurentises give him away?D Did he pretend to be a high shool student to be closer to them? Was is Mona’s old blood that was splashed all over rhe house that made everyone assume she’s dead? Why didn’t A kidnap Ali instead of Mona if he was obssessed with his little sister? Why did I A put a manequin of Mona into the back of their car?

We’re all going to jail. A wins.
If Mona was alive.
Welcome, please follow the lighted pathway.
Yeah, she’s Mona.
Why would it start all over again?
With a new puppet master.
It was a name. Charles.
A is recreating the prom we went to.
We know about A.
You need to charge our client or release him.
This is your prom Charles, you should e crowned the king.
It’s A’s layer.
Wanna say goodbye to your sister.
My God.

9/10

Eye Candy 1.09

We tattoed our wrists with our names.
I knew it was you.
Jake.

7/10

Eye Candy 1.10

It better get a second season, cause I’m more interested in Sara’s case than the flirtual killer, but I don’t like the idea that she orchestrated the kidnaping to ‘protect Lindy’.

Stay behind the gun.
Oh I intend to.
You’re him. The killer.
Hello, Eye Candy.
You’re my perfect one.
Jake killed his mother and his father killes himself when he thought she overdosed.
Show me all entries for Sara.
This is going to my hometown.

8.5/10

Secrets and Lies 1.03

Are you aware 70 percent of child killers inserts themselves into the investigation.
How nice, you can just stick ro your routine. Most people wouldn’t.
Okay. Elimination process. It’s not yours. It’s not mine. It’s not Christine’s. It’s not Abby’s.
Or what? You’re gonna kill me too?

7/10

Secrets and lies 1.04

Where you babysitting Tom?
Sexual misconduct.
They’rr brother and sister?
Your memory seems to be so conviniently unreliable.

3.5/10

Greys 11.14. Shameless 5.08. Cougar Town 6.09. Nashville 3.15. The Good Wife 6.13. The Simpsons 26.15. Scandal 4.14. Switched at Birth 4.09. Pretty Little Liars 5.22. Eye Candy 1.08. Secrets and Lies 1.01. Secrets and Lies 1.02. American Crime 1.01

09 Monday Mar 2015

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I finally have a holiday coming up, so the next post will come in 2.5 weeks once I catch up with everything. There won’t be any SVU, Nashville or Castle till I come back so it should be easy.

Greys 11.14

This week’s Greys was legendary. The most incredible episode since Cristina left. But are we supposed to be okay with Herman never operating again, just because she lived? At least she can have her work published, but not seeing her mentoring Arizona is going to be painful, and never seeing her again is going to be devastating. I still can’t believe Shonda got Geena Davis to come and stick around for 14 episodes.

The key to win or lose is to never fail. And the only way to fail is not to fight.
So you fight until you can’t fight anymore.
I’m being superhero. There is a scientific study that says if you stay in the superhero pose for just 5 minutes before a job interview, and important presentation or a difficult task, you will not only feel better, but also perform better.
Never let go, never give up. Never run, never surrender.
Fight the good fight. You fight. Even when it seems unevitable that you’re about to go down swinging.
Nice to see you face to face. Now you got to go.
You think or you know?
I thought she had another month.
I hand picked you and you’ve let me down. Now I’m not just questioning your decisions, I’m questioning mine.
Read a book for God’s sake.
She will no longer be Nicole Herman.
I thought you were special.
Dr Herman was with me on my worst day. I just wanted to be with her on hers.
Kill the intercom.
I’m in over my head.
You have it in your head that he’s better than you. But he’s not.
It’s a priviledge. Great priviledge.
This is the point of no return.
You did good, Robbins.
I haven’t been that resident in a very long time.
You’re exposing yourself to direct radiation.
She’s in my head.
That was pretty damn badass.
Did she have a stroke?
You did this for Mark. I can’t make that call.
Mommy?
I knew I picked the right horse.
Can you see anything? Anything at all?
The point is I’m going to get to figure it out. Something’s gonna happen next. The point is, I’m alive.
Cancer took her sight and we took revange on him and killed him.
Only freaking superheroes.
And that’s how you become legendary.

