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Greys 12.05. SVU 17.06. SVU 17.08. Downton Abbey 7.05. Switched at Birth 4.19. Switched at Birth 4.20. Bones 11.04. Castle 7.05 Grandfathered 1.05. Grandfathered 1.06. Nashville 4.03. Nashville 4.04. Nashville 4.05. Nashville 4.06. Scream Queens 1.05. Scream Queens 1.07. The Leftovers 2.03. The Leftovers 2.04. The Leftovers 2.05. The Leftovers 2.06. Scandal 5.05. Scandal 5.06. The Good Wife 7.04. The Simpsons 27.05. The Simpsons 27.06. Faking It 2.20

13 Friday Nov 2015

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Hi guys. I know I haven’t been reviewing films, (or writing proper reviews of shows either) since summer, but I will once the year ends. I have seen 253 films this year, and I want to make it to 300 by 2016. Here are some reviews I had time to rewrite today, some are missing, but will get posted on the weekend.

Greys 12.05

Oh the ugly dinner. Why are we keeping Derek’s killer on? And the bitch had the audacity to come back and pee in Mer’s bathroom. Shonda is making such a mistake hiring her. Best episode this season.

I like the whole where the wall was.
You’re smiling, like you’re in a hostage video.I like drunk Robbins.
Calliope. I used to call her that.
She’s going to join the program at Grey Sloan Memorial.
It’s where Derek died.
Perfect Penny killed my husband.
Derek was my brother.
Penny killed Derek.
Meredith said she killed him.
Penny was just going to tell me how my brother died.
So tell us how. I wanna know what happened. Tell me what happened.
Tell me the rest. Tell me all of it.
Did he say anything to you before you killed him?
Get her out of my house!
We’ll fire that bitch.
She killed Derek.
You should have told me.
Get her out of here before I kill her

10/10

SVU 17.06

Amanda’s sister is now a hooker. When she said ‘you were raped on the job’ I wished I could punch her through my screen. She never would have been raped if she didn’t have to protect your stupid ass. Also their mother is not much better as it turns out with her ‘maybe by then you’ll learn the value of family’. Important to point out: Kimmy convincing their mother it’s her agent calling her not her pimp. The new sergant is annoying and does not know anything.

No, that could be DNA.
What happens at SVU, stays at SVU.
Help Amanda and her baby.
You were raped on the job.

10/10

SVU 17.08

The new seargant is clearly not SVU material. He messes every case up and doubts Liv all the time! Come on, Liv knows what she’s doing!

He’s successful.
For your facebook page?
Its for Rollins. She’s gonna be pissed she missed it.

4/10

Downton Abbey 7.05

You’ve read too many novels, you’ve seen too many movies.

8/10

Switched at Birth 4.19

Do I really want to work for free?
Who cares what your mom does for a living?
Who said they need to be fixed.
What’s wrong with being abnormal.
Why is it that you tell her everything?
You chose her. Like always. Right now it feels like the last 4 years never happened.
You’re taking my job?

7/10

Switched at Birth 4.20

John being jealous and being mad at Katherine for wearing a tight but not so revealing dress. 10 months later Bay is a tattoo artist. And the last line that reminded me of Lost, ‘we have to go back’. I am said the second halfof season 4 flew by so quickly. I know I would have appreciated this show more If they played it as always, during summer, so no other shows get in the way. And I’m disapointed, as it may mean that we won’t get new episodes in January, but March or something.

You’ve got to let her go.
Your boyfriend payed 400 for the night.
In that dress.
You will be the artist you want to be, someday.
Go on your own.
I’m gonna do that.
But it gets better. I promise.
You should come with me.
To China?
You’ll bring your sketchbook. Get inspired.
The Switchters.
He’s perfect. He’s absolutely perfect.
Look at us honey, we are grandparents.
Carlton now. Carlton forever.
10 months later.

9.5/10

Bones 11.04

Booth stresses over Bones killing off a characted based on him.

You can’t kill Agent Andy. He’s based on me.
Thanks for the spoiler alert.
He’s easily replaceable. Just like agent Andy.
You’re killing Agent Andy? But he’s your husband.

4/10

Castle 8.05

Who knows, you guys. All Castle cases are the same.

6/10

Grandfathered 1.05

Gerald (Son).
Move the freaking car, man!
I think Vanessa has the car situation handled.
He was blasting Taylor Swift.
She was crying. He was loving it.

3.5/10

Grandfathered 1.06

You’re taking advice from a prepubescent kid.
Hacking into your mainstream.
That woman who tamed George Clooney.
And you are attractive.
I already told everyone in the bus over here.
Fake enthusiasm.
I’m binging on ice cream.
That’s not ice cream.
My sweat is staining up my shirt.
Are you using me for shade.
You were blessed with a big head, share your gift.
It’s locked it’s locked it’s a push.
I don’t play baseball. Did you bring it from your house.
My Amal is out there somewhere.

7/10

Nashville 4.03

Deacon’s sister dies.

3/10

Nashville 4.04

Yes idiot. I know.
I’m upset because I can’t be the way I am with you around people.
If I didn’t work with people with complicated lives, there would be no one to write with.

5/10

Nashville 4.05

Maddie sang with Juliette and lost her virginity to Colton all in one episode.

5/10

Nashville 4.06

Why is Dean’s sister from Gilmore Girls being a dumb groupie? Maddie is acting out. I guess they had to kill Jeff off as he joined Scream Queens.

What you wear what song you choose leaves a mark about who you are as an artist and as a person.
What is it, drugs, booze?
You are so talented.
You’re practically her father.
She was a born performer.
I would like to sing you one of her songs. She used to close every show with that song.

7/10

Scream Queens 1.05

I’m gonna look like a skinnier Angelina Jolie.
Someone always goes lesbian.
It’s super weird that you sleep with so many old people.
A panic room. Jodie Foster’s was small and gross.
I’m about to get murdered.
The only thing we can do is watch him die.
There wa snever any food in there. Just laxatives.
You and I are gonna outlive that nerd.
Thank you for making that announcement that no one cares about.
What a great way to pretend all those people we knew were not brutally murdered.

7.5/10

Scream Queens 1.07

I love Jamie Lee Curtis in this, but I do love her in everything.

And i do best to try to pretend I listen.
I saw that movie 50 times.
Just cause some damn hoe got murdered in it.
You know a woman’s face was burned with it?
We dont really eat around here.
This university can survive a series of killings.
You know why I never went into therapy? Beause the less we know about ourselves, the better.
Two babies?
That unusually weird girl with weird candle fetish.
You toothless inbreds.
Stupid foreign assholes.
Grace is the killer and this thing proves it.
You can stop killing everybody.
Why are you the same size as a 40 year old woman.
We all have mommy issues.

