Greys 11.22. Greys 11.23. Revenge 4.21. Nashville 3.20. Castle 7.20. Castle 7.21. Bates Motel 3.08. Bones 10.16. The Good Wife 6.21. The Simpsons 26.19. Younger 1.06. Secrets and Lies 1.09. Chicago PD 2.20. Chicago Fire 3.20

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Greys 11.22

I am hugely disapointed they didn’t ask Tyne Daly, Kate Walsh, Sandra Oh and Derek’s sisters to come to the funeral. And that they showed 2 seconds of it. Other than that, I can understand why Meredith ran away with the kids just like Ellis did.

10/10

Greys 11.23

I am speechless after that 2 hour Greys. I was just praying she wouldn’t give the baby up or slit her wrists.

My head is in pieces after that massive time jump. I don’t feel like putting all the problems of season 12 into one episode was a good idea. The entire experience I either saw my life passing by or felt I’ve just missed something. So where are we now? In February? It’s surprising how she named her child after mother she hated for so many years. Still,

Welcome to the world,

Ellis Grey Shepherd.

10/10

Revenge 4.21

Goodbye, Revenge, your first 3 seasons were amazing. And even though you pretty much sucked in season 4, I was still glad you stuck around.

The landscape of Hamptons will never be the same.
Can’t anybody follow a simple revenge plan?
I’ve decided to end my life.
She wanted to die in Grayson Manor.
Revenge free.
I found this case under the flipboard.
The Mason Tredwell who died in prison a year ago?
We’ll check your car for Mason’s fingerprints.
That bitch set me up! I’m innocent!

10/10

Nashville 3.20

Where’s Rayna, I need to talk to her.
Just you believe, it may all come true.
My brother raped you?
Juliette is doing something.
Welcome to my world.

7.5/10

Castle 7.20

You haven’t written a word in a week.
I’ve tried to put it behind. But it haunts me.
I was in Thailand getting shot at with Chuck Norris?
It’s Richard Castle, from Thailand.
That’s for making me miss my wedding.

10/10

Castle 7.21

Fantastic Castle this week. Very Non Stop-y, I loved when facetime on Castle’s ipad froze on his face just when he was giving that disdained look. I think Castle could go on without Stana, like this, with Castle and Alexis solving every case.

10/10

SVU 16.20

Excellent and I didn’t see it coming.

Oh good, she’s still alive. Don’t you just hate when you kidnap a girl and she just won’t stop movong in your back seat?
Nadia is a nice kid. You know what he’s doing to her now?
Don’t go there. That never helps.
Please don’t kill me. I’ll do whatever you want.
All girls say that.
Where he could do whatever he wanted to do with her.
Some place sacred. Search the woods.
They have been here for years.
We’ve got her.
She was raped and tortured and transported to his burial ground.

10/10

Bates Motel 3.08

10/10

Bones 10.16

No no. There’s no such thing as chest bone.
My two favorite customers, I’ve feed you every day for 10 yrs.
Are you kidding me? Two of my favorite collegues winning the lottery!
I guess I’m just looking for a reason all of this is happening.
Are you smelling something?
I’m trying not to.
Smell you later.
I had no idea you were so talented.
Sometimes I surprise myself.
No, unless he was murdered by a double cheesburger.

9.5/10

The Good Wife 6.21

I thought we had two more episodes before Kalinda’s exit. Goodbye, Kalinda.

Only in America, if you’re a grandmother you go to jail, if you’re an addict, you go to rehab.
The disk was not ejected properly.
Not to mention those emails she sent.
I won’t be in.
Life’s to short to be mad.
Goodbye.

10/10

The Simpsons 26.19

Can’t get a sitter, cause our kids are nuts.
Your brother is stupid, bye bye.
I saved you.
But you pushed me!

10/10

Younger 1.06

If you’re 40 or older proceed at your own risk.
I saw everytjing on twitter.

5/10

Secrets and Lies 1.09

The problem is, I don’t think Crawford killed anyone.
So he drowned. The boy couldn’t swim.
And then she chased him back there where he died.
Tom’s killer’s female.
What are the odds of having two dead children.

10/10

Chicago PD 2.20

Dick Wolf got a new spin off. Chicago Med, i might just check you out. And I want to start Chicago PD this summer.

Sophia does not have brown hair. What happened in SVU after this is a masterpiece.

My ex partner questioned him 10 years ago.
I’m glad you told me, I was planning on stealing the cup there.
What brings you to Chicago?
Employment.

9/10

Chicago Fire 3.20

I could never watch this show. Being burned to death is just the worst way to go.

Somebody raped her and left her for dead.
L’ombre robbed and stabbed me.
She was raped and whoever did it tried to cover it by fire.
I had a case like that 10 years ago.

5.5/10

20 Best Lizzie McGuire Episodes

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As everyone is talking about the little reunion Hilary, Lalaine and Jake had at the bowling alley, here’s 20 best Lizzie McGuire episodes.

1. Inner Beauty

Miranda stops eating as food and how much she weighs is the only thing she can control.

2. Best Dressed for Much Less

Yearbook photos are coming up, Lizzie wants to win best dressed, Gordo- most photographed and Miranda – most paced. Meanwhile, Matt gets famous.

3. Bye Bye Hillridge Junior High

Lizzie and Gordo say goodbye to Junior High, Gordo can’t find the right words to write in Lizzie’s yearbook. This is the finale, Hilary performs ‘I Can’t Wait’, there are some flashbacks and the class photo turns out not as any of us expected.

4. Picture Day

Lizzie saves Miranda’s outfit and Grandma McGuire’s ugly sweater is featured in the photo, just like grandma wanted, the McGuires just won’t be getting any wallet size pictures this year.

5. Pool Party

We meet Lizzie McGuire a 13 year old with an animated alter ego, her two best friends, and we tie dye sheets.

6. Sibling bonds

Matt handcuffs Lizzie to…himself and McGuires hide the key to teach them to coexist.

7. You’re a Good Man, Lizzie McGuire

Kate destroys the school statue, Lizzie takes the blame, in result is banned frm coming to the Spring fling and the party comes to Lizzie.

