Greys 12.15. SVU 17.12. Shameless 6.02. Shameless 6.03. Shameless 6.04. When Calls the Heart 3.03. When Calls the Heart 3.04. Grandfathered 1.11. Faking It 3.03. Scandal 5.16. Pretty Little Liars 6.20

Some older reviews that weren’t posted.

Greys 12.15

Catherine Avery is a very hated character in my house. My parents hate her just as much as I do. Arizona wanted good and Kepner will need her. Jo stands up to Meredith, but I just think she’s being over-dramatic like always.

His women ran way, stole his job.
Why is she telling me this?

7.5/10

SVU 17.12

This is an older episode of SVU that I never posted with Liv back at her therapist office – right after she was held hostage. This episode of SVU covers every party ever. The defense in incredible in this episode.

She was raped at a school dance.
The maid noticed the dress was stained.
I told him not to go down there.
I couldn’t move or speak, it was like I was paralized.
#pickthatcherry
It was the boy’s first sexual encounter. He got excited and finished before anything even started.
Cherry pickers club.
The nerd defense. They made him look like Harry Potter.

10/10

Shameless 6.02

No one’s gonna ass rape you on my watch.
Totally looks like you fucked a fish egg.
Get up. She’s obviously retarded.
Not fair to other students, who manage to keep it in their pants.
Wrong answer son.
He used to be white.
Shittiest bar at the south side!
Never been the best at anything.
He doesn’t belong here.
Cause he’s black?
Curable.

10/10

Shameless 6.03

Where can I download that Fucking Fiona song? Simply best episode this season.

Who’s Sean?
Her boyfriend.
I thought she had a husband.
Nah, white girl, I don’t know you.
We was in juvie together.
I’m tryna wipe, do you mind.
You have a husband, or a boyfriend?
She has both.
We’re missing forms. We’re not new at this.
Fucking Fiona was fucking everyone
Fuck you Fiona
Fucking Fiona fucking everyone
So fuck you Fiona…

10/10

Shameless 6.04

Carl imagining himself driving while ‘I wanna perform on your stage’ plays, amazing. And Chucky is back and so is the uncle they framed for touching Deb to get the house!

And they’ll know you put out, that’s a plus.
Cousins who wanted to frame me as a child molester.
Fuck your con artist fucking family.
Hi aunt Fiona!
Would you get your Nazi nephew breakfast?

10/10

When Calls the Heart 3.03

Abigail goes on a date with the ex criminal pastor. Apparently this episode was so sweet I gave it a 10. You’re kinda in a trans when you watch this show, it’s what costumes and slow talking will do to you. Look how charmed with Downton Abbey everyone was.

Starting with that pretty lady of yours.
First time in my life I get to choose what I want to do.

10/10

When Calls the Heart 3.04

Why are all the kids the same age? There’s maybe 2 or 3 years between the youngest and oldest kid in the class and all they learn is kindness and respect. I’ll have a When Calls the Heart marathon tomorrow as I haven’t seen the remaining 4 episodes.

You are my inspiration.
Looking for a better life, but it took a while to find it.
Before you know it home will be right here.

8/10

Grandfathered 1.11

Edie is a model and Sarah gets cut out of the picture. One of the best episodes.

I grew up chubby.
I love this! My baby is a model!

10/10

Faking It 3.03

I can’t believe it, Faking It has finally had a good episode. And the one after it is even better! This hasn’t happened in forever. What’s with the ‘hump’ video, why would anyone do it? Was it some sort of a commercial or something?

Never wear bottom liner, it makes the eye smaller.
Resist the temptation to forgive.
There’s a clear pattern of you kissing girls.
Things can’t be all good all the time.
Why did it hurt so bad to see you kiss her?
Maybe I’m not 100% over you and maybe there’s a part of me that never will be.
Maybe a small part of me does want you to be in love with me.
I don’t wanna keep hurting you but I don’t know how to be your friend without hurting you.
I don’t know either.

10/10

Scandal 5.16

Best episode this season.

You’ll notice he’s my ex husband, not husband.
Mellie, I will get you the oval.
The decision to interrupt me while I was speaking.
This is wrong, Quinn, we can’t do this.
I did not earn this office. I was not fairly elected to this office.

10/10

Pretty Little Liars 6.20

The finale, oh boy. Remember how everyone was saying that in the book Ali had a twin? Yep, someone else does.

Aria and Ezra hooked up and Hanna and Caleb kissed, yes. The flashback to Hanna running to tell Caleb she’s wrong was cute, one of the best scenes this crappy half season. Also, old picture with Caleb’s long hair also gets a point. It won’t be a big spoiler if I say one of the liars is taken by the new A.

I should have checked the floors.
Who would have thought of that?
A!
Thank you for giving me Hanna, you’re free to go. – A.D.

10/10

The Middle 7.19. Nashville 4.13. Nashville 4.14. Thirteen 1.02. Thirteen 1.05. Faking It 3.01. Faking It 3.02. Castle 8.13. Castle 8.14. Castle 8.15. Castle 8.16. The Good Wife 7.17

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The Middle 7.19

What an episode! But what kind of a teacher invites their students to their apartment. Isn’t that what the campus/campus cafes and library are for? My whole family laughed so much during this episode.