7.5/10

The Leftovers 2.03

Amy Brenneman centric episode. Finally. Laurie ran off some Guilty Remnants, and broke into some people’s house to get her laptop back from a kid.

I just need a file off that laptop.

7/10

The Leftovers 2.04

Evangeline as in Evangeline Lilly. Nice touch Lindeldolf.

Did it happen again? Are the people gone? Are they gone?
And then there are people who really wanna fucking die.

6/10

The Leftovers 2.05

Definitely my favorite episode this season, with Matt not being able to go back to Miracle and signing himself up for public punishment, by ‘carrying a cross’ just like Jesus did.

We live here.
I wanna free him. Because it’s my turn.

9.5/10

The Leftovers 2.06

Why so little Amy Brenneman this season? We’re halfway through and she’s been in 2 episodes.

Did you touch her that day?
Yeah its called lensing.
Because we asked them for help and they banished your brother.
I’m a lens?
Yes.
Demon has chosen you.
Say it again and say it slow.
It’s Laurie Garvey.

3.5/10

Scandal 5.05

Weirdos, focus.
A criminal, a whore, and idiot and a liar.
You fired Elizabeth?

6/10

Scandal 5.06

I don’t recall.
Olivia Pope’s band of lawbreakers.
Harrison Wright.
We’re all going to hell.
I didn’t say kill, you really have to let that go.
How sick is this. How sick are you?
He killed your son. My father killed your son.
Please hold for senator Grant.
You are my freedom.
You are going to make me the President of the United States.

10/10

The Good Wife 7.04

This is not To Kill a Mockingbird or Anatomy of a Murder.

6.5/10

The Simpsons 27.04

My friend actually did this, asked the police if he has the right to restrain a guy who attacked him a few days prior.

24 years trying to kill a 10-year-old boy.
Let’s move on to the next suspect.
Yes, there are intruders in my basement. Do I have the right to shoot.

3.5/10

The Simpsons 27.05

You gave money to this idiot?
Homer something.
You got into a fight with her because she wanted to give you a bike?

3.5/10

Faking It 2.20

What an awful finale, remember how good the season one finale was or the first half of season 2? When Amy told Karma about her feelings? Lauren can’t leave to Texas, she’s probably my favorite character, with her constant ‘What the fuck is this?’

You can tell me that kiss meant something.
I can’t.

2/10

SVU 17.01. SVU 17.02. Castle 8.01. How to Get Away With Murder 2.01. Scream Queens 1.01. Scream Queens 1.02. Switched at Birth 4.12. Switched at Birth 4.13. Faking it 2.11. Faking it 2.12. Faking it 2.13. Faking it 2.14. The Whispers 1.13. Scream 1.10

10 Saturday Oct 2015

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As promised, here are the missing reviews.

SVU 17.01

SVU is back. Not their best case, but good enough.

You’re suggesting he was able to pass as a woman after 9/11?
He keeps autopsy photos beside his bed?

8.5/10

SVU 17.02

We all know the baby is Nick’s, you don’t have to lie, Amanda.

Usually you’re two steps in front of me.
You’re up for a flight?
Not really.
He gave her a ride, she bled from a papercut.
She had a slightly different scent, like you do.
Being a single mom is not easy.

9/10

Castle 8.01

I like the Alexis/Castle alliance.

You closed four cases?
You and Beckett are magic together.

8.5/10

How to Get Away with Murder 2.01

I love how they show us that a straight woman may fall for a woman without being gay. Annalise isn’t bisexual, she just has a weakness for her ex. I don’t think she’ll be hooking up with any other woman. Can we keep Femke on full time? ‘I’m not gonna know you next year’ describes every shared accomodation leaving ever.  You’re just thrown together by an accident, and you won’t keep in touch with most people you meet. Denying ‘thinking about the one that got away every other day’ is what we all do and have to live with.

I’m not gonna know you next year.
I grew up, I stopped playing the victim.
You’re the one sick enough to do this.
Now that you’ve done it, you’re a monster, just like me.
I’m not sitting here every day crying about how you left me for your therapist.
I lied, I think about you every day.
She’s just about to off us.
You’d get no warning if I was to off you.

6.5/10

Scream Queens 1.01

Cleaning up bulimia vomit.
Everyone is encouraged to dress white, be white.
I’m a candle blogger.
Mr convicted sex offender.
These sorority bitches.
Screaming bloody murder for being objectified, even though they objectify themselves.
Oh Pissy Spacek.

8.5/10

Scream Queens 1.02

Just because you know a guy who was in class with the dead girl’s roommate does not mean that it could’ve been you.
Dean of Murder U.
Like a Friends episode, but someone is tryng to kill all the Friends.
What good are you, we can call yje police ourselves.
Cannibal who cooks his victims.

5.5/10

Switched at Birth 4.12

Travis’s back story.

It’s because that girl got raped in the deaf dorm.
Standing up to your attacker like that.
I get what you’re going through. I do . Something happened to me.
It happens to a lot of deaf kids.
It was a family friend, a long time ago.
I don’t think any differently of you.
Something similar happened to her.
Definitely, Have her email me

7/10

Switched at Birth 4.13

I don’t think Toby is ready for this, two years ago he was still in high school and he hasn’t grown up since then.

John, walk into the 21st century.

3.5/10

Faking It 1.11

It will be like sisterhood of travelling pants.

2/10

Faking it 2.12

3/10

Faking it 2.13

Weaker and weaker every week.

1.5/10

Faking It 2.14

Oh so terrible.

0.5/10

The Whispers 1.13

Apparently I haven’t posted my review of The Whipsers’ finale. I was nicely surprised and I am awfully sad that we won’t probably see it next year. Claire was taken by Drew and I’m not okay with never finding out how it works out.

They’re not here for our planet, they’re here for our children

8.5/10

Scream 1.10

Rest in peace, Wes Craven. You will always remain one of my biggest insirations and influences.

Bad luck had it that Pretty Little Liars just went with the transgender storyline a week earlier.

You’re the survivor girl, which makes me the know it all sidekick. Oh crap, I’m gonna die.
I do not vote in favor of splitting up. Nor am I retiring in 3 days. And I will not be right back.
They always come back.
And survival girl at the back of the ambulance.
And survivor of the Lakewood slasher massacre.