8. Between a Rock and a Bra Place

Lizzie and Miranda go their first bra shopping with Lizzie’s mom and Lizzie loses her temper.

9. Over the hill

Lizzie is stressed out about who she should be when she grows up, as everyone around her seems to know what they want to do.

10. First kiss

Lizzie gets dumped by her first boyfriend, Gordo tells her she’s the prettiest and most fun to be with.

11. I Do, I don’t

Lizzie and Gordo are paired up for a school family project and Gordo is the garbage man, while Miranda is Ethan’s wife who is a surgeon and isn’t even sure what that word means.

12. Gordo’s video

Gordo’s film reveals the truth about the school.

13. Party Over Here

Lizzie and the gang lie about going to Kate’s birthday party, end up calling Lizzie’s mom for help, and despite doing the right thing, get grounded.

14. Those Freaky McGuires

Lizzie and Matt have a Freaky Friday day when they switch bodies and have to go to their sibling’s school. They find out a little about each other and McGuires are surprised to see them get along.

15. Aargh Rated

Lizzie and the gang sneak into an R rated movie, Lizzie’s parents find out as Lizzie ends up saving a guy’s life and the local hero is broadcasted on the news.

16. And the Winner Is

The gang has a fight and they look for a treasure for a school project. Ethan makes Lizzie see that no fight should get between her and her friends. Matt thinks it’s a real treasure and gets first to the finish line.

17. Lizzie Strikes Out

Lizzie and the gang get invited to go bowling with Ethan, but Lizzie’s dad wants to spend time with her that day.

18. The Longest Yard

Lizzie babysits Matt, who ruins their father’s favorite rugby and leaves the house to fix it.

19. I’ve Got Rhytmics

Turns out Lizzie is good at arythimcs, Kate hires Larry to ruin it for her, and even though Lizzie’s friends save the day, she does not want to pursue something she doesn’t like no matter how good she is at it.

20. Mom’s Attack

Jo volunteers to go on a school trip with Lizzie and her friends, Lizzie feels humiliated as Mrs McGuire brings 60 rolls of toilet paper, while everyone else thinks she’s the coolest mom.

Oh how I miss this show.

Flash of Genius. Heller in Pink Tights. Ghosts of the Abyss. Nightwatch. Mixed Nuts. Grease 2. The Bling Ring. Jesse Ston: Thin Ice.First Daughter.

Flash of Genius

A well done portrayal of a man who thought for decades for what was his. A wonderful biography.

7/10

Heller in Pink Tights

A fun film with Sophia Loren about a theatrical troupe and a live triangle.

6/10

Ghosts of the Abyss

David Cameron goes back to the Titnic to record some footage of the wreckage. A beautiful film, that deserved more awards than Titanic.

8/10

Nightwatch

A nice thriller/horror, the only thing the film is missing is tension, as it only hd some at the beginning, and it quickly turned out to be a prank.

6/10

Mixed Nuts

A hilarious film, I haven’t had that much fun in a long time. Liev is fantastic as a transgender and every keeps this film at an A-level humor. We need more films this fun.

10/10

Grease 2

It must have been impossibly hard to follow the footsteps of the first part. The songs were weaker, the story still fresh, but overall, not even close.

5/10

The Bling Ring

The 2010 version was so much better, here all the kids did was party and steal and there was absolutely no depth to them. This was my second attempt to watch this film, this time successfully. I liked Sophia’s suggestion that Nikki’s sister was involved, but never caught, well both sisters actually.

5/10

Jesse Stone: Thin Ice

Have not seen any other parts, but was nicely surprised with this one, the ending is a little unpredictable in its simplicity.

5/10

First Daughter

Why do they only play bad movies when I turn on the tv? I can’t even describe how horrible this one was. I’ll take What a girl wants with Amanda Bynes or Chasing Liberty with Mandy Moore any time.

2/10

Greys 11.21. Revenge 4.20. Nashville 3.19. Bates Motel 3.07. Bones 10.15. The Good Wife 6.20. Scandal 4.21. The Simpsons 26.18. Younger 1.05. Secrets and Lies 1.08

In less than two weeks we’ll know everything. Thursday, May 7th and Friday, May 8th is when we’ll know what stays and what goes, and I have been nervous for over a week. For now, all we know is, Eye Candy was cancelled and I really wanted to know what happened to Lindy’s sister.

Greys 11.21

Oh dear lord,

Exhausted from crying, I’ve put 10 years into this relationship. Not fair, so not fair. Shonda killed Derek off and I’ve spent the entire week assuring myself she wouldn’t do it. RIP, McDreamy, you deserved so much more.

You aren’t God, so you don’t know.
The people who hit us? No thanks.
Every kiss before the right kiss doesn’t count.
It’s a beautiful day to save lives.
You’re not dead, just breathe.
Derek.
You stay not dead.
He’s a doctor. A surgeon, I think.
Look at my head.
Take me to the head CT.
I’m gonna die because these people aren’t trained.
There’s no point.
Derek?
It’s okay, you can go. We’ll be fine.

10/10

Revenge 4.20

I can’t believe Victoria burned! Revenge ends with my favorite character dying?! How am I supposed to be okay with that?! I still remember how angry I was when she boarded that plane back in s1 finale and how much I hoped she found a way to get off. But now? Victoria Grayson died and I’m supposed to sit here and take it?!

Rest in peace, Victoria Grayson.

It’s why I still call you Ems.
We’re a team. We’re gonna get through this cause that’s what we do.
The past few years, this has been our life.
Can’t imagine a life after, Ems.
I don’t deserve him.
But you deserve me?
Burn.

10/10

Nashville 3.19

Don’t we just love when Juliette acts like a diva? But are we really gonna spend the last few episodes on Christina Aguilera instead of watching our characters perform?

We’re gonna be spending a lot of time with that guy, and it isn’t too much to ask that he bathed regurarly.
Did you purposely not tell me they’re sitting at our table?
You look amazing.
I know.
What possessed you to sign that little copy cat?
Please welcome to the stage Daphne Conrad.
Have a little faith in me.
Wouldn’t be surprised if I got nominated for a few awards.
What if I become irrelevant at 25?
You’ll always be the unforgettable Juliette Barnes.