10/10

Cougar Town 6.09

I can’t believe there’re only 4 episodes left! It’s one of the shows I waited to start airing and got excited with every new promo. Four episodes to go and we’re still the funniest. Andy crashing into baby trolleys was this week’s masterpiece.

Come on, I’ll destroy that loser.
Except for serial killer.
Hey guys how you doing, I’m Andy.
Let’s pretend it’s a workout.
Normally I would never order that many calories.
In case you’ve left him some place.
There’s my trophy wife.
You look like a three year old who has to go to the bathroom.
Jeez J Bird go to the can already.
That’s some impressive walk.
Since when can you drink kale?
Oh my god, are we having an emotional relationship?
There were two of us in that van.
I just find threatening people relaxing.

8/10

Shameless 5.8

Sammy is my favorite, Lip can just ask his girlfriend for a loan, why is he panicking. Deb’s new boyfriend doesn’t know that Deb wasn’t kidding with raping the guy. Sammy shot Frank, because he made fun of her for being so needy. Chucky shitting his pants had me talking for two days. Carl pushing Chucky into the crowd, later drinking coke during class, and finally Frank bringing cotton candy and coke for Chucky and Carl, telling the girl who clearly waited for money to beat it and Frank taking the sweets from the kids and consuming it himself the minute the photo time was over. Sammy took Fiona’s place so smoothly, I cannot complain.

I’m not on duty till 7.
Watch out sixth grade. Third time’s the charm.
Yo, shut the fucking door.
Only one is yours and three don’t live here anymore.
Numchucks and a pack of condoms. Magnum.
Is everyone in line cause their scheldules got fucked?
You’re really gonna shit your pants?
I did a little.
You’re gonna push into them.
Fuck you.
You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.
Take a pic.
Beat it.
Why is Chucky your slave.
Calm down, Sammy.
Tell me you fucking need me!
I love you Daddy.
I love you too Sammy. I love you too.

10/10

Nashville 3.15

The Stella Sisters are the real stars of the show. I am obsessed with their vrrsion of Boom Clap. Girl on fire is another great performance by them. I am happy Layla is finally going to show her talent, and The Three XXXs was formed!

Till the day I die.
Like a wish that came true, I can’t stop thinking of you.
Guess who’s opening for Rascall Flats?
With me on stage.
With some gay dude.
I’m gonna have one of your songs up on Itunes in 20 min.
I’m in this band with my two ex boyfriends.
Come sing with me.
Deacon Claybourne.
Can’t believe you’re here with me.
There’re rivers between us.
Please don’t leave me anymore.
I was a victim of domestic abuse.

7/10

The Good Wife 6.13

Colin Sweeney’s just the best character.

Tell them they’re ruining my reputation.
Is that a casting tape?
Let the record show I was pointing to my ear.
This TV show makes me out to be a killer.
These are all names of real people.
Oops. I’ll call back.
Let me see those great legs of yours.
Cause I don’t like fags.
Kick that fruitcake when he’s down.
Guess I should have moved those gloves.
Trick trick. Yes yes.
I’m talking about banging that bitch till she screams like a 5000 dollar a night whore.
Like I told ya, fag. Big fag.
Because you’re the best person I know.

10/10

The Simpsons 26.15

A terrible fate indeed.
What sir? That’s Homer Simpson.
Kill the car. What is this?
A goat.
I’m sorry I pretended not to be gay.
Pay attention.
I haven’t showed you the place where Dave Grohl got robbed.
There’s never a bright side.
Here’s to suffering in silence.
This involves charity.

6/10

Scandal 4.14

Simply great. The father sitting over his son’s body on a yard chair is the most powerful scene of season four. All I need is for Mellie to be the president, but my gut tells me people will fall in love with the new vice president. But is Fitz ready for abother 4 years of marriage? Why isn’t he protesting? What about Vermont?

Bring me the cop who shot my son.
They’re one cigarette from joing Andrew in the stroke world.
Mellie’s next. I promised her.
You’re not auditioning to become America’s next black activist.
I put a university sticker on the car.
And there he is, laid out on a cold street, dead.
Just something about the vice president.
Which side you’re on?
Not yours.
You told me you were going to pick someone boring and unelectable.
I prostituted myself so you’d get your mistress back.
How dare you! What happened to my turn?
Quit or got fired?
I have no more tricks in my bag!
We can check for a knife.
He doesn’t carry a knife!
I did. Besides you were right, we had a deal.
And completely unelectable.
It’s Liv.
Talk faster or less.
There was a suspect in the car.
His blood is not on my hands.
Not just on vaxination.
I’m terrible at talking to people.
A receipt for his new phone.
No one’s going to arrest you Mr. Parker.

