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Bones 8.01 Go On 1.01 Revolution 1.01 Go On 1.02 Go On 1.03 The Mob Doctor 1.01 X Factor USA 2.01 X Factor USA 2.02 X Factor USA 2.03 X Factor USA 2.04

29 Saturday Sep 2012

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The fall season has finally started. It was really hard for me to deal with my TV withdrawals. This week I have watched one show per day and it was not enough, I was still bored all the time. Some of these I found watched in August and some this week.

Bones 8.01

I have just moved and left my notes at home, but I will upload them in November. Hodgins is capable of killing, Mac wanted to kill and it was a very good episode. I loved how Sweets went along with all of this, how he protected Brennan. I cannot get over how bad the new theme song is. The old one always gave me goosebumps and was comforting when an episode was a bit weaker. This had a few twists, and I have never been Clark’s fan so no I did not get all emotional, but when Bones said she loves crime I was all happy. Does that mean Clark is off the show? He’s my least favourite intern. I want him to be their only intern and Though Arastoo is great too. Wendell and the new kid are annoying me too. I am not even going to start on Casey.

8/10

Go On 1.01

But there is no way she’s 60.
Oh my God, there’s a new person!
That’s the fun part!
The new guy, I don’t know who you are, but yes.
Who’s thing is the worst.
Screw what Laura…
Everyone exited.
More sadness.
I can’t, I like to watch.
I’m sure you do.
What a Cinderella story.
I’m sorry, but you’re young, a lot of bad stuff is gonna happen to you. You’ll be back.
Bettie from Starved aka Amaro’s wife is the therapist!
To sing, to dance…
To swim.
Less so.
Hug.
Let’s pretend like we hear.
Let’s kick the grave.
Ann, you’re a cool, very angry lady, does all the talking help? Why not try boxing? When was the last time you hit someone.
It’s been a while.
Exactly.
I’m just saying, enough talk, oh, do something.
That sounds just as meaningless as transitions or groups for mindful journey of the wonderment of wonder.
Called?
Huh?
Lauren?
Weight watchers.
The only thing you’ve ever lost was 30 pounds.
40 pounds and I kept it off.
How strong are you?
You okay? You just kinda exploded.
I’m sorry she’s still dead, but be sure to check back tomorrow night.

10/10

Revolution 1.01

Liz Mitchell in the opening scene.
What do you mean Elizabeth’s character died?
When the man on the horse came It reminded me of Terra Nova, not Lost.
Didn’t it look like the son shot the father.
They took the kid with them.
Well, it’s your funeral.
Probably, yes.
It’s all gonna turn off and never turn back on.
Plane crushed and the cars stopped working.
Some guys attacked them and tried to rape the girl.
Asthma kid tried to escape.
Walking through devastated Chicago.
Uncle does not want to help Charlie and does not want to go with them.
The woman did not help him.
The fighting scene was impressive.
We’re all gonna wake up with our heads on a stick but you’re welcome.
5.5/10

Go On 1.02

Faster!Faster!Faster!
I hate old people and I hate sick people.
Eeeeee.
Dumb him! Dumb him! Dumb him!
That everything funs stops?
Action! Action Action!
Someone stole his signed ball.
Don’t feel. That’s when we get bagged down. You and I are doers. What do you wanna do?
It’s too sexual.
Whoever that is, it better be a woman.
Ah, that was so cute.
Run!
5/10

Go On 1.03

Hola, Miguel. Such a nice day, I figured I’d sneak out my window and… pretend I’m a snake.
I don’t want to sit next to him any more.
1:23 am. Every night, 1:23 am Janie used to roll over in her sleep and slap me in the face and scare the living hell out of me. So I used to wake up at that exact moment every night, you know, to brace myself. And I still do. And now her oddly strong little arm doesn’t come. And I realize that she’s gone. Again. And it’s lonely, you know, It’s 1:23 am and there’s no one to call.
Random group of people I saw walking.
Did he just walk away?
Yeah he did.
He actually did this thing with gardener’s face.
Why didn’t this asshole introduce us to his friends?
You think we’re all losers?
Well, technically we’re in a support group for loss so…
Well, my new porshe does come that night.
I need a hug| e stick to beat you with.
I kinda abandoned them tonight. They had this group outing, bowling and I didn’t handle it well.
Oh, it’s so fast.
People driving his car.
They all came at 1:23am!
I took prescription sleeping pills, I have no idea what I’m doing here.
Is this a group, you’re singing and crying?
Stephen, there are my friends.
What am I doing here?
They all slept at his place.
8.5/10

The Mob Doctor 1.01

Again, I left my notes at home, and will update later. It was generally bad, the only good thing was the flashbacks at the beginning and end and that this guy killed her dad.
2/10

X Factor 2.01

I liked just these four: Paige Thomas, Jennel Garcia, Emblem 3 and Jillian Jensen.

‘I wanna know who let you on stage.’ ‘Your singing came in and it wasn’t very nice.’ I think your confused with your direction.’ It’s Britney, bitch.

X Factor 2.02

I liked: Jason Brock, Carly Rose Sonenclar.

X Factor 2.03

So many talents this episode, liked Tate Stevens the most, then, Vino Alans, Cece Frey, Rizloe Jones, Diamond White Jessica Espinoza, Sister C and Panda Ross.

X Factor 2.04

Can Britney say something else than ‘Definitely yes?’ ?

It may be too soon to tell, but I have already decided that I will give a chance to Go On and quit on The Mob Doctor, when it comes  to Revolution, will watch it till I find out what happened to Elizabeth’s character, so probably just watching in the background while doing something else.

Chase

15 Saturday Sep 2012

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Chase follows the lives of US Marshals and is one of the shows that deserved more than just a one season. Why? Well, how about a bunch of breathtaking chases? The writing is compelling too, the action is extremely high and Kelli Giddish did all her stunts by herself (and she’s not licensed).

Chase 1.01

The chase.
Didn’t your mother tell you not to play with guns.
My mother died when I was 8, so no.
Nice job, Boots.
Guy shoots the whole family.
It’s the famous Annie Frost.
Now here’s the difference between us and the police, they care about where his been, we care about where he’s going. Now, who’s ready to go hunting.
Let’s shake some trees.
How she thinks like she’s the prep.
Is your dad still alive?
I don’t know.
How she makes a connection with the girl.
She knows the song.
I’m gonna catch him, so you can sleep at night instead of wondering.
I really thought he would kidnap the kid, or kill her.
Killed the girlfriend.
He actually talks to her.
Are you a cowboy too, Annie Frost, or are just looking for one?
I’ve ridden a few bulls in my time.
I like you what do you look like, are you a blonde?
Why won’t you turn yourself in and find out?
Goodbye, Annie Frost.
Ouch, no long enough.
They go to the woods by a helicopter, and it’s not him.
The woods search scene.
Annie jumps off the helicopter.It’s not him.
I did not see that one coming.
Yep, let’s sing Armed and Dangered.
They find a girl in a yearbook.
Will you marry me?
Thought, you’d never ask.
Ahaha, Nick escorted the guy of the motel!
He’s gonna use her anyway he can, I know what I’m talking about.
I used to cover for my dad too.
She jumped after him and he tried to drown her.
Nice job, Boots.
Deal is a deal, right?
Thanks, Annie.
This is Annie.
8.5/10

Chase 1.02

Let’s catch ourselves a wolf.
I didn’t ask you where he ain’t, I asked you where he is.
You should have made me an offer.
Wife being all yeah he’s in the back, talking with some guy.
Guy selling the car is amazing.
You don’t speak English?
Guy hides money under the tracks.
How the girl dropped her shopping bags.
This couple is incredible.
Don’t they all?
5/10

Chase 1.03
Jimmy, I want my damn clothes back.
Why does he always have to…
Jump?
What the hell Jimmy, I would have made that.
No you wouldn’t.
Okay maybe not, but I would made it further than he did.
I probably would have twisted my ankle.
You would have broken both of your legs, maybe even neck.
You know we both take risks, Annie, it’s part of our job, but your pushing you luck.
How else am I gonna catch the bad guys?
You didn’t catch him, you caught yourself.
Your luck is gonna run out.
You’re not your father, Annie.
The sandwich, eat it.
Good rough or bad rough?
I just heard breathing, people usually say hello when they call you, yeah?
Guy kicks the guy into the pool.
Annie’s all He’s reloading, so she runs like hell risking her life.
You ever think what getting yourself killed would do to the rest of us? If I step back, If I allow that to happen, that’s on me.
Don’t apologise to me, I’m not your family.
5.5/10

Chase 1.04

Woman runs with a kid.
Everyone listening to Annie and Jimmy’s conversation.
Jimmy and Annie talking.
Annie and Daisy talk.
His motel room?
What this good Samaritan looked like?
Next time let the kid use the restroom.
There is no kid.
She’s talking to herself?
Dakota Ray is dead.
She kidnaps the kid.
You’re name is not Bella, it’s Dakota Ray.
Annie hanging from the truck.
The truck hanging.
Annie being pulled up on the helicopter.
Truck falling into water.
7.5/10