6/10

Bates Motel 3.07

Norman finally admitted he is onsessed with his mother and wants to sleep with her.

There’s always something dead in the basement.
He thinks he’s you, Norma.
You got her in trouble?
She needs lung transplant.
How was it, sleeping with my mother?
Would it bother you if someone slept with your mother?

She threw herself like a whore into a bed of a man she barely knows.
So what was she like?
It’s not an appropriate question.
Did she give to easily?
Cause I can imagine what it was like.
Norman, why do you care so much who your mother mught be sleeping with?
What does it mean that she could be attracted to someone?
Does that take her away from you?
Norman, do you want to sleep with her?
I just miss you. I miss how close we used to be.
We all go a little mad sometimes.

10/10

Bones 10.15

How could Bones let Booth gamble?

I’m pregnant.
You think I’m gonna become a gambler again, because we’re having a child?
Play with.
Played with. There’s no reason for you to go back there.
He’s an addict.
I need to put 200 on…

8/10

The Good Wife 6.20

Alicia has to step down? Kalinda put Diane in so much trouble.

Will I need you in top of me.
So did you do it? Screw your boss?
This is a disbarable offence for me.
Mom, was it just flirtation with Will?
No, it wasn’t.
There were more remakes of this case than Spiderman.

10/10

Scandal 4.21

Now you, scared man with glasses.
I want to hear what Abby has to say.
Has anybody checked?!
Ok let’s go get some blood.
What does it mean, go get some blood?
Are you being paid in fried chicken?
You would make a better senate candidate than Mrs Mellie Grant.
I know Doctor Zhivago is doing the best he can.
47% think Cyrus shoukd have his own talkshow.
You were right, we should have never left that island.

10/10

The Simpsons 26.18

I am not surprised the ratings are low.

Let me see your settings, photos.
No one ever cares about the middle child.
So that means I can’t marry Maggie?
Stop asking me that.

4.5/10

Younger 1.05

Congrats on season 2! Right when I’m starting to fall for this show!

Orgasm?! I’m at work.
I need you to wash your hands.
I was in the bathroom.
Spear me the details.
While you were instagraming your way through India.
That okd lady you found on Craig’s list?
You claim to be 60% gay.
Not for you.
Who are you right now?
It’s a girl code.
I can’t believe you Pretty Woman’ed me.
I can’t believe I’m Richard Gere and you’re Julia Roberts.
Any friend of Liza is our friend.

7/10

Secrets and Lies 1.08

I knew Christy did it back when the pilot premiered.

Who until 3 weeks ago did not know how many kids he had.
People do that? Call before they kill someone?
That appears to be a child’s tooth.
You can’t seriously think Christy killed Tom.
Your wife is hiding cash.
10 000 notes.

6.5/10

Recess: Taking the Fifth Grade. American Pie.Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit. Who is Clark Rockefeller? Rachel Getting Married. The Wedding Pact

I am feeling so unproductive, that I am writing yet another post this week, I have more than 200 watched films to review, I better not leave it till summer.

Recess: Taking the Fifth Grade

The old gang goes to the 5th grade and gets invited to a super secret 5th and 6th graders club. Two of them go along with ‘feeling better and priveledged’ as opposed to everyone younger, epecially the 1st graders, and the remaining four must do everything to stop it. It wasn’t Recess’ best, but for a kids film it was a 5.

5/10

American Pie

Finally convinced myself to watch it, as there was absolutely nothing on tv and I had access to tv only for two weeks, which included only 4 days to watch. What I’m trying to say is, I loved it. I am again not sure about watching the other parts, as I hate oversexed films, and I really don’t want to know new characters, but the first one was absolutely hilarious.

We tell mom we ate it.

7/10

Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit

I still haven’t seen the first one. This ine was witty and very lifetime-y and I’m glad I decided to watch it.

6/10

Who is Clark Rockefeller?

Speaking of lifetime, a story about the biggest fake of recent years should be less, uhm, home made.

3/10

Rachel Getting Married

Dissapointed, I have been postponing watching this one for years too, and I liked it at parts, the beginning was awesome, but then it fell apart.

4/10

The Wedding Pact

That one I watched on my 2 week holiday, and it was weak, but the ending was very sweet and kind and the film had the romantic feel required for a film to classify as a romcom.

3/10

Greys 11.19. Greys 11.20. SVU 16.19. Shameless 5.12. Revenge 4.19. Nashville 3.17. Nashville 3.18. Bates Motel 3.05. Bates Motel 3.06. Bones 10.13. Bones 10.14. The Good Wife 6.19. Scandal 4.20. Younger 1.02. Younger 1.03. Younger 1.04. Secrets and Lies 1.07

Greys 11.19

A funny episode, Stephanie does not want to pursue carreer in penal reatachment, Mer doesn’t speak with Cristina, but she remembers the promise she made about Owen. Alex’s other person is Maggie and I’m liking this friendship very much. Amelia stands up for herself to Meredith.

Cristina asked me to watch out for him.
I am one of the leading experts on penal reatachment.
There’s nothing wrong with you.
He should have want to listen.
I’m dorky. I’m nerdy. I’m me.
Until younhave walked in my shoes, you need to cut me some slack and back the hell up.
We get more than just one thing to love. One day something will click and you’ll know when you’ve found it.

8.5/10

Greys 11.20

God, remember when they were all stranded in the woods. Thank you for that cry session, Greys. I love you to pieces. What an excellent episode, I was a little surprised she didn’t know about the plane crash, she is as she mentioned herself, a nerd, so wouldn’t she google her sister? I loved that Mer’s first reaction was to find the only person who gets it, Arizona. Karev told Arizona he was the one who cut off her leg and I liked that Callie wanted Arizona to have someone she could count on. And this brings us to Calzona, and the furious discusion begins yet again. Why is Callie saddenly so cold to Arizona anf why doesn’t she feel any need to take her back. Calzona was more significant than Merder since they met. I hope Shinda gets them together at the end of the season. I hate that Jo and Stephanie knew so little about the plane crash. Jo’s dating Karev and complaining about his friendship with Meredith constantly, yet doesn’t take a second to take interest in getting to know anything about her boyfriend’s bff. I loved Maggie’s reaction, but she should have known. They also should have told her about Meredith puting her hand into the guys chest back in season 2. Chief Webber shouldn’t behave like an arogant dumbass considerning the fact his students were in a plane clash inky three years ago. They should have dug up more. I also want to hear from Cristina. We know Mer has stopped facetiming her once Derek went away, but I just can’t stand the thought that the twisted sister haven’t spoken in 9 months. What’s the point of living if your person stops speaking to you, then? Little Sydney from Parenthood is going to be in the next car crashy episode.

