Revenge 4.10. SVU 16.10. Bones 10.10. American Horror Story 4.09. American Horror Story 4.10. Nashville 3.10. Bad Judge 1.09. The Simpsons 26.08. Pretty Little Liars 5.13. Switched at Birth 3.22. Castle 7.10

22 Monday Dec 2014

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A week late, as I was waiting to add the Downton Abbey special, but I’m not gonna wait till the 25th. I’ll rate it in early January when I sum up all the shows seperately.

Revenge 4.10

Weakest midseason finale yet and the wring character died. Couldn’t just Charlotte die instead? Most importantly, Henry Czerny guest stars, seeing his name in the opening credits made my previously awful day so much better. They should never have him killed. Emily taking Nolan’s secret dolphin shaped foil cameras was nice to watch, but her fight with the FBI agent? Everything about the FBI agent storyline felt forced. What is it with Victoria-s grandchildren? Why do they always have to lose their father shortly after they found out? Favorite scene? Daniel twlling Victoria he’s thankful for Emily telling him the truth, his monologue about wealthy families was just on point. Daniel’s death did not seem like a sacrifice to me, he was just foolishly walking in the wrong place and convinced he’s Daniel Grayson, played a knight. I did not see a sacrifice here, despite what everyone, including the promo for the next episode says. Victoria exposed the truth to David, and all I could tji k of was, enough with the flight talk. We’ve been through this already and it doesn’t matter anymore when the whole world knows he was framed.

Emily is our way out.
They hold grudges and arrest warrants.
I couldn’t live with myself If something happened to you.
A child needs a father.
Even like him?
It’s all part of a bigger plan.
In this startling dress.
I’m grateful.
We throw parties to cover up the truth. We’re not special. (Yes please)
This is not how I expected to spend my summer. (It sounds like a Nolan line, it would be so much better if he was the one who said it)
And in my rage, I chose you. (Like I said, no one cares at this point)
One of the many perks of having a genius as a best friend. (Thank you, Em)
Get out of here! Run!
Why didn’t you listen to me, Daniel! I told you to run. Why didn’t you run.
We can either choose to hide as villains or live as heros. (Wrong show, but a good line)
I want you to know it wasn’t all a lie. (Most dishonest thing on the show)
I know.

SVU 16.10

An exceptionaly painful episode, as we all know where this is going, about three seasons before that frightening promo for midseason premiere. ‘Those are my rape kits’, ‘you could always start an argument in an empty house’, ‘they’re trynna make sure I know my place’ and ‘you know that I never take no for an answer’ from Amanda’s rapist left a sour taste. Why the hell Amanda? She was my favorite character since she showed up at the precinct. Other than that an amazing episode, it might have been the first time, the squad had a brave little girl who managed to remember all the details and even thought of shoving her headphones in the seat to prove she’s been in the car. I was just as impressed as Liv and Amanda were.

I also know he’s gonna do it over and over again, until we find him.
A word of advice Rollins, when you’re coming up with an excuse, don’t over sell it.
And he might have not gone anywhere.
You know how many rapists sing, hum or whistle to their victims? A lot.
How about you take Fin?
Thank you.
You have no hot water.
I’m fine Fin.
Everything has its number but nothing is were it’s supposed to be.
Those are my rape kits?
You could always start an argument in an empty house.
They’re trynna make sure I know my place.
I can’t even go to church anymore.
Sounds like a cost effective trip.
Seems a little young for our guy.
You’re the seargant everyone’s been waiting for?
I shoved headphones between them so I could prove I was there.
It was blue and white.
Great. Don’t say sorry, honey. You did great!
These women agreed to do it. Hey wanted pills.
And since the phone is in your name, we can charge you as well. (They set it up perfectly)

10/10

Bones 10.10

In Hitchcock style. Hodgins’s a mad scientist and TJ outshined everyone. Cam fell out of the plane. On point with all the feministic remarks, so very relevant to the times. ZZ Top’s back and so are Max and Caroline and the interns. They could bring Lance back. They should have brought Sweets back for this one. Especially since they brought Pelant. Loved the credits and e everyone. A fabulous episode. Also, Hodgins.

Emily Deschanel and David Boreanaz. (My reaction – Yes, our babies! So damn proud of my show)
Cam’s the maid. (Wtf!)
Temperance Brennan. NYPD. (HA!)
Dad. (Did not see that one coming)
Who are you and how did you get in here?
I told you not to call me darling.
When you stop calling me darling.
There are many reasons for murder, darling.
We gotta boogie, man. (Amen)
Christine.
(From my notes) Wtf is Pelant doing here!? (That reaction hasn’t changed)
She’s tall, dark, egzotic. (And here’s my purse, haha)
Real maid would have cleaned better. (Bones staying Bones, even in alternative world)
This beautiful artist.
What do you have in there, a dead body. Unconsious. (Did not see this line coming! Favorite of the entire episode)
How about that picture? (Had me screaming like a baby)

10/10

American Horror Story 4.09

Finn is the greatest character of this season. Go ahead, take Jimmy.

Avon calling.
Now you’re my puppet, mother.
You have a true talent.
There is nothing worse than an alcoholic with bad hygiene. (Laughed and rewinded)
Living like animals.
With one leg.
A chance of love like normal woman.
We buried her weeks ago. (Best!)
This is fresh blood from some lovely ladies I killed earlier today. (No better line than this)
I wanna give my life so you can have one.
Talk you out of it? I’m here to watch. (Haha)
Being what I am, a freak.
You dug a whole for her, you work for me and I’ll pay you 1 mln dollars in cash.
What kind of a psycho goes for a bunch of sweet housewives.

8/10

American Horror Story 4.10

Pepper’s story was excrutiating, Lily Rabe guest starred, we went back to Asylum and most importantly, Elsa did make it big! Freaks keep dropping dead like flies, how is that possible. By the time Elsa leaves for Hollywood, every single one of them will be dead. I doubt Jimmy losing his hands means he’s dead, even though it should. Maggie is such a weak character, and for the first time I liked Angela’s character. The only episode this season that made me geniunly cry.