Chase 1.05

Riding that elevator.
Ben hits on Annie.
Annie tells the woman to jump out of window.
I couldn’t do it, not even for you, Gorgeous.
She’s hanging from the plane, again.
Who puts their own picture on their own phone?
3/10

Chase 1.06

The chase at the beginning.
See you around, Annie.
That was a hell of a boom.
How about, I don’t date bounty hunters?
Especially once with Kesha on their cellphones. Really?
The place blew up with Annie.
Annie all vulnerable lying in the exam room.
Let me help you.
All the evacuations.
Daisy saves the day.
He bought her a new phone and put his photos on it.
Getting hurt makes you feel vulnerable.
I’m not the vulnerable type.
Ben putting Annie into his car while Jimmy watching.
5.5/10

Chase 1.07

What an intense opening.
Father heard his daughter being shot.
Guy pretends to be a US Marshall and actually recruits people.
He did not just give his alleged badge number.
He’s at Annie’s home.
Annie freeing herself.
US Marshall, US Marshall, get out of the car! Give it to me. Get Out.
She got pulled over.
He actually hanged a guy by his legs.
4.5/10

Chase 1.08

Is he running, or is he hunting?
Girl trapped in the doors.
You did so good. You heard him, you won.
Annie helping Mason.
See you soon, Annie.
2/10

Chase 1.09

Annie’s responding to her posts.
Crap you believe when you’re sixteen.
The call.
Are you the one that’s been writing to me?
It’s me, it’s me, Annie.
They cannot cross the border.
You call me If I can help.
One day I will leave this place, a woman, not a girl and I’ll go to the ocean, put my feet in the waves and I’ll remember you, Mom. Everything you taught me, everything I didn’t listen to but should have.
4/10

Chase 1.10

Annie didn’t make the jump.
Son of a bitch, tore my heel on your damn face.
That shot was beautiful, how the blood covered the back windshield, where wife’s face was.
What’s your middle name? Nolan.
She kissed her and then punched her face.
Thank you for showing me I’m not stuck like you.
The coin has heads on both sides.
She almost fell of the cliff.
Cause my dad gave them to me. I don’t know where he is.
4.5/10

Chase 1.11

Annie offered to help the guy and then he got killed.
Annie standing on the cab.
Truck in the way. Keep moving.
Oh, all the chasing.
He may not be violent, but his fast.
What? Boom.
He looked at me the way you used to.
Shit, he turned off all the lights and all the patients die.
All you. Looking at all the dead bodies.
She’s throwing Annie all over the room.
Then he threw Luc.
Way to go Luc!
Daughtry- Learn My Lesson, what a lovely song.
Oh poor Annie.
I don’t decide when you become a part of this team. You do.
Okay, so then give me the damn coin already.
Why me?
Cause… you got her number.
Wait, you know about that? Who else knows? Does everybody know?
7.5/10

Chase 1.12

She is not asking Annie for an opinion.
Anything happens to my wife, and I’m blaming you, Deputy Frost.
Everybody’s got a price.
Phone is buzzing for no reason.
Oh, what a shooting.
Annie’s down.
It’s nothing that a really hot bath and a little bit of whisky won’t cure.
Nice jar, Annie.
Annie’s car got hit.
And she got abducted.
4.5/10

Chase 1.13

Annie got pushed into the truck and they put ethanol on her face.
She kicked his nose.
Where is she? Where is my partner?
She’ll be eaten by a tiger.
Annie’s been kidnapped.
Where’s Annie Frost. Where?!
You want Annie killed? Then go blow the whistle.
Guy got eaten by a tiger.
There’s a young kid one the other side of the wall.
Deputy Frost is alive, but she’s not in the country anymore.
Bastards think they can just flight down to Mexico and kill Annie. Let’s cancel their flight.
Annie pretending to hung herself.
Taking the air out of robbers.
Kid threw a little stone at her.
That was a smart move, thank you.
Luc get over yourself.
Jimmy and Marco kidnapped the guy.
You think I’m stupid?!
They find us in here, you die.
Annie’s on the phone.
Get back in the house!
Annie Frost? I have a message for Boots!
Marco, you’re so cute.
I thought I lost you.
You almost did.
You didn’t do anything you regret? Did you?
I got no regrets. You’re back aren’t you?
10/10

Chase 1.14

Listen, there was never even a choice.
I thought that I was never gonna see you again. And um…
What? What are you thinking?
Nah, You know what, just forget it. It’s fine.
I don’t wanna forget it.
I’m just glad you got back in one piece, you know?
There was a moment there that I didn’t think I’d see you again either.
Oh the killing part was amazing.
Did Justin ever touch you?
Ouch he’s going to abuse the kid.
Daisy telling Annie about the kids abuse.
He’s gonna do it again.
The tickets trick.
You want to be widowed or divorced?
Was the girl uhm?
Oh the man took the girl willingly.
Because she thinks she’s in love with him.
She thinks that everyone is wrong and that the relationship that she had with Tate is special. They guy brain washed her. We’ve gotta find her, Annie. She doesn’t know how much danger she’s in.
I’m gonna show you the world. No one will ever come between us.
Hand over the girl to a paedophile in a bright day light, Annie.
Do you even know what you just did? The girl was twelve years old and it happened right in front of you and you didn’t do a damn thing to stop it.
Haha, Annie got stopped by a police man, again.
Annie got hit by a car.
What a chase, she almost got run over and hit again.
Number one a bitch list.
Didn’t work, Hope.
Daisy was abused.
9.5/10

Chase 1.15

Daisy’s been drinking.
Daisy’s in jail.
The search.
I was molested, for 6 years. It started when I was 9. My music teacher is a family friend. So here I am.
Woman lied about who raped her.
I should have known, nobody’s ever nice to me.
He didn’t rape her.
How could I tie you to that bar when I can’t even reach it.
It’s not my concern, Ma’am.
Power, for these minutes, hours, he’s a God.
The father/daughter reunion.
I just wanna be there for you. Don’t shut me out.
Thank you and I won’t.
That was harsh. Her niece going to the same teacher.
Said that you were his best student and that I remind him of you.
7/10

Chase 1.16

Annie and the rest of the team work as airport’s service.
Competition!
1 fugitive, 1 point. At the end of the day the team with the most points wins the trophy.
Good luck, happy hunting.
Say panties.
Guy hid in a washing machine and Jimmy turned it on.
Smile. Number 1.
Big guy kicks Marco and Luke’s asses.
Say cheese.
W’re just getting started. Come on Luke, let’s go.
He touched me Mark, for almost 6 years and I didn’t tell anyone, I didn’t tell mom, I didn’t tell dad. I thought it was my fault. I should have sone something cause maybe he’s still.
W’re missing a hell of a game.
I’m missing the game to clear a misdeminer? I hope he stole a flatscreen.
Boom.
So much for the easy point.
Can’t tak me to jail like that.
Say ketchup.
Don’t eat him, he’s not real.
So much for the easy point.
Marco all dancing.
He’s not my boyfriend, we just screwed sometimes.
You hook him up.
You hook him up.
Hey, I can just go.
Cuff yourself.
Daisy wants to record the teacher’s confession.
Every child has their own gifts.
You’re the best student I’ve ever had.
Daisy smashing the recorder.
Daisy walking into the room.
Daisy talks with the girl.
She needs to talk about it, she can’t keep it bottled up.
I am not turning Clara into a victim.
She already is a victim.
I am not gonna let this define her life, Daisy.
If we don’t stand up he’s gonna keep doing this to other girls.
It’s a nice hit, Boots.
Annie and Jimmy win!
Daisy asks for her last picture.
Luke, I know this letter will come to you as a shock, but it’s the only way that I can explain and do what I need to do without you trying to stop me. For years I’ve been living with something that I thought I had control of, but now I see that it controlled me. It’s why I filled my life with distractions. I thought If I could keep it away, then maybe it wasn’t there. Maybe It didn’t even happen. But it did. And instead of dealing with it, I was running away. But I’m done running. I am done thinking that was my fault.
I tried to get him another way.
I know you did.
Your letter.
I had to say goodbye, cause I’m going away for a long time.
Oh God, Daisy.
37 girls. He won’t be hurting anybody anymore.
Annie realizing Daisy was abused.
No he won’t.
What the hell is going on?
Jimmy there is no fcing this.
Why didn’t you come to us? Oh, Marco,
Because there is nothing that you could have done.
But Daisy, we’re family to you. We could have been there for you. I could have been there for you.
And you are.
It’s okay. I’m free now.
That picture is beautiful.
10/10