‘You and Derek went down in a plane, you drowned, he got shot, you gave birth in a power outage. You have every reason to feel the sky’s falling.’

(we can name at least five more bad things that happened to Meredith)

And that is exactly why Derek won’t die.

That many bad things can’t happen to one character. They will not want to make it any more unrelatable then it already is. The cathastrophies should have eneded with the plane crash.

A plane went down, right in the middle of the city.
Sorry there was a plane crash.
Have you seen Dr Robbins? Where’s Dr Robbins?
We’re okay. This isn’t us.
We’re okay.
We’re okay.
Have you seen Meredith or Arizona?
We should look out for them today.
It’s the plane crash. The plane crash is making me worry.
You and Derek went down in a plane, you drowned, he got shot, you gave birth in a power outage. You have every reason to feel the sky’s falling.
She died out there in the woods.
There was another one, Lexie.
I can never look at any of them the same ever.
What’s the point of the plane crashing and you ending up here.
The next time it will end with ‘and then I died’.
It was me who cut off your leg.
Thank you for telling me that.
I wanted you to have somebody.

10/10

Revenge 4.19

Oh it was a painful flashback episodes and they still didn’t make it. The show is drowning and no one watches it anymore. I don’t think Lydia has the power to mess anything up, she can burn the Grayson Manor but that’s pretty much it.

If you speak a word of this self destructive will take a whole new meaning for you.
Amanda Clarke is chaos theory.
Why hold on to anything?
Because it meant something to me. Beause I wanted to remember what we’ve accomplished.
It’s like for 4 years I thought that I was a part of something bigger than myself. I’m just a hacker that read Emily Thorne.
You are the dynamic duo.
This is the girl you met on the beach, this is the girl you named your boat after.

10/10

Nashville 3.17

Best Nashville episode in a long time.

You have no idea what I’ve been through for the last 24 hours.
I’m just scrabbing notes.
All I felt was music.

10/10

Nashville 3.18

Nashville is gettng good just when it’s rime to say goodbye. I really don’t want to lose it but how can it accept death for the third time? Juliette is going to perform a song, that makes it maybe three this year, we got screwed over by this pregancy, as it is probably the final season.

Nashville’s next Johnny and June.
Just tell them we have the best song.
He is the biy who posted you as Maddie Claybourne on the Internet.
I’m a little rusty. Why the hell are you rusty?! You’re a musician, you write songs. What other things could you possibly be doing?!
She was to write this sad ass song, and I can’t go there right now, cause rhat’s what I’ve got playing in my head all day.
This is her. She’s making this happen, this is her talent.

8/10

Shameless 5.12

You know, Deb, you cannot determine pregnancy after a week, which means it’s that 21 year old’s you raped. Weakest season, and an averge finale. Kevin the rape walker had lots of opportunities. Debbie could not have lost her mind any more. Frank’s girl drowns. Sammi shows up at the end and lights up the episode. The last scene of Lip and Ian sitting in the car and Frank stopping buy to blow a joint, was along with Sammy shooting Mike the only great thing about the finale.

It’s a really big school, V.
I was the rape walker. I had lots of opportunities.
Frontal or anal?
I’m pregnant.
I love him. We’re gonna get married. And we’re gonna have a lot of babies and we’re gonna be happy.
Could I be possibly doing a worse job raising them?
He’s a nice guy, and you know, you’re not.
Frank, please give this to my family.
Happy is overrated. Grow up, Fiona.
I love you. That means we take care of each other.
Is that Sammi?
And something about sitting in a box for a week.

10/10

Bates Motel 3.05

Are we really gonna keep Norma’s rapist and obey his sick needs just because he loves her? Guess what the Wifi password is. Norman has his mother’s favorite dress which he just can’t get enough of. Did Alex know Norma was raped by the previous owner?

He raped her.
We have your mother Norma Bates at the ER.
What’s wrong with these criminals, why can’t they just hold on to their shit.
The password to Wifi is mother.
You were wearing that blue and white dress that I like.
Norman, dinner’s ready. (Just fucking your dress, mother.)
You think i don’t know what they’ve done to me? No one know better than me. They raped me. They put a dead man’s body in my bed they kidnapped my child and they put him in a box in the ground. What else are they going to do to me? Kill me?
And I want a pool.

9/10

Bates Motel 3.06

Apparently I was wrong last weak, I rewatched all the episodes where Norma mentions her childhood, and she says her brother has raped her for years on all counts, as opposed to Caleb’s story, him raping her because he loved her so much and could not let run away.
And then, the writers try to push an incest relationship that was going on between them for years. This week though, Norma shot her phone, Alex got shot too, Norma got sexually assaulted again, Norman went full on Pscho, dressing up like his mother, who later forgave her brother/rapist – a reaction we did not expect and then the one we did, Norman made a Psycho face when he saw that his mother has had ‘their’ kind of relationship before.

I’m having some kind of a breakdown.
I don’t know if I can keep living my life.
When we were growing uo he was very terrible to me.
My son isn’t normal, there’s something wrong with him.
He has these blackouts and he loses himself. And I have killed myself trying to take care of him, to protect him, to keep it a secret.
Norman is sleeping.
Parents don’t have their needs.
I won’t talk to your dad because he raped me.
Norma Louise, I’m so sorry!

8/10

Bones 10.13

Criminals get killed and Arastoo decides to go back to Iran to say goodbye to his brother. Of course you don’t have anything to say here, Cam. What’s Cam’s religion anyway?

King of the lab, Aubrey.