And my sweet Pepper.
He was so stupid. (Elsa always saying one thing, thinking the complete opposite)
We should all go that way.
His head in the jar.
I don’t like working for other people. I need to be in charge. To have my own show.(Yes)
I went to the place people throw other people away, an orphanage.
My first monster. (Tearing up)
Get your hand off me you pervert. (The whole newspaper scene is genius)
So your parents just let you go off with this man? (For some reason I loved it)
I do know bullshit when I smell it. (What is this, The Help?)
I hate to break it to you, but life is not like the movies. You simple minded idiot. (Loved it)
Don’t talk to my sister like that. (Deserves a point)
Pepper is a gift. (Tearing up again)
Sweet Jesus. (My reaction exactly)
1962. (Poor Pepper, her sister deserves death)
Do I see real remorse? (So clueless and so good at the same time, I forgot how much I loved her character in Asylum)

8.5/10

Nashville 3.10

So give me a shot, as strong as you got. (With you on this one, Sadie)
I just gotta figure out what I wanna do, you know? (Yes)
People magazine? It’s practically paying for our wedding. (Great remark)
We both know who and what Will is. (Perfect)
He doesn’t want me, but I can’t be with anybody else?
What if I promised it will be alright. (Need this song asap)
My uncle’s passed out. I can’t wake him up.
I want you to marry me.
Wha?
Just say yes. (Finally Avery, finally)
I’m not that scared little girl I was 10 yrs ago anymore. (Ouch)
Layla in the pool.
I can’t marry you. (No you can’t)
But I’m not Deacon either, am I?
It’s Deacon. I can’t make you a casulty of my life. (This line)
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
Rayna driving at the end.

7.5/10

Bad Judge 1.09

This show started off so good and now is a complete mess. Such a shame, we love Kate so much.

Hey hey that’s me. That’s my case.
Oh so nunchunks and heroine can walk on in?
Nobody’s doing anything gently for 9 min on youtube.
That little doucheback had it coming.
That’s tough.
Oh God. You lured me into your house.

3.5/10

The Simpsons 26.08

Weakest Christmas episode of the show. After 26 seasons, I still don’t like Moe. And only so little Flanders in a religious episode?

Now for the obligatory Frozen reference.
Mr Scrooge.
If you do it now, you won’t have to watch Superball.
Welcome to bring us your toilet paper. (The only funny line)
You’re alright, stupid Flanders.
No casual racism.
The place to get drunk is at home.

3.5/10

Pretty Little Liars 5.13

‘And in Rosewood, bitches get buried‘ should be the motto of the show. No one will ever convince me to liking Ali. The show was better without her. And Cece. And when did Holbrook hook up with Ali? He knew her before she came and lied about being kidnapped. The show stopped making sense, if it ever did in the first place. What’s up with dead Mona looking like Corpse Bride? I love Ezra hanging out with the kids, it seems right. Is Bethany Mrs D’s second daughter? If she had Jason with Spence’s father she mught have had Bethany, but weren’t she and Alison the same age? Paige leaving seems unnecessary and Hanna standing up for the little girls was the best scene of the entire episode. Isn’t it funny how naive they all are to think the Christmas tree is not from A, after 5 seasons of being tortured? Killing off Mona seems like the stupidest move yet. Now Ali will get her screen time and we just can’t have that. At least Lucas was hilarious as Santa, and I guess what this epispde will leave me with is the Fight Song.

Kisses, M.
Is this us? (How did A do that?)
And the monster was born.
I haven’t signed since fat camp. Merry Christmas.
I’m pretty sure that some kid peed on ne and that mean little girl keeps calling me dumb dumb.
And in Rosewood, bitches get buried.
And all those things I didn’t say, were wrecking balls inside my brain.
I think I just found her.
Alison knew Bethany.
Merry Christmas, bitches. -A.

7/10

Switched at Birth 3.22

I thought the Freaky Friday episode worked so well the first time I watched it, the second time, not so much. But what’s up with adopting a stranger for Christmas? Regina’s reaction was priceless.

I always wanted to have the kind of Christmas you see in the movies.
I was just thinking the same thing.
Who the hell is Regina?
That means the switch never happen.
We’ll cover it up, so she’s not embarrassed in the morning.
What the hell.
Tobias.
Adopt a stranger for Christmas.
We do. We just don’t show it.
I wish we’ve been switched at birth.
What? What did you just say?
Adopt us? We don’t need to be adopted.

5.5/10

Castle 7.10

What was that? Romeo and Juliet? Weakest episode of the series, but somehow Castle managed to get himself kicked out of the precinct.

It’s the daughter.
You were in what?
You are no longer permitted to work with NYPD.

1.5/10

Best and most Memorable scenes of Fall 2014 TV Season

20 Saturday Dec 2014

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In no particular order.