Chase 1.17

What a beautiful dream.
How long was I out?
About 15 minutes.
I’m sleeping like crap, got an hour last night.
You were talking to yourself. Was I?
Yeah, you said Jimmy and Ben.
No I did not.
He tore his pants and couldn’t get of that fence.
It’s not even lunch.
Everybody get in the damn car.
Guy shot the phone.
Guy came and hit the guy.
Annie comes to Ben’s.
Annie and Ben kiss.
I think you should take off the badge and stay for a while.
Dream again.
Oh, hell.
Jimmy kisses Annie.
Annie slept with Ben.
Weren’t you wearing the same clothes yesterday?
Stories.
I heard you haven’t been sleeping much.
There is nothing wring with a good old sex dream from time to time.
First of all, it’s none of your business, second of all they’re not sex dreams. You kissed me so.
Oh yeah, how was I? Good?
I think the wedding’s off.
You didn’t have to kill Ben, you can just marry me.
Jimmy is a free man, what are you gonna do now?
Are you a policeman or are you a robin’ man?
Family, you can’t chose it, can’t escape it.
Guy shot Marco.
Jimmy covering her with a blanket.
Annie sees her father.
Why did you send this to me?
You know why, something bad is about to happen.
9.5/10

Chase 1.18

Oh, come on, Kelli was 9 in ’89 not 13 or whatever.
She’s going undercover in a miniskirt.
What are you looking at?
She found her father’s boat.
Local Girl Annie Frost at Air Force Academy
What are you talking about, sunshine, you’re already a star.
That’s William Frost, Annie’s father.
All the stuff that we’ve gone through together, you can tell me anything. Good or bad.
No more secrets.
I don’t want this to be my goodbye to him.
Ah! What a beautiful place!
Don’t ever let fear hold you back from something you want.
She came to this place!
Just close your eyes and make the leap.
Look at you, US Marshal.
You still have the boots I gave you.
There wasn’t a day that wasn’t an adventure, remember?
You used me to pull off your stupid cons.
What are you talking about we were a team.
Until we weren’t.
I wanted something better. You never did have a plan, did you? It was just pull off a job, blow through the money, and move out, right? Town after town.
They got kicked of the road.
She uncuffed him!
We had good times, huh? It’s what makes the rest of it worth it.
Annie, what we got is better. Believe me.
How much longer do we have to keep running?
Running? We’re not running.
Yeah, we are. And never to anything.
Ouch, that was painful.
Keep running you mean, Dad? Just like old times.
I did not see this one coming, when I was watching it for the first time.
I eneded up in a hospital and by the time I got out they already had you living with aunt Claudine.
Why didn’t you come get me?
I did, sunshine, first thing. When I got there you were playing in the front yard, you were playing soccer with all these girls, just like you wanted. And I just, I decided to let you be.
I would have given hell for them.
I know you would have, that’s why I drove away.
You’re okay?
Glad to see you.
I was worried about you.
Get out of here, before they come back for you. You’re gonna keep looking over your shoulder, but it’s not gonna be me that’s chasing you.
Any chance you’re coming with me?
No.
It has something to do with that young man I just met, doesn’t it?
I don’t know about that just yet. Goodbye dad.
But Where am I gonna go? Hey what would you say, you’d pick out for me, just for old time sake?
Your boat is safe, I didn’t tell anybody about that.
I have to move there anyway.
Maybe you’ll come stay with me there sometime.
Maybe.
Hey, guys, thank you.
Any time.
You got it.
Where’s your dad?
Got away.
They kiss walk away, and end of the series, damn.

10/10

Total grade: 6.5/10

I may have actually been writing this post for almost two months. I have been busy with all the uni, work, apartment stuff, but it is ready now.

The Big C Season 3

14 Friday Sep 2012

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There is no show that is more perfect than The Big C, both writing and acting are marvellous. Seasons one and two were absolute masterpieces, but season three started off at the same high level, but then got a little disappointing. I feel like instead of getting to know Cathy better, we dealt with Paul/Joy, baby and Sean crap all the time.Shame, the show’s absolutely genius. I love how at the end Cathy’s left all alone. I was very hard to stand Paul and Adam this season.