10/10

Greys 12.01. Greys 12.02. SVU 17.03. Downton Abbey 7.01. Downton Abbey 7.02. The Good Wife 7.01. Castle 8.02. Scandal 5.01. Grandfathered 1.01. Switched at Birth 4.14. Switched at Birth 4.15. Switched at Birth 4.16. Switched at Birth 4.17. The Leftovers 2.01. The Simpsons 27.01. The Simpsons 27.02. Faking It 2.15. Faking It 2.16

02 Friday Oct 2015

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How are we enjoying the fall season? Are you as disappointed as I am? I actually caught myself wondering what’s happening on Revenge two sundays ago, and then I realized nothing. Nothing is ever going to happen on Revenge, as after an awful season 4, we won’t see what Victoria Grayson is doing, and I am not fine with that. Now back to the post, episodes missing, like the two hour premiere of SVU, HTGAWM, Bones, Nashville, Scream Queens etc. will be posted in a separate post tomorrow. All those premiered this week will be posted next week, as I didn’t want this note to be too long. I started watching The Grinder, but after two episodes, I can honestly say, It’s not for me.

Greys 12.01

What a disappointment. I am looking forward to what my favorite show has to offer this year and please let it be something better than this pile off bullshit.

2/10

Greys 12.02

Thankfully, the dull season opener was only that, a mistake that hopefully will never happen again. Meredith, Amelia, Alex and Maggie carpooling, doesn’t get any cuter and PG than that. Alex should have just rented a place not buy one, preferably in a better neighboorhood, like I finally did. Yes, no more loud and lousy flatmates for me. Remember when Bailey was the Nazi in season 1 and everyone was so little? I will always associate Greys with my teen years and I love that It’s one of the shows that’s built and raised me. How will Mer adjust being chief of general surgery with being a single mother of three?

Your neighboors seem nice.
This place is ran by ladies.They called Bailey the Nazi.
All she does is talk to me or at me.
I understand why Amelia suggested her. Edwards gets things done.
I deserve more.
I need a me and I believe that you can be a me.
I would like to apoint you chief of general surgery.
You are the calm in the centre of the chaos, you have been since I met you.

9.5/10

SVU 17.03

Could have been better, but didn’t we all love how supportive the teen trans’s parents were?

Boy dresses as a girl that makes it a special victims case.
The freak needs to learn a lesson look.
No transgender child should ever be singled out or hurt.

4.5/10

Downton Abbey 7.01

I can’t explain how how it will be to say goodbye to this show. The first episode focuses around the very awkward but fun sex talk between Carlson, Miss Hughes and Miss Pattmore; and everyone panicking about upcoming stuff cuts.

You could have rang for her yourself.
Tell her this, in my eyes, she’s beautiful.
I love her Miss Pattmore.
I’m bursting with pride that she would agree to be my wife.
You’ve clearly had a bad dream and confusing it with reality.
20 year time a house like this won’t be standing if it isn’t an institution.

10/10

Downton Abbey 7.02

For all I know I’d have to cook and do the garden.
You’ve worked here boy and man, if you don’t deserve to be married here, than no one does.

5.5/10

The Good Wife 7.01

How could Peter fire Eli, he’s the biggest asset of the show. Fortunately, Alicia won’t let him disappear into thin air. For a kid in college, Grace certainly has a lot of free time to play Alicia’s assistant all day long. Canning and Florrick is what I’ve been waiting for the whole summer.

Alicia Florrick, attorney at law.
Who is it?
No one, I’m calling myself.
You just lost your greatest assett and made your worst enemy.
Now you’re just making these jobs up.
She can’t inherit it.

10/10

Castle 8.02

This show is so not going in the direction I want it to go.

Did you guys get lost or did you purposely wait until the last possible minute to show up.
Please don’t tell me that son of a bitch was right.

2.5/10

Scandal 5.01

This season will be a drag.

I am not sick!
I can’t go home until you fix me.
Olivia Pope is in President’s bed, which means she’s up in our business.

1.5/10

Grandfathered 1.01

When Wouldn’t it be Nice starts playing. And Bob Saget saying ‘you don’t want that do you? when the screaming child passes him. This show is gonna give me mayor Full House feels and that’s what has kept me going the last few months. What a great pilot.

I’m sorry we don’t allow children.
Am I right Victor? White Victor?
What if I were gay and I met him at a bar?
I came across a buzzfeed list called 28 reasons why having a dad is the best and by number 12 I was crying so hard I was dehadrated.
It appears that you only own one set of clothing.
Saves you mental energy to focus on work.
I’m currently unemployed.
This scene is ridiculous anyway, running through traffic is more dangerous than the fall was. Just call an ambulance, dummy.
We were here, we’re here.
You carry an old photo of yourself?
Take a picture. Not of yourself, us.
You don’t want one of those do you.
Why do you have a meat thermometer in her butt?
People are meat.
You look a little young to be a doctor, could you get someone older, Asian if you got it.
Parenthood is pretty much an endless string of moments when you think you killed your kid.
It’s not dyed, it’s colored.
Have you had botox.
Yes, but not on my face.
Gerald’s dad is such a Clooney.
Ponyboy and Sushi.

10/10

Switched at Birth 4.14

To Angelo.

2.5/10

Switched at Birth 4.15

Nice Frida Kahlo lesson, I’m impressed, SAB. Should have mentioned her communistic views just to really shed a light on who she was as person. My Birthday falls on the tragic bus accident’s anniversary, among different unflattering events. A lovely episode, despite the Emmett drama, can’t they just stop showing him? No one cares how great he’s doing in LA.

And one of the unhappiest.
He slept with her sister.
The jealousy, the obsession it destroyed her.

5/10

Switched at Birth 4.16

I see what SAB writers wanted to do here, but it’s not okay to have sex with someone’s body while they’re passed out. He deserved to have his life ruined just like any other guy who thinks so does.

Then she googled me.
Doesn’t mean our lives are over.
Everytime someone googles me the word rape comes up.
He’s a good person who made a mistake.

3/10

Switched at Birth 4.17

Bay asking herself questions every artist does.

What if she’s the best thing that I’ll ever do?
It’s been 4 years since I’ve created her. I haven’t come up with anything half as good since.
You’ll never run out of amazing ideas. You’re just beginning.
I think I’m gonna stay here, figure out my next idea.
4.5/10

The Leftovers 2.01

Getting weird and did we really need so many new characters? Why were the girls running in the woods naked? Where the heck is Amy Brenneman? We’ll see what the second season brings. Teenage girls running naked in the woods while all the water from the lake has dried up is an interesing Lost-like mystery I wanna uncover.

Miracle Town, Departures : 0.
Is she adopted or did your mom fuck a black dude?
Dad, the water is gone.