1. Daniel dies on Revenge.
2. Mer’s ‘See everybody lives here’.
3. Amanda loses it and screams out the truth to David.
4. Mer’s ‘My mommy tried to kill herself’ flashback.
5. Zeek escapes death, even though we were preparing to say goodbye.
6. OPPA Research, especially Alicia’s mom hitting a child at the mall.
7. Sarah runs into Mark and they have a closure.
8. Emily recognises David at the precinct.
9. Violet doesn’t want to lose her companion.
10. Isobel is humiliated in front of everyone, but smiles at young lovers passing by.
11. Abby tells Leo what her husband did to her.
12. Elsa tells how television will never replace motion picture.
13. Alex breaks into hospital files to help calm Meredith.
14. Nolan is Emily’s midnight insomniac bestie.
15. Sweets dies on Bones, with no warning.
16. Anna gets arrested for killing her rapist.
17. Vicroria makes a fabulous exit from the mental institution.
18. Taye Diggs and other associates of Lockhart Gardner join Florrick Agos along with Diane.
19. Drew chooses economics to help his family.
20. Mr Mosely finally gets Miss Baxter to tell him the truth and says that in his eyes that made her innocent.
21. Dandy’s why aren’t you dead yet?
22. We’re Florrick Agos and Lockhart now.
23. Callie and Arizona split up.
24. Jessica performs Gods and Monsters.
25. Olivia saying unfortunately she is an expert on sex crimes.
26. Max’s campaign to expell Aaron Brownstein.
27. Dale is mistaken as to wanting to have his way with Amazon Eve.
28. Frances cluelessly invites killer clown to her mansion.
29. Derek is happy to have a new sister.
30. Mary’s comments on Edith dissappearance and later telling Edith she ruins all the fun.
31. Cary gets arrested for no reason.
32. Everyone finds out about Amelia’s past.
33. Robert fights over Cora.
34. Castle and Beckett get married.
35. Bailey takes a selfie after telling everyone to stop taking pictures.
36. Phyllis’s What?! after the police reminded Baxter she’s been in jail.
37. Mellie’s ‘Mellie’s rape. Fitz’s suicide’.
38. Judge Wright’s day on the jury.
39. Hank focuses on how Amber and Ryan got pregnant instead of listening to Sarah.
40. Nolan’s ‘Your lies finally caught up to me’.
41. Meep’s killed on AHS.
42. The top four kills Annalise’s husband.
43. Baxter tells Cora about her past.
44. Judge Wright laughing at ‘Yolo, hoes!’.
45. ‘My mother was Ellis Grey’.
46. ‘Or as I prefer to call it How to Get Away with Murder’.
47. Castle’s commercial.
48. ‘The bonfire! That’s our alibi. Smile or go to jail.’
49. Pepper is framed for the murder of her nephew and is thrown into Asylym.
50. Mer’s flashbacks to all 11 seasons.
51. Cam’s a thief and a murderer and falls out of the plane on the alternative universe 200th Hitchcock style episode of Bones.
52. Rayna realises she doesn’t love Luke.
53. Pepper looks at the cover of a magazine, revealing Elsa did make it after all.
54. Scarlett is back on stage, and with Gunnar and Avery.
55. Avery and Juliet get hitched.
56. Amanda’s forced to face her rapist.
57. Dandy kills his mother.
58. Elsa has her legs cut off on screen.
59. Alicia’s ‘Zip up your pants and start banging the stuff!’
60. Elsa’s dramatic and fake ‘Oh Ethel, I could have helped you.’
61. Captain Gates tells Castle he can no longer work with the NYPD.
62. Amber’s day with Max and Nora goes all wrong.
63. Hank tells his ex wife he has Aspergers.
64. Max’s affection for Dylan is misinterpreted.
65. Dylan calls Max Aspergers in front of her parents, and Max kindly explains that for her is a term of endearment.
66. Joel fights for Julia.
67. Cary takes the guilty plea.
68. Castle goes to another universe.
69. Robert loses it and throws the teacher out of Downton.
70. Amy tells Karma she’s always been in love with her, and faking it was too painful.
71. Layla writes her first song and shocks everyone with how good it is.
72. Layla tells Jeff she wanted to be Joni Mitchell, but didn’t have anything to write about.

Gone Girl.

20 Saturday Dec 2014

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As I just finished advising my mom as to which films from the tv guide she should watch this Christmas, the titles included When Harry Met Sally, While you were sleeping, Pretty Woman, or even Christmas with the Kranks, I opened my WordPress and started writing reviews of the latest films I’ve seen. I figured if I don’t do them minutes after I finish watching, I won’t remember any particular details, and a critic’s review will look a little like a two sentence overview of what any other person ‘liked’ and ‘hated’ two minutes after leaving the theatre. Here’s one of the films.

Gone Girl

I’ll start off by reminding you that David Fincher directed this book adaptation. And from the person who made masterpieces such as Fight Club, Seven or Panic Room, we’d expect something more than a slightly too long, boring at times and, when it comes to the unnecessary goreness, a little ovwr the top. What I absolutely loved about the film, as in comparison to the book, was the titled Gone Girl smiring her blood over the kitchen floor, seconds after inserting a tube into her vein. In the book, Amy was scared of needles and cut her arm open. For David’s sake, I hope it was his idea, and as I reminisce to the excellent films I mentioned above and about five more of his that I have seen, my faith is in save hands. Unfortunately, this later comes to bite us, as no one questions where did the blood come from. In the book she cuts her arm, we can assume the wound is still fresh. In the film, the Gone Girl makes fun of the main cop on her case, persuading everyone into thinking If she didn’t take it into her hands, she would be still strapped to the bed, a necessary and extremely graphic vision comes to mind as she underlines her body laying there spread open. And so everyone feels and guilty and embarassed and never asks another question. Speaking of the loop holes and no one questioning her disappearance, how come the doctor didn’t pick up on the missing miscarriage as rhey were doing the rape kit? I doubt she sustained any serious injuries, as she did get pregnant at the end, so the exam would have noticed the lack of miscarriage, but then again, no one paid much attention, everyone was relieved the case was closed. As to what I found overexcessive were the scenes such as the murder of her ex, right in the middle of sex after performing sexual acts on him, and the breaking the bottle and showing it inside her. The rest, including the hummer scene and the coffee stained night gown and Amy throwing herself all over the place, just so the cameras record her in pain after being allegedly raped, were a perfectly measured amount of grusomeness. We have no way of determining if Gillian Flynn based her book, if so very loosely, on Agatha Christie’s disappearance, but Fincher definitely did, for starters with the Gone Girl using the name of Archie Christie’s lover at the motel, to the money belly sack Agatha was reported having when she was found at the spa back in 1926, eleven days after she went missing. And though in Agatha’s case amnesia and possible suicidal behavior as a result of stress and depression seems to be the explanation of her dissapearance, the Gone Girl, is in fact a psychopath and a killer. I cannot fully figure out what was the point of the Amy’s dissapearance, we can see that she really wanted her husband to pay for his betrayal (as did Christie), in Pike’s performance we could see pure hate towards the husband. The question that bothers me is the reference to rape. By the end of the film, book too as a matter of fact, she lied about bith of her exes raping her. In the book she also lies about her father sexually assaulting her. Why rape? Why were rape and violent sexual acts so significant? Who did really sexually assault her?

‘You. Fucking. Bitch.’

‘All we did was resent each other, try to control each other. We caused each other pain.’
‘That’s marriage.’

8/10

Status

Revenge 4.09. Bones 10.09. Castle 7.09. American Horror Story 4.08. Nashville 3.09.

07 Sunday Dec 2014

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Revenge 4.09

Someone’s gonna die again? Please tell me none of the people from the promo. You can take Louise or the FBI agent or the cop. Stay away from Margot and every other supporting character. God, can we get rid of Charlotte, please? The show is much better when we don’t have to deal with her very mediocre drama and drug addiction. It’s episode 4.09 and I finally started liking Daniel. He’s much more fun when he knows everything. Is it possible that I may actually be shipping them? Victoria finally went back to her old ways and called her contact and not just sat there and waited for everything to play out. I got used to having Margot around, even though I could not see the point of keeping her these past two seasons, now she’s one of the characters my life would be a little worse without. Having David as the male lead has too many holes in the storyline. He is not a strong enough character to go anywhere with.
God, I really miss Conrad.