Unless they thought the teacher giving it was dreamy.
I literally don’t know who any of those people are – Me in high school and Paris Geller an the graduation
That’s great we should be celebrating.
We don’t wanna meet them.
She’s weird and they’re probably too.
I’m weird and you’re not.
That’s true.
What dinner are you watching?
Cindy’s the love of my life.
And teh thousand things Sue tried out for.
Maybe if I was dating an orphan polar bear I’d have a better luck.
Because I wandered into your closet and imagined where all my stuff would go.
I wish your parents weren’t so cheap.
Hey, pink coat, how’s it going?

10/10

Nashville 4.13

Or they have back when I had a recording career.
It’s a symphony of scars.
You have to be registered with school for pick ups.
You think writing about sex makes the song good?
Hey guys, I want to play you guys a song that I thought the 3 of us…
Maddie whats wrong?
Glenn, if you ever saw me acting like Juliette again just kick me or something.
I would do anything for her.
We put both of our names on all the songs.

7/10

Nashville 4.14

I don’t really think that perfect makes for a very good song.
If only you knew more people who write songs.
You know there’s another songwriter who lives here right?
Hell, I could write a book.
And just for the record, Lila’s awesome.
I haven’t been doing well. I’ve been suffering from postpartum depression. I apologize. I shouldn’t have sign on to this movie. I need to be with my daughter right now.
What do you mean, she picked us?
The exes are officially in big leagues!
I believe in you. I would like you to come back to Will L records.

6.5/10

Thirteen 1.02

He was at my school, I must have been chosen.
She couldn’t get out of here fast enough.
But this place is home.
It’s called an Ipod.
Or he isn’t finished with Ivy yet.
This is ours.
I’m not a child anymore. I’ve had sex.
Can you confirm that the CCTV footage shows you walking unaccompanied?
Here you are actively looking for your kidnapper.
You walked up to him, your abductor and you took his hand.

10/10

Thirteen 1.05

I’m enjoying how badly this show portrays British sex crime officers. Loved it when Lisa read the registration number, reminded me of my SIA exam. But how on Earth was he so stupid he didn’t move the car? I am not sure I’m okay with the perv dying so quickly. They should have made the manhunt longer. I’m downloading the last scene song as I write this. Amazing episode.

EDITED on 14.04

Apparently I didn’t get the memo of this being the series finale, making the show so much worse, as it ended with the police looking like moron and it introduced lots of characters we didn’t need to know who only stole the screen time. I knew it was supposed to be a mini series all along, but 5 episodes?! The show has already come out on Monday! I will miss this show, even though it didn’t meet my expectations at times.

Phoebe, I’m a policeman, you’re safe.
Oscar Victor 06 Zorro X-ray
Move the fucking car, Elliot
Lisa, Elliot?
Me stupid, after what you’ve just pulled?
You need to get ready now, in front of me.
I’d like us to start a family.
Thirteen years wasted.
Everyone out there has changed and I thought it was their fault, but it’s yours.
I was relieved.
Power tower.

10/10

Faking It 3.01

Oh god, why is this show so bad, yet got me hooked?

3/10

Faking it 3.02

Let’s upload that video.

3/10

Castle 8.13

Some episodes are just better than others, and this one is one of those.

The cursor, it’s just blinking like it’s so easy to write a book.
This guy draw a diagram of me being violated by ET.
Man ends up with deadly snakes.
How proud I am of you for breaking up with Mr Castle.
Can’t you see the lady doesn’t love you anymore?
I, being the expert in English literature.
Bonjour.
I’m a how you say chef.
Quelle votre…
How you say catch up.
I’ve had this dish before.
With a little help from my friends.
Your husband and his band of misfits are all over the foorage.

10/10

Castle 8.14

The only good thing about this episode was the tape Castle left himself.

Actors are psychopaths.
You’re exactly like your father.
I’m curious by nature.
I already work with the best detective and I want to go home.

4.5/10

Castle 8.15

Nothing more off-putting than British people pronouncing Los Angeles as ‘Los Angelis’.

Recruit Beckett, recruit Beckett, recruit Beckett.
How did we end up here again?
Peekaboo.

3.5/10

Castle 8.16

Ryan called Esposito’s mom Mommy, the cutest. What a funny episode all together. What surprises is, they never talk to families or children anymore. How unrealistic.

Just as nature intended.
There is a Starbucks two blocks away, would you like directions?
Where can I find him?
In a cemetery?
Technically they were in the same line of work. You can say they met on the job.
Turns o
That’s the wrong ankle monitor.
Gracias Mommy.
Turns out chicken, chicken. chicken is bankrupt, bankrupt, bankrupt.
How about some yoga stretches before bed?
Ok, that’s it.

9.5/10

Thirteen 1.02

He was at my school, I must have been chosen.
She couldn’t get out of here fast enough.
But this place is home.
It’s called an Ipod.
Or he isn’t finished with Ivy yet.
This is ours.
I’m not a child anymore. I’ve had sex.
Can you confirm that the CCTV footage shows you walking unaccompanied?
Here you are actively looking for your kidnapper.
You walked up to him, your abductor and you took his hand.