10/10

Switched at Birth 4.09

They must be doing something wrong since the show is olain boring.

Let’s play ball.
You’re talking to an artist.
A deaf boy who falls in love with a hearing girl.
We’re gonna dance like no one’s watching.
Untitled Emmett Bensoe project.

2.5/10

Pretty Little Liars 5.22

This is how a teen show should go. Poor Hanna, got into all those colleges for nothing.

You’ll be out in 15 years.
The already is already building a case against the oerson they think helped you.
And who’s that?
Hanna Marin.
She went to visit Alison, twice.
The person who hired you is framing an innocent girl.
Take the plea.
Someone is framing her and the same person is framing me.
Do you think we could leave all that darkness behind and start over?
I thought you were right behind me.
But if Hanna is innocent and you name her as you accomplis you’ll have to live with that terrible lie for the rest of your life.
Alison took the plea.
You can tell Turner about A.
Your friends will understand.
What if Turner doesn’t believe me.
You have all those A threats on your phone.
Someone hacked into your phone. Thry erased everything.
Hanna’s been arrested.
So either Voyjack is A or he’s working for him.
They dound Mona’s clothes.
I changed my mind. I’m not taking the plea.

10/10

Eye Candy 1.08

Sarah.
Lindy, she’s alive.
It wa staken in your home town. 3 years ago.
My sister knew Babilon?
You’ve got 30 seconds to impress me.
The killer did this. It’s all his plan.
They were using me all along.
They don’t love you. Not like I do.
What if I tell you the people who hired you have information about your sister.
Hello Lindy, it’s so good to see you.
You used me.
What do you know about Sarah?
He’s one of those guys we rejected on Flirtual.
Isn’t that Lindy’s coat?
And she’s dating Lindy’s matches.
You’re the impostor.

10/10

Secrets and Lies 1.01

I have decided to give this one a look, because of Kadee Strickland that I miss on my TV every day. I have seen the AU pilot and it was much better, this is a very mediocre pilot. Also, they flew Indiana Evans from Australia. My money is on Kadee being Tommy’s killer.

Help somebody help!
We need you to come with us.
Stop it, leave us alone!
I know you didn’t do it, daddy.
Sometimes accidents happen. Mistakes.
You did know that Tom was your son?

5/10

Secrets and Lies 1.02

Better than the pilot.

Have you lied to the detectives?
The test was inconclusive.
His own wife daid he’s dangerous.
Maybe there’s something better on.
Christie, please let me.
So Tom was my brother.
Well you got the son you wanted.

6.5/10

American Crime 1.01

Good pilot, will watch. I have missed seeing Felicity on a daily basis so much. I’m so glad she didn’t retire like two other Desperate Housewives.

My neighboors, they look like they’re pretty much, well, dead.
Your son’s wife, there’s infications she was sexually assaulted.
Someone illegal?
It’s Tuesday and all they have is a description of a car?
And they said that Gwen might have been raped.
Why did you let them jump me?
We have to discuss your daughter being sexually assaulted.
I was at the garage.
They just know he’s illegal.
Do you know what these people did to us?
I still need the phone.
You were renting our car?
You’re under arrest.
I wanna see him.
I would know if my son was in trouble.
Your son was a drug dealer.

8/10

Greys 11.12. SVU 16.15. Cougar Town 6.07. Shameless 5.06. Nashville 3.13. Castle 7.16. Switched at Birth 4.07. Pretty Little Liars 5.20. Eye Candy 1.06. Scandal 4.13. How to Get Away With Murder 1.13

21 Saturday Feb 2015

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Greys 11.12

I guess it’s official, Nicole will die, as she’s the coolest character now. Casualy stealing furniture because it’s fun.