With Amanda. I can’t hold on to hate.
My friends are my family.
Look into her father’s death.
You owe me a reputation, a cell phone and about 20 thousand twitter followers.
I will always watch out for Emily.
September 1st 1993 we were supposed to leave, you, me, Daniel and Amanda.
Madeleine’s ‘Daaavid’.
A tracker in a glass of water.
You want me to call a poor guy and read him his last rights?
We’re the same person.
Tell me, who you’re hunting these days.
The answer is Emily Thorne.
Turns out I only care what my friends think of me.
That’s what retractions are for, no?
We’re both screwed up because of our families.
Because I’m pregnant.
What is it with you and David Clarke?

8.5/10

Bones 10.09

The online traffic cop teaching Booth how to drive was the one perk of this episode. This led Bones to being forced to work with the new guy. Also, Bones was wrong for the very first time. Plus a mediocre case that involved birds, how did I give it a niner? Must got nostalgic about the good old episodes, or the thought that the 200th episode will air next week.

If I wanted to talk squint, I would go to squint land.
Are you studying part A?
Apparently you and I eat different cereals.
Whaaat?
Turns out they were quite helpful.
Until I can judge your value as a colleague.
I don’t really have things.
A lot more interesting than mall walking.
Aubrey, I’m impressed. I will do that.
Domesticating animals is a form of enslaverment.
I need to deal with professor stop and go.
I second that.
Seems like a foolish pursuit.
Dr Brennan is gonna be so impressed.
A gift that conviniently dissappeared.
No, you’re supposed to nod.
You’re supposed to be a genius!
Why are you acting like your hockey team won?
Right now I’d rather arrest the killer and charge him with animal cruelty.
Stand up, I have to arrest you.
This is not your jurisdiction.

9/10

Nashville 3.09

This show is always such a surprise. This week, though a little weaker, solved many loop holes, we got rid of Zoey, Layla has a chance at a carreer and so does Scarlett. Isn’t it hilarious they got rid of Zoey the minute they signed a deal with Laura Benanti? Can Rayna sign Scarlett again? Is George right? Is this what she really wants? Will she like it more the second time around? I doubt Rayna is going to marry Luke, they wouldn’t do it to us. Can we take a minute to talk about Julliette in that walking chair completely covered? How hilarious was that? I hate Gunnar for ruining such chance for Scarlett and Avery. Most of artists have children, get over yourself Gunner. Also, I just realized how stupid the kid’s mother was to leave him with Gunnar and so easly ruin his carreer. She knew he was in music industry, every other show that has ever mentioned a musician character also proved that they are not exactly fit to be good parents. At the time she left him, besides thinking how cheesy this storyline is, all I thought was Gunnar is going to be a great dad, but now when he just put his family life over his friends’ carreers? Jeff finally realized Layla has so much more to offer than being an average cover pop star. I am even okay if they want to turn this hook up into a relationship. Layla, who was the most annoying character, until she wrote that song three or so episodes ago, deserves happiness too.

Last time I went to the store to buy soup, some guy asked me if I can get the can open.
Before you read the Rolling Stone.
Oh so he’s obviously trying to make himself attractive to someone.
I can’t believe it took so long to make me look even smaller.
Like a good girl should.
He walked in on Maddie and Luke’s son.
I’m happy to fill in for you. I know all your songs.
There’s more to you than annonymous hook ups.
The amazing Scarlett O’Connor is with us!
You okay?
Yeah, just PTSD. I’m fine.
So you got into music by listening to Joni Mitchel?
The problem was I didn’t have anything to say.
Why am I not letting go? Because I love you.
You’re even better with Scarlett O’Connor.
No, new life.

7/10

Castle 7.09

The case was actually quite bearable. Also, I completely get Kate’s relationship with her apartment. She lived there for more than a decade? (Is it the same one she had before it burned down or did she move along the way?) I always get so angry when my father threatens to sell my childhood apartment. Even though he was military and lived aborad at times, we never moved and even though I haven’t lived there for years, I am very much attached to my childhood home. Even though I don’t even live in my country anymore and never will, the thought of always having a place to come back to is what keeps me sane, as I deal with life disapointments. If I lose the apartment, It’s like none of the risks I took ever mattered. Now back to Castle, since I don’t remember if Kate moved back in season two, I clearly need a rewatch. Maybe I’ll appreciate the show more when I remember the emotions it used to bring me. Kate made me reminisce to the good old Doc Martens’ days, god I miss my Docs.

Used to rock that with my Doc Martens.
We can hear everything Mr Kubiak does in his bathroom.
I had her poster on my wall for like!… a minute.
Despite of being an ex-goat hurter.
And a goat hunter.
Earlogy.
How’d you know that?
FBI seminar.
When? On her way to jail?
That’s because that’s exactly how it does look.
My opinion is not affected by her shimp outfit.
Along with your poster.
This is where you rebuilt your life. Where you solved your mother’s murder.
To the best apartment ever.
I had hard kill pajamas.
You’re my boyhood dream.
I’m starring in my own action movie.
I just found something very interesting.
Identity of our killer?
And reward you for your semi-illegal behaviour?
KB.

9/10

American Horror Story 4.08

And we got to this time of year, when AHS characters start dying one by one every episode, till Jessica Lange’s character dies in the finale. I am surprised they killed Kathy Bates’ charcter so early in the show, but Ethel did not bring anything to the storyline, well ever, to be honest. Jessica’s fake and overdramatic reaction to her death was so perfectly acted out, I could not stop admiring the scene. ‘Oh I could have helped you’ had me laughing out loud. I could not be more angry with them killing Frances Conroy’s character so soon. As one of the original and recuring every season, she should have stayed till the very end. I am liking the Freakshow so much more than Coven. They brought the Axe Man back from Coven for a small cameo performance. Don’t we just love the 21st century and how easily Grace Gummer’s character could cope with the face tatoo, by simply using white ink (probably better effect than removing) and lots of make up. It woukd not be much of an issue, since she already has a guy she loves, who is in love with her (how did he survive without medical attention, we’ll never know). Kudos to the writers for another AHS paraller. I am scared to think who they’re gonna kill next. Not Amazon Eve, I beg you. Erika brings hope and inspiration to all.