10/10

The Good Wife 7.17

And it’s bad again.

My family needs a full time investigator. That’s not normal, is it?

4.5/10

Shameless 6.08. Shameless 6.09. The Middle 7.18. Castle 8.12. How To Get Away With Murder 2.14. Younger 2.09. Younger 2.10. Younger 2.11. The Simpsons 27.17. Thirteen 1.01. The Family 1.02. The Family 1.03. The Family 1.04. Pretty Little Liars 6.18

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Even though I love Amy Brenneman and Brad Siberling (hello, Moonlight Mile!) I am not starting Heartbeat. The pilot felt like Grey’s wannabe and we remember how Melissa George’s character got kicked out of the program. It’s Sunday, my notebook is full of notes and reviews, so here we go.

Some great news to start off, Melissa McCarthy has joined Gilmore Girls revival! Sookie’s back!

Shameless 6.08

Missing Shameless already. I though the guy was a pedophile, but pregnant woman fetish is gross too. I’m glad Debbie is no longer with that psycho family. The foot massage was too much, shameless, but very unnecessary.

I need a scary looking black man.
Wish I’d gotten into this business a long time ago.
You were singing that gay song.
Indeed I was.
Frank Gallagher 35 years ago!
The fuck I am, Grannie Quinnie.
Frank Jr.
Why is a man in Indiana shitting his pants.

10/10

Shameless 6.09

I was so happy when I saw Mandy! But she’s an escort now and killed a man. Lip being shocked about her driving a jeep and Ian not telling him where Mandy works, so he can be proud of her was absolutely incredible, and one of my favorite scenes this season. What’s with the commune living though?

Are you going to support Debbie as she unschools her way through life?
I met him through my service, escort.
Maybe something that doesn’t involve feces.
My nephew watches it on youtube.
You know that just because we were born here doesn’t mean that we end up here.
Is that her Jeep in the driveway?
Yeah, she found a job.

10/10

The Middle 7.18

Frankie saying her parenting skills are better then Nancy’s was amazing! And when Mike realized Sue’s no longer a child, too! I want some caramel popcorn balls too! Sue’s 19teen.

Just cause some of us have it down better than others.
I’m not done telling you how I’m a better parent than Nancy.
Brad and I got summer jobs at Dollywood.
Inappropriately touching a bunch of old guys an making their day.
Caramel popcorn balls.
But he couldn’t stop a woman.

7.5/10

Castle 8.12

Best Saw like episode of the season. Plane was last year right?

Wait what’s going on in that van? Is that my dad?
We had our best person on.
The guy is abducted like what twice a year?
He’s really good at what he does.

9/10

How To Get Away With Murder 2.14

It took me a while to watch the finale April 9th to be exact, and it was disappointing just like the whole season.

Eve’s’Did he hurt you?’ were the exact words Alex used 3 weeks later when he got 911 call from Maggie about Meredith on Greys.

Originally Mexico, I lived in Florida before law school.
We’re all bad people, that’s all we have in common.
What is this, a homeless shelter?
And then play us like little puppets.

7/10

Younger 2.09

Kelsey, I do get when an avocado post gets more likes than something more valuable, because for a long time, that was me. Also, in this episode a guy is *ing a sheep, so… um wtf?

More young creatives.
My avocado post got more likes.
She’s having an argument with an Uber driver about the ring.
It looks like I’m engaged to myself.

5.5/10

Younger 2.10

How did you like this season? It was light, but good.

I think he shares an assistant with a bunch of other guys. (I bet he does)
I’m not some emo teen who just lost their virginity.
Either you tell her or I will.

5/10

Younger 2.11

I hated Chad, I’m glad he’s gone, but they haven’t pulled such tragic deaths on Sex and the City, so wtf?

I’m tired of skinny jeans, but you just take a deep breath and hang in there.
Liza Miller is your mom?
Oh please tell me you’re not her new boyfriend.
Ice T
You can tell everyone about me, I don’t care. She deserves to know who she’ll be spending the rest of her life with.

3.5/10

The Simpsons 27.17

‘Excellent’ episode.

…Married to Homer.
Why am I on this? Swipe.
Finally I’m payed to act.
I’ll be in my trailer.
This isn’t Fiji water.
Someone’s using it for unmerry purposes.
Fishing license.
I’m dictating my autobiography.
Release. Release. Release!
That sounds vaguely sexual.
The Government owes us 2 million dollars. We owe them 37 dollars.
20% which is what your phone needs to stay in the green.
Excellent.

10/10

Thirteen 1.01

What a great show! It makes living in the UK bearable. Everyone who watches SVU will love it! But why on Earth did they name the male lead Elliot. Come on, try not to look like SVU.

There’s never been am escaped captive in the UK.
There’s a girl. It could be Ivy.
Bastard bleached the place.
The DNA’s come back as Ivy’s.
A hand on my neck pulled me back into a van.
Everything has changed but us.
He’s taken another girl.

10/10

The Family 1.02

I was enjoying this show until it turned out it’s not Adam.

They say once you’ve left home, you can never go back.
That’s for Adam, he never got sweets down there.
I was wearing these when he took me.
I need to touch the walls.
I need back up. I found a metal door. It’s the Adam Warren investigation.
The suspect is here and he’s burning the evidence.
I’m not the same person I was
so am I.
Yeah, but you have a good excuse.
So do you.