3.5/10

Bones 10.14

I stop thinking it would help if they moved it back to Mondays, as it’s obvious it can’t compete with Greys as the number of viewers was again below 5 mln. But the cases, are excrutiantingly boring. Only Castle can suck more. And these are the two shows I used to root for. At least Max hasn’t changed and went grave robbing. Little Christine sounds exactly like Emily and that’s super scary. Do kids really talk like that? Last time I checked you can’t understand a 3 year old most times, and even though she is Brennan’s child her overpronounciation is plain spooky.
Someone who tried to clean it was clearly not a trauma scientist.
Grave robbing.

3/10

SVU 16.19

Started off good and then ended up a non-svu related case of measles.

I’m never having kids.
Rainbow party is when girls wear different shades of lipstick. And they take turns on the guys. The guy who has the most colors wins.
There is this pressure to do all the guys. They had an oral sex competition.
Rollins, feel my forehead.
I’m not feeling your forehead.

3.5/10

Scandal 4.20

White hats and you bought me. Let’s take Ronan once and for all. Huck and Quinn breaking bones coukd not be more disturbingly good. So what would happen if the guy said it was miss Pope and her team who got rid of the body? Wouldn’t they all go to jail for cleaning up somebody else’s mess? I would watch that anyday.

No matter how white the (k)night is.
Goodbye homicidal robbery, welcome missing person.
Flip and fold.
Did you study law? You sure not even like a semester?
You are unrecognisable to yourself.
Bravo, Olivia.
He’re so wearing a white hat.

6/10

The Good Wife 6.19

Alicia was reminiscing to Will times. It’s so easy to write Kalinda off, by throwing her into prison or killing her for starters.

Alicia is the perfect example of someone sleeping her way to the top.
I can’t just say this stuff about Will, because it wasn’t true.
Love is a word that is so exhausted. I wish it meant something for me.
Law is always personal.

8/10

Younger 1.02

Deleting facebook to escape friends you don’t want to keep in touch with. Hilary’s character’s relationship portrays what evey woman had to deal with at least once in her dating life. Bosses emailing you before 8 am, how well I know this.

Din’t worry that bitch will never find you.
Remund me to never have lunch with you on Tuesdays.
The lesbian artist? You could have stayed with me.
It’s just some old woman looking for directions.
I can only stay if I have sex with you?
Where have you been, I have been emailing you all morning.
It’s 8am.

5/10

Younger 1.03

Whoa, what was that? Very disapointed.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Type Yes!

1/10

Younger 1.04

I have very recently rewatched all episodes of Lizzie Mcguire, as I was having a little identity crisis and had to go back to where my life had meaning. That was one hell of a show, now Younger, as glad as I am that it was focused around Hilary Duff’s character and we got to see Lizzie Mcguire got hammered, I am still angry we never got to see Lizzie in high school, and almost lose everything she’s worked for overnight, it was still not it. It was muh better than the previous episode, but I honestly couldn’t care less about Liza’s relationship with the young guy, it seems too much like a phase she needs to go through to get back on her feet.

How have we not banged him yet?!
Yeah I think I just passed this point.
Fine, go home binging Gilmore Girls.
You are HOT!
She may still be asleep.
Significantly older than I am!
She looked stupid.
You don’t even remember.
I was so excited, I got drunk.
I have a relative become dependant on me

6.5/10

Secrets and lies 1.07

And Christy has taken the kids, what a lovely scene, best episode yet. Why did he try to hide the flashlight when he knows Cornell is always onto him, we’ll never know.

Abby counted the presents.
Did anyone see you releavibg yourself?
We have to stay together!
Why are you leaving dad alone?! It’s two days before Christmas!

10/10

Greys 11.18. SVU 16.18. Shameless 5.12. Cougar Town 6.13. Revenge 4.18. Nashville 3.18. Bates Motel 3.01. Bates Motel 3.02. Bates Motel 3.03. Bates Motel 3.04. Bones 10.12. Castle 7.18. Castle 7.19. The Good Wife 6.15. The good Wife 6.16. Scandal 4.18. Younger 1.01. Secrets and Lies 1.05. Secrets and lies 1.06.

Greys 11.18

And here I was scared Greys forgot they have an upper floor. Bailey crossed the lins asking the mother for her son’s organs for the kid that shot him. Derek’s speech at the end and a personally painful voiceover. When did it stop being enough? For me it never was.

Feels good, doesn’t it? Knowing what you want to do next.
We are runners. Something scares us, we spring.
If it’s not working, fix it.
I don’t need to save the world.
When did that stop being enough?
Wouldn’t be love if it didn’t.

7/10

SVU 16.18

Hudson University, an elite school for rape and sexual assault. Ally Ionnides stars in a case that is not at all what it seems (is it ever?).

Noah, just to be clear, you are not going to Hudson University.
When’s the last time a carjacking victim was asked, are you sure you didn’t want your car stolen?
We are all Jane.
I am the real Jane.
One of the guys threw my panties at me.
Nobody raped this girl.
She want to play whore on Saturday and a saint on Sunday.
Who else want to rape that?
Did she just say 6 men?
I’m the dace of the movement.
They probably all took a piece of me.
This is about eliminating rape culture.
I could have been gang raped.
I have to go to school every day and see my rapist?
You have a dangerous predator on your campus.
It set the clock back 30 years.

10/10

Shameless 5.11

Sammi was accidentaly killed, then she came alive.

For bankrobbery or a driveby.
Sex i the first thing to you know sex.
For me part of feeling alive is being alive.
Ah fuck she’s dead.
Too late for that.
He was released in the care of Monica Gallagher.
Help! Help!

6/10

Cougar Town 6.13

A beautiful finale, they all stayed at the cul-de-sac and were meeting at Jules’ house every day till the rest of their lives. An uplifting finale, as it should be. They continue to do crazy things and they’re all okay and that keeps me from falling apart.

The wife made it to the end of the lawn.
He was here when I got here.
If Travis and Laurie bought it.
You’re gonna kill us someday.
We could finally be a couple.
Give me Big Chuck.
Who moves at night?
You’re my best friend.
Does everyone have to leave this second?
Why is everyone leaving me?
We are so lucky.