You have to decide how much you want to let out and how to keep the secret in.
What happened to the couch?
Robbins, do you live with residents? You’re a grown up. Get your own place. Residents gone wild!
Wasn’t there a couch there?
Yeah it used to be.
Is this about the naked resident?
It is good news.
You’re dirty.
It’s because of you?
It was all a lie. Our whole life was a lie.
Her.
That’s a beautiful name. So can I call you Rosaline?
Why don’t you?
My life is so much better now that I have nothing.
You should know, I’m not gonna have sex with you.
Shut up!
I’m gonna kill you now so.
It was just me, for 3 days.
I’m gonna marry that girl.

10/10

SVU 16.15

Great case, but we all knew Noah’s father is either a pimp or a John, so nothing new here. The whole squad goes undercover and we bump into our old Captain.

Carissi hasn’t moved in 20 minutes.
The female handler is known to us.
How about you shut your mouth.
Save it, cause I know that you speak English.
Check their ID’s.
I already did. They’re all fake.
They have my daughter.
This woman was pretending to be a sex trafficker? That’s a new defence.
Touching story.
It’s a slave trade.
I hope you didn’t make her any promises.
She’s not happy with the delivery.
Carissi’s driving? Great, they’re fonn lose him.
Got a supplier.
Illegal delivery of alcohol to a residence.
How about illegal distribution of alcohol to a private residence?
If’s also a big day for beer delivery.
One of his kids is sick. It’s a busy day.
Hey, how you doing?
Amanda, how many underaged girls do you have there?
I don’t know how you’re still standing.
I’m your sister in law and I’m the new supplier.
I do what I tell them to do.
That’s what I wanted to hear.
Who are these tresspassers? I don’t know them.
Who are you? I don’t know you.
I don’t know you either, superfly.
Do i wanna know why you’re dressed like that?
Buying? Wow, so now you’re trafficking.
Just one? I thought I taught you to think big.
I almost got my daughter killed.
Aerial has a real mom?
We know you’re a pimp.
It doesn’t matter. It matters what it looks like.
You kill her, you die too. Is she really worth it?
What doesn’t kill you…
Makes you a better detective.
You want me back in charge so badly?
Till we meet again.
You have a good team here.

10/10

Cougar Town 6.07

Hilarious. And Ellie Torres is me.

It’s like Tom’s right here.
Tell me you took that bitch down.
We lost a tree and gained a new patio set.
Score!
I signed us all as chaperons.
No because the high schoolers are making me take the liquor out.
I’ll act like I did at my own prom. I’ll be above it all and judge everyone.
How come I’m the only one who’s in the prom spirit?
My baby has no shot at a normal life.
Dudes. Weak.
I think it’s sweet. Car’s out front when you’re ready.
Don’t get pregnant! Sometimes I love you is a trick to get into your pants!
You’re ready for another adventure?
It’s time to put the popular girls into place.
Oh that guy looks like he’s over 18.
I only saw the ceiling.
Let’s just get into the car and see where the car takes us.
Andy’s fun.

8.5/10

Shameless 5.06

The best part was Sammy talking about how she almost got gang raped the first day of high school and got beat up by Ukranians for wanting to use the bathroom without cigs to exchange. I like her living with the Gallaghers. Fiona’s gonna choose Jimmy, though Guss a good guy too.

Mickey Milkovich? Say hello to him from me.
Cause the crazy orange boy took my baby.
This is not a summer camp, mam.
I was almost gang raped the first day of high school for not wearing a bra.
Ukranian girls beat me up the first week.
He’s the gay one with all the problems.
Not free, idiot. Legal.
New half sister.
Frank’s or Monica’s?
Liam almost died.
Your other husband is at the door.
You’re Guz? Don’t blow this up. She’s great.
His partner. Lover.
Can I go in with him?

8.5/10

Nashville 3.13

Maddie lost her contract, but Jeff got fired. Felt sorry for Layla.