9/10

The Family 1.03

The idea of chipping sex offenders is game changing!

Once every 7 sleeps.
I regret all those years complaining about Wifi being slow.They should be chipped.
You can’t look at me, I’m your sister.

4/10

The Family 1.04

Second child went missing.
Is that him? Is that the men who took you?
He lost Adam so he found himself a new one.
Do you think he’ll do it though? Take another one?
The always do.

4/10

Pretty Little Liars 6.18

This half season is excruciating. I honestly have 5 episodes to watch and no desire to sdo so. I have also accidentally ruined the spring ending for myself – thanks TV Guide, so now I’m even less excited about watching them. I will try to watch them on Netflix when I’m off tomorrow.

Did they abort the baby? Or was it just a false alarm, I don’t remember at this point. What is wrong with being a cop? It’s a perfectly respectable job. I know that Toby did some one month long Mickey Mouse course, that would never pass as a cop course, but still, he’s a cop. Who needs college is they want to be a cop? Aria getting burned was just too predictable and fake. Makes me realize what everyone has been saying for the last two years at least, that this show has been on too long. I don’t know why I gave this episode so many points. I must have been tired.

There’s probably one of your beanies still in there.
Cause being with a cop is not good enough?

7.5/10

 

Greys 12.12. The Family 1.01. SVU 17.17. The Middle 7.17. Shameless 6.10. When Calls the Heart 3.01. How to Get Away With Murder 2.13. Younger 2.12. Grandfathered 1.19

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Hi guys, welcome back after Easter. My new 8 month old laptop died, which means I will have so much more time to post this week, as I won’t be busy watching films. Here are some reviews.

Greys 12.12

I am so happy they didnt kill Mer’s first patient. I was scared theoughout the whole episode that that was gonna happen. Her death would ruin the pilot we love so much. It would mess with the past and make us feel like there is no point in leaving since something we believed for 11 years now would have changed. There is no messing with the past. It’s our holy ground and I’m hlad Shonda gets it.

Someone said that. Wait that was me.
Guys, this room is full of dead people, show some respect.
She was my first patient.
They still let you be a doctor here?
She was a trainwreck.
So he thinks you should have been on that helicopter.
I work in peds. I figured it out.
You’re all grown up now.
So are you.
What happened to the other Dr Shepherd?
That’s a long story.

10/10

The Family 1.01

A new show from one of Shonda Rhimes’s writers about a boy who was kidnapped 10 years ago and his sudden reapearance.

Who are you?
I’m him.
They found that boy who was murdered 10 years ago.
The man is a sex offender.
Hi dad.
Hi, chief.
The man who was laying on top of me.
Why didnt you just run?
I did run. The first chance I got.
When was that?
Yesterday.
Maybe it was the decade of rape and torture.
Red dragon, he was breathing fire, right at me.
And all the other Adams who are still out there.
He doesn’t exist.

10/10

SVU 17.17

After 17 years at SVU Olivia got kicked out. What are you guys thinking of Olivia and Tucker?

There is no way that girl is 18.
Underage girls are being raped and trafficked.
They’re not cops, they’re rapists.
They forced me into a room and took turns raping me.
He’s raping 16 year olds while supposedly undercover.
So you don’t mention that you two are sleeping together.
He had everyone at SVU in kuffs.
I’m out. That is it. You’re dismissed.

10/10

The Middle 7.17

I still don’t understand why everyone has their wisdom teeth removed.

Think of it like Downton Abbey and I’m one of the basement people.
We fight this the way we fought that healthy snack thing.
This is the year of Sue 2.0.
You’re a Heck. Disapointment is your birth right.
Frab some napkins, we’re out of toilet paper.
Sue, are you crying?
Axl gave me a fork.
Sometimes you think you get an Elvis, but end up with an eagle. And thats okay. Eagles are great too.

5/10

Shameless 6.10

Weakest episode especially for a birth episode. Who else cried when they heard Debbie has named her daughter Frances?

Law, motherfucker.
I think I wanna be a cop.
And then I get a for asking me if I ever have been hospitalized.
Frances after her grandfather.
Frank?!

4/10

When Calls the Heart 3.01

As long as we’re no longer in Hamilton, I’m good.

I’m your new partner.

4/10

How to Get Away With Murder 2.13

Annalise’s gay ex-lover is the only reason the show is still watchable.

There’s not a day that I don’t lie to my clients.
Clients are some of the stupidest people you’ll meet.
Please tell me you just got fat.
Stop blaming me for your loneliness.
Call 911. There’s someone in Wes’s apartment.

8/10

Younger 2.12

What’s with a super weak finale?

You seem more fake now than when you were acting like you’re 26.

3/10

Grandfathered 1.19

This show certainly does not want to go out with a bang.

Cough syrup with codaine.
Replace it with pictures of handsome guys.
Movie selection process.
What’s the one thing none of them have?
A college degree.