4.5/10

The Simpsons 27.01

Scary threat of a breakup of the couple we’ve been following for 27 years, fortunately, it was all a dream. Yet oh so funny.

That’s just to remind me where I parked.
There’s a spider in my room.
Narcolepsy.
There’s four old people before me.
All my problems are my parents’ fault.
Smithers come up from my rear and grab me.
Marge has changed her status to it’s complicated.
Simpson, where are your shoes.
Narcolepsy.
I’m just a lonely man with a bag full of drugs.
Those are strechmarks young lady, I’ve had three children.
Doesn’t look like she uses that much shampoo either.
Sleeping through our theraphy session.

8/10

The Simpsons 17.02

The Gilbert family has learnt a valuable lesson. Srew everything.
Buddism is really just quitting in yoga pants.

3.5/10

Faking It 2.15

I honestly don’t know why I am still watching this show. Every week the episodes get worse and worse. And it’s not like Amy and Karma are gonna end up together. For all we know Amy may end up with a guy. Second half of season two is too slutty and just too, well, straight. Why does every show need to have a The Breakfast Club kind of episode? I know it’s one of the ten best teen films, but this was not a tribute.

No snapchatting your genitalias.
You can’t keep eating yourself up.
Come on give me

1.5/10

Faking It 2.16

I am proud of my intersex daughter.

3/10

The Whispers 1.09. The Whispers 1.10. The Whispers 1.11. The Whispers 1.12. Scream 1.06. Scream 1.07. Scream 1.08. Scream 1.09. Switched at Birth 4.11. Pretty Little Liars 6.08. Pretty Little Liars 6.09

28 Friday Aug 2015

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Here are the last tv reviews for the summer 2015. I know I promised to cover all the remaining films I watched the last 10 months, but I’m going on a holiday, and I’m simply too busy…rewatching Full House again. Don’t worry I will be back in September and I promise to continue covering films as well as tv series.

The Whispers 1.09

Possibly the best episode of the series.

After this, you’ll never be innocent again.
After he’s taken a child.

9/10

The Whispers 1.10

Nina got electrocuted.

3.5/10

The Whispers 1.11

5.5/10

The Whispers 1.12

I am upset about the possible series finale next week, I spent the whole summer watching this show, I got used to it.

I can’t think of the words right now.
Tell me she’s dead.
What’s the president daughter’s code?
The broadcast. It’s a live feed.
This is how he’s gonna do it.
She’s gonna send the signal.

3/10

Scream 1.06

Nice resting creep face.
I always thought my best friend is capable of murder.
4.5/10

Scream 1.07

Let’s split.
Said no one who survived a horror movie.It’s so quiet.
Yeah, until all the screaming and running starts.
Creepy music, I knew this was missing something.
Cue for reunion montage.
I think it’s finally time to get netflix.
Can we go back and shoot a modern Blair Witch?
I suggest you run.

8/10

Scream 1.08

And you wanted to see how Girl Interrupted am I?
His class is one stop victim shopping.
If he’s killing off The Breakfast Club, the only person left is a weird dark girl who only wears black.
Are you still up?
Always.
Holy Dexter’s air conditioner.

5.5/10

Scream 1.09

Your mom was Daisy.
Brandon’s son.
Seth.
Nina and Kieran.
I was gonna be the Babadook.
And she pointed out Kieran.
Save the Sheriff.

3/10

Switched at Birth 4.11

Switched at Birth is back, I knew the summer was missing something. We liked Bay’s scary daydream sequences, but all the other storylines did not hold together. I love how casual Vanessa looks here at the beginning of the episode, and the scene when she confronts herself was one of the best this show has offered. I really hoped it would be of of the switches who got pregnant.

We’ll apply to art school again.
Is it Tobys?
Wanted for kidnapping.
I’m a trainwreck.
Do not go to that party.
Don’t you get it, it was never about Tank.
I just have to go back to this night and change it.
And you have to know that you’ll be okay. We will.
The baby has Down Syndrome.

4/10

Pretty Little Liars 6.08

9/10

Pretty Little Liars 6.096
And they went with the transgender version of the story, as they got so deep into their traps this was the only way out. I know Cece was supposed to be A back from episode 3, but I really hoped it wouldn’t be that easy.

10/10

Switched at Birth Season 4a

14 Sunday Jun 2015

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Weakest half season of the show. The only good thing about this season was Bay’s sexual assault storyline. Why do we have to wait for new episodes till September? I miss having SAB during summer. According to Katie’s instagram, Daphne’s old team mate is coming back, which means it’s Daphne who’s pregnant.

1. 8.5
2. 2.5
3. 6.5
4. 8.5
5. 5
6. 7
7. 2
8. 8.5
9. 2.5
10. 6.5

5.75/10

After 8 episodes, 6.1, after 9, 5.7, and 10, 5.75.

100 Best Scenes of Mid and Spring TV Seasons 2015

11 Thursday Jun 2015

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No particular order.