  1. 1
    I would marry Helena Bonham Carter and kill Lady Gaga.
    The only problem with your London pub, is that there is not enough Londoners in it.
    Well, no one would leave winters out there and Minneapolis where it’s even colder.
    Excellent point, prime minister.
    It’s not actually as late as you think. That clock is on bar time.
    What’s bar time?
    Bar clocks are set 15 minutes fast to make sure we don’t serve anyone after curfew.
    You mean everyone who leaves here gets more time? This is a magical, magical place.
    Are we gonna see you tomorrow, Alexis?
    Most likely.
    I feel the need to write it all down while it’s still fresh.
    Safe? Ha, I had a heart attack at the Christmas party, what’s safe?
    If Paul has another heart attack or if my clinical try stops working, we want you to be Adam’s guardian.
    I think I’m flattered, but too cold to feel my feelings.
    You have so much to offer him.
    Streets smarts and above average sense of morality.
    Your insurance bills alone give your husband a heart attack.
    It turns out, if you’re gonna have a heart attack, having one at insurance company holiday party is a great idea. They’re being very generous with us.
    Clearly my meds are talking, they make me sound so bourgeois.
    But I don’t want to be a principal.
    You hear that ?
    Yeah, key fob is my friend.
    No, keep it with you at all times. Did you guys get that? So you might wanna ask Paul regularly if he has his key fob with him.
    Yeah, that won’t be annoying for anybody.
    To test press question mark. If yes, press bolt.
    It’s like a horse kick to fucking chest. If possible lay down before you shock yourself, distract yourself, think about sports kittens, whatever.
    Wow, another reason I’m glad I’m not you, Paul.
    We just asked Sean to be your guardian buddy in case something happens to me and dad.
    Okay but I’m not living in the woods with you.
    We don’t have to if you don’t want to.
    It is more than I though, I need about 15 bucks.
    Got it!
    Don’t take that personally, white man destroys everybody.
    I was in Ghana, and I was so sad and mopy, but there were these amazing African woman who smelled really bad and didn’t have clean water and some of them even had Aids, but they were dancing and singing around the fire and they were just so strong and joyous. And I just thought if they can do it, I can do it. I can be that strong.
    While you were gone, dad had a heart attack and died for a little while.
    Way to drop my vacation story, Mr J.
    Who’s that?
    Jesus, you ever heard of him?
    Yeah, but I’ve never heard of a black Jesus.
    Do you see what I’m dealing with?
    Are you eating chips for breakfast?
    I’m having a salty stress craving.
    No, No! I can’t intentionally hurt you!
    Give me the damn chips, Paul.
    This is not funny! We are sick people, Paul! We are two sick people living in a cold sick place. But everyday we stay alive is a day that Adam has two parents.
    I thought you out of all people would know that that white light is waiting for us whether we eat chips or not. We’re all gonna die, honey.
    I became a flight attendant because I thought it would be glamorous to travel around but now I want some control over where I’m going.
    Whatever the hell the left wing is.
    You’re past is always a part of you Ababu, just like you’re African roots.
    You’re smiling, you never smile. Ha, I knew it, I knew it, I’m a dead woman. The tumours are growing again, well it is what it is.
    I can’t smile because I’m happy?
    I don’t know, can you?
    Laura’s reaction!
    I think I said Holy fuck when I read your scans.
    So I have more time?
    Good news, good news, good news, I’m less cancery than I was before.
    That’s great.
    A lot less.
    Hell yeah, yeah!
    You write a lot.
    Guess what, Andrea, Ababu, I am a blogger.
    Good news!
    Aaaa! Oh, fuck me!
    For a big man you can really move.
    Get your wedding dress, Ababu, let’s go.
    We are moving on Ababu, we are moving on.
    Ababu and Sean dancing around the fire.
    Kathy almost drowning!
    We’re unkillable!
    What were you sweeping the ice?
    10/10
  2. 2
    You had a fucking affair?
    Where’d you hear that?
    I didn’t hear it anywhere. I read it on dad’s blog.
    With all the lectures and bullshit I’m done listening to you, you’re a fucking hypocrite.
    Check this out, my latest blog post had got 59 page views, that’s 30 more than the last one.
    Your son is one of them. He knows about my affair. He read about it on your blog!
    Holy shit, Adam saw the blog?
    It’s on the Internet, Paul. Everyone can see it.
    Why didn’t you just skip all of it?
    I’m telling my story, Cath. I mean, It’s incredibly cathorgic for me and people seem to like reading about it. You know how I saw the light and the detail of my near death experience and I can’t really do that without explaining what came before. Like your cancer and your Lenny.
    So I caused your heart attack.
    No, life did and you’re the part of my life.
    This ain’t no hobby, this is my culture, bitch.
    Today I’m getting a job and a phone, tomorrow I’m on the Internet, before you know it, I’m e-filling my taxes and tweeting pictures of my taint to villagers in Assganistan.
    You were in prison. My mother warned me about guys like you.
    Rela, I just robbed the liquor store.
    Oh see, that almost makes you sound soft. You know you can get those things removed now.
    Why would I want to do that? I’m proud of them, It’s my story.
    If you can read this the bitch fell off.
    Those little lipstick kisses you live on the mirror in there are pain in my minimum wage ass.
    Tell your story in detention Andrea.
    It’s Ababu, damn it.
    I wanna talk to you.
    You might wanna talk to a mirror first, you look like a freaking crazy woman.
    Look, I don’t give a shit what I look like. Look, I am tired of you shutting me out. I had an affair. It was last summer, it lasted a few weeks, it was with Lenny the painter.
    Ok, yeah, that’s great. Feel better?
    Maybe when I’m done, cause now that I have your attention, I’m gonna tell you everything, everything. I’ve done drugs, when I was seventeen I smoked pot for the very first time and when I was nineteen I was arrested for peeing in a public park, and I’ve shoplifted. There was this great pair of guest jeans, and I got so drunk at my college orientation that they had to pump my stomach and that was after, after my friends, they found me passed out in this guy’s bedroom, and I could not find my bra, and that prick he give me s and I was so stressed out from having the rush down there, that I missed my period, I totally though I was pregnant…
    Just fucking shut up.
    I’ve made mistakes, I’m gonna make more.
    All of you are gonna make a shitload of mistakes too.
    It’s not fucking funny. Fuck off, Ainhole.
    Mrs Jamison, Fuck off Ainhole.
    Oh hell no, look at you fools, do you think this is a joke? This is eactly where people epect you to be. Don’t be where people epect you to be. You can give me another detention, or whatever, but right now I gotta say some shit. Now, I posted signs, I’ve asked your assess nicely, I even got over the intercome and screamed it and got a detention for it, but I can’t get threw you. So guess what, we’re gonna have group meeting right now. Welcome to the black students association and I’ve changed the name of the group, it’s ‘Afro’ Africans for rediscovering overselves, do I gave your attention?
    This is not a meeting, this is detention. Sit down, Andrea.
    It’s Ababu.
    But what am I supposed to do?
    That’s why they pay you the big bucks, Connie, to take care of shit like this.
    This is not funny, Cathy. Do you realize you are the third person from your house in my office today? You are a teacher. Certain rules need to be followed, certain behavior is epected. And today’s behaviour was not it.
    You know, I’m not particulary proud of myself, but I’m an adult, so you can stop wagging your finger at me.
    Is that alcohol on your breath?
    Excuse me? You have to give me here a little more credit, Connie. For your information, what you’re smelling is medicine that I’m on for my clinical trial. Medicine. You have got to help me out here, Cathy. I think the school has been very good about giving you the time and space you need to deal with your illness. I only ask for a little proffessionalism in return.
    You want professionalism. He’s wearing a tie. Is that proffessional enough for you?
    I told him my story. I told him everything, I think It was the right think to do. The way I did it was… questionable.
    Honey, have you been drinking?
    I have. And I will probably be drinking more later. I’ll see you at home.
    Listen, don’t, I was just…
    Wasting a perfectly good cigarette?
    Life sucks.
    So what do you think Alexis, you like it?
    I love it.
    10/10
  3. Cathy writing, Shit happens and Fuck winter on walls.
    I thought I had lost the time, you know to be the kind of person who could go out and buy the colors and try them out, pick one and then actually paint the room. You know, it just seems so…
    Clinically fucking insane.
    No, something that healthy people do. But you see now, I have the time, I’m lousy with time. I mean I might just redo the whole house, by the time I get to the attic, I might figure out what to do with the rest of my life.
    Fucking Alec Baldwin, listen to his last tweet ‘Tomorrow’s Valentine’s Day, won’t you get my 1mln follower? Why the fuck does he do that. I have 7 followers, and I’m related to half of them.
    He is famous, Paul.
    Yes, but was he clinically dead for 3 minutes?
    So this is your bigger purpose in life? To get more twits then Alec Baldwin?
    Tweets, gonna finish my blog, does Alec Baldwin have a fucking blog?
    I have no idea.
    Mine’s better.
    I can’t keep painting the walls, Paul. I need direction, I wanna be a different me now. And look, she is a little woo woo but maybe we need a little woo woo.
    Did you just orgasm with my syrup?
    I’m running a gay phone sex businesses. Go ahead. Judge away, judgerella.
    Actually I’m too stunned to judge. I’m exceptionally good at it. I found my calling, Cath. Gay Phone sex worker.
    This crazy Joy thinks that dancing and juicing cured her cancer. Yet she has 23 000 followers.
    Rocks, this is a super crappy gift.
    How come I have more rocks than you do?
    Isn’t the real question, what are we doing paying good money to carry around the bag full of rocks.
    Holy molly.
    23 000 fucking followers.
    Juice is not food.
    Well, This explains one for two pricing.
    I breathed, I breathed for the first time, I breathed. And I realized that all of the fucking stress and all of the complaining I had given myself cancer. I mean, I had nobody else to blame, but myself.
    You may call these my fuck me shoes. But you know what I call them? I call them my fuck you shoes. Fuck cancer. I fucked cancer. And now I am fucking life. And I wake up every morning orgasmically happy. It’s ironic, isn’t it? That cancer would show me that I can take control of my life and that I can follow my dreams.
    Laughter bits the shit out of crying.
    Don’t apologise to me. You’re the one that’s letting yourself down. You’re the only one that’s gonna stop you from your joyful path.
    How do you know I have cancer?
    I read your husband’s blog.
    Really?!Your blog is inspirational. You’ve got a knock for story telling, you gotta use that.
    Thank you,
    You should now, I don’t think joy can kill my cancer.
    Then you should know that attitude is probably gonna kill you and this is for you, for giving up.
    Et fast.
    You don’t have to tell me twice.
    What the fuck, holy shit it’s a ring?
    He’s proposing.
    Ababu, you are the fire in my heart, the light in my loins, you make me wanna set my hair on fire with desire, you complete, you make me feel like dancing. You had me and hello, marry me, my African queen.
    Yes!
    Okay, let’s shake you booty, everybody dance, even you Cathy.
    All right, Cathy. What’s going on?
    What’s going on is I’m calling bullshit. The juice, the joy the stupid fucking bags, I’ve had it. I’m done.
    Cathy, good for you. You got it. You got it. She got it, people! That bag is your old baggage. Why were you carrying it, because I told you to? Because society made you. I mean, you were ready to carry Paul’s bag. You cannot move forward if your shit is still pulling you back. You’re not your past. You are limitless future. Good for you, good for you. Good for you, Cathy.
    I knew you would be the first to get it.
    Holy fuck, holy fuck!
    What?
    I have 2 000 followers. Joy just tweeted my address. Check out this guy he’s got a great message. Holy shit.
    7/10
  4. Why won’t you just come back and see us when you’re cancer free?
    What? Are you off your meds?
    All at once? That’s too many things up my ass. Too many, too many things up my ass.
    If he could maybe leave out the part about me still having cancer, that would be great.
    Cathy eating candy, and her’s We are worthy.
    Sean’s Polly, Polly! and ‘Sure’.
    It’s not just when you die, it’s here, I think it’s all around us and it’s just waiting for us to tap into it. I might have died and wake up, but you don’t have to. You don’t have to.
    Yeah, Polly!
    You seem to have no shame.
    Well, thank you.
    I want to adopt a baby, but apparently nobody wants to give a kid to the cancer lady.
    No, they hear cancer, people think you’re the boogieman.
    Can’t say I blame them. I know it sounds stupid but I just, I just thought if maybe I got a baby it would somehow magically guarantee I’d be around to take care of it.
    It’s not stupid. If you want something, if you really want something, you don’t ask for it, you demand it. You shout it out to the fucking universe, because you deserve it.
    There, now you’re wearing my lipstick.
    Do they wanna meet us? Oh, they wanna meet us!
    6/10
  5. They’re talking to a younger couple? What kind of bomb it is to drop? How are we supposed to compete with younger? This adoption just turned into a contest and we are in it to win it.
    Suck in. I am. Oh, shit.
    It’s not fair to compare you to some younger mama, everybody knows that blonde ladies don’t age well.
    How does this grab you? Paul Power.
    Neeh.
    Fuck me with the stick.
    Or as I say, Oprah who?
    There’s some hot chicks in that group too, turns out God is good.
    What are you doing and what happened to your face?
    Paul having a heart attack on stage.
    Sad about the past? Flip that switch. Scared about the future? Flip that switch. You’re ready to love your life? Flip that switch!
    That’s just my brother, It made it sound even worse, didn’t it?
    Am I allowed to eat like I’m about to have a baby, or do I actually have to be pregnant?
    You can eat whatever you want, as long as I can too.
    I told them you’re a great mom, I lied.
    Good news we can have another one of those.
    5/10
  6. I’m gonna need some caffeine to continue this conversation.
    Liquor and summer camp helped take the edge off. Getting a second kid is gonna be a great excuse to double my drinking.
    Close the fucking door.
    I wanna make a movie based on your life.
    You’re gonna ask Sandra Bullock to play me?
    Who’s asking? She’ll do it. She owes me, I gave her a fucking horse when she moved down to a ranch.
    I have some ideas, Beyonce, Queen Latifah, Meryl Streep, cause that bitch can play anybody.
    But she’s not dead.
    Oh, honey, it’s called dramatic license. Plus we all know there’s no cure for this.
    The movie has to end somehow, this is Hollywood, guys, that’s the way it works.
    Terms of Endearment, Titanic, Gladiator, Common Denominator, death, and huge box offices.
    You can take your joy and you can shove it and you, you can kill somebody else off in a movie.
    That woman wants to kill me. The issue is my future which I happen to believe in. I don’t want them making a movie about my dying when I’m trying to stay alive. Every time someone sees it, I’ll die. When When I do die, it’s gonna be once and it’s not gonna be in front of the whole world with everyone saying, oh she died so much better in the movie.
    Oh the final scene is absolutely breathtaking, Cathy’s making a huge whole in the wall, that is finally so The Big C!
    5.5/10
  7. It was very painful to watch Adam do that to Cathy.
    It’s for future, it’s for when you’re older and I’m dead.
    What the hell was that?
    Sorrow you can drown, rage floats.
    Good, I shot winter, I’m sick of fucking winter.
    The secret to shooting is patience.
    Well, then I’m fucked, cause patience is not something I have hell lot of now.
    Let’s blow shit up.
    I don’t let anyone guilt me into shit. I am not afraid of anything or anyone.
    Oh, no she didn’t, she is shameless. Joy has a package she wants to come and get in her room.
    Aha, I knew it! Is this a package you want Mrs J to come down here and get? I’m returning it due to lack of interest. Shame at you girl, standing here with all your lady business hanging out every which way.
    Look this is photo-booth discrimination. Who do I complain to? Jesus?
    God be with you! She actually drove away in her car!
    Poor Cathy! But the couple did look a little off from the beginning.
    5/10
  8. Cathy drags them into the woods and makes them turn off their clothes.
    Why? Why would you do this? Why would you promise a baby to someone that didn’t exist? That is not a rhetorical question!
    Doing what you had to do to get by?!
    Take off your clothes! Take off your fucking clothes! I don’t have a whole day and It’s cold out there.
    How ya feeling? A little exposed? Stupid? Welcome to the club.
    Seriously, seriously you thought someone would give their baby to a woman with cancer?
    I wanted to believe that it was possible! That someone could see the love and care that I could give a child, despite my diagnosis. I am the good one in this situation. So I say, yay for fucking me!
    In the meantime, I’d start walking.
    Truth be told, I haven’t felt like myself in months. I need a drink.
    Sweetie, What have gotten into you recently? It’s like your not thinking straight. Drinking in the middle of a day, getting tattoos, I mean, what the hell Cath?
    I said I’m sorry.
    Do I smell pot? Are you smoking pot?
    Yeah, I am.
    So you’re smoking pot now.
    Mom, you should keep smoking your pot, okay?
    Sh, sh, sh, too loud!
    You’re high.
    I’m very high.
    Is this you high, just giggling?
    I’m going to flip your switch.
    Right now I need you to break one and tell me Joy Fucking Climond’s room number.
    Where do you suggest we go to talk about you wanting to fuck my husband?!
    Have I fucked your husband? No. Would I be surprised if he fucked someone else? No. Because frankly Cathy, you are a downer. Your whole life is about nothing but you. Granted, I understand, cancer sometimes makes people very selfish.
    All of that negative energy and all of that anger. You keep it up, your cancer is gonna just pop right back, Missy.
    I did not gave myself cancer, the sun gave me cancer. It’s a flaming ball of radiation. Not my anger, not my energy, the sun. That’s it. I’m not done with you. You are a bitch.
    The lipstick on the wind-shield!
    Some people miss the bus, some people not so much.
    9.5/10
  9. Appearing live, not so much.
    Yeah, she goes by the name of Alexis.
    Do you think she was in pain?
    She was hit by a bus, so guessing, yep.
    Is everyone up but me?
    By the way, the pillow bar does not serve drinks, only pillows, I asked.
    Otherwise we take to much nitrogen into our system and we might feel like you’re drunk.
    A! Like the sound of that.
    So, Pablo Jamison 😀
    Thank you translation app!
    Damn, she’s having a PTSD.
    Why is there a broken Joy in our room.
    Why do you care, I’m dead to you anyway, right, Alexis?
    Everyone was nice, I was stressed, it was just a place where I could blow off some steam. I had a few drinks, maybe a cigarette. With all the crap that’s been going on in my life, I needed a place where I could be free.
    Thats what makes you being sick, okay, because even if you do go, it’s not the end. I’ll meet up with you there.
    I’ll probably at the all night pie eating place, check there first.
    I just got some grave news in the graveyard.
    Ernesto, if I see you up there, I will return the favour.
    Instead of saying that you’re 46 years young, it may have said that you’ve 46 anuses.
    Feel free to fuck around.
    Cathy and Sean showing themselves a finger.
    Why you’re really here? Something made you wanna try something different today. Maybe you’re stuck or afraid and you’re sick of it. You had a hunch, that maybe your life can be different. It can be different. We’re all alone out here, people. You’ve gotta put yourself first. It is time that we own our own destinies, anybody who’s gonna get in a way of our joy, we’re tell them to go fuck themselves.
    10/10
  10. I left my buddy.
    Where did you leave her?
    There-ish.
    Denero?
    Or is it Deniro? Robert DeNiro. You talking to me?
    Please don’t look directly at my thighs.
    Everyone has more history, good and bad than they can wear on their bodies. Why not wear it it your heart? Just my advice.
    Andrea is Andrea, again.
    Adam is finally acting like a Christian.
    I should have been protecting my buddy, but I was following my dick instead.
    Sean fighting over a rubber dinghy, a big yes. Get the fuck out, fuck off me.
    It’s a C for Cathy, and for cancer.
    I have cancer. I wanna say I had cancer, but I can’t.
    My doctor called me yesterday, told me my tumours are growing, again. Which really sucks, cause I’ve been doing this treatment and everything has been going so well and I really thought I was gonna beat this thing. Do you know what I think Angel, I think I’m gonna die within a year.
    It feels so good to cry. I’ve been trying so hard just to find my Joy, because I thought I was supposed to  be happy, or I was supposed to make other people happy, or I was supposed to make my kid think I’m happy, but… I just should have cried more. I should just cry more.
    Everyone screaming and complaining, and quarrelling, a kid hating his mother, Cathy running back to Angel, what a beautiful scene.
    I love how Cathy’s left all alone.
    9/10