3/10

List of all the shows I watch

As I just added Fuller House and The Family to my list I have realized there were a few shows missing, as the last list was made in July 2015. Here’s the complete list as of today. I will add some other shows that will arrive in March later. I’m also thinking of catching up on Ray Donovan and then adding it too. I have also realized the order has changed, as I’m no longer following some of the shows, like AHS, and some have been gone for a while, and didn’t feel that necessary anymore. These titles got pushed further down the list. This list is based on how much I care about the characters. The list has 74 titles as of March 2016.

  1. Private Practice
  2. Greys
  3. SVU
  4. Judging Amy
  5. Bones
  6. Gilmore Girls
  7. Dexter
  8. The Big C
  9. Friends
  10. Desperate Housewives
  11. Parenthood
  12. Brothers and Sisters
  13. Cougar Town
  14. Castle
  15. Shameless
  16. Full House
  17. The Middle
  18. Revenge
  19. Bates Motel
  20. Orange is the New Black
  21. Lost
  22. AHS – (only first 4 seasons)
  23. Fuller House
  24. Downton Abbey
  25. The Killing
  26. Chase
  27. Sex and the city
  28. The Good Wife
  29. Six Feet Under
  30. Pretty Little Liars
  31. Switched at Birth
  32. My So Called Life
  33. Nashville
  34. Suburgatory
  35. Surviving Jack
  36. Scandal
  37. Camp
  38. The Carrie Diaries
  39. Bunheads
  40. Younger
  41. Close to Home
  42. When Calls the Heart
  43. Dirt
  44. Go On
  45. Top of the lake
  46. Grace and Frankie
  47. Puberty Blues
  48. The Leftovers
  49. Arrested Development
  50. The Simpsons
  51. Sugar Rush
  52. How To Get Away With Murder
  53. Bad Judge
  54. Past Life
  55. V
  56. Grandfathered
  57. Faking It
  58. Secrets and lies (only season 1)
  59. Eye Candy
  60. The Whispers
  61. No Ordinary Family
  62. The Slap (AU)
  63. Off the Map
  64. Scream
  65. Scream Queens
  66. Thirteen
  67. The Family
  68. F is for Family
  69. Starved
  70. Fargo (only season 1)
  71. 90210
  72. Ravenswood
  73. Save Me
  74. Wet Hot American Summer

February 2016 – Fuller House and The Family join the list
March 2016 – Thirteen joins the list

Greys 12.10. SVU 17.15. Shameless 6.06. Shameless 6.07. The Middle 7.13. Grandfathered 1.11. Grandfathered 1.13. Grandfathered 1.14. Grandfathered 1.15. Grandfathered 1.16. The Simpsons 27.13. Scandal 5.10. The Good Wife 7.12. The Good Wife 7.14. Castle 8.12. Younger 2.03. Younger 2.04. Younger 2.05. Younger 2.07. Pretty Little Liars 6.12. Pretty Little Liars 6.16.

Congrats to Fuller House on being renewed for season 2!

Quick reminder for all you lovely people:

The Family, a new show from one of Shonda Rhimes’s writers starts tonight, March 3rd
Bates Motel is back March 7th
Nashville is back March 16th
Heartbeat, a show from Brad Siberling and Amy Brenneman starring Melissa George starts March 22nd
The Catch, new show from Shonda Rhimes starring Mireille Enos and Peter Krause premieres March 24th
Bones is back April 14th
also
Jodie Sweetin has been confirmed to star on Dancing with the Stars, which premieres March 21st.

I am going on a holiday and the next post will appear in about 2.5 weeks.

Greys 12.10

Flashbacks to Cristina and their first day made me cry.

I’ve been to therapy before. I’ve dealt with the big stuff. This is not big stuff.
Have you read my file?
That file is a page turner.
She loved him and that’s what makes him family.
But what the hell do I do now?
The truth may scare you, but you can do whatever you want.

10/10

SVU 17.15

Who is this exemplary human being?
In custody crying like a bitch.
Doggy.
I’m sorry you can’t play with the doggy now.
Her job is to protect children.
Is your husband a pedophile?
I’m on leave pending a transfer to a position that doesn’t involve juveniles, sex offenders or sexual assault.
Anyone who googles them for the rest of their lives will know that their father is a pedophile.
With time and therapy.
Men who do this have to hide it. They get very good at hiding.
I slept with him for 12 years.

10/10

Shameless 6.06

Freshly destroyed kitchen window.
Also it appears a large Hispanic family has been living under the house.
I call myself Ambassador for the pre deceased.
No you damn fuck, Everything I say is bullshit.
No way that retarded donut is Gallagher. Probably found him in a discard basket from good will.
You wipe tables. You feed baby.
Is this your new family?
You’re inviting me to your party?
Me and Debbie might need a backup place.
Debbie is having a girl?
Who’s car is this?
Companies.
Slow down, I’m pregnant.
Debbie’s family is throwing her a gender party.
We’re gonna hire a bouncer. A shitty scary one.
I am refugee. I eat fingers. Don’t fuck with me.
Debbie is having a girl and I don’t know what I’m doing.
Buy back the house.