1. Derek dies on Greys.
2. Victoria Grayson dies on Revenge.
3. Zeek dies on Parenthood.
4. Parenthood ends with a baseball match.
5. Adam becomes the headmaster of Chambers academy after Cristina gives him her spot.
6. Amber and Crosby are the new Adam and Crosby and keep the recording studio.
7. Victoria committs suicide by setting a fire to the Grayson Manor, leaving us thinking she’s actually dead.
8. Herman survives the surgery, but loses her sight.
9. Parenthood’s somehow uplifting flash forward where Camille goes to France after Zeek’s death and Max finishes high shool and everyone is there.
9. Amaro leaves SVU after being shot.
10. Meredith introduces her sisters to dance parties.
11. Greys make a major 10 month time jump, where they fit in the whole 12th season.
12. Meredith gets pregnant and gives birth to Derek’s baby.
13. Meredith runs away with her kids just like her mother did, later names her daughter after Ellis.
14. Alex is Meredith new person and shows up to pick her up from the hospital.
15. April goes to Afganistan with Owen, out of nowhere.
16. April gives birth to a baby who lives only a couple of minutes, just like Amelia’s unicorn baby on Private Practice.
17. April and Jackson split up after he gives her an ultimatum.
18. Jo tells Alex he should give Meredith her house back.
19. Booth starts gambling again.
20. Bones is pregnant again.
21. Bones throws Booth out for gambling.
22. Derek saves everyone for the last time.
23. Huck kills the whole bus of jurors on Scandal.
24. Debbie rapes a guy, losing her virginity at the same time on Shameless.
25. Debbie gets pregnant by the guy she raped.
26. Carl asks to get put in juvie.
27. Sammi makes a Manson swastika tattoo on Chucky’s forehead.
28. Sammi runs with a gun after Mickey, while two cop cars follow.
29. Frank falls for a young doctor, who later commits suicide.
30. Chucky is a little small for his age, but he’s 13.
31. Ian steals a baby.
32. Chucky clulessly lets uncle Carl strap bags of drugs to his belly.
33. Ian is diagnosed as bipolar.
34. Ian finds out his condition may get a little better after 40 years of taking pills.
35. Debbie gets all crazy and tells Fiona she loves her boyfriend and wants to have his babies.
36. Kev is the campus’ rapewalker.
37. Hodgins invents a magic mat.
38. Norman can’t stop thinking of his mother sexually on Bates Motel.
39. Psychologist asks Norman if he wants to sleep with his mother.
40. Norma asks for a pool when blackmailing a guy.
41. Norma and Romero almost kiss.
42. Dylan gets 25 thousand for Emma’s surgery.
43. Norman kills Bradley as his mother.
44. Norman turns all Norma and makes breakfast for her sons.
45. Norman as Norma tells her brother he raped her.
46. Norma hits Norman on the head with a vase after he pushes her down the stairs.
47. Norma forgives her brother for raping her repeatedly when they were kids.
48. Castle tells Alexis she’ll figure out what she wants to do.
49. Castle is the closest person to an air marshal and along with Alexis solves the case.
50. Kate has to choose between being a Captain, even though she was never a lieutenant and sergeant, or a senator.
51. Norma tells Romero she knows how the town works, as she was raped.
52. Little Abby is the killer on Secrets and Lies.
53. Cougar Town ends with the gang wondering if they’ll be meeting at Jules’ house for the rest of their lives, doing crazy things together.
54. All the Braverman mothers tell Amber about motherhood.
55. Parenthood plays Jesse’s Merchants Remember Defeats as each Braverman learns about Zeek’s stay at the hospital.
54. Amanda tells Barba her previous captain raped her.
55. Liv tells Amanda to go see her therapist.
56. Travis starts a vinebulance buisness.
57. Bay is sexually assaulted on Switched at Birth.
58. Zeek’s Let’s go home after they go back to their old house.
59. Homer has an accident and thinks his 10, as he befriends Bart he tells him to stay 10 forever on The Simpsons.
60. Lauren Graham and Mae Whitman perform The Circle Game.
61. Kristina looks at Chamber’s students on Carrier Day as Ave Maria plays.
62. Amber names her son after Zeek.
63. Elsa commits suicide after learning all her freaks were murdered, and meets all of them in the afterlife.
64. A has a lyer where he kept Mona dressed as Alison and now the girls joined her at the Dollhouse.
65. Sheila’s house exploads, and she leaves Shameless to travel, when she couldn’t leave the house for years.
66. Lip tells Mandy she’s gorgeous and smart and she leaves with her abusive boyfriend anyway.
67. Nadia from Chicago PD is found killed and raped on SVU.
68. Paul Adelstein guest stars on SVU again as a dentist who raped his niece and all of her friends.
69. Will Chase performs If I drink this beer on Nashville.
70. Katherine tells Bay she was sexually assaulted by her friend’s brother when she was 17.
71. Amelia tells Owen about her unicorn baby.
72. Crieepiest episode of Castle when 3XK comes back and claims he’s not 3XK he just got plastic surgery to look like him.
73. SVU squad goes undercover as pimps when a woman asks for help in finding her daughter.
74. Ian’s the gay one with all the problems.
75. Rayna saves Maddie from Edgehill, ruining the company.
76. Rayna signs Layla.
77. Amelia gets a standing ovation after she finishes her lectures.
78. Rebecca gets killed on How To Get Away With Murder.
79. Annalise’s mother burns down the house after she realizes her brother raped Annalise.
80. Yard chair episode of Scandal.
81. Jelly Bean must be rushing to get the results of her latest STD test.
82. Daphne decides to retake her class after her friends get hit by a car and a nurse tells her there’s not enough doctors who know sign language.
83. Emily tells the world she’s Amanda Clarke.
84. Canning asks Alicia to partner on The Good Wife.
85. Kalinda leaves.
86. Nolan continues avenging people.
87. Norman sits on Norma’s bed and touches her thigh while she’s sleeping.
88. Alicia reminisces to Will times when emails get hacked.
89. Derek says none of the kisses before Meredith counted.
90. Daphne performs Have a little faith in me without her sister.
91. Alicia tells Grace it wasn’t just flirtation with Will.
92. Meredith breaks down and throws charts.
93. Amaro leaves SVU.
94. Olivia says she didn’t have personal life when Elliot was her partner as their partnership took all her time.
95. Everyone is freaking out as the courtroom gets shut on Bad Judge.
96. Victoria offers her life for Emily’s so she can have some more time with her father.
97. David Clarke dies.
98. Jules bumps everyone with the car, including herself.
99. Bay gets an everyday hero project, after Emmett tells her she is not doing anything with her life.
100. Bones and Booth leave the Jeffersonian.

Greys 11.15. Greys 11.16. Greys 11.17. SVU 16.17. Shameless 5.09. Shameless 5.10. Shameless 5.11. Cougar Town 6.10. Cougar Town 6.11. Cougar Town 6.12. Revenge 4.15. Revenge 4.16. Revenge 4.17. Bones 10.11. Castle 7.17. The Good Wife 6.14. The Simpsons 26.16. Scandal 4.15. Scandal 4.16. Scandal 4.17. Switched at Birth 4.10. Pretty Little Liars 5.23. Pretty Little Liars 5.24. Pretty Little Liars 5.25. Eye Candy 1.09. Eye Candy 1.10. Secrets and Lies 1.03. Secrets and Lies 1.04

02 Thursday Apr 2015

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I have decided to quit American Crime, as it hasn’t really won me over and I don’t really have time to follow shows I really don’t believe in. I’m gonna stick with Secrets and Lies, because I’ve seen the AU version and it has Kadee Strickland in it.

Greys 11.15

Greys do their own 911 episode. Not as good as SVU’s but still. Ed Sheeran’s best song – Photograph is used, and the use of Staying Alive was at least disturbing.

She hasn’t lost anyone since November.
Ruby, I’m Owen.
The ohine is beeping. I think it’s running out of battery.
I don’t wanna ask her to do this.
Hahahaha staying alive.
The nurse that had syph.
Ruby?
There was a gap. I was just too different.
89 surgeries with no miss.
What does that tell you? That I’m better off without him?