Total grade: 7.7/10

Pretty Little Liars Season 3 so far.

29 Wednesday Aug 2012

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I have decided not to start a new show this summer, and catch up on some films I wanted to see. When The Big C ended, all I was left with was Pretty Little Liars. I have always treated it as my guilty pleasure show, or something to watch in a background, while working on something else, but when the holiday season started, I had time to pay more attention. We all knew A was coming back, and that Mona was just their tool, and we were exited for the new trouble girls would find themselves in. I must say, Pretty Little Liars is the last teen show that I watch and enjoy. If you read my previous posts, you know that this year I tried to watch a teen series, and I failed, as the story did not speak to me at all, and I ended up forcing myself to watch it just to kill time, and thankfully, I stopped, a few episodes before the show got cancelled. For more go to my previous posts. Anyway, I started Pretty Little Liars a few month after the first half of the first season ended, somewhere at the end of November 2010, and it just felt like an intriguing story, which may full-fill my empty guilty pleasure show spot. I have not graded the previous seasons, as it is a show I enjoy watching, but not obsess about, like some of my favourites, so I am not planning on rewatching the episodes, but now I have decided to grade season three and edit this post week by week.
This season was significantly worse than the full of surprises season two. The love stories get complicated, the show lacks suspense. This is also the season when I really started liking Spencer, she is my favourite liar now. This season disappointed me entirely, and though I probably should have a separate scale for this show, as it’s a teen show (ABC Family), but I have not established one and since I did not prepare a separate one for Suburgatory or Skins, I am assessing it like any other show. Right now I am patiently waiting for the Halloween episode, but most importantly, the upcoming episodes in January.