10/10

Shameless 6.07

How are you liking Anna from Gilmore Girls as Chuckie’s grandma? Every time The show gets better with every time Frank calls Chucky a retard. I am not liking Ian’s new boyfriend.
I’ll watch chocolate-vanila babies.
I didn’t do gay sex in juvie.
I kinda like being in the middle of everyone’s shit.
Where’s your body guard. Gone, probably for a long time.
It’s okay to write about mass murderers.
Possible retardation.
He’s a little slow between the ears.
And that, my multicolored friends is freedom.
And the retard.
Fellas and Russian.
2 dollars.
For a text?
Fine, 20.
God is always watching, when you’re naked…
God must have some serious insomnia.
Now they just spread all over my waist like a sexy spider.

10/10

The Middle 7.13

A sweet birthday episode.

I’m not eating a Highway pizza or a parking lot pizza.
5 socks. Must describe to claim.
And there are some weird docks hanging on the wall.
Great, show me others.
Mom, that’s my friend, Lexie.\
O just frosted a phone book, so no one eat it.
We are not allowed to use candles in the dorm.
I can see why you and Sue are friends.

10/10

Grandfathered 1.11

Not sure who to call to cancel your 3h nap.

3/10

Grandfathered 1.13

That’s not racist.

2/10

Grandfathered 1.14

Who was recording that video?
I googled Rich people are Downton Abbey.
We’ve spent too much money on food poisoning.
The spa gave us food poisoning, now we can get our money back.

8.5/10

Grandfathered 1.15

Edie gets bitten at school, but the principal has a touchy-feely policy. Sarah and Jimmy are not happy about it. One of the best episodes of this show.
Which little monster did it?
They have some touchy-feely policy.
Let it go, we’re in too deep.
Are you the idiot that has been calling every 30 seconds?
Clementine. Snitch had it coming.

10/10

Grandfathered 1.16

I don’t know all of my 88 fans.
How’d this guy have 92 followers, that’s not fair.
Everyone is depressed and fat.
I deleted a buch of pictures od my nepherw to make room for it.
7.5/10

The Simpsons 27.13

I saw that Stephen Hawking movie and all I could think is he’s got a girl, give me a freaking break.
I thought it was yoghurt class.
There’s a lesson here. Never visit Grandpa.

5.5/10

Scandal 5.10

Jake is the new NASA director, wtf?
Can Abby handle it?
You wrote a book.
Well done, Red. Good for you.
I’m not interested anymore. Say less words.
He’s a normal person. We have to protect him. We can’t let him be friends with us.
Then I will call you tomorrow and we can get started.

6.5/10

The Good Wife 7.12

What’s with that bitch downstairs?
Sorry, I went to another floor.
Eviction notice.
Follow the UPS guy.
You could come to Lockhart Agos.

8/10

The Good Wife 7.14

I will miss Eli so damn much.
I trained you well.
Now I get why people have children. So they can admire themselves in someone else.
Tell them to buy juice at 7/11 like normal people.

6.5/10

Castle 8.12

Castle without Beckett is like…
This novel writes itself.
Tell us what’s next.
I don’t know. That’s what makes it so good.
We’ll be your plus 4.
He’s so very proud of you.
Am I going to see you or my dad again?
No.

8/10

Pretty Little Liars 6.12

6.5/10

Pretty Little Liars 6.16

You’re still really good at this.
Hamptons is just another part of Manhattan.
That’s the first homicide in 5 years.
Melissa’s suitcase is missing.

7.5/10

Younger 2.03

Now people just eat kale and tell the truth.
I feel like I’m in the Hunger Games.
Not too busy to post an picture on Instagram.
Point me to alcohol.

9.5/10

Younger 2.04

The empiriconda.
Why did she attach a pic of Charles?

6/10

Younger 2.05

Is that even legal?
Is that guy you’re dating?
Two tweets and a snapchat later.

5.5/10

Younger 2.07

I’m going full on Deliverance.
You know how that movie ends right?
She was a violent racist. But I saw it as a compliment.
Some Hunger Games tribute tried to take my charger.
Your room has already been paid for by Empirical Publishing.

8.5/10

Greys 17.11. SVU 17.10. SVU 17.11. SVU 17.17. Castle 8.10. The Middle 7.15. The Middle 7.16. Younger 2.08. Scandal 5.11. Scandal 5.12. How to get Away with Murder 2.11. How to get Away with Murder 2.12. Grandfathered 1.17. Grandfathered 1.18. Pretty Little Liars 6.17. The Simpsons 27.14.

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Fuller House has been renewed for season 2! After just 5 days! Are you guys just loving it?

Since I’m going on a holiday this Saturday, here’s part 1 of the remaining reviews.

Greys 17.11

The little Kepner wanting to have 3 children was adorable. Why on Earth didn’t she say she was pregnant? I honestly never could stand Avery, now it’s pure hate.

3/10

SVU 17.10

A case about a tacher sleeping with her students, meanwhile a wrestling coach sexualy assaults boys.

Danger of getting laid.
There are two predators in the same school.
Predators know who to pick on.
I woke up, because his mouth was on me.
It wasn’t your fault. It was nothing. It didn’t mean anything. You were drugged and your body reacted.
Whatever he may have made you do.
He’s the kid who got it from the wrestling coach.