10/10

Revenge 4.18

Oh how weak is Revenge this season, and sadly, we all know it’s going to be thia show’s last, and It aches me that I’m going to have to find a replacement in September, as I used to love this show so much. I expected so much more. It was a fun ride, Revenge, up to season 4. Charlotte will be back in a few episodes, I hope they’ll find her a place other than being a bitchy junkie. He should not have lost that baby. Any storyline is better than what she has.

‘I am David Clarke’s daughter. I am Amanda Clarke.’ I expected more than a random admission at an even more random party.

5/10

Nashville 3.18

All the songs. The aings are always my favorite part of the show. I hope it escapes death again. All we all knew Sadie was going to kill her ex husband the minute she bought the gun.

I’m a broken guitar, working on a broken song.
I can be hurricane driving through misery.
Have you ever been in love? Then you shouldn’t write about it.
If you need anything, just give me a look.
Don’t tell me I can’t sing this song. This is my time. This is my song.
He can be an axe murderer.
Except he’s a doctor.
You might understand something I’m going through.
Yeah I might.
Are you guys together? Like together together?
Sadie! What happened?

7.5/10

Bates Motel 3.01

And we’re back with Norma and Norman and their incest-like relationship. Calling your mom ‘silly woman’ and sleeping in the same bed underlines the creepy incesty vibe the show gives. Also, Norman is back to killing.

Norman is 18. He should  not be sleeping in the same bed as his mom.
Looks like your mom and you are pretty close.
Yes we are.
I think you should go to your own bed.
There was no place left for us. Except with each other.
It’s not normal.
I may be growing up, but I am not going anywhere.
Move over, silly woman.

7/10

Bates Motel 3.02

Norma knows its her son who’s killing ‘questionable’ women. I mean why else woukd he get into the car with that woman? Emma has gotten too forward after that summer fling.

You can’t keep getting into cars with questionable women! Slutty, oversexed, crazy.
I don’t know how long I can keep doung this, Norman.
Doing what?
Are you planting tomatoes?
Yeah and corn. And green beans.
I always felt safe when you were here.
Norman was the last person who saw her.
Of course on purpose. Do you think I bump into signs not on purpose?

7/10

Bates Motel 3.03

I’m pretty sure Norman is the biggest weirdo in town, Norma. Norman’s obsession with his mother gets creepier as he says he feels he’s ‘outside’ of her, as opposed to the ‘inside’ he wants to be in. The show is gonna end with Norman raping Norma and killing hr afterwards just like his victims.

I haven’t been in school in 20 years, I’m probably gonna look like everyone’s mother.
Maybe for spending so many years close to my mother.
Have you interviewed all the weirdos in this town?
Secret club of the damaged.
I just feel like I’m outside of her.
What game are you playing today, mother?

6/10

Bates Motel 3.04

Dylan and Norma’s relationship is so much more enjoyable than Norma and Norman’s. Norma’s brother loved his little sister so much that when she wanted to end their weird bond, he raped her. Norma gets jeleous another relationship of her son’s and forbids him to have sex with Emma. And Norman, the creepiest character on TV, desperately wants to make his mom jeleaous kissing Emma and making sure Norma watches.

Dylan, good you’re here. He’s very upset. Take him to the house.
You can’t sleep with her.
My mother says I shouldn’t have sex with you.
She was more than my sister. I loved her more than anything. And I couldn’t let her go.
You betrayed mother and she needs to know. (Full on Psycho)

5.5/10

Bones 10.12

First of, one more cave man following you? Brennan gets a twitter and lightens up the episode, now who killed… Lucas from PLL. Congrats Bones, I actually remembered. You didn’t suck this week.

Twitter gives fans a chance to onnect with you till the next book comes out.
It’s abandoned.
That doesn’t help my argument.
Oh my god.
What you got bit?
My book. It’s in the cleareance section.
I’m totally gonna follow you.
Mole matching program.
I did start folowing Dr B on twitter.
He’s 18, his frontal lobe isn’t fully developed yet, so his judgement cannot be trusted.
It’s probably just the squints following you.
You’re posting articules on bone diseases and cave men.
What you’ve got another cave man following you?
Because in high school I was shoved into locker multiple times.
This locker is smired with blood.
Why are you tweeting and not working my case?
The victim had a twitter account. (Duh)
We’re looking for someone who has a car with no trunk.
Smiley face, wink wink.

10/10

Castle 7.18

Still waiting for Castle to surprise me, to have a case that’s going to sweep me of my feet. For Alexis to have an interesting storyline, not just asking friends over to play with Castle’s toys. I want to hear about hr vlog again. Her character needs some depth, they all do. Carlos from Desperte Housewives guest stars in the first role I’ve seen him since Mr Solis. And Kate wants to take the Captain’s exam. Does this mean they plan to write Gates off by the end of this season?

Is it One Direction?
No, they’re in Hong Kong. (How manly of you to know that Espo)
Captain’s exam.

2.5/10

Castle 7.19

The only thing I remember is that Ryan and Espo challenged Castle and Kate and performed to the most annoying song. No idea what the case was.

2/10

The Good Wife 6.15

One of the boring episodes before Alicia’s win. Can’t their have their emails hacked already?

You don’t want me to win.
Alicia’s defeat could be a major embarrasment.

5.5/10

The Good Wife 6.16

Dennis O’Hare is back and he just cannot swallow the fact that the printed gun cost 25 dollars.

Is anyone else disturbed by…
The one that your wife is not suing.
I just can’t believe 25 dollars.
Who’s your attorney?
David Lee.
Actually I am.
Yes maybe he can find another way for associating with killing Jews.
To trash Peter!
What’s this?
I don’t know it’s too far for me to read it.
Are you sending money to Palestinians?

10/10

The Good Wife 6.17

Somebody hacked into your system.
You performed oral sex on Limond in a supply closet?
Like removing stick from my ass.
What world are you living on?
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Eli! Stop saying that.
Never apologise beforehand.
Whatever you wanna do, no.

10/10

Scandal 4.18

Every time they mention wearing white hats, I’m happy. Any time they talk about B613 and Liv’s dad, I’m angry. I don’t think Mellie will win. But she’s still my second favirite character after Abby.