  1. Aria’s scene at the bathroom was intriguing. I couldn’t stop laughing when Emily, a character I like the least, got drunk and just dig up Alison’s body, and doesn’t remember anything except for the car, ridiculous much? ‘Mona played with dolls, I play with body parts.‘
    Last night never happened.
    We’re always gonna be those girl who knew Alison.
    I really want to turn my brain off.
    I wanna know what I did to make you hate me so much.
    Have you even noticed how many skinny brunettes go to this school?
    I had a panic attack, I think I saw A.
    Bitch crazy.
    4/10
  2. I used to think that Ms Montgomery would be a great friend, and she is my third favourite character, and now she’s finished Emily’s test for her, amazing woman. Her accepting Ezra may be a little over board, or maybe she’s just a dream mother. I am enjoying Hanna’s monologues a lot. Why do I have a feeling Jenna was sleeping with Aria’s dad, is that too much? Then why the hell was her earing there? The bathroom scene, very Pretty Little Liars, and very good.
    Dead girl can’t smile.
    You have made my life a nightmare.
    I’m having an ambiguous loss.
    Trust me you’re not the first person to hurt me, and you’re certainly not the last.
    Is it just me or is she blinder than last year?
    Honestly I don’t think that you remember anything clearly from that night, when we picked you up, you kept calling me Arlene.
    Bitch can see!
    4/10
  3. Melissa lied about losing a child. Caleb is protective of Hanna, he also finds out Mona is the one who ran over Hanna. Ezra overstepping in Emily’s case, pretty impressive. Spencer’s mother is representing Garrett, this may be actually good. Spencer does a hell lot of digging, and her mother just acts like it’s all normal, which is again, good. Bitch can see! And… drive! When did she do her licence when she was supposed to be blind for two years? Was she lying to her parents too? ‘Wow Jenna, what a sight for sore eyes’.
    You’re laughing at all of in there, in your head, aren’t you? Now here’s the real joke, I get to walk out of that door, but you aren’t going anywhere.
    Maybe we should push a table in front her and see what happens.
    Don’t go all Spencer on me.
    He killed the girl Emily was in love with.
    If people think that you’re blind, they get careless. You see what they think you can’t see.
    God, you’re so twisted.
    I wonder how I got that way.
    I am really getting tired of everybody treating me like I was made out of glass.
    6/10
  4. I was right who the black swan was. Caleb and Hanna break up, and the scene was not as heartbreaking as when he was leaving to California, but this couple is just nice to look at, and we are definitely going to miss them. Aria trying to find her mother a date. Okay, so imagine this you’re falling behind school, so you’re taking a job, real mature.
    All right, Roger that.
    Roger that?
    What? We’re on a mission.
    You know what they say, if the feather fits…
    Hanna, It’s the shoe, if the shoe fits.
    Mom, you better tell me right now or I swear to God, I’m gonna walk out that door and I’m never gonna come back.
    Like it or not, this is your family.
    I can’t do this anymore. This, I feel like you’ve been pushing me away for weeks. I just, I keep, I keep hoping that things are going to go back to the way they were, but clearly that’s not gonna happen. I feel like I only exist in half of your life and that’s not good enough for me.
    You have no idea how much I’m looking forward to get out of this place. All these dysfunctional people.
    Truth always comes out, one way or another.
    Look I get that you’re trying to help me here, but you’re not.
    4/10
  5. Jenna’s birthday party. Paige is back and gets drunk. Hanna wears sweatshirt and finds Emily’s clothes from the night she got drunk. Emily finds out she has been drugged that night. Aria walks with Ezra not afraid of everyone finding out, and Jenna doesn’t pay attention to it. Aria gets a job and finds out Lucas is the one who drugged Emily.
    Hanna hasn’t eaten since Tuesday.
    Why would A care about Garret’s mother?
    Maybe A wanted her out of the house.
    I feel a lot safer when I’m in charge of what happens to me.
    I’m too depressed to work a zipper, alright? Get over it!
    Do you have plans tomorrow?
    Yeah, I’m going to listen to every sad song I’ve ever downloaded on repeat.
    I’m hungry and your cupcakes taste like old pennies.
    4/10
  6. Garret’s trial is dismissed. Aria finds a huge amount of money at Ezras. Spencer finds Ali’s bracelet. Spencer has a breakdown at the end of the episode, which was the only good thing of that episode.
    I’ve been in the library so much I am on a first-name basis with the homeless guy who sleeps next to the microfiche.
    2.5/10
  7. We find out Hanna gave a false hope to Ali’s parents. Emily finds out Maya’s cousin likes her, which is a plot I could not care less, as it does not bring anything new to the story. Aria’s mom goes out with the same guy as Hanna’s mom last episode, but finds herself another date. The girls meet Ali’s friend. Hanna is being framed. Hanna and Aria go to see Mona but do not find out anything really important. The season is slowly losing suspense and is becoming weaker and weaker with each episode.
    I just wanted to say I’m sorry for what I did.
    Miss Aria you’re a killer, not Ezra’s wife.
    Friends don’t let friends sneak into insane asylums alone.
    Move over, why? Because this never happened.
    No one save Ali from evil. No one save Ali from evil.
    God you used to be so much more fun.
    And then I grew up. Go to bed, mom.
    2/10
  8. We meet Ezra’s mother who is a bitch, which helps Aria reunite with her father. Spencer asks Caleb for help in breaking a password. Paige tells Emily that the night Em was deadly drunk she came to Paige’s house, and the stupidly in love girl took advantage of her. Emily first seems to be pissed, but then realizes maybe that’s what she really wanted. Girls find something on Maya’s website. Hanna convinces the board not to move Mona and kisses Wren.
    You ask questions like you already know the answers.
    Am I just destroying everything that I touch?
    No, you couldn’t. You would never hurt anyone, and no one could ever be harmed by having you in their life.
    Get out your phone, we’re taking pictures.
    You kissed me, maybe you thought I was someone else, I think I knew that, but I didn’t stop you. I didn’t wanna stop you, it was like a dream.
    And then what happened?
    The dream ended. Then at school I could tell you didn’t remember or you didn’t wanna remember.
    I convinced myself that what I did was okay, it wasn’t. You were there and I just got greedy. It was bad enough when I thought you were drunk, but when I found out about the flask I felt worse than awful.
    I can’t talk to them the way I talk to you.
    That was then, and this is now.
    I think I understand how angry she was. We started out at the same place. Mona made sure we didn’t disappear and I owe her that. I see her in that robe and these slippers and I realize that could be me in there and if it was me Mona would be sitting here asking all of you to not send me away, so please don’t. Don’t send her to Saratoga, she doesn’t know anyone in Saratoga, there will be no one there to hold her hand, and no one will care a brown rat’s ass about her in Saratoga, so please.
    I was drunk that night and I got lost, only I didn’t really get lost. I was looking for something, I was looking for somebody and I came here. Don’t look away.
    3.5/10
  9. Hanna and Caleb are back together. She tells him that A ran over his mother and is still out there. The scene when they were staring at each other from across the hall and that song was playing, I got a little emotional. Aria went to Jenna’s party with Ezra and now is afraid about someone finding out, it’s obvious they already now. Truth or dare game, a big yes. I wouldn’t trust that girl with my application. When Spence got an email that her early admission has been accepted I got all very emotional, that scene was just beautiful.
    The universe is a finicky little bastard.
    This person dag up a grave and stole a body, this person might have killed Maya, because she knew something she shouldn’t have. This person… A run your mother off the road. Do you think I would have just let you walk out the door If I had a choice? I have missed you so much, it’s making me do stupid things, crazy things.
    At least one of us deserves to be happy.
    I don’t appreciate being lied to.
    Dude, keep walking.
    3.5/10
  10. We find out that Maya has been to Noah’s cabin in the woods, and the video he sends Spence we see someone kidnapped her from there and it was neither Noah, Jenna or Garret. Emily’s a slut and kisses Maya’s cousin. Bitch is cheating on Paige and doesn’t have the balls to tell her. Spenc and Hanna got locked in Noah’s cabin. Hanna gets stabbed, and Holden gives her stitches. Aria tries to deal with knowing that Ezra got some girl preggers and his mother paid her off. I don’t think Paige is A’s ally. Let’s hope it’s not Caleb.
    I’m saving you for later – A.
    What the hell just happened?
    3/10
  11. Spencer is suspicious of Paige after Cece told her pigskin was abusive of Ali. We learn that Ali bullied Paige. We find out Erza has a kid. Spence is attacked by a snake, but the scene was way below my expectations. The only good part about this episode was when Jenna came to worn Em about… Nate I hope. We also see there are two As other than Mona.
    Once I’m done with that no neck bitch, she won’t even exist.
    Um, Nate, she’s gay, she dated your cousin!
    2/10
  12. Halfway through the episode we could see who A was. We knew it was Toby the minute we saw his face, when he was hugging Spence. We knew Nate killed Maya, as a sudden trip to the cabin in the woods was suspicious. We know Caleb is gonna get shot when we see the gun. The scene when Caleb and Emily are hugging after he put the gun away is ridiculous. What surprised me was that Paige was not involved, seeing her tided up in a wardrobe. I suspected Nate from the very beginning, cause It just seemed off that he was so desperately trying to be close to Emily. And like I said, I also suspected Paige, but the last two episodes were just too obvious, the way Spencer was on to her. Calling the parents would be the best decision at this point. The scenes I admired were finding Paige in the closet, Emily running towards and hugging Hanna not Paige and Spence forgiving Paige for suspecting her. Hanna’s cry over Caleb made me cry and seeing Toby’s face under the hood was obvious, but good. Finding out Toby was one of As was a little shocker, I though at this point, when we’ve learned to trust Toby, he was harmless. I suspected him the entire first series, but now when he was hugging Spence after they slept together for the first time, that was not expected. What the writers should have done, was changing the saying goodbye scene, Toby should look all happy when hugging Spence, that way, out jaws would drop when we saw him wearing the hoody. I do not think Nate was A, he was just Maya’s killer. I like Ezra’s ex, I actually think she and Aria could be friends. Definitely the best episode of this season.
    ‘It was actually kinda genius.’
    Three against one, A wins.
    That’s just another monster Allison created.
    She’s been gone two years and we’re still caught in her cell.
    With a pink ferry lamp?
    7/10