Maddie, Welcome to Edgehill.
I almost died and no one cares.
There is no way Teddy would ever sign a thing like that.
You signed Maddie to Edgehill.
I expect to see her at 10am tomorrow morning.
You’re freaking Deacon Claybourne.
Layla Grant.
I know who she is.
I’m supposed to have Maddie at Edgehill at 10 tomorrow.
I’ve got you and you’ve got me.
On the second thought, maybe I’m changing my mind. Maybe I’m sticking around.
You gotta tell Rayna.
You better start driving towards Virginia.
No, I think I’m ready to sing that song now.
I swear it’s good for you. If just tastes like crap.
Standing in the driveway, tryana see it your way.
Cause they’re implicating you.
And I sure as hell don’t want my daughter to be anywhere near that.
I was talking about you, man.
Why don’t we let the music do the talking?
Your meeting was cancelled because I was fired.
Because you were sleeping with prostitutes.

10/10

Castle 7.16

So is 3XK dead? What does it mean for the show? No more 3XK episodes? Fvorite part? Castle casually hiding in the woods, or Alexis and Martha screaming.

Help her.
I can’t help it if her contact information is out of date.
She’s my wife.
Yeah. Where’s Castle?
I don’t believe you.
He sees the story. I see the evidence. But he sees the story.
You wanna help her, get inside his head. What’s his story.
The pain in your eyes. The suffering.
He’s calling from your house.
Aaa!
Where’s Alexis?
Aaaa! What the hell dad!?
Castle get back it’s a trap.
Beckett no!
That was the stupidest, most reckless, irresponsible stun you’ve ever pulled, Mr. Castle.
1000 hours of following Det Beckett.
Mr Castle welcome back.
Two days I didn’t know where you were and it nearlt killed me.

10/10

The Simpsons 26.13

Remember pixels? How you could see all of them and everything was Paint quality? Moe goes to the plant and Marge starts a taxi service. Also Flinstons opening sequence.

Gymnastics. Swimming.

4.5/10

Switched at Birth 4.07

Kathryn’s mother’s Alzheimers and companionship get the only points this week.

You were raped.
They’re lovers.
She’s my best friend and my lover.
Companionship.

2/10

Pretty Little Liars 5.20

And we’re back to very bad episodes. I repeat, no one cares about Mike. We didn’t learn anything new. A very teen episode.

Hanna, we’re not shopping here.
You’re new at this, aren’t you?
I’m gonna get that money for you.

1.5/10

Eye Candy 1.06

Non flirtual, and my favorite part was when the flirtual killer helped her. Now I’m starting to like the killer, but the episode was weak.

In other words, hackable.
Sick enough to vwt me into ICU.
Neurophysillis.
You should have a seizure or something.
She certainly does get around, doesnt she?
She swallowed it.
What do you mean by simple?
Want my help?

4/10

Scandal 4.13

I slept with that filthy animal to save your life.
She’ll be sold to some rape gang.
Olivia has been taken.
Hi Steven.
Hi Liv.
Once a gladiator, always a gladiator.
I wasn’t raped.
There’re worse things than rape.

8.5/10

How to Get Away With Murder 1.13

Best episode yet! The rape monologue was the best thing they have written on this show show. Proud of Paris Geller even when she says guilty instead of not guilty in the opening statement.

That’s why my client is guilty. Not guilty. That was a slip.
I didn’t rape him.
Filthy little secret.
Do you talk to Annalise when she tells you what to do?
Would you sleep with her? Who? Bonnie?
Can we not talk about sleeping with our clients?
Somebody’s always a student. Somebody’s always a teacher. That’s how the sex works best.
You didn’t tell me the raped guy was gay.
I have no idea how to win this case.
Did you know what he did to me?
I told you, men take things.
This thing that happened to me, what you ignore is why I am the way I am.
Your aunt Lynn was ut out by her 1st grade teacher. Pastor got me after the choir.
Is it because you’re desperate again?
Then he came out of your room and I knew what he had done to you.

10/10

Greys 11.10. SVU 16.13. Cougar Town 6.05. Shameless 5.04. Nashville 3.11. Castle 7.14. Switched at Birth 4.05. Pretty Little Liars 5.18. Eye Candy 1.04. Scandal 4.11. How to Get Away With Murder 1.11

07 Saturday Feb 2015

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Congrats to SVU on season 17! I couldn’t be more proud. Just read Revenge is on a 6 week hiatus. Sadly we should prepare ourselves for season 4 being Revenge’s last. The ratings have been awful for the last 6 weeks. Why did Conrad leave? Conrad is gone. Victoria’s grieving. Everybody hates David. No one wants to see Emily with the cop or get to know him or the red head. Not only Bones and The Good Wife are on hiatus, but now Revenge too. Great.