Drug store. Tampon run.
We are the white hats, we’re the good guys.
The good guys lose. And the white hats burn.
She’s family, Rosen.

5.5/10

Younger 1.01

Great pilot. Good to see Hilary Duff back on TV, and Sutton Foster too. The pulot made me think of Bunheads, and I got upset. Then, Gilmore Girls and Lizzie McGuire nd I got all nostalgic.

Eat, pray and chronic diarrhoea.
Who inspires you?
Katniss Everdeen.
Favorite band?
One Direction.
As Taylor Swift said, there’s a special place in hell for women who don’t help other women.
I’ve got your back, girl.
You’re gonna set a twitter account for Jane Austen.
Dead Jane Austen?
Are you deaf? Is that how you got into Darmouth?
Can I out your bush on Instagram?
Is that why your bush turned gray?
She lies about her age, how lame is that.
Hashtag pathetic.
We’re only in our 20s once.
I wanna come home.
Come home.

9.5/10

Secrets and Lies 1.05

I am only watching this for Kadee and I love how snarky Juliette’s character is.

Now the alleged evidence is missing like the flashlight.
To protect and serve. That’s the job.

4.5/10

Secrets and lies 1.06

You have a stalker.
You mean beside you?

A little off truck and the show is starting to get really boring.

2/10

Greys 11.15. Greys 11.16. Greys 11.17. SVU 16.17. Shameless 5.09. Shameless 5.10. Shameless 5.11. Cougar Town 6.10. Cougar Town 6.11. Cougar Town 6.12. Revenge 4.15. Revenge 4.16. Revenge 4.17. Bones 10.11. Castle 7.17. The Good Wife 6.14. The Simpsons 26.16. Scandal 4.15. Scandal 4.16. Scandal 4.17. Switched at Birth 4.10. Pretty Little Liars 5.23. Pretty Little Liars 5.24. Pretty Little Liars 5.25. Eye Candy 1.09. Eye Candy 1.10. Secrets and Lies 1.03. Secrets and Lies 1.04

I have decided to quit American Crime, as it hasn’t really won me over and I don’t really have time to follow shows I really don’t believe in. I’m gonna stick with Secrets and Lies, because I’ve seen the AU version and it has Kadee Strickland in it.

Greys 11.15

Greys do their own 911 episode. Not as good as SVU’s but still. Ed Sheeran’s best song – Photograph is used, and the use of Staying Alive was at least disturbing.

She hasn’t lost anyone since November.
Ruby, I’m Owen.
The ohine is beeping. I think it’s running out of battery.
I don’t wanna ask her to do this.
Hahahaha staying alive.
The nurse that had syph.
Ruby?
There was a gap. I was just too different.
89 surgeries with no miss.
What does that tell you? That I’m better off without him?

10/10

Greys 11.16

Hunt just saved this little girl’s life over the phone.
My short twisty mad voice.
He’s not cheating on you.
It’s time to deliver the baby.
Whatever is gonna happen, is gonna happen.
Meredith, what happened?
I’ll forget that I’m a murderer?
You’re a freaking novel romance.
He’s done it before. He met a girl. He met me and left Addison.
It’s not just my wife. Elis had Alzheimer too.
I have an Alzheimers predisposition.

7.5/10

Greys 11.17

Worst episode of Grey’s history.

I’d take it alart, piece by piece. But immediately, there’s always something
left.
Seriously weird, seriously misguided.
When he kissed me, we were exactly the same age. All those years between us disappeared. Somehow we’ve never run out of things to talk about.
I love my wife. I don’t want anything other than what I have with her.
You. You. You are my everything. I love you and I’m not gonna stop loving you. I can’t live without you and I’m gonna do everything in my power to prove it.

4/10

SVU 16.17

She made me do her.
I’m thinkibg your sister’s fiance might have been raped.
It was right. And it wasn’t your fault. And it’s not just gonna go away.
It was a man.
Seriously? How does that even work?
Do you think a man could respond like that under duress?
Actually, yes, we do.
What do you mean other services?
It’s like free sex. I should feel lucky. Right?
It’s like onion. You cry, it doesn’t mean you’re sad.
It’s a mechanical, chemical response.

5.5/10

Shameless 5.09

What’s it feel like to be crazy?
Strap it to Chucky.
Uncle Carl?
He was cleaning his gun and it back fired.
I’m not Monica anymore than you are.
I told you not to fuck up your life.
You can’t drink it away. It won’t go away.
He ran that way.
He’s 13. He’s a little small.
Don’t shoot, I’m white.
Don’t say anything!
I want a fucking lawyer, motherfucker.

10/10

Shameless 5.10

Chucky’s Manson tattoo.

Let’s be honest. Chucky was not destined for greatness.
Even if he’s functionaly retarded, he’s still doing time.
What’s the occasion?
You have got to be kidding me.
If I didn’t know him, I’d rhink he’s an upstanding citizen.
He’s gonna be running that joint.

5.5/10

Shameless 5.11

What the hell happened to Shameless!? The only good thing was when Sammi rat Ian out. Have Carl and Chucky left the show?

They’re ready to take him to jail now.
It’s a shame when someone you love is taken away, isn’t it?

1/10

Cougar Town 6.10

He’s practically screwing her at the table.
House privleges are revoked.

5.5/10

Cougar Town 6.11

That’s why Grayson sprays cleanser on everything you touch.
You wanna tell me a story, act it out with beautiful people while I’m eating popcorn.
This isn’t like the hamster hostage situation.
What’s my birthday?
I’ll try harder.
I lost some beautiful wine glasses.
I just can’t focus enough to read a book.
Jules!
I loved it!

5.5/10

Cougar Town 6.12

How do we live without the cul-de-sac crew and jokes like ‘Jelly Bean must be rushing to get the results of her latest STD test.’? Don’t go. I will always love you, Cougar Town. Thanks for being here for the last 5.5 years. You were oh so good.

I hate people.
Pipe down, chucklehead.
This may surprise you, but sometimes I give off a creepy vibe.
Eh. We’ll see.
Laurie and Ellie had a kissing contest.
Yeah, pipe down ass wipe.
I proably look like Sigourney Weaver in that alien film.
Jelly Bean must be rushing to get the results of her latest STD test.
What the hell do you guys do when I’m not around?