Total grade: 3.7/10

Past Life

24 Friday Aug 2012

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I will start with what I really liked about the show, which was the fact that the main character had no social life outside her job. How she came home to her mother and lived like and average person. Goes to job and comes back home, that’s it, no boyfriend, just what life of an averagely successful person looks like. I watched this show in one day and I was digging it and I still think it should not be cancelled that quickly. The show should be made more like a horror, the value of it would be higher. I am not a fan of paranormal, magical and mystical shows, but this one was not that bad, it should be given the whole season. There are many worse series. I still do not understand how Ghost Whisperer made it to the whole 5 seasons or the shows like Charmed, Buffy and Supernatural have so many viewers, sorry. The show has a lot of points that I would definitely change, starting with better writing, and bringing some life to the dull main male character. The procedures are not well prepared and it just feels like everything is happening too much and too fast. The cases are more or less interesting and the team is not the strongest.

Past Life 1.01

This is worse than some dream, you actually feel what’s going on, don’t you? Your heart races, your palm sweat. No matter how hard you try you can’t make it go away. Must be terrifying.
Calm down.
That’s it? We’re supposed to figure out who killed this kid based on that?
I never said this was gonna be easy.
Start recording, it’s the red button.
Oh, thank you, I’m not an idiot.
Okay, the so the guy ran into a girls room, so he must have been a girl, that is ridiculous.
It’s 5 dollars for a cup of coffee, I should have it how I like it. Exactly what I say.
I don’t want  to be a girl anymore. Ha, okay.
A boy was a girl in his past life. He was kidnapped with his sister, who turned out to be still alive.
Why do you come here, is there a reason?
Yeah, my life sucks.
Do you not see the irony here with Mister non believer, knocking on the wood, playing with little pretend angels.
So I’m superstitious, big deal.
It’s just a coincidence, Kate.
Okay, whatever you say.
Kid checking if he can swim.
I know about the guilt. I know what it’s like to wake up everyday and just want to black out the pain. The truth is If I could see my wife again, I would do it, maybe that’s why I am here, with this crazy woman standing next to me. Maybe that’s why I haven’t walked away from this all. I guess hope is all we have left.
The girl is alive.
Don’t give the parents false hope.
Kate, everything that has happened today, I don’t know, it’s like you spend your whole life playing this game ad suddenly someone changes the rules.
She doesn’t know he kidnapped her, she thinks he’s her father.
I knew you didn’t take this job for the money.
Just so you know, I still think you’re crazy.
6.5/10

Past Life 1.02

A girl comes to Kate so she could help her sister.
If my PhD degree came out of cereal box then I’ve lost a lot of time at school.
You can feel the vision coming on, but you don’t know what causes them. They started as a flashes, but they’re gotten worse, more intense, more detailed. They’re scary, that’s not the worst part. The worst part is the pain. They make you feel. Not being able to control them.
Why do I keep dying?
You’re not a mad person, you’re just sick. Let me help you.
Or we can break in.
How do you deal with her?
I drink.
She’s coming onto a guy to get information.
Everything says she was a killer in her past life.
The girl is stoned.
It became about you when you started coming to work half drunk.
So I have a drink sometimes, I’m a social person.
Sitting alone at the bar isn’t social.
The guy is about to be executed, but let’s go to a sauna.
What a view, she’s falling off the cliff.
They got her on a tape.
I cried when they stopped the execution.
3.5/10

Past Life 1.03

Two people have the same regressions from two lifetimes.
They were both criminals.
They’re all over each other.
Girl broke the pattern, guy couldn’t.
Kate, I’m here.
Yeah, make yourself at home.
Tequila, I feel the lecture coming on.
Which one do you want? The one where every doctor at some point loses a patient in their carrier or the one where you’re very good at your job?
I go with number two.
You have to accept the fact, that even the great Kate cannot fix everything.
She’s getting more action then two of us combined.
It’s a sad situation, my friend.
And the truth is I actually cried at the end.
2/10

Past Life 1.04

Stigmata. A girl bleeds from hands at a spelling bee competition.
Her head starts bleeding too.
Kate’s mom messing with Kate’s things.
She was a boy who committed suicide.
Finally a little scarier episode.
Kate’s scenes with her mother.
Oh, hun, we’re from Texas.
You are not bad. This is your life. That was his.
Kate comforting the kid.
A test.
The new student is killing for teacher too.
I think he’s depressed, that’s why he cuts himself.
If you pull the trigger, there’s no turning back.
I know what he made you do, but this time you can say no.
When Kate threw the keys.
Oh, sweetie, you’re the one taking care of me?
There, you loved them frozen when you were a kid.
6/10

Past Life 1.05

They uncovered the body and a guy is kidnapped.
Kate gets into a car with a guy.
I’ve driven faster to the drug store for tampons.
They dug out the body.
That might be you.
The fiancée is so weak.
Their lunch talk.
2.5/10

My rate is: 4.1/10

Other shows I watched this summer

24 Friday Aug 2012

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Right after I finished watching Chase and Past life in the first week of August, I watched a few episodes of different shows.

  1. L&O: Criminal Intent 7.5 – Kelli Giddish’s episode
    Though I have seen only a few episodes of the series, it is not my favourite part of the Law and Order franchise. The episode was just bad.
    3/10
  2. Without A Trace: 7.5 – Kelli Giddish’s episode
    Though most of the team decided to abandon Kelli’s character case, who just happened to be a lesbian and find the little girl, the episode was amazing.
    7/10
  3. L&O – 6.16 – Ellen Pompeo’s episode
    Clearly not as e excellent as Ellen’s later episode, the case is not bad and to my big surprise Ellen has brown hair, is super cute and looks way younger than 26.
    6/10
  4. L&O – 16.2 – SVU’s episode
    Mariska guest stars and Ice T also appears in one scene.
    Why did he die trying to call me?
    She gives out thousands cards per year, oh if she gave me one, I would call her everyday.
    The case was very good and should be SVU case, as there were the characters that we have previously seen on SVU, so should just air on SVU.
    6.5/10
  5. L&O – 8.3 – Kate Walsh’s episode
    Kate in her natural blonde hair color and everyone appreciating how beautiful she is.
    She’s what I dream about.
    You want the truth? I stopped listening, I was picturing how she’d look in leather.
    This is the woman people tend to remember.
    Yeah she is a head turner.
    I’ve been trained to control my emotions.
    You never lose control?
    Losing control is not an option, you lose control you die.
    6/10
  6. The Good Wife – Kelli Giddish’s episodes
    2.22
    There are so many people who can see us right now, but I swear I will scream at the top of my lungs if you don’t get out of my office now.
    Mamie is killing it.
    And the judge is enjoying it.
    2.23
    Miss me? Now you gotta kiss me.
    3.01
    Kelli’s character is stalking Kalinda. I really loved her character and wish she stayed.
  7. ER – All Mariska Hargitay’s episodes
    4.2
    William H Macy, Maria Bello and Chad Lowe are also in this episode along with Mariska.
    I have already seen this scene, but my, she’s a genius.
    They didn’t even like me there. PERFECTION.
    A kid is bulimic, wish they showed us the actual conversation.
    And yes, she got the job.
    4.3
    Julianna’s character is all what the heck is she doing here?
    That was a nice boom.
    I hope they’re clean?? Come on, don’t say these things.
    The bulimia patient is back.
    Oh where’s your gun Liv?
    So Liv before SVU was afraid of walking home alone?
    4.5
    Who peed in your cornflakes?
    Did you just offer him a backrub?
    Clooney knows this stuff.
    You’re spending too much time together.
    So before SVU Liv gave backrubs and she was good at it.
    4.6
    Okay, that was not at all akward.
    4.8
    Drunk laugh.
    4.10
    You have a son?
    That was good.
    4.11
    Mariska and Maria play tomagochi at the ER. Oh the 90s, I remember you so well.
    What an ass going through her pregnancy pills.
    They want to play tomagochi again, but it died.
    Maria’s hitting the table with it, amazing.
    4.12
    Maria’s eating from the floor, she’s incredible.
    Mariska’s character is having a breakdown, nice.
    He is not good enough for you, sweetie.
    4.14
    Of course they lost her bags.
    Jessica Tuck guest stars.
    He doesn’t love her, how can you not love her?
    4.16
    I deserve better. Yes you do.
    I adored Mariska’s character, she was just awkward and super cute.
  8. Nurse Jackie 1.1
    She signed the consent form herself, nice one Jackie.
    Did he just grab her boob?
    Maybe a little ox.
    Puke away from the ear.
    What do you doctors have against healing people for Christ sake?
    I’m off the clock.
    So am I.
    I’m sorry I puked. It won’t happen again.
    It will.
    I like to have a clear head. Yeah, good one, Jackie.
    She actually took his picture.
    Fuck you, and she flashed his ear.
    Be careful.
    Fuck you.
    The show is absolutely perfect, and I hope one day I will have time to watch it.
    9/10
  9. Homeland 1.1
    I liked it. I would love to see what does the fingers sequence mean, maybe I will watch it one day, like when I’m on my retirement.
    8.5/10