10/10

Greys 11.16

Hunt just saved this little girl’s life over the phone.
My short twisty mad voice.
He’s not cheating on you.
It’s time to deliver the baby.
Whatever is gonna happen, is gonna happen.
Meredith, what happened?
I’ll forget that I’m a murderer?
You’re a freaking novel romance.
He’s done it before. He met a girl. He met me and left Addison.
It’s not just my wife. Elis had Alzheimer too.
I have an Alzheimers predisposition.

7.5/10

Greys 11.17

Worst episode of Grey’s history.

I’d take it alart, piece by piece. But immediately, there’s always something
left.
Seriously weird, seriously misguided.
When he kissed me, we were exactly the same age. All those years between us disappeared. Somehow we’ve never run out of things to talk about.
I love my wife. I don’t want anything other than what I have with her.
You. You. You are my everything. I love you and I’m not gonna stop loving you. I can’t live without you and I’m gonna do everything in my power to prove it.

4/10

SVU 16.17

She made me do her.
I’m thinkibg your sister’s fiance might have been raped.
It was right. And it wasn’t your fault. And it’s not just gonna go away.
It was a man.
Seriously? How does that even work?
Do you think a man could respond like that under duress?
Actually, yes, we do.
What do you mean other services?
It’s like free sex. I should feel lucky. Right?
It’s like onion. You cry, it doesn’t mean you’re sad.
It’s a mechanical, chemical response.

5.5/10

Shameless 5.09

What’s it feel like to be crazy?
Strap it to Chucky.
Uncle Carl?
He was cleaning his gun and it back fired.
I’m not Monica anymore than you are.
I told you not to fuck up your life.
You can’t drink it away. It won’t go away.
He ran that way.
He’s 13. He’s a little small.
Don’t shoot, I’m white.
Don’t say anything!
I want a fucking lawyer, motherfucker.

10/10

Shameless 5.10

Chucky’s Manson tattoo.

Let’s be honest. Chucky was not destined for greatness.
Even if he’s functionaly retarded, he’s still doing time.
What’s the occasion?
You have got to be kidding me.
If I didn’t know him, I’d rhink he’s an upstanding citizen.
He’s gonna be running that joint.

5.5/10

Shameless 5.11

What the hell happened to Shameless!? The only good thing was when Sammi rat Ian out. Have Carl and Chucky left the show?

They’re ready to take him to jail now.
It’s a shame when someone you love is taken away, isn’t it?

1/10

Cougar Town 6.10

He’s practically screwing her at the table.
House privleges are revoked.

5.5/10

Cougar Town 6.11

That’s why Grayson sprays cleanser on everything you touch.
You wanna tell me a story, act it out with beautiful people while I’m eating popcorn.
This isn’t like the hamster hostage situation.
What’s my birthday?
I’ll try harder.
I lost some beautiful wine glasses.
I just can’t focus enough to read a book.
Jules!
I loved it!

5.5/10

Cougar Town 6.12

How do we live without the cul-de-sac crew and jokes like ‘Jelly Bean must be rushing to get the results of her latest STD test.’? Don’t go. I will always love you, Cougar Town. Thanks for being here for the last 5.5 years. You were oh so good.

I hate people.
Pipe down, chucklehead.
This may surprise you, but sometimes I give off a creepy vibe.
Eh. We’ll see.
Laurie and Ellie had a kissing contest.
Yeah, pipe down ass wipe.
I proably look like Sigourney Weaver in that alien film.
Jelly Bean must be rushing to get the results of her latest STD test.
What the hell do you guys do when I’m not around?

7/10

Revenge 4.15

By tomorrow morning the world will have a completley different idea of Emily Thorne.
Emily and I are like superheroes.
And bad to those who don’t.
Jack told me the gym was on the 8th floor.
I both broke and entered.
I’m sorry I didn’t see it sooner. How much we are alike.
Emotion and sincerity can be faked.
You have done and sacrificed so much for me Jack, but I can’t Jack. I’m sorry.

9/10

Revenge 4.16

The last couple of episodes make it so easy to say goodbye to the show.

Who are you?
The last person you wanna mess with.

1/10

Revenge 4.17

The last couple of episodes make it so easy to say goodbye to the show.

Emily flew me in last night. Or should I say Amanda?
Oh how kind of you, but get out.
It was an accident.
Whith you there are no accidents.
The baby is gone. Daniel is gone.
I tried to end it, but it was too late.
Then she pushed me.

5/10

Bones 10.11

I have missed it, but this episode reminded me why I haven’t really missed it. Another weak case. Can we go back to season 6 when this show made so much sense? And then, and then the last four minutes comes, and we hear that Lance has left Booth and Brennan a love-story version of the book he wrote on them five years ago. You tear up and forget that the case you’ve just watched is about a few lesbians, who might all have out another lesbian in a tree. And you hear Sweets’s dedication and agree with it completely. My life means so much more with you Bones, it’s just that you used to be so much better.

I don’t have tea party with God.
My three year old can complete a 100 piece puzzle, I wxpect the same from you.
Why hide a body in a tree?
Booth, the screen was cracked.
I minored in religion in college.
It’s the book he wrote for you.
My life means more, because I know you.

6/10

Castle 7.17

Speaking of long running shows disapointing, look at this one.

Like I should be doing something more.

1.5/10

The Good Wife 6.14

My pants get so sweaty, so i remove them.
Grace, can you pray for him, cause I don’t believe in Him.

6/10

The Simpsons 26.16

Marge’s hair.

8/10

The simpsons 26.17

Shut up biking Flanders.
Cat Deely says You’re america’s next… Someone has clearly messed up the shows.

2/10

Scandal 4.15

That fear quote.

This is just theatre.
Something horrible happe ed to you. You could use something good right now.
Sometimes fear keeps us safe, sometimes it holds us back.
There was a hole.

6/10

Scandal 4.16

Worst episode of Scandal, but Huck killed.

She would have talked.
She is not your client. Abby is. Abby’s family.

2.5/10

Scandal 4.17

Emily Bergl was Cyrus’s wife, and Kate Burton is back and she’s taking the loss of presidency pretty well, and lots of Bucatinsky in flashbacks.

It’s been sixteen years and I barely know you.

4/10

Switched at Birth 4.10

As a writer, I get Emmett taking Bay’s story as an inspiration, but It was too soon, since the wounds haven’t healed yet. I stand with Bay. Working through it? That’s bullshit. But we undertand why they won’t work. A lot has happened in a year, they were just kids a year ago. You may not have changed, but your thinking certainly has. Daphne’s storyline was amazing. I am glad she’s retaking the class. Couldn’t she retake the exam though?