Just a mother’s intuition.
Looks like an animal took her.
Go forbid someone comes along and steals your spotlight.
I am just like the rest of my children.
So we all were, Elsa. All of is. No one is innocent anymore.
Chuckling her bloody dress , that was a nice touch.
Shit.
Her head has come off.
Where’s your sense of drama?
This is not a theatre.
You’re gonna win an Oscar one day.
Oh Ethel, why!? Why!? I could have helped you!
My mother went to buy squash?
That girl is every last one of us.
It’s going to be a very messy clean up.
You’re spirited.
That’s a laugh. Where’s my mother? She ain’t buying squash.
All you have to do is kill Regina.
I’m bringing you to sit on my lap.
But I like me this way.
What if I tell you there’s a place for where every pound will be cheered and celebrated.
All 800 pounds of her.
You are no good to us without your figure.
You drank your dinner.
Look who ain’t dead yet.
This is freak women only.

10/10

Parenthood 6.09. Greys 11.08. SVU 16.08. Revenge 4.08. Bones 10.08. Castle 7.07. American Horror Story 4.07. The Simpsons 26.07. Bad Judge 1.08. Scandal 4.09. How to Get Away With Murder 1.09. Faking it 2.09.

04 Thursday Dec 2014

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Parenthood 6.09

Furious about Sarah not ending up with Mark. He only shows up to break our hearts all over again by updating us about his happy life.

So good. That was so good.
What’s your next class?
It’s hot.
What did you call me? (Lorelai/Luke flashbacks all the way)
I’m so excited I can’t wait to see her.
He’s speechless.
Step on the gas.
That’s the English teacher? Hi… hot!
I am more hygenic than he is. (please Max, you just started showering, last season)
Were you waving to the hot English teacher?
She knows him. They dated. They were engaged.
I think this is a case of absentee parents trying to blame someone for their absence (Adam is back after what seems like an entire season just to… kill it)
It’s been really eye-opening.
Look, there are no cookies. Game’s over, boy. (Camille’s first good scene since, well, ever)
It’s not booked or anything.
Oh good, it’s not gonna be booked.
Can you just make sure the credit card doesn’t come out?
You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me. (Just when I was missing Sarah/Mark)
Some of those kids, right?
I felt like I didn’t deserve to be in your life, Julia. I love you so much. I’m never gonna stop loving you.
I understand that Max can’t help it.
They never listen! They don’t get that it’s the first place in five years that actually helped me.
That’s confusing.
I was only trying to do nice things.
This is gonna sound weird, but I’m glad I knew you.
I’m glad I knew you, too. I’m very glad I knew you.
You’re happy, right? I have baggage and I’m weird. Do you think your life would be better if you chose him?
Only if she wants to see me.
See you tommorrow at school, Asbergers.
It’s okay. In her case it’s a term of endearment, so I understand and take no offense.
You asked me if I’m happy. I’m happy. There’s nowhere else I’d rather be.
Camille, Camille. Call an ambulance. I can’t breathe.

10/10

Greys 11.08

The last 2 minutes made me cry like a little baby I was 11 seasons ago. This show will always be more important to me than my life.All the flashbacks to the most important moments of Meredith’s life accompanied by a hearbreaking voiceover left me utterly breathless.

I know how fo read a brain scan, Derek. I learned from the best, remember?
I just said I don’t want to know.
Marry the work, Rollins. It’s always there for you.
So by nothing you mean everything?
Oh good idea. Just sit still and stare. Like a creep.
What’s that and why do you keep drinking it.
We’re all a risk. We all have something.
A fellow of Dr Shepherd.
It’s spectacular.
Robbins, occupied.
She is the head and Derek is not.
You could try. She’s open to ideas.
Oh shut up.
What are we to you? Trash? You just move on to the next one?
You will figure it out.
You too.
Do you miss me? At all?
Of course.
Just not enough.
Welcome to my life.
They’re both so much like their mother.
I’m gonna screw as many Grahams as I want.
God can you keep something in your head for like two seconds?
911 for this?
What if it was me?
Or someone really good like Bailey?
And screw you.
Shepherd screwed me again.
I’m not gonna care how that sounds.
Okay. Now I’m bored.
Sorry, kale rage talking.
You have people, right?
Do you? Have people?
Let me know if you need people. I’m around.
Stop throwing football at my face. It worked.
So, what does it mean? What do we take away? Which pieces will haunt us? Hurt us? End us? Inspire us? The carousel never stops turning. You can’t get off.

10/10

Svu 16.08

That work related?
Guys what is this? Celebrity nudes task force?
It ain’t easy.
That changes everything.
How the hell did they get that?
The old fashioned way, they paid for it.
I was raised the same way.
Just because a person can’t admit, or is in denial about the abuse, does not mean the abuse didn’t happen or won’t worsen.
That’s not what I saw on video.
Yes, and I’ve heard that before.
I won’t ask more about Seargeant’s double standards.
Savior of damaged women.
Some of us don’t need to be saved.
That doesn’t bother you?
You can’t take this job home. You can’t take anyone from this job home.
Physical violence is a crime, even if she’s ‘just’ his wife.
You think he was beating me up? What do you think you did?

9/10

Revenge 4.08

You tweeted the picture of this view, hashtag #neverleaving.
Turns out she has one.
She took everything from us.
I cleared your name.
I was never here.
Until I heard my name cleared. That was your doing, wasn’t it? I am so proud of you, Amanda.
I love you, Amanda. Infinity times infinity.
Can I just have a normal friend?
Start talking.

5.5/10

Bones 10.08

We’re gonna be at every school play, graduation and hockey game.
I doubt that very much.
I don’t think yiu understand infants.
That’s foolish and ignorant.
Wait, didn’t Daisy ask for a general anestisia when she had her tooth filled?
Is there anything I can do?
Maybe just keep telling her she’s ignorant, stuff like that.
Should I go now and tell her that she’s ignorant?
And this appointment is with a real doctor?
You’re an addict.
Oh shut up.
Bones this is really not the time.
He looks like Sweets.
He’s Seely Lance Wick Sweets.
I knew your dad.

9/10

Castle 7.07

We certainly did it, Mr Beckett.
So we procastinate and make sruff up.
Especially after all the hell they’ve been through.

5/10

American Horror Story 4.07

We paid good money for them.
There’s something wrong with Dandy and you know it.
I’m sorry, but I choose my sister. Always.
Truthfully? Adequate.
Of course my darlings. Anything you need.
Are you trying to get your way with me?
Who’s the stronger man now?
Do you condemn this outrageous behavior?
We make the perfect before and after picture.
Ma Petite in a jar.