Bones Season 7

23 Thursday Aug 2012

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In season seven we finally see Bones and Booth together, whom I have always described as the best partnership on television, I cried when he always took care of her and protected her, especially in the first four seasons. Season 6 was a breakpoint when Bones realized she loves him too, and as a result of that emotion, they hooked up one night, and Bones got pregnant, which I could never forgive the writers, as neither we saw them kiss, nor we saw them go on a date. The seventh season started like they have already been together not for five months but for years, because they were, they just did not realize that for a long time. I was mad at the writers the entire summer, for not showing us the kiss, not even talking about the what happened after the kiss, but the pilot made all those feelings disappear. The problem is, this season lacks in very good and surprising cases. I am writing this in retrospect, the season ended in May and we have late August, and I can honestly and sadly say that I do not remember most of the cases. Sure I remember all the Booth and Brennan scenes and the jokes, but no many criminal cases and I remember most from every previous season. When I read all the notes that I have gathered through the entire year, then yeah maybe I remember like a three or four, but the cases used to be much better, and the characters cared about the victims more. I do believe the season got better after Christine Angela was born. I was very sad the season only had 13 episodes, the show is absolutely genius and I am just grateful it got a full 8th season.

  1. We see Bones and Booth living together and Bones is far pregnant.
    8/10
  2. 2
    They’re having a girl! they’re having a girl! little bones! I love the new intro, the bed part most. Hodgins, I love you. do not kill that snake, people! Eating competition, Brennan and Booth jumping with the crowd.
    8.5/10
  3. Did not like it, I don’t know why this season is worse than all the previous ones. Daisy and Prince Charming.
    4/10
  4. Guy’s body is severed and put in boxes. Booth’s father is dead.
    7/10
  5. Angela n hodgins looking through all this post tornado stuff. That song was on repeat for a long time since the premiere of the episode. Tornado was great. but oh my! He played his song as a lullaby for michael! ZZ Top, genius. Hilarious episode. Best of this season.
    7.5/10
  6. We meet the most intelligent killer who will ruin our characters lives.
    8.5/10
  7. 7
    The crowd scene, when Bones was trying to get through all the prisoners, and they all started fighting, and Bones just kept walking.
    Jessica Tuck guest stars.
    Christine Angela Booth.
    The birth, beautiful, ‘No, it’s not your fault.’
    The scene when Booth takes Bones to the hospital for a tour, and she pulls out her ultra violet light watch, and goes all there’s blood everywhere.
    10/10
  8. 8
    She’s very advanced I knew she’d be.
    I told the director to send a photo every half an hour.
    Wow, I didn’t know they did that.
    They don’t usually, but I told her that because of my position, I could get her fired.
    How, is there an unsent button?
    Tina Majorino’s back.
    Remember me, when you take over the biuro.
    Fin and Michelle, shipping it.
    How quickly Emily lost weight.
    The victim’s head under a truck, Bones under a truck, and Booth, trying to pull her off, adorable scene.
    Bones talking about the dead woman to Christine. ‘She’s going to be beautiful and quite brilliant, I assume’.
    I love how this lady took a photo of Christine’s dirty diaper, and Bones is all this is very nice of her, and says, ‘Thank you, thank you so much’. And Booth goes ‘I don’t think nice was her intention‘, and then takes away the photo from Bones. Bones just walks into the shop and starts talking about the dead woman, but that’s normal.
    Unless you have a diaper that needs changing or need to be breastfed, I’m afraid,  I can’t help.
    Shopping, while arresting a guy.
    Just because something is difficult, doesn’t mean, I shouldn’t do it.
    10/10
  9. 9
    Amazing first scene Birds falling from the sky on people.
    I feel like I’m in someone else’s body.
    You don’t think I should care about how I look?
    You’re just feeling a little vulnerable.
    You look particularly lovely today, Dr.Brennan.
    Booth told you to say that, didn’t he?
    Poor Arastoo.
    Man was scalped.
    I think she’s feeling a little unattractive.
    That lawyer’s reaction.
    Touch the bones, let them give you the answers.
    Who cares about the Egyptians.
    They guy kept the hair!
    8/10
  10. 10
    Guy got stuck in a ribcage, the episode is just one minute in and I already give the highest score.
    Booth fell down the hill and finds the scalp. I approve.
    Now you can go to the airport, Booth.
    Parker is back.
    Directed by Chad Lowe.
    Where the hell is Jessica Capshaw?
    Bones wants to do a little bones project. Yes, I’m in.
    I don’t think playing with dead animals is gonna make things all that better. What do you mean Booth, I don’t understand. I’m with Bones on that one.
    Hodgins wants a party and Cam doesn’t allow him to have one. Not fair, Cam.
    Parker is adorable and does not hate Bones or Christine like I assumed he did.
    They’re getting Cam drunk.
    The problem is I have absolutely no idea what this case was about. I guess it was not good enough.
    5/10
  11. 11
    An enormous pig finds a body with sparking eyes.
    Looking for a nanny.
    Sweets’ ‘Really?’
    Bones kissing Booth at the crime scene.
    I enjoyed the previous one so much, I wanted one more. I’m done now.
    I’m not done. Bones? Bones?
    Tempe’s father is back and he babysits Christine.
    Oh no Wick, you’re so annoying, just shut up.
    The cannibalism was responsible fore some excellent recipes.
    Bones hanging out of the car, cause apparently the phone reception is better that way.
    A guy is shooting and hits Booth.
    Didn’t they teach how not to be irritating at shrink camp?
    Ma is not picking up.
    Bones works from home.
    Oh, come on, Bones, that was not Ma’s fault.
    I would like to remind you that you’re a guest here in this lab.
    Prisoner is more like it.
    Again, I have not idea what was the case about.
    4.5/10
  12. 12
    If I was Bones I would just shut the production entirely.
    Cam’s film!
    The final scene when they are showing the trailer and they are having a picnic, oh that’s just hilarious.
    3/10
  13. 13
    Bones on the run, and the finale was perfection.
    I begged her to run, and was shocked when she actually did. The writers get a big applause from me.
    With all the Booth, and squints sticking to the system and Bones and Caroline and Sweets leaving it behind, amazing.
    Cam, you did the right thing and you are my hero.
    I love you the way you are, Bones, okay?
    I’m gonna get my family back. You tell Bones that!
    10/10

Total grade: 7.2/10

Plan for the rest of summer

11 Saturday Aug 2012

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So far it has been the most stressful, yet the most successful summer of my life, so to deal with that stress I have decided to seize every free minute to relax and rewatch the shows I love. I have just finished rewatching 12 seasons of Law and Order Special Victims Unit, and earlier this summer 5 seasons of Brothers and Sisters. The question is were to go next. I have also started rewatching Sally Field and Rachel Griffiths movies, and I am planning on continuing to do so. I may have aimed higher, and go watch old, most preferably black and white films, that I have not seen yet, but I have decided to postpone it. Right now my aim is to gather strength and get control over my life back. This is the to be updated list of the films/shows I will most likely see this summer.

  1. Chase – A US Marshall show staring Kelli Giddish (already saw 3 episodes)
  2. L&O: Criminal Intent 7.5 – Kelli Giddish’s episode
  3. Without A Trace: 7.5 – Kelli Giddish’s episode
  4. L&O – 6.16 – Ellen Pompeo’s episode
  5. L&O – 10.14 – SVU’s episode
  6. L&O – 16.2 – SVU’s episode
  7. ER – All Mariska Hargitay episodes
  8. Downtown
  9. L&O Trial by Jury- 1.11 – SVU’s episode
  10. L&O – 8.3 – Kate Walsh’s episode
  11. Oz – All Christopher Meloni’s episodes (already saw 2 seasons)

I have made myself a promise not to start a new show, cause my life is about to get busy, and I am already following a hell lots of shows. I watched Homeland’s pilot, and though, sure I got caught in the story, it is not Showtime’s best, and I decided to be strong and not watch any more episodes till my retirement.