You had no right to put this in front of all those people.
This is my life you’re drawing from.
A couple of kids from your dorm got hit by a drunk driver.
There are no doctors or nurses here who know sign language.
What if you’ve given her the dialopid?
What happened to I’m always gonna come find you?
I guess we’ll need to redo the end of our timeline.
Oh my god. I’m taking that class again.
This is not because of you.

6.5/10

Pretty Little Liars 5.23

You were talking to A.
The texts stopped when Mona was killed.
It was A, not Mona.
is he saying what I think he’s saying?
Has she offered anything to induce your testimony today?

7.5/10

Pretty Little Liars 5.24

The liars got arrested.

I’m asking you to have three aswers. Yes, no and I don’t remember.
We’re not that desperate.
Yes we are.
We find the defendant guilty.

6/10

Pretty Little Liars 5.25

First of all, I am so happy Toby got Spencer’s parents involved in the A chase. Finally! And now Tanner knows too. Weren’t we supposed to find out who A is by the end of season 5? Is Andrew A or Charles? Is he Jason’s brother? Why did the DiLaurentises give him away?D Did he pretend to be a high shool student to be closer to them? Was is Mona’s old blood that was splashed all over rhe house that made everyone assume she’s dead? Why didn’t A kidnap Ali instead of Mona if he was obssessed with his little sister? Why did I A put a manequin of Mona into the back of their car?

We’re all going to jail. A wins.
If Mona was alive.
Welcome, please follow the lighted pathway.
Yeah, she’s Mona.
Why would it start all over again?
With a new puppet master.
It was a name. Charles.
A is recreating the prom we went to.
We know about A.
You need to charge our client or release him.
This is your prom Charles, you should e crowned the king.
It’s A’s layer.
Wanna say goodbye to your sister.
My God.

9/10

Eye Candy 1.09

We tattoed our wrists with our names.
I knew it was you.
Jake.

7/10

Eye Candy 1.10

It better get a second season, cause I’m more interested in Sara’s case than the flirtual killer, but I don’t like the idea that she orchestrated the kidnaping to ‘protect Lindy’.

Stay behind the gun.
Oh I intend to.
You’re him. The killer.
Hello, Eye Candy.
You’re my perfect one.
Jake killed his mother and his father killes himself when he thought she overdosed.
Show me all entries for Sara.
This is going to my hometown.

8.5/10

Secrets and Lies 1.03

Are you aware 70 percent of child killers inserts themselves into the investigation.
How nice, you can just stick ro your routine. Most people wouldn’t.
Okay. Elimination process. It’s not yours. It’s not mine. It’s not Christine’s. It’s not Abby’s.
Or what? You’re gonna kill me too?

7/10

Secrets and lies 1.04

Where you babysitting Tom?
Sexual misconduct.
They’rr brother and sister?
Your memory seems to be so conviniently unreliable.

3.5/10

Greys 11.14. Shameless 5.08. Cougar Town 6.09. Nashville 3.15. The Good Wife 6.13. The Simpsons 26.15. Scandal 4.14. Switched at Birth 4.09. Pretty Little Liars 5.22. Eye Candy 1.08. Secrets and Lies 1.01. Secrets and Lies 1.02. American Crime 1.01

09 Monday Mar 2015

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I finally have a holiday coming up, so the next post will come in 2.5 weeks once I catch up with everything. There won’t be any SVU, Nashville or Castle till I come back so it should be easy.

Greys 11.14

This week’s Greys was legendary. The most incredible episode since Cristina left. But are we supposed to be okay with Herman never operating again, just because she lived? At least she can have her work published, but not seeing her mentoring Arizona is going to be painful, and never seeing her again is going to be devastating. I still can’t believe Shonda got Geena Davis to come and stick around for 14 episodes.

The key to win or lose is to never fail. And the only way to fail is not to fight.
So you fight until you can’t fight anymore.
I’m being superhero. There is a scientific study that says if you stay in the superhero pose for just 5 minutes before a job interview, and important presentation or a difficult task, you will not only feel better, but also perform better.
Never let go, never give up. Never run, never surrender.
Fight the good fight. You fight. Even when it seems unevitable that you’re about to go down swinging.
Nice to see you face to face. Now you got to go.
You think or you know?
I thought she had another month.
I hand picked you and you’ve let me down. Now I’m not just questioning your decisions, I’m questioning mine.
Read a book for God’s sake.
She will no longer be Nicole Herman.
I thought you were special.
Dr Herman was with me on my worst day. I just wanted to be with her on hers.
Kill the intercom.
I’m in over my head.
You have it in your head that he’s better than you. But he’s not.
It’s a priviledge. Great priviledge.
This is the point of no return.
You did good, Robbins.
I haven’t been that resident in a very long time.
You’re exposing yourself to direct radiation.
She’s in my head.
That was pretty damn badass.
Did she have a stroke?
You did this for Mark. I can’t make that call.
Mommy?
I knew I picked the right horse.
Can you see anything? Anything at all?
The point is I’m going to get to figure it out. Something’s gonna happen next. The point is, I’m alive.
Cancer took her sight and we took revange on him and killed him.
Only freaking superheroes.
And that’s how you become legendary.

10/10

Cougar Town 6.09

I can’t believe there’re only 4 episodes left! It’s one of the shows I waited to start airing and got excited with every new promo. Four episodes to go and we’re still the funniest. Andy crashing into baby trolleys was this week’s masterpiece.

Come on, I’ll destroy that loser.
Except for serial killer.
Hey guys how you doing, I’m Andy.
Let’s pretend it’s a workout.
Normally I would never order that many calories.
In case you’ve left him some place.
There’s my trophy wife.
You look like a three year old who has to go to the bathroom.
Jeez J Bird go to the can already.
That’s some impressive walk.
Since when can you drink kale?
Oh my god, are we having an emotional relationship?
There were two of us in that van.
I just find threatening people relaxing.

8/10

Shameless 5.8

Sammy is my favorite, Lip can just ask his girlfriend for a loan, why is he panicking. Deb’s new boyfriend doesn’t know that Deb wasn’t kidding with raping the guy. Sammy shot Frank, because he made fun of her for being so needy. Chucky shitting his pants had me talking for two days. Carl pushing Chucky into the crowd, later drinking coke during class, and finally Frank bringing cotton candy and coke for Chucky and Carl, telling the girl who clearly waited for money to beat it and Frank taking the sweets from the kids and consuming it himself the minute the photo time was over. Sammy took Fiona’s place so smoothly, I cannot complain.