9/10

SVU 17.11

One of the best episodes this season where Olivia goes to the house of a family her babysitter works for, and ends up being one of the hostages. The 16 year old daughter is raped, and Olivia once again cannot stop the rapist. The mother then calls and asks how are their kids and they answer they#’re okay but no one tells her her daughter has been raped. The girl’s brother was screaming Somebody help her, Make him stop’ which made it excrutiantly painful.

I just yelled ‘Stop police!’, but I’m not police.
All you have to do this go in there.

10/10

SVU 17.16

Liv and Tucker, seriously? Remember when he was always on hers and Elliot’s asses and basically hated them both? A vlogger gets raped and Rollins does something very stupid. Why would she risk being raped for one victim? They should have had one of her followers attack her, not some random pseudo celebrity. We all knew the new sergeant would run the place, just because of his daddy, and Liv would be left behind.

I’m a vlogger. My followers want to know anything that happens to me.
You didn’t deserve what happened to you.
Her exact words?
I don’t know her head was in my lap.
You used yourself as bait?
They tried to rape me.
Rollins in my office, please.
She lied to me. She said she didn’t post it.

5/10

Castle 8.10

A good Castle episode, that’s a shocker. I know I should contemplate every week, but there’s nothing to contemplate. But then Castle wanted to get thrown in jail and we remembered why we love it so much.

I went to high school with Nina. What high school?
I’m gonna get thrown in jail.
Joanna, how would you like to have a character in my next novel named after you?
How about a villain?

6/10

The Middle 7.15

What is going on with The Middle? This is definitely the weakest season.

Who’s that?
None of your business.
You would recognise it cause you never talk.

1.5/10

The Middle 7.16

Weakest episode of the season.

Free Wifi and a nice view.
Let me just stick my head out so I know what’s our new address.

3.5/10

Younger 2.8

I just love this show.

Millennial Print, you really are shameless.
#goodluck
What do creative directors do exactly?
Someone else’s coke mostly.
That girl is something special.
Assistants don’t have a lunch.
I’m not 26, I’m 40.
Now I’m interested.
Now I got another shot at my 20s.
According to New York Times you don’t exist.
Liza, are you crying?
I’m just so happy for you.

7/10

Scandal 5.11

I am loving this Liv/Mellie friendship. Carlos Solis joins the cast.

Because that Muppet is in love with you.
I left for the same reasons you stayed.
That’s what you write.You write that you were scared. That you couldn’t stand up to him. You didn’t need Fitz to give you the power. You had that power all along. It just took you a little longer to realize.
Get out your laptop, start typing.

7.5/10

Scandal 5.12

I loved how Cyrus staged for Carlos from Desperate Housewives to get shot, just so he can be the hero.

It’s easy , you just need to be in touch with your inner child.
Since you’re my only friend now, you can call me Fitz.

4.5/10

How to get Away with Murder 2.11

Ask miss Winterbottom. Clearly she’s the only one listening.
Don’t feel bad when i’m gonna end up shooting myself.
Wes went to the health centre to get some sleeping pills and they checked him into the psych ward.
You’re fired. My old Bonnie is back.
First year’s the hardest and I’m so behind.She needs therapy.
We all need therapy.
I killed Lila.

5/10

How to get Away with Murder 2.12

Oh, I hope Wes killed his mom.

Let mommy take care of it the way she always does.
Now what, mommy?
Now I have five of them and it’s the worst experience of my life.
When he applies to law school she helps him get in.
That one of you will be Wes Gibbins.
Is it true? Did Wes kill his mother?

7/10

Grandfathered 1.17

So do I just pay him in cash when he gets here?
This is Juliet.
Where’s Romeo?

7/10

Grandfathered 1.18

Is this really how they want to finish this and possibly the show’s only season? With them dating other people? It was the show’s worst episode. Also, too sex crazed, and not enough Granfdfather-ing.

With this Sarah this happened?

0.5/10

Pretty Little Liars 6.17

Now the new A has Emily’s fingerprints on the murder weapon.

That person may be storing my future offspring.
I’ll sleep when I’m unemployed.You get a chance to make people better than yourself.
You are the writer in the family.
We’re all different people now.
At least one of us will have a degree that matters.
You need to start talking before our baby does.
The protagonist is not Aria. We never meade it past Philly.
I think it’s fate. People who were meant to be together take a break and find a way back to their first love.
We graduated and we grew up.

6/10

The Simpsons 27.14

Awful.

0.5/10

Uncle Buck. Circle. The Intern. Taken: The Search for Sophie Parker. Love the Coopers

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The next post will be added in about 28 hours, because…it’s Fuller House release day! I took Friday off just so I could reminisce about my childhood! It’s all I’ve been talking about for the last 10 months. I will post all the remaining tv show reviews on Sat and Sunday since I still have some from January.

Uncle Buck

If you’ve been following this blog, or read the intro above, you know I’m a huge fan of 90s family films. Uncle Buck was one of the two John Hughes films I haven’t seen and now I only have one left. It casually popped up on Netflix. I think I didn’t find it before because it categorized under ‘comedy’ not ‘family’. Uncle Buck was funny and it’s one of these films I wish I could watch for the first time once again. I recommend it to all family film lovers out there who miss their childhoods just as much as I do.