7.5/10

Bad Judge 1 08

1.5/10

Nashville 3.08

Rayna looks so beautiful.
I must thank the one and only Deacon Claybourne
So what is he saying, Rayna wouldn’t have done it without him?
She makes it look so easy.
It’s just always so damn lonely.
Is it just me or do they really not seem happy right now?
I’m not my father and you are not your mother. We’re us.
There’s plenty of sunshine for all of us.
It’s about what sells.

9.5/10

The Simpsons 26.07

I’m sorry. Hahaha.
It’s not Bart’s fault that his haircut looks so stupid.
Look at me, I’m Bart.
Quiet Smelson.
I just need to get it to 60 %.
Homer Simpson, I love you.

4/10

Scandal 4.09

Charge her and lock her up. As for my father, find him, hunt him, kill him.
Elisabeth’s in bed with vice president.
Photos are out.
This seems cruel to James.
A kill card.
You have a finger?
The sun came down a while ago and it’s not coming back up.
Today I’m a joke. A punchline.
Thank you for your service.
Yes, Leo Burgen.
At his house? All night?
Yes.
Could you be more ungrateful?
Girl, you need to move on.
He ruined you.
So what? That’s how it is.
I’m marrying a whore, at least I know what I’m paying for.

9/10

How to Get Away With Murder 1.09

I’d pay to see her face right now.
Sam killed Lila and Rebecca is trying to prove it.
I’m just saying, he fell.
I was protecting Laurel.
She was.
Shouldn’t we be calling an ambulence?
You mean police, idiot. He’s dead.
We could be charged with fellony murder.
I’m like the most grown up grown up of all of you assholes.
What do you suggest?
Something that doesn’t involve carrying a body across the campus on the busiest night of the year.
This is murder, none of us knows what we’re talking about.
We have the whole night to dig.
I’m a grown ass woman.
Just come here, you idiot.
We all had to do things tonight we did not want to do.
Enough about the ring, Frodo.
Same time next week?
Train’s leaving, waitlist. You’re coming?
I’m so sorry.
Don’t be.

9.5/10

Faking It 2.09

Like he’s a fucking Mockingjay.
They made us wear these brown sacks.
Who knows what important texts we’re getting.
Wait? How the hell would you know?

4/10

Castle 7.08. The Good Wife 6.10. The Simpsons 26.08. Faking It 2.10 State of Affairs 1.02

28 Friday Nov 2014

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What the hell ABC, FOX, NBC and FXX? I thought we had an agreement. No more unexplainable hiatuses for god’s sake. I don’t care that it’s Thanksgiving week. Fall season is slowly coming to an end. With one third of my shows already on winter break and one third not on this week, this is what I watched this week.

Castle 7.07

Not exactly bank hostage situation back in season four, I think the writers have exceeded the kidnapping/bomb storylines for the show. We already had memory loss, invisibility and now train hostage situation, all in seven episodes. Someone is running out of ideas, which is such a shame, remember how fantastic this show was back in season four?

You still remind me a little of Hutch.
Yeah, well, what else is new.
Don’t hurt my wife.
Or any of us.
He’s trying to calm himself down.
He’s wearing a suicide vest.
Jared what are you doing.
These are working people, your people.
Who the hell is Aaron Wilson.
Watch lights. Nod if you’re in, you’re on camera.
Nobody leaves the train!

6/10

The Good Wife 6.10

Cary went to jail. Left me thinking for the rest of the day. No more We’re the new Will and Diane for two years? We can only hope the writers won’t do a time jump, but they would have to send Grace to college, and miss one last high school storyline they may try using, though Makenzie’s twenty, so they could pull it off.

10/10

The Simpsons 26.08

Best episode of the season.

Midlife crisis at 12 o’clock.
Oh my God I’m amazing.
Dude, usually it takes years to learn such neck confindence.
What the rock?!
Music, beautiful music.
Why is your voice different?
Covercraft.
Shut your mouth.
I want his fame and fortune so much.
Happy that our friend is headed for fame and fortune.
I’m not jealeous. I’m envious. Jeleous is when you worry someone will taje what you have. Envy is wanting what someone else has.
Wait, he’s right.
So you can also get famous and leave?
Looks like I have another Yoko on my hands.
All the Yokos are out of the band.
Like on Almost Famous?
When something great happens to one person, everyone’s life gets a little worse.
Oh you mean like generously invite us to watch him be a rockstar.
Without his magic people performing in front of shirt.
Like a kwik-mart hot dog on a paper roll.

10/10

Faking It 2.10

Excellent episode, just when I wanted to quit the show. Lauren’s reaction when she realised she has just told the whole school she’s inter-sex was amazing. Amy telling Karma she realised she’s been in love with her since she met her, equally good. One of the two episodes of this show I gave a 10.

Though will never sleep with her best friend’s boyfriend.
Poeple who give out fellowship love bullshit.
No more outing people, remember?
He’s a cop.Don’t suck up kid. I hate bullshit.
I’ve been through a lot of crap and making art is the only thing that makes me feel okay for one second.
What the fuck is this?
Mother can you please remind this customer that we reserve our right not to serve.
Never mind. Take me away.
She does deserve to know the truth.
Punched a cop.
Please explain to me how you could have sex with my boyfriend.
Amy you had sex with a boy?
I only slept with him because I wanted to hurt you in the worst way possible.
Not a great opening. Hope you’re not representing yourself in court.
I’m really screwing this up.
That wasn’t till we kissed at the gym that I realised why. I’ve been in love with you since the day we met. And suddenly we were pretending to be a couple and there was hand holding and kissing. I started to have hope. Hope, that you were realising that your prince charming was princess sarcasm. But when that hope died, my heart broke and I was hurt and angry and I wanted to cause you pain.
After this, you’re done with the art nonsense.
Was any of it real?
I told you I was inter sex!
Did he just say he was gay and he’s in love with me?
Thank you all for your support.
Game change.

10/10

State of Affairs 1.02

It was not as good as the pilot, to be honest it was very average. I’m not going to rewrite my notes or the quotes as It’s not the show I’ll be sticking to. To be honest, it’s not a show that’ll survive 13 episodes, most likely not even 6. Since I am not following Chicago Taxi I may as well not be watching this mediocracy.