Greys 11.10

How great was seeing Mer calling Maggie? And bonding with her and Amelia. Owen reminiscing could not be more relatable. Everyone had that love they ley go and couldn’t stop thinking about the good times.

Surrounded by people, but drowning in solitude. That kind of loneliness can swallow you whole.
Hey, you wanna special ringtone?
You pause.
Okay that’s gross.
So you’re legs are in the air and you?
Pause.
I want a grown up.
Christina would have scrabbed in with me.
Residents are boring. All they wanna do is learn.
Nothibg is where it’s supposed to be.
In 10 hours.et’s go to church.
You’re gorgeous. Do people just tell you this all the time?
No pressure.
Oh yeah pressure.
Whatever care.
He’s lucky I love him.
I mught be too good at being alone.
Maybe i could print a Derek. Just for sleeping.
This is where we cut.
That’s my finger.

10/10

SVU 16.13

SVU gets a 17th season and I couldn’t be more proud. No show could deserve a renewal more than SVU. Now I’m crying. Hands down, best show.
Paul Adelstein on this week’s SVU, and another incredible case ripped from the headlines. In May I’ll be calling this of the three episodes of the season.

No Amanda, I’m sorry for what you put yourself through.
Arrest him, he raped me.
Welcome back to SVU.
And he got it all over me.
I was trying to record a confession.
With her tights still on.
Even if it wasn’t him, it’s better for you if I say it did, right?
I was sitting.
Can you show us?
No, please don’t tell my mom, she’s already a mess.
My uncle raped me.
Her own uncle? No it can’t be.
Yes it can.
This is why I don’t trust dentits.
He raped his niece while his hygenist guatded the door?
The hygienist is also his wife.
We had a little quicky in the chair.
If this guy really raped his niece while his wife was in the office…
Then it isn’t his first time.
Tell them what the therapist said.
Did he tell you how ut got inside her sweater?
Something this traumatic takes time to process. Bits and pieces come back slowly.
I am not heating any of this.
Except the ones you paid off.
She looks drugged. Bet he does her high too.
Mute that witch.
So far 11 victims came forward.
Stood by you or set you up?
I refered them to him.
Stop you whining. You’re not pregnant. I had a vasectomy.
You’re hurting me, I’m a dentist. I need my hand.
It’s not a big deal. You’re not so special.

10/10

Cougar Town 6.05

Vinebulance is a fantastic idea! Especially for the cul de sac crew! I’ll miss this show so much.

Stealing work supplies. Classic move.
Now, maybe his wife.
You’re still a mayor of Gold Haven.
What do you mean former mayor?
Exactly, a step above.
His eyes are so tiny.
My chair was too comfortable.
There was a scandal over your leaked dick pic.
I always do that. It turns me on.
Welma.
You mean Daphne.
I know what I like.
Soprano in a glee club.
Nerd.
And then we bought this old van, and Trav is a genius and Scooby Doo and you’re gonna be rich.
I’ve arranged a distraction.
No but I can’t wait to hear how it ties in with children.
What, do you think law school paid itself?
Winebulance.
Everybody dance now.

8/10

Shameless 5.04

The weakest episode in Shameless’s history. Fiona’s one week after dating marriage is gonna backfire soon. How could she forget about the 3 kids she still has at home? One stupid decision after another. Frank’s story of a lost fortune was great. Favorite line was Mickey’s when he said he not gonna tip a guy for losing his baggage. Frank fighting over a leg with a girl without a leg may be one of the most shameless things they did, next to Vi telling Kev to impregnate her mom, Deb losing her v card byraping a guy and Frank screwing the life out of one chick with a heart condition, or Karen screwing Frank and recording it to piss off her dad for calling her a whore, or Kev saying Karen’s Asian baby doesn’t have a Down syndrome, we’ll just looking at it upside down. I miss Sheila and Mandy already.

121 grant!
What the hell happened on Tuesday?
Are you still waiting around for like a fucking tip or sth? Caues I’m pretty sure you guys lost my suitcase. Holy fuck.
Maybe not for the boy you raped.
Tou stole a porshe?
Might have bought one.
One leg 60 grant?
All my fucking money spent on childhood amputees.