‘I don’t think I want to know a six-year-old who isn’t a dreamer, or a sillyheart. And I sure don’t want to know one who takes their student career seriously. I don’t have a college degree. I don’t even have a job. But I know a good kid when I see one. Because they’re ALL good kids, until dried-out, brain-dead skags like you drag them down and convince them they’re no good. You so much as scowl at my niece, or any other kid in this school, and I hear about it, and I’m coming looking for you!’

‘Ever hear of a ritual killing?’

‘We can talk about burying the hatchet. You know what a hatchet is, don’t you, Bug? I got one in my car if you’d like to see it. I like to carry it, you never know when you’re going to need it. A situation may come up say for example, someone has been drinking, and about to drive a loved one home… then I’d like to know I have it.

‘What do you do for a living?
Lots of things.
Where’s your office?
I don’t have one.
How come?
I don’t need one.
Where’s your wife?
Don’t have one.
How come?
It’s a long story.
You have kids?
No I don’t.
How come?
It’s an even longer story.
Are you my dad’s brother?
What’s your record for consecutive questions asked?
38.
I’m your dad’s brother alright.’

‘His name is Bug.
‘First or last?
‘First!
‘What’s his last name, Spray?’

‘Stand me up today and tomorrow I’ll drive you to school in my robe and pajamas and walk you to your first class. 4:00 okay?’

‘You know, I have a friend who works at the crime lab at the police station. I could give him your toothbrush and he could run a test on it. To see if you actually brushed your teeth or just ran your toothbrush under the faucet.’

‘How would you like to spend the next several nights wondering if your crazy, out-of-work, bum uncle will shave your head while you sleep? See you in the car.’

‘Get used on your parents’ time.’

‘Why was your uncle micro waving your socks?
He can’t get the goddamn washing machine to work.’

‘I’m sorry.’
‘Hey, come on. Nothing to be sorry about. I’m just glad I got a chance to know you again.’

7/10

Circle

Thriller and puzzle film of the year. 50 people are put in one room and they have to eliminate 49 people, so only one survives. Half of them want to save the pregnant lady, or the child, and other half want to save themselves. I haven’t seen a thriller this good in a long time. You’d think the most recognized actor would be the one who wins, but she’s not! It was smart and kept me interested till the end.

9/10

The Intern

It shows you some important differences between our generation and our parents’, maybe grandparents’ for some of you. I wish this kind of internship for my dad and any person in their 60s and early 70s, Robert’s character is 70. Teaching these young kids respect and learning how to work with the computer in the process. Robert’s character is extremely likable as he’s always smiling and being nice to everybody and you literally feel like he’s your wiser and older friend. I saw the trailer when I went to see Ricki and the Flash with a friend, and we laughed about how awful this film looks. I recall saying something like ‘what is this, The Devil Wears Prada 2? My friend burst with laugh. My friend is more ‘judgy’ you could say, while I am more sarcastic in a wryly way. Deep inside I knew I’d see this film, because I do try to watch everything Robert de Niro is in. Even if it’s The Big Wedding or some other romantic comedy. My ‘judgy’ friend watches all of his dramas and skips romantic comedies and such. The Intern was sweet and funny, and I guess that’s all it was supposed to be. It did feel like The Devil Wears Prada 2 and that’s okay too. I guess sometimes, you need to postpone watching another drama for another night, and allow yourself to watch a light, sweet film and The Intern is the one to watch.

‘Here’s my theory about this. We all grew up during the “take your daughter to work day” thing, right? So we were always told we could be anything, do anything. And I think guys got, maybe not left behind, but not quite as nurtured, you know? I mean, like, we were the generation of “you go, girl.”We had Oprah. And I wonder sometimes how guys fit in, you know? They still seem to be trying to figure it out. They’re still dressing like little boys. They’re still playing video games. Well, they’ve gotten great. How, in one generation, have men gone from guys like Jack Nicholson and Harrison Ford to… take Ben, here. A dying breed. You know? Look and learn, boys. Because if you ask me, this is what cool is.’

‘You know what would be good? If you carried a handkerchief.’

6/10

Taken: The Search for Sophie Parker

It tells a story of an FBI agent, who’s daughter goes on a trip to Moscow and is kidnapped along with her friend. There are a few films that cover sex trafficking and this one does feels like a Taken wannabe, you just have a female FBI agent, played by Julie Benz, instead of Liam Neeson. It’s and interesting take and is worth seeing. Also what kind of a moron would kidnap a daughter of the head of US Embassy?

7/10

Love the Coopers

It’s getting ridiculous how many romantic comedies Diane Keaton has been in. I have never been a fan of hers, but she has over 20 of them. I’m not even mentioning other comedies non-romantic like Mad Money. This is probably the first Olivia Wilde film that I liked her in. I loved her storyline and Melissa Tomei’s too. The voice of the dog is Steve Martin, you guys, I’m telling you this now, as you’d be distracted trying to figure out how do you know this voice. I thought it was Steve for a second, and then I convinced they wouldn’t ask him to voice over a dog in some average Christmas film. And they did. It wasn’t nearly as good as The Family Stone, but it wasn’t awful either. Look out for that little girl saying ‘You’re such a dick’, it’s hilarious.

4/10