6/10

My thoughts on Mockingjay ten minutes after leaving the theatre

20 Thursday Nov 2014

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I don’t know what’s more scary, the fact that no teenager in the room new what prohibition is or how little of communist system they showed in the film. It felt like just another Harry Potter film. Remember how the kids had to hide in the woods in Harry Potter 6 part 1? Oh how surprised I was to see some links to WWII or communism for that matter. Remember what Donald Sutherland said in one of Hunger Games’s special features about the books perfectly showing Panem’s communist regime? The kids who sat there beside me saw just a good plot. They thought ‘omg, how did Susanne come up with the war-like stressful atmosphere. I can only imagine my father’s reaction to those reluctant kids. He would lecture them and probably smack the reluctantness out of them. Wasn’t Effie at the Capitol in the book? Didn’t she show up at the very end when the war started? At least this way they did not have to introduce too many new characters. How much weight did Josh Hutcherson and Jena Malone have to lose for this part? And since I’m slightly touching esthetics here, Julianne’s eyes are grey enough, they did not have to give her these awful contacts. I am very happy they did not censor the ‘Snow selling Finnick and other victors’ part. Julianne Moore was perfectly casted. Any other Alma Coin would annoy the hell out of me, especially after reading the book. She made her intriguing at least. At this point I may as well be routing for her, rather than for Katniss. At the very end when Julie was speaking, for a minute there I thought I was watching one of her speeches in Game Change. Alma Coin did not differ much from the book, but she sure as hell was not so talkative. Katniss did not stare at her and was not fascinated with her hair, in the film, Effie was. I was afraid they were gonna cut the first film off where the first part of the book ended, and unfortunately I was right. How are they going to fit everything from part two into one movie when the strory is so rich in details? The scene when they all run downstairs and the bombs go off was definitely most nicely shot. But what kept racing in my head was my sarcastic ‘of course she’s laying on the stairs and everyone is stomping on her, ‘take your time Katniss, you are the mockingjay”. The ‘Prim you came back for the cat’ scene was taken from the book, thank god. Snow’s granddaughter untying her hair was probably my favorite addition. And Julianne Moore was listed 6th in the credits, yes I counted. Lorde’s song in the credits will be downloaded later this week. Same with Jennifer singing The Hanging Man. When the Mockingjays are over she will definitely be approached by some record label. In loving memory of Phillip brought a tear to my eye, god, such a talent.

I cannot wait for the fourth part. With Prim’s fate and Julie falling off the balcony, the final part is going to blow our brains out.

Parenthood 6.08. Greys 11.07. SVU 16.08. Bad Judge 1.07. Bones 10.07. Castle 7.06. American Horror Story 4.06. Downton Abbey 5.08. Nashville 3.07. Scandal 4.07. How to Get Away with Murder 1.07. The Simpsons 26.06. The Good Wife 6.09. Faking it 2.08. Web Therapy 4.04. Chicago Fire 3.07. Chicago PD 2.07

17 Monday Nov 2014

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Parenthood 6.08

Dad, mom thinks I’m an idiot.
Have you seen Dylan?
That doesn’t make any sense. It’s not even kitchen hours.
You need to expel Aaron Brownsteen.
Sweetheart every kid at this school has behavioral issues. That’s the entire point of Chambers academy.
Yes, he’s a freak. We all are.
Max you’re being a little too Aspbergers.
As headmaster your personal feelings are not your concern.
We’ve fot ourselves a toothpaste commercial. For a reduced price.
Crosby what are you, uncle Adam?
Yhym. That’s great.
I’m never gonna like Max in that way.
Someone has to raise some money, which is what I’m trying to do.
I’m the dad. That means get out! Let’s go Breakfast Club. Beat it.
Let’s get our faces on park benches.
One direction isn’t playing either, so you’re in the wrong line.
Did the kids bring anything good?
Actually there’s a bottle of Brandy.
Oh yeah that tastes like high school.
Even if she did mean it, she won’t in the morning.
Max, I will never love you, okay? Just leave me alone.
We’ll all get our time to shine.

10/10

Greys 11.07

But we are.
Quiet. I got a pulse.
Amelia, you’re a doctor.
I want a different doctor. She’s a junkie!
She’s losing it.
Yes she is.
Those are your rights. It’s the past. And you don’t have to defend it.
You never get away from it.
No you don’t.
And you didn’t barf into your mask. Bravo.
And none of you stopped him?
Other shoe. We’ve got this. Go.
How can you do this to me? You’re my brother.
And I’m historically lousy at being a sister.
I wanted her job. I wanted my old job back.
Derek, why did you even…
Well, that was stupid.
That doctor.
Doctor Shepherd.
She promised.
Everybody lived here.
We all have sexual relations. That’s terribly weird.
See. Everybody lives here.
I don’t know who I am anymore. I’m angry all the time. I’m miserable and I don’t know what to do with it. All I do is hurt people and I just can’t get control of it. I don’t know what to do anymore.

10/10

SVU 16.08

Is that the guy who hit on Rollins?
Then we will.
I have a sister I haven’t spoken to in two years.
And you were supposed to do what exactly?
I wasn’t talking to you, Mama Bear.
I wanna save this little boy and whoever else they have.
He was the victim?
You were the sweetest boy.
They would’ve sent someone older, tougher.
He would just come in.
Is this Henry?
SVU Sergent.
Nice Olivia nice.
You know how it feels to be raped.
What happens in the box stays in the box.
I had a parnter like that.
So they can watch this.
He’s gonna be raped.
You’re that stupid?
So when your kids go to college…
Benson, any good at undercover?
Show him the picture.
These are Henry’s parents.
It was better if it was me and not somebody else.
He was the one who chained me down for you.
Dear lord.
Three pieces of crap delivered.

10/10

Revenge 4.07

What good is an insomniac bestie for if not for midnight house calls.
Because you need some late night reading?
It won’t be easy.
Is it ever?
It’s like digging for oil and finding gold underneath it.
And who knew he screw Amanda out of all that money?
They really cared about each other.
Who else was her friend?
There is no way this ends well for you.
Emily Thorne, I’m David Clarke. I thought It was time we met.
Amanda knew how much you cared about her.
Thank you for speaking to me.
Any time.
He didn’t even recognise me, Nolan. How could he not know who I am?!
And the helicopter is gonna be here in 5 4 3 2.
Unacceptable. I could have died in there.
Funny you should ask.
I didn’t.
Victoria, get out!
You could have come for me, but you didn’t! You could have come for me!
Amanda? It’s you.