5/10

Nashville 3.11

I’m really glad that Nashville is finally back, but when are we going to hear something new from Rayna, Juliette or Maddie and Daphne? How great was that song of Luke’s?
‘If I drink this beer, I’ll probably have two or three. If I know me, I’ll be digging up the past, like it’s money in the back yard.’

Does this mean you’re gonna marry Deacon?
Rayna! I know she’s here.
Oh my God. She called off the wedding.
My name is Jane Smith.
Miss Smith, I have just a thing for you.
But I don’t wanna write a sad song. I I don’t wanna sing a sad song. I don’t wanna be a sad song.
Because I told her I loved her.
Maybe change your clothes.
Luke throws a party to celebrate.
I should probably tell you that Deacon stepped by.
I was upset about a chair.
Show has already been cancelled.
I’ll do it. Shut up, I’ll do it.
I’m just gonna go.
I’ve loved you since the first time I saw you.
I want to be the one to take care of her.
If I drink this beer, I’ll probably have two or three. If I know me, I’ll be digging up the past, like it’s money in the backyard.

7/10

Castle 7.14

A good case, that I actually remember 5 days after it premiered. I like Castle as PI, the cases are more interesting. It’s something new the show needed.

Knock them dead, babe.
Beckett he killed her. [Out of service]
I believe he’s been right to many times not to consider it.
She wanted justice for one murder and committed two.
Yeah I’m gonna go with dead.
What’s in the bags and where are you taking them?
Guess who was suspected of killing his first wife?
Her husband.

7/10

Switched at Birth 4.05

Have you seen this week’s SVU? I really hoped this SVU episode could be SVU good, and it wasn’t. My favorite scene was when Regina told Bay she feels sorry for the girl, because she was raped. I hate that because it’s an ABC Family teen show the whole family knows about what happened to Bay a day or two after it happened. If it was any other show, the girl would have moved on, and suffer the conseqences years later. Show me a 19 year old girl that’s been date raped by a person she thought was her friend who told her entire family what happened to her a few days after the fact?

I wasn’t.
Hey, mom.
I remember up to a point and then nothing.
I’m not gonna tell anyone. What’s the big deal.
That she was raped. She didn’t give consent.
The room’s spinning.
If I fon’t remember it how can it be okay?
She’s my sister.
Something’s happened to Bay.
You have to trust yourself.

5/10

Pretty Little Liars 5.18

How bad was this week’s PLL? No one cares about Mike.

Mona liked her movies.
Thanks don’t mention it.
That’s Betthany. She’s talking about Alison right?
They have matched the blood.
If Ali really cut you off, congratulations. Yiu don’t kbow how lucky you are.
I should have said something that night.

4/10

Eye Candy 1.04

I’m liking her friend from work much better than the girl from the bar, and the show might have just saved itself.

They’re all on flirtual.
You’re fired. I’m kidding. I covered for you.
Who’s the insomniac?
I know why he’s killing them.
Julia hated her teeth.
He wants perfection.
It’s your birthday?
Yeah.
What kind of a person doesn’t know their best friend’s birthday.
You passed my test.
Perfection doesn’t exist. Everybody’s flawed. Especially me.

7.5/10

Scandal 4.11

That’s what I’m talking about. Scandal is back with a great episode. Last week was disastrous and felt forced and stuck up and this week is just fine. But Mellie sleeping with vicepresident? Come on Mellie, it might have as well been you.

It woyld be a shame if miss Pope was beheaded.
Where’s the black lady. (Good thing you’re black)
I didn’t know there’s a coalition for West Angola.
They have Olivia.
I appreciate you sharing it with me.
I’m saving Olivia Pope.
I’m wearing a ten gallon white hat.
I have Olivia Pope for you.

10/10

How to Get Away With Murder 1.11

A SVU case, that Annalise gave up. Olivia Benson would have said the woman captor is a victim too. How did they find his body?

Fled you mean.
Welcome to HTGAWM Semester 2.
I’m not a role model.
My husband’s keeping 2 girls captive in our basement.
You’ve never been raped, have you?
You kept her.
Where is she!?
She just turned 4. I saw how he started looking at her.
You, what’s going on with you?

5/10