I’m not on duty till 7.
Watch out sixth grade. Third time’s the charm.
Yo, shut the fucking door.
Only one is yours and three don’t live here anymore.
Numchucks and a pack of condoms. Magnum.
Is everyone in line cause their scheldules got fucked?
You’re really gonna shit your pants?
I did a little.
You’re gonna push into them.
Fuck you.
You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.
Take a pic.
Beat it.
Why is Chucky your slave.
Calm down, Sammy.
Tell me you fucking need me!
I love you Daddy.
I love you too Sammy. I love you too.

10/10

Nashville 3.15

The Stella Sisters are the real stars of the show. I am obsessed with their vrrsion of Boom Clap. Girl on fire is another great performance by them. I am happy Layla is finally going to show her talent, and The Three XXXs was formed!

Till the day I die.
Like a wish that came true, I can’t stop thinking of you.
Guess who’s opening for Rascall Flats?
With me on stage.
With some gay dude.
I’m gonna have one of your songs up on Itunes in 20 min.
I’m in this band with my two ex boyfriends.
Come sing with me.
Deacon Claybourne.
Can’t believe you’re here with me.
There’re rivers between us.
Please don’t leave me anymore.
I was a victim of domestic abuse.

7/10

The Good Wife 6.13

Colin Sweeney’s just the best character.

Tell them they’re ruining my reputation.
Is that a casting tape?
Let the record show I was pointing to my ear.
This TV show makes me out to be a killer.
These are all names of real people.
Oops. I’ll call back.
Let me see those great legs of yours.
Cause I don’t like fags.
Kick that fruitcake when he’s down.
Guess I should have moved those gloves.
Trick trick. Yes yes.
I’m talking about banging that bitch till she screams like a 5000 dollar a night whore.
Like I told ya, fag. Big fag.
Because you’re the best person I know.

10/10

The Simpsons 26.15

A terrible fate indeed.
What sir? That’s Homer Simpson.
Kill the car. What is this?
A goat.
I’m sorry I pretended not to be gay.
Pay attention.
I haven’t showed you the place where Dave Grohl got robbed.
There’s never a bright side.
Here’s to suffering in silence.
This involves charity.

6/10

Scandal 4.14

Simply great. The father sitting over his son’s body on a yard chair is the most powerful scene of season four. All I need is for Mellie to be the president, but my gut tells me people will fall in love with the new vice president. But is Fitz ready for abother 4 years of marriage? Why isn’t he protesting? What about Vermont?

Bring me the cop who shot my son.
They’re one cigarette from joing Andrew in the stroke world.
Mellie’s next. I promised her.
You’re not auditioning to become America’s next black activist.
I put a university sticker on the car.
And there he is, laid out on a cold street, dead.
Just something about the vice president.
Which side you’re on?
Not yours.
You told me you were going to pick someone boring and unelectable.
I prostituted myself so you’d get your mistress back.
How dare you! What happened to my turn?
Quit or got fired?
I have no more tricks in my bag!
We can check for a knife.
He doesn’t carry a knife!
I did. Besides you were right, we had a deal.
And completely unelectable.
It’s Liv.
Talk faster or less.
There was a suspect in the car.
His blood is not on my hands.
Not just on vaxination.
I’m terrible at talking to people.
A receipt for his new phone.
No one’s going to arrest you Mr. Parker.

10/10

Switched at Birth 4.09

They must be doing something wrong since the show is olain boring.

Let’s play ball.
You’re talking to an artist.
A deaf boy who falls in love with a hearing girl.
We’re gonna dance like no one’s watching.
Untitled Emmett Bensoe project.

2.5/10

Pretty Little Liars 5.22

This is how a teen show should go. Poor Hanna, got into all those colleges for nothing.

You’ll be out in 15 years.
The already is already building a case against the oerson they think helped you.
And who’s that?
Hanna Marin.
She went to visit Alison, twice.
The person who hired you is framing an innocent girl.
Take the plea.
Someone is framing her and the same person is framing me.
Do you think we could leave all that darkness behind and start over?
I thought you were right behind me.
But if Hanna is innocent and you name her as you accomplis you’ll have to live with that terrible lie for the rest of your life.
Alison took the plea.
You can tell Turner about A.
Your friends will understand.
What if Turner doesn’t believe me.
You have all those A threats on your phone.
Someone hacked into your phone. Thry erased everything.
Hanna’s been arrested.
So either Voyjack is A or he’s working for him.
They dound Mona’s clothes.
I changed my mind. I’m not taking the plea.

10/10

Eye Candy 1.08

Sarah.
Lindy, she’s alive.
It wa staken in your home town. 3 years ago.
My sister knew Babilon?
You’ve got 30 seconds to impress me.
The killer did this. It’s all his plan.
They were using me all along.
They don’t love you. Not like I do.
What if I tell you the people who hired you have information about your sister.
Hello Lindy, it’s so good to see you.
You used me.
What do you know about Sarah?
He’s one of those guys we rejected on Flirtual.
Isn’t that Lindy’s coat?
And she’s dating Lindy’s matches.
You’re the impostor.

10/10

Secrets and Lies 1.01

I have decided to give this one a look, because of Kadee Strickland that I miss on my TV every day. I have seen the AU pilot and it was much better, this is a very mediocre pilot. Also, they flew Indiana Evans from Australia. My money is on Kadee being Tommy’s killer.

Help somebody help!
We need you to come with us.
Stop it, leave us alone!
I know you didn’t do it, daddy.
Sometimes accidents happen. Mistakes.
You did know that Tom was your son?

5/10

Secrets and Lies 1.02

Better than the pilot.

Have you lied to the detectives?
The test was inconclusive.
His own wife daid he’s dangerous.
Maybe there’s something better on.
Christie, please let me.
So Tom was my brother.
Well you got the son you wanted.

6.5/10

American Crime 1.01

Good pilot, will watch. I have missed seeing Felicity on a daily basis so much. I’m so glad she didn’t retire like two other Desperate Housewives.

My neighboors, they look like they’re pretty much, well, dead.
Your son’s wife, there’s infications she was sexually assaulted.
Someone illegal?
It’s Tuesday and all they have is a description of a car?
And they said that Gwen might have been raped.
Why did you let them jump me?
We have to discuss your daughter being sexually assaulted.
I was at the garage.
They just know he’s illegal.
Do you know what these people did to us?
I still need the phone.
You were renting our car?
You’re under arrest.
I wanna see him.
I would know if my son was in trouble.
Your son was a drug dealer.

8/10