7/10

Revenge 4.15

By tomorrow morning the world will have a completley different idea of Emily Thorne.
Emily and I are like superheroes.
And bad to those who don’t.
Jack told me the gym was on the 8th floor.
I both broke and entered.
I’m sorry I didn’t see it sooner. How much we are alike.
Emotion and sincerity can be faked.
You have done and sacrificed so much for me Jack, but I can’t Jack. I’m sorry.

9/10

Revenge 4.16

The last couple of episodes make it so easy to say goodbye to the show.

Who are you?
The last person you wanna mess with.

1/10

Revenge 4.17

The last couple of episodes make it so easy to say goodbye to the show.

Emily flew me in last night. Or should I say Amanda?
Oh how kind of you, but get out.
It was an accident.
Whith you there are no accidents.
The baby is gone. Daniel is gone.
I tried to end it, but it was too late.
Then she pushed me.

5/10

Bones 10.11

I have missed it, but this episode reminded me why I haven’t really missed it. Another weak case. Can we go back to season 6 when this show made so much sense? And then, and then the last four minutes comes, and we hear that Lance has left Booth and Brennan a love-story version of the book he wrote on them five years ago. You tear up and forget that the case you’ve just watched is about a few lesbians, who might all have out another lesbian in a tree. And you hear Sweets’s dedication and agree with it completely. My life means so much more with you Bones, it’s just that you used to be so much better.

I don’t have tea party with God.
My three year old can complete a 100 piece puzzle, I wxpect the same from you.
Why hide a body in a tree?
Booth, the screen was cracked.
I minored in religion in college.
It’s the book he wrote for you.
My life means more, because I know you.

6/10

Castle 7.17

Speaking of long running shows disapointing, look at this one.

Like I should be doing something more.

1.5/10

The Good Wife 6.14

My pants get so sweaty, so i remove them.
Grace, can you pray for him, cause I don’t believe in Him.

6/10

The Simpsons 26.16

Marge’s hair.

8/10

The simpsons 26.17

Shut up biking Flanders.
Cat Deely says You’re america’s next… Someone has clearly messed up the shows.

2/10

Scandal 4.15

That fear quote.

This is just theatre.
Something horrible happe ed to you. You could use something good right now.
Sometimes fear keeps us safe, sometimes it holds us back.
There was a hole.

6/10

Scandal 4.16

Worst episode of Scandal, but Huck killed.

She would have talked.
She is not your client. Abby is. Abby’s family.

2.5/10

Scandal 4.17

Emily Bergl was Cyrus’s wife, and Kate Burton is back and she’s taking the loss of presidency pretty well, and lots of Bucatinsky in flashbacks.

It’s been sixteen years and I barely know you.

4/10

Switched at Birth 4.10

As a writer, I get Emmett taking Bay’s story as an inspiration, but It was too soon, since the wounds haven’t healed yet. I stand with Bay. Working through it? That’s bullshit. But we undertand why they won’t work. A lot has happened in a year, they were just kids a year ago. You may not have changed, but your thinking certainly has. Daphne’s storyline was amazing. I am glad she’s retaking the class. Couldn’t she retake the exam though?

You had no right to put this in front of all those people.
This is my life you’re drawing from.
A couple of kids from your dorm got hit by a drunk driver.
There are no doctors or nurses here who know sign language.
What if you’ve given her the dialopid?
What happened to I’m always gonna come find you?
I guess we’ll need to redo the end of our timeline.
Oh my god. I’m taking that class again.
This is not because of you.

6.5/10

Pretty Little Liars 5.23

You were talking to A.
The texts stopped when Mona was killed.
It was A, not Mona.
is he saying what I think he’s saying?
Has she offered anything to induce your testimony today?

7.5/10

Pretty Little Liars 5.24

The liars got arrested.

I’m asking you to have three aswers. Yes, no and I don’t remember.
We’re not that desperate.
Yes we are.
We find the defendant guilty.

6/10

Pretty Little Liars 5.25

First of all, I am so happy Toby got Spencer’s parents involved in the A chase. Finally! And now Tanner knows too. Weren’t we supposed to find out who A is by the end of season 5? Is Andrew A or Charles? Is he Jason’s brother? Why did the DiLaurentises give him away?D Did he pretend to be a high shool student to be closer to them? Was is Mona’s old blood that was splashed all over rhe house that made everyone assume she’s dead? Why didn’t A kidnap Ali instead of Mona if he was obssessed with his little sister? Why did I A put a manequin of Mona into the back of their car?

We’re all going to jail. A wins.
If Mona was alive.
Welcome, please follow the lighted pathway.
Yeah, she’s Mona.
Why would it start all over again?
With a new puppet master.
It was a name. Charles.
A is recreating the prom we went to.
We know about A.
You need to charge our client or release him.
This is your prom Charles, you should e crowned the king.
It’s A’s layer.
Wanna say goodbye to your sister.
My God.

9/10

Eye Candy 1.09

We tattoed our wrists with our names.
I knew it was you.
Jake.

7/10

Eye Candy 1.10

It better get a second season, cause I’m more interested in Sara’s case than the flirtual killer, but I don’t like the idea that she orchestrated the kidnaping to ‘protect Lindy’.

Stay behind the gun.
Oh I intend to.
You’re him. The killer.
Hello, Eye Candy.
You’re my perfect one.
Jake killed his mother and his father killes himself when he thought she overdosed.
Show me all entries for Sara.
This is going to my hometown.

8.5/10

Secrets and Lies 1.03

Are you aware 70 percent of child killers inserts themselves into the investigation.
How nice, you can just stick ro your routine. Most people wouldn’t.
Okay. Elimination process. It’s not yours. It’s not mine. It’s not Christine’s. It’s not Abby’s.
Or what? You’re gonna kill me too?

7/10

Secrets and lies 1.04

Where you babysitting Tom?
Sexual misconduct.
They’rr brother and sister?
Your memory seems to be so conviniently unreliable.

3.5/10