10/10

Bad Judge 1.07

That would have been a good information to know.
Relatives? Cousins?
What? Haha. Inside joke.
Wow, cas.
Aren’t all sign language the same?
Raaacist.
We’re going to a hotel. That’s where prostitutes take their johns.
I think most of those people are prostitutes and johns.
Otherwise you can’t have the free champagne.
Get up, you’re embarassing yourself.

4.5/10

Bones 10.7

This is not gonna be good for my divorce settlement.
Jackass.
Swearing.
You are delightfully naive.
A fun, loving person.
Yes in a second. Just gotta get a picture of this for the christmas party.
Would you mind getting me the victim’s nose?
Yeah, I can show you how to do that later.
This way. No tips.
Okay snuffs. Take the bill out of your nose.
Way to go Dr Brennan.
We fight to try and change the past and put it away but the pain is a part of who we are.
Because I’m very brainy.
Bunny didn’t seem to mind.
Yeah, why not mom?
Mommy’s gonna talk to us.

9/10

Castle 7.06

Castle and Kate got married! The case reminded me of the good old days when they couldn’t see they’re in love with each other, also the mirror scenes to the pilot.

10/10

American Horror Story 4.06

As if it matters. We’re all just spinning on the wheel.
Inbreeding has caused enough pain in this family.
Because they are freaks. So am I. But when I’m with them I feel normal.
Enough about the twins. I’ve had enough of this.
I demand you have fun at once. Or I’ll put one of you against the wheel.
Hello, ladies.
And suddenly it was clear why we’re here.
Now please don’t speak to me further.
Is this freak bothering you?
As a matter of fact, he is.
You’re not even American.
You’re making me angry, Dot.
You’re not playing by the rules.
And it won’t even fight back.
September, November.
Little culture for TV viewers. God knows they need it.
Yeah, like a butterfly.
You never even called a doctor, did you?
Speaking of cheap perfume.
I don’t know they don’t seem to be in any rush.
Dandy, why are you crying?

10/10

Downton Abbey 5.08

How unpleasant.
Wouldn’t you agree Mrs Bates?
Bully what out?
Fetch the case, Sprout.
There’s quite something about Marigot. I can’t put my finger on it.
Funny is one word for it.
But why? What have I done?
Sometimes I think my life has no possibilities.
Have some water.
How about lack of self knowledge.
I’m turning in my notice.
Where is miss Danker?
Who has a life where everything is easy?
Why should you let them cheat you of your future?
Anything’s worth a try.
I’m crying, because I don’t want you to leave.
We have our memories you and I.
Mrs Danker was take ill.
Never mind, I wish she’d been taken away by the man in white coats.
We didn’t want any desperate confessions. Remember, this is not your day.
If you’ll do anything to stop this wedding, I will leave you.
Am I expected to be a good loser?
It’s too late for that, my dear. Far too late.
People grow up and move away and things change.
He wasn’t good enough for you, Milady.
He says he’s come here to arrest you.
Sorrow seems to shadow them.

10/10

Nashville 3.7

Give it up for the queen of country.
That’s what you gotta write.
Is that why?
Dude, seriously she write this?
It’s hurt. But it gave me a voice.
I’m bleeding my sorrow out.
I googled you.
In a couple of weeks he’s going to be your step brother.
Hey how does a can opener work?
I’ll go up there with you.
Juliette’s song.
Rayna’s song.
Carry on here comes a better day.
What if I give you the story of Deacon Claybourne.
Feel like I need to take a stand.
Sorry I missed the first. Want happen again.
When she’s coming.

8.5/10

Scandal 4.08

It’s so nice to see Samsung instead of an Apple on TV, especially if it’s Samsung Galaxy S5.
David Rosen.
I wonder what the law says about that.
At his new apartment that I paid for. Like an idiot.
I damaged you.
If you will.
Oh I will.
Ironic, isn’t it? It’s always the ones who are the closest to us.
It’s not appropriate. What they’re about to do to each other, with their bodies.
Havvy saw it.
The pages, they’re blank.

5.5/10

How to Get Away with murder 1.08

Who else could it be, her virgin boyfriend?
Do you believe him?
You had when you said you were at Yale and I believed you like some kind of fool.
And here she is dragging the body of her nanny.
I’ll be partying it up.
I watch court TV.
Maybe don’t use sex as an example on stand.
I have to put up with your terrible mousy existance.
Did you want me? No.
Bad things happen when you have sex.
Like what?
What, you have it?
It really doesn’t matter who has the trophy.
I met Lila the night she was killed.
He’s not a good man, Annalise.
You’re fired.
Dude, you should have told me you live in a ghetto.

8/10

The Simpsons 26.6

Civil war coffin.
That could be anyone’s.
Even God hates jazz.
Better send the dog down.
Tasty Boy.
I don’t know. You die?
Oh My God.
My ass is about to project.
Get a load of these freaks.
And bury Bart.
Where’s Maggie?
It’s 6:08 can’t you just let me enjoy my day?
Why are you wearing your uniform then?
Because these are the only clothes that fit me, okay?!

6/10

The Good Wife 6.09

I won’t stand beside you. Not again. Not in a million years.
Zip your pants, shut your mouth and stop banging the help.
Because child services told me to.

6.5/10

Faking it 2.08

It’s not like it was with Amy.

2/10

Web Therapy 4.04

Providing the service to people.
I guess that’s the only way to look at it.
Good for you.
Oh, you drink for charity.
Which hole does it go into.
You’re gonna be the face of the new product.
I want your face on it.
Grace bought twelve. She doesn’t even have that many holes.
That was the whole crew of overweight office workers.
And it’s gonna be a good evidence in the court of law.
Oh that’s a nice wallpaper.

6.5/10

Chicago Fire 3.7

No more cousins from you.
Do not unbelt your seatbelt.
They’re cracking open the car from the bottom.
I smell gas.
He’s happy. Who cares how he got there.
That act won’t save you.
The instructor is awesome.
Fire department. Call out.
Oh man.
It’s Lindsay’s brother.
We’ll send it to Manhattan’s SVU.

6/10

Chicago PD 2.07

You remember detective Rollins?
That’s relevant how?
This is gonna end bad. I just know it.
What’s worse than gettinh killed.
Just trying to remember the ones we’ve saved.
Lean on me.
Why does he still has her listed as a foster mother?
Olivia Benson’s on the phone.
And miss your smiling face?
I’m not an expert on many things, but when it comes to these kinds of crimes unfortunately, I am